Trash games kill me [holographic]

"Liar!" An Zhengchu couldn't believe it, "How could you be 46?!" Is there such a young 46 years old?

"... Otherwise, how old do you think I am?"

An Zhengchu looked at him carefully, and said affirmatively, "I can believe anyone under the age of 35, 46? Impossible!"

Qin Han was speechless: "What misunderstanding do you have about 46 years old?"

An Zhengchu was speechless.He suddenly remembered that the times are different now, maybe the human life span is not what he thought it was.He couldn't help being embarrassed, and tried to bring the topic back: "Well, I just think you look young, don't you look like 46 years old..."

"What does it mean to look young?!" Qin Han was annoyed, "My mother is in her 80s and looks similar to me!"

...Is life science so awesome these days?Anzhengchu was guilty and shocked. He looked at Qin Han with a puzzled expression. He panicked and said indiscriminately, "Haha, I didn't expect you to be so much older than me. Should I call you uncle?"

Qin Han's face darkened in an instant: "Uncle, fuck!" He was so angry that his veins were throbbing, and he threatened, "If you dare to call me uncle, I will fly to Dong-R-32 star right now and take you... It’s time to change your mouth!” The meaning of the omitted verb in the middle is self-evident.

"Of course." Qin Han smirked, "If you want to call your uncle during the exercise, I can still accept this little fun."

The topic suddenly became violent.

Hot air surged up, and An Zhengchu instantly turned red into a cooked shrimp.

"You, you, you—" he stammered, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Qin Han snorted coldly: "We are peers when we date." He threatened again, "Don't call me uncle, do you know that?!"

An Zhengchu was shy and funny, and because he was used to this person, his temper began to show, and he couldn't help muttering and complaining: "Hmph! What's wrong with being called uncle? You are older than me, why don't you admit it?" !" No wonder this person always calls him baby, cutie, etc. Compared to his age, he is just... ahem.

This little talk back... Qin Han moved his fingers, wishing he could grab him and knead him.However, there is still something to say: "Now that the average life expectancy is close to 30 years, what's wrong with us being [-] or [-] years younger?!"

"Two hundred?!!" An Zhengchu was dumbfounded, "The average life expectancy is two hundred?!" It's just that the average lifespan...indicates that many of them are over two hundred years old, "My God...is it so scary now?"

Where the light screen couldn't see, Qin Han's hands clenched into fists.An An, why is he so shocked?Isn't life expectancy common sense?So, not only has he never played games, not only is he not familiar with the Internet, is he, is he... never received an education, never went out, or even met outsiders?

How did he get here in the past twenty years?

Qin Han kept staring at himself, and An Zhengchu reacted suddenly - his subconscious reaction just now seemed to have exposed too much...

He couldn't help being flustered, hesitated for a long time, and then changed the subject with a flash of inspiration: "Well, don't you still have a date at the age of 46?" As soon as the words came out, he felt that the taste was not right-why was it like an interrogation? Does the subject look like it used to be? !

He hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean to ask this, I, I—"

Qin Han calmed down, stared at his flushed face, and slowly raised the corners of his lips: "What? Babe is worried about my emotional history? Don't worry, I have a special job. I basically stayed in a sparsely populated galaxy for the past ten years. I didn't have time to find a partner. I met you on the first long vacation." He clenched his fist and tapped his left chest, smiled lowly, "From now on, it's all yours."

...what job requires more than ten years in a sparsely populated galaxy?The types of work in this era are really complicated-no!

Facing those scorching eyes, what Qin Han said just now was finally sent to his brain, An Zhengchu's heart beat suddenly, and heat waves rose directly on his face.

"What about me—" He hurriedly changed the subject under embarrassment, "Then what, aren't you busy? Ah yes, comments, why did you suddenly ask about comments? Is there something wrong?"

Qin Han knew his temperament, and the comments really made him feel stuck in his throat.Reluctantly, he withdrew his eyes from the red tips of his ears.He clicked his tongue: "So shy..."

After receiving An Zhengchu's angry stare, he shrugged his shoulders, and continued to follow his topic, "Those people on Shulang have bad mouths, just ignore them. I'll deal with it for you later."

An Zhengchu took two deep breaths to slow down his heartbeat, and then looked at him suspiciously: "Why do you have to deal with them?" After a pause, afraid that Qin Han might misunderstand that he disliked him for being troublesome, he hurriedly explained, "We don't know them, they Let them scold you, don't waste time and energy dealing with it."

Qin Han frowned: "Aren't you angry for being scolded so badly?"

An Zhengchu scratched his cheek: "Why are you angry? They scold me a few times, and I won't lose a piece of meat. They don't represent everyone." He grinned a little smugly, "I still earn money every day, which means it's still There are many people who like me, and I don't care about those who scold me."

"That's good." Qin Han breathed a sigh of relief, "You didn't answer the video call just now, I thought you were scolded and hid and cried."

An Zhengchu: ...

"Why do you think I'm going to cry?!" He gritted his teeth, "I'm a bit soft-tempered, and I'm not a crying bag!"

Qin Han looked at him dotingly, and said: "Okay, my baby is the strongest. I made a mistake."

An Zhengchu glared at him angrily: "Perfunctory!"

Qin Han chuckled, and quickly brought the topic back: "Whether you care or not, it's wrong for those people to scold you, so don't talk to them, lest they pester you, just leave the follow-up to me." Talking about these Trickster, his smile brought out a bit of ruthlessness, "These people, if you don't teach them a lesson, they think they can fart with just one mouth."

It's not that serious, is it?An Zhengchu scratched his cheek: "Actually, they're not wrong. I really made money thanks to you." It wasn't Qin Han, he couldn't get to know Fatty and the others, and he didn't know that he could make money on Doulang.Although he doesn't know why the things he posted can attract such a high traffic in a short period of time.

Qin Han was angry: "My baby wants to make money, so what's wrong with me doing my best? Is it their turn to give pointers?"

...Can't this person speak well! !An Zhengchu glared at him: "Then what are you going to do with them? Is it possible to pick them out one by one and beat them up?"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "You are really right."

An Zhengchu: ...? ?

Qin Han didn't intend to go into details: "Anyway, just leave it to me." After that, he changed the subject, "Do you know Bi Wenxing?"

An Zhengchu blinked: "Bi Wenxing? It sounds familiar—ah! I remembered!" He clapped his hands, "I just received a fraudulent email signed by Bi Wenxing."

"...Scam?" Qin Han was a little confused, "What scam email?"

"That's right. I also went to Skynet to check. Bi Wenxing is the executive of "Lost Civilization." An Zhengchu plausibly said, "What do you think, the executive of Tangtang Game Company, why are you looking for me? It must be fake Well."

Qin Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Is that how you speculated?"

An Zhengchu sensed something was wrong: "Is there something wrong?" Thinking that he had taken the initiative to mention this person just now, he hesitated, "Do you know Bi Wenxing?"

"I don't know each other yet." Qin Han smiled and shook his head, "But we will know each other later."

An Zhengchu scratched his cheek: "So, the email is for real? This Bi Wenxing wants to contact me? Why is he contacting me?" After a pause, he suddenly remembered something, and asked nervously, "Is there something wrong with my game account?" Question?" After all, he is... an outsider with unknown household registration.

Qin Han pretended not to notice his unusual nervousness, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, it's a good thing." Before An Zhengchu could ask, he took the initiative to explain it, and then said, "Don't worry, I'll check it out for you. I will find professionals to help you confirm the contract regulations and rules, to ensure that you will not lose any points you deserve, and there will be no risks."

An Zhengchu was in a daze the whole time, and after finally digesting this passage, he heard him say this, and immediately became anxious: "You, you don't act recklessly! I—how can I do any publicity or commercials? With my image, I, I don’t know how to do it either!”

Qin Han smiled: "Don't worry, I know your temperament, I won't let you shoot commercials, just wait for the money."

An Zhengchu blinked.

Qin Han looked at the time: "Okay, it's getting late, you go to rest quickly. I have some things to deal with here, see you at the game tomorrow."

An Zhengchu smiled slightly, with a faint reluctance in his eyes: "Well, see you tomorrow, good night Brother Han."

Qin Han stretched out his hand, touched his cheek through the light screen, and sighed softly: "I really want to meet you, and a goodnight kiss is fine..."

An Zhengchu: ...

He quickly hung up the video call.

Qin Han was dumbfounded, touched his nose, turned off the video light screen, switched interfaces, and his face instantly became cold and stern.

Next, he had to pick up the trash.

***

After turning off the video, An Zhengchu covered his face.For a while, I was thinking about the life expectancy of this era, for a while, it was about Bi Wenxing, and for a while, I was worried that Qin Han would doubt him...

After staying for a while, he pulled himself together.

Forget it, it's useless to think too much, anyway, as long as he doesn't tell, no one can guess his origin.

Regaining his spirits, An Zhengchu opened Skynet, found the official website of "Lost Civilization", and began to study how to recharge.

That's right, he wants to recharge the game.

Always spending Qin Han's money, he felt uneasy.Now that he has made money in the waves, he doesn't need to worry about life for the time being, and the nutrient solution he needs for life can last for another two months, so he decided to move a sum into the game first.

According to the official website, 1 interstellar coin = 100 game coins, that is, 100 copper plates in the game.The purchasing power of game currency in the game fluctuates according to the price fluctuations in the game.

Thinking of the equipment, medicine, and materials that Qin Han had bought for him in the past few days, he was immediately distressed and moved.

After understanding the exchange rate, there is a 8% discount for the first charge.He decided to charge 500 interstellar coins first, that is, there are [-] taels of game coins. If there is more, he will probably be scolded by Qin Han. After all, he has just made a little money now...but [-] is enough for him to buy embroidery and sewing. materials, and can also buy something for Qin Han.

After buying the interstellar coins, he climbed into the game again - there are still more than two months of nutrient solution supply, which cannot be wasted.

After playing the game, it was still in the small home he shared with Qin Han.An Zhengchu first looked at the storage bag, and he breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that he now had more than 500 taels of silver in his pocket. Then he checked the time, and it was only ten o'clock.

Well...it's still early!Go buy some materials and practice sewing.

He walked out of the house and walked towards the West Market where he visited today.

[Team Frequency] Galloping Pork Belly: Huh?A wine?How did you come up?

[Team Frequency] A glass of dirty wine: Good evening, Fatty Brother, I'll come up to buy some materials.

[Team Frequency] Galloping Pork Belly: Oh oh.Hehehe~~~~ Ajiu~~~ I happen to like something, come here, let me use your reputation to help me bargain for a price!

[Team Frequency] A glass of dirty wine: Alright, wait a minute, I'll go find you.

Ever since he knew that he had a discount on buying things with NPCs, he basically bought things for their team, so when Fatty asked, he agreed.Compared with what they helped him, this little favor he did was insignificant at all.

【Team Frequency】Flying Pork Belly: Wow~~

An Zhengchu was stunned for a moment, then laughed.Is it really familiar... I didn't expect that after more than 1000 years, he could still hear such words.

Pulled out the map to find the fat man's location, and he followed the route all the way there.Fatty was on the other side of the West City, the two of them were a little far away, and it would take some time to walk over.

Only the two of them are currently online in their team, the fat man squatted in front of the target NPC and waited for An Zhengchu to arrive, while chatting with him: "By the way, I thought you were going to watch the boss fight, but I didn't expect you to come to the game. "

"Ah?" An Zhengchu was at a loss, and then thought of their laughter last time, "Brother Han went to the arena with Brother Panda again?"

"Ah?" Fatty was more confused than him, "What does it have to do with pandas? Didn't the boss make an appointment online?"

"Online dating?" An Zhengchu stopped walking, with an ominous premonition in his heart.

Fatty couldn't see his expression, so he said casually, "That's right, someone scolded you online, the boss couldn't take it anymore, so he invited some of the most happiest dancers to the arena."

An Zhengchu: ...

Fatty didn't notice it, and looked at the time: "Hey, it should start now." He urged, "Ajiu, hurry up, I still want to watch the boss beat someone——Ajiu?!! "

【Your friend, a glass of turbid wine, has gone offline】