Trash games kill me [holographic]

[Pansi Cave Spider King, Level 52 Field Boss, Active Monster]

After the light was turned on, they could clearly see what was going on in Pansi Cave.

Overwhelming spider webs occupy the sky above the entire Pansi Cave.The other end of the spider silk that bound them was connected to the spider king who was entrenched in the corner.

The spider king, which was as big as a pickup truck, slowly crawled along the spider web.The spider web, which was as thick as a child's arm, seemed to be unable to bear its weight. When it took a step, the spider web trembled, and everyone who was bound by the spider web and hung on the spider web also trembled.

Against the huge size of the spider, the elders looked petite and pitiful.

"Damn it's the spider boss!"

"...Level 52 boss...we won't be bitten to death, right?"

"I don't want to be bitten to death by this thing, this thing looks too ugly!"

"Don't babble, break the spider's silk quickly!"

Except for An Zhengchu, everyone else was at least level 50. The moment they saw the spider appear, although they were screaming, their hands were constantly fiddling with the spider's silk on their bodies.

An Zhengchu, who had just passed level 30, looked at the spider silk on his body, sighed resignedly, opened his mouth and began to read——

"In the fragrance of rice flowers, the harvest is said, and the sound of frogs is heard."

"puff--"

"Hahaha cough cough—"

"Ah Jiu, we are working hard, don't be ridiculous!"

An Zhengchu was very innocent: "This is my professional skill..."

The panda smiled and poured poison on the spider silk: "This is not a human, how can I understand your poems?"

"Just try it." An Zhengchu is much calmer about his skills now, "The natural enemy of spiders is frogs, what if it succeeds?"

"All right, all right, you continue!"

The fat man admired it: "Ajiu knows a lot. If it weren't for the names on these monsters, I wouldn't know that this thing is a legendary spider. I didn't expect that Ajiu knew so much about the creatures on the earth, and even knew what its natural enemies are." .”

Neither of Fat Panda is a high-attack profession, and hitting spider silk doesn't break the defense at all. They simply chatted while hitting spider silk in a leisurely manner, while Qin Han's three main attackers were humming and humming to concentrate on fighting.

When An Zhengchu heard the fat man's words, his heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously glanced at Qin Han. Seeing that he didn't respond, he gathered himself together: "Brother Fatty was joking, I just know a little bit." When it was over, he continued to read without waiting for him to speak. , "It rains in every house during the Huangmei season, and frogs are everywhere in the grass pond."

Although the Spider King was far away from them and walked slowly, but with long legs and a big body, he quickly approached the most extended fat man.

The fat man couldn't care less about talking nonsense with An Zhengchu for a moment, and he yelled strangely: "Oh my god, this fluffy one is so disgusting, Brother Hao, hurry up—"

"Where is the most poetic guest, the sound of frogs in the mist and rain at dusk."

"Frogs are making noise at dusk, and the rice fields are very autumn this year."

[Team] The team members are talented and intelligent with a glass of wine, comprehend the essence of ancient poems, and recite the frog-chanting poem describing its natural enemies to the Spider King of Pansi Cave, which arouses the fear of the Spider King of Pansi Cave, and unlocks the skill: attacking flaws and leaping through gaps.

[Team] The team member has a glass of wine and successfully cast the skill on the Spider King of Pansi Cave: Attacking the Flaws and Breaking the Gap.Pansi Cave Spider King's agility decreased by 3%, defense decreased by 2%, and lasted for 30 seconds.

Crowd: ...

With a soft "pa", Qin Han escaped.Then came midnight.

The two of them stabbed their teammates with a knife and dagger, swished a few times, and the kindergarten escaped.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fatty, who had been shrouded in the shadow of the Spider King, screamed, "It's so disgusting, help me——"

As soon as the kindergarten got away, Qin Han threw down the sentence "Xiaobo unravels the spider's silk", and turned to face the spider king with Ziye at the same time.

As an assassin, Ziye made a stealth sprint and reappeared behind the Spider King.Seeing the stabbing of the dagger in his hand, the Spider King immediately stopped, turned around, and shifted his attention from the fat man to him.

"Huh—" Fatty breathed a sigh of relief, "Brother Hao is mighty!"

Qin Han also ran to the Spider King's side, and Zi Ye was on one side, pulling the Spider King to the other side and started fighting.

The kindergarten began to split spider silk for them in turn, and the three pandas were finally brought out one after another.After they escaped, they immediately joined the battle on Qin Han's side.

An Zhengchu, who was finally pulled out, also ran quickly to the side of the fat man who was shooting arrows, and the two skills of Jin Ge Iron Horse and Attacking Flaws and Riding Gap took turns non-stop.

They were fighting fiercely with giant spiders in Pansi Cave, and on the Dou Lang, the search popularity ranking of "Tianlong Babu" was slowly rising.

For the first time, the number of retweets of a blog post released by the Interstellar Bureau of Social and Cultural Affairs exceeded three digits—no, three digits is an insult to the Bureau of Social and Cultural Affairs.

The staff in charge of the Doulang account of the Bureau of Social Affairs and Cultural Affairs stared at the number of reposts and comments that kept rising, and was stunned.After being stunned for a while, he hurriedly went to the topic list. Although he had just climbed up the topic list, he rose by one rank as soon as he refreshed, and rose by another rank after refreshing again...

Click on the topic——

Wenren Panqiao: What the hell is Tianlong Babu... Really fragrant, I fell in love with Qiao Feng!He is my unrivaled hero! !

Quietly being a month and a half child: Some settings of Tianlong Babu are not clear... But, it's so touching!Uncanny twists and turns!Can't stop at all! !

Sunshine Doll: Huh huh huh, I like Brother Duan~~~

Don't give Apple fruit a bite: Murong Fu is so handsome, but why does he feel like a villain!

Last Qing Night: Qiao Feng's love ah ah ah ah ah ah ah [email profted] Tianlong Babu, which is temporarily pushed by the month! ! Is there a gang of beggars in "Lost Civilization"?I am coming! !

Qingfeng Buyu: I saw the hot search point come in - what is Tianlongbabu?Can someone show me the way?

Autumn night is already cool: @清风不住@星世社情文化局: Today’s push - "Dragon Babu" by Jin Yong.Attached: read the link

……

The staff stared at the blog post that had already passed the one million retweets mark, and ran to the leader's office with an "awow".

Go back to the game.

Qin Han and the others frantically bombarded the Spider King, and finally cut off [-]% of its blood, when the Spider King stopped suddenly, the hairs all over his body trembled, hissed, and squirted out green venom with a "Zi" sound ——

"Hide quickly!" Qin Han shouted, while retreating quickly.

It's a pity that no matter how fast his reminders and actions are, they can't be as fast as the sprayed spider silk.He who stood in front of the Spider King was the first to bear the brunt, and was instantly sprayed all over his body.

The others followed closely behind, one by one instantly covered in viscous venom.

"Ugh—it stinks—"

"Fuck-"

The spider king felt that it was not enough to spray out the venom, swish swish a few times, spewed out a few strands of spider silk from his abdomen, and directly tied up the few people who couldn't react in time.

Poisoned and tied up, the Spider King is close by again——

Well, this is going to be wiped out.

The fat man yelled: "Brothers, see you at the resurrection point!"

An Zhengchu: ...

The furry spider's mouthparts came towards him, An Zhengchu's body was in severe pain, his eyes went dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he was standing in a dark room.

Before he could react, his palm was held.

"An'an!" It was Qin Han.He nervously looked at An Zhengchu's expression, "Can you bear it?" He didn't forget that An Zhengchu's physical sense is of the highest level.

An Zhengchu shook his head: "It's okay." He died very happily, swallowed the venom raw, although there was still that pain in his body, it felt much better than when he was killed a few days ago—it was just a little disgusting.

Qin Han breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his expression did not seem to be fake, but he was still not at ease: "We won't be able to fight this boss for a while. You are not in good health. Go down and rest for a while."

Before An Zhengchu could speak, the fat man next to him made a vomit motion: "Oh my god, the spider's venom is so disgusting, and its mouth is... vomit—"

The panda slapped him on the head and said angrily: "Can you stop mentioning it? Do you want me to recall it again?"

"No, no!" Fatty shuddered, "I think I'm not in good health, I need to go down and take a shower to calm down." After finishing speaking, he ignored them and ran off the assembly line.

An Zhengchu was embarrassed.

Panda rolled his eyes: "So, logistics—seeing too little of the world is hypocritical."

logistics?An Zhengchu thought he heard it wrong, and was about to ask a question——

"An'an?"

"Ah?" Facing Qin Han's worried expression, An Zhengchu scratched his chin, "My health is not that bad." In order to shut Qin Han's mouth, he simply changed the subject, "Well, I think the scene where we hit the spider just now was a bit , Heck, it's fun, can I add a mosaic and put it on the Internet?"

As soon as the words fell, he thought of something, "Ah, we haven't killed this spider king yet, so can't we let it out?"

Qin Han looked at the others and thought for a while: "Let's release it after we finish the fight. We will prepare something in the afternoon before we continue to fight. Kill the Spider King, and release it after we finish taking the things."

An Zhengchu nodded obediently: "Okay."

"Go down now!" Qin Han said with a straight face, "Eat something, take a nap and come up again!"

An Zhengchu was taken aback for a moment——

The panda stretched its waist and yawned: "Ah—then I'll go down and eat something too."

Kindergarten climbed onto Ziye's shoulder: "Brother Hao, what are you having for lunch? I heard that Xiangmanlou has a new dish, come together?"

Ziye nodded: "I'll go get Fatty."

"I'm going too!" Panda yelled, "Take me, take me!"

Kindergarten joke: "Aren't you short of money?"

"Hey hey, isn't there you guys?"

"Go, go!" The kindergarten turned to look at Qin Han, "Is the boss together?"

Qin Han looked at An Zhengchu.

An Zhengchu didn't wait for him to speak, and hurriedly pushed him: "You go together, I'll go down to eat and sleep right away." He was guilty and nervous, and before Qin Han could react, he waved to the kindergarteners, "See you this afternoon, I'm going down!"

"You—" Qin Han opened his mouth to speak.

An Zhengchu smiled at him, and went off the line with a whiff.

Qin Han: ...

Why does An An seem to be running for her life?

On the other side, An Zhengchu, who had logged off the assembly line, looked at the slowly opening game compartment, and couldn't help but smile wryly when he thought of those unfamiliar ingredients.

Meals, lunch breaks... In a short time, he has to continue to solve them all through the nutrient solution in the game cabin.

Forget it, don't think about it, since I'm offline, let's continue to check the situation of the house.After a while, Qin Han and the others should go out, and then he will go online again.

[Beep—"Civilization" Mr. Bi dialed a video call, is it connected? 】

"Civilization" Bi is always his remarks to Bi Wenxing.

He froze for a moment, looking at the time.It's been less than two hours since their last contact. Is... something wrong?

"Connect."

The light screen flashed.

"Good afternoon, Mr. An." Bi Wenxing appeared on the light screen with an apologetic face, "Sorry to bother you again."

An Zhengchu shook his head: "It's okay, if Mr. Bi has something to say, you can speak directly."

Bi Wenxing coughed: "That's right, I'm here to ask Mr. An, can you send your video feed to the staff of the Bureau of Interstellar Social Affairs and Culture?"

An Zhengchu was surprised: "Interstellar Social Affairs and Culture Bureau?" Isn't it the organization he forwarded the blog post in the morning?He was puzzled, "They are looking for me...?"

An old fritter like Bi Wenxing, of course, has seen An Zhengchu's character for a long time, and without waiting for him to ask, he explained directly: ""Civilization" is the main promotion project of our company, but I am only responsible for game promotion. The beggar gang video was reposted. But the game involves many cultural projects, and these parts are still in charge of the Social Welfare Bureau. They want to contact you directly to see if there is any possibility of cooperation in the future.”

An Zhengchu hesitated: "Well, I don't know much about cultural projects..."

Bi Wenxing waved his hand: "Mr. An is modest. The knowledge you have shown so far, as well as your knowledge of ancient culture, are enough to be admired." The admiration on his face was not fake, "I don't know if Mr. An is Which school is a talented person? According to my guess, people from the Social Welfare Bureau may hire you as a consultant or something."

Ann. Illiteracy. Zhengchu: ...