Trash games kill me [holographic]

An Zhengchu couldn't help but glared at the guy next to him who was pretending to be coughing—the coughing was too fake! !

Hengdao received his angry gaze, cleared his throat, and put away the smile on his face.

Zhang Yu continued: "...you are not in good health, so we don't feel at ease just running outside like this. Among other things, at least you have to improve your strength, otherwise you can kill a chicken to make the chicken break free and be pecked , how can I rest assured..."

Being talked about like a child, and the embarrassing things from the beginning were revealed, An Zhengchu was both moved and embarrassed, and couldn't help but take another look at Hengdao.

Hengdao accidentally heard his embarrassing story, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but raised again. Facing An Zhengchu's embarrassed expression, he touched his nose, turned his head away, and pretended to be looking at the scenery outside.

Only then did An Zhengchu heave a sigh of relief.Even if it's just a fake, this kind of thoughtfulness really makes people feel a lot more comfortable.

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When he finally came out of Zhang Yu's house, An Zhengchu let out a long breath.

Hengdao laughed: "Why do you look like this?"

An Zhengchu blushed: "The main reason is that Grandpa Zhang is so good at talking..." Moreover, the teary-eyed Xiao Zhuling was too distressing.Seeing that Hengdao was still teasing, he hurriedly changed the subject, "We all accepted the mission, but Grandpa Zhang refused to let me go. Is it because my level is too low?"

Heng Dao nodded.

An Zhengchu subconsciously flipped through his attributes, and frowned: "I'm only level 6 now, how many levels do I need to go? He didn't say anything..."

Hengdao rubbed his chin: "It should be level 15 to leave Novice Village."

"Level 15?!" An Zhengchu clutched his chest, "Then, when can I leave..."

Hengdao raised his eyebrows: "It's only level 15, half a day's work is enough." He looked at the sky, "We're leaving tomorrow."

An Zhengchu: ...

"I think..." he said weakly, "Maybe not."

Hengdao was surprised: "Why?"

An Zhengchu pursed his lips: "I have finished all the tasks that can be done in the village, and I have only been promoted to level 6 in more than ten days..." What kind of revenge and what kind of escort are too difficult for him.

Hengdao: ...

Facing Shang Hengdao's speechless expression, An Zhengchu quickly proved himself: "Really, I have asked all the NPCs in the village, and I have accepted all the tasks that can be accepted." He scratched his cheek, "I don't know if they are from here. Too few, very few tasks. There are a lot of things that I think about and do for them, but I have very little experience." He said not without grievances.

Is that why the reputation is so high?Holding the forehead with a horizontal knife: "Haven't you considered going out to fight monsters and upgrade?"

"...Of course I tried." An Zhengchu paused, a little frustrated, "I can't even kill a chicken..."

Hengdao: ...

"Laugh if you want to." An Zhengchu gave him a sideways look, and simply smashed the jar.

The corner of Hengdao's mouth twitched, trying to swallow the smile.Can't laugh, what should I do if I laugh people away?

An Zhengchu looked at his own level again, thought for a while, and said dejectedly, "Forget it, I'm such a trash, so don't drag you down. I'll give up this task, and you can do it yourself." After all, Hengdao can kill it alone. There are three people on the other side, and it will definitely be no problem to do it again.Escorting... probably won't bother him.

Hengdao frowned immediately: "How can that be done?" He wasn't interested in the task.After thinking about it, he began to fool around, "This game pursues authenticity, I guess, if you give up the mission halfway, you will be punished."

An Zhengchu curled his lips: "It doesn't matter, no matter how bad it can be."

"...cough," Hengdao wanted to laugh but felt a little distressed, "well, even if you don't care about it. If you quit, the task reward will be reduced..."

An Zhengchu opened his mouth, and said, "Then, what should I do—ah!" He let out a low cry, and was startled when the horizontal knife suddenly reached out and grabbed his hand, "What, what's wrong?"

"Okay, stop thinking about it." Hengdao looked around, determined the direction, and pulled him forward, "With me here, why are you afraid of killing monsters?"

"But, but—hey, slow down!"

Hengdao hummed twice perfunctorily, without any relaxation on his feet.

An Zhengchu, whose arm was being grabbed, felt uncomfortable, protesting and trying to break his hand, but he couldn't resist this guy whose strength was N times his.

Before he had time to get angry, Hengdao dragged him to the main street of the village, and there were more NPCs immediately.

"Ajiu, what are you—what are you doing?" An aunt passing by with a basket looked at the two chattering suspiciously.

Then, a young woman wrapped in a turban came over from the other side, her eyes slipped past the two of them, and she looked at Heng Dao with some scrutiny: "Ajiu, is he looking for trouble for you?"

Going further, a young man with a hoe ran over here: "What's the matter?"

Hengdao stopped in his tracks, and then looked at An Zhengchu.

An Zhengchu hurriedly stopped wrestling his hands, and looked over in embarrassment: "Aunt Li, Mrs. Zhuang, Big Brother Kang..." After greeting in a hurry, he hurriedly explained, "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry. He is my friend, and his name is Cross knife."

Aunt Li, who was carrying the basket, breathed a sigh of relief, and then became curious: "Then what are you doing? You're talking about it. I thought it was a robbery of a civilian man, or the young couple had a conflict."

An Zhengchu was stunned.

ha……?Robbing civilian men?He is not a fairy!What to grab - no!What the hell are the young couple? !

That's what's wrong with this broken game.Normal ancients should only stare at the defense of men and women, how could they misunderstand the relationship between men? !Moreover, these NPCs do not have the reserve that the ancients should have.No matter how elegant the words and sentences are, is there anyone who speaks so straightforwardly?

An Zhengchu's face flushed.He looked at Hengdao who was stunned in embarrassment, thinking that he didn't like this, and hurriedly explained to Aunt Li: "Aunt Li! Don't talk nonsense! Hengdao is just my friend!" Turning his head, he happened to miss Joy suddenly appeared on Hengdao's face.

Aunt Li looked at him, and then at the horizontal knife with hooked lips: "Oh—" the long ending sound was teasing, "Got it." After she was done, she smiled and waved her hands, "Since there is nothing wrong, I'll go back first." gone."

An Zhengchu reached out his hand to call her—

Mrs. Zhuang on the other side clapped his hand: "Hey, since I'm not here to trouble you, then I'm leaving too." She glanced at Heng Dao inexplicably, and said, "If you have something to say, don't make trouble." Contradictions" went away.

An Zhengchu opened his mouth wide.This, really thought they were a young couple...?

The guy carrying the hoe scratched his head, smiled at An Zhengchu, and ran away.

Suddenly, the NPC faded away.

An Zhengchu was dumbfounded for a long time, and looked back at Heng Dao in embarrassment: "Sorry." I don't know whether to apologize for Heng Dao being misunderstood, or because the relationship between the two was misunderstood.

Hengdao raised his eyebrows: "Why do you apologize?" He joked, "Because our relationship was misunderstood? Do you think we are robbing civilian men, or are we arguing like young couples?"

It's a little difficult for him to pronounce "robbing the civilian man" and "young couple", so he speaks these words in a strange way.But I got it - no matter who I misunderstood, I always misunderstood their relationship.Therefore, instead of being angry, he was very happy.

An Zhengchu was still very shy at first, but when he said this, he was instantly amused: "Pfft—your tone..." Thinking that Heng Dao had helped him a lot, he stopped joking in embarrassment, and looked at him apologetically. smile.

Seeing him suddenly laughing, Heng Dao immediately knew that his tone of voice was wrong.Tsk, language is really a big problem, I can't even see him shy.

An Zhengchu, who bowed his head after laughing, found that this guy was still holding his hand, and hurriedly tried to break free from the horizontal knife: "Okay, let me go by myself." Don't be misunderstood anymore.

Heng Dao paused, and reluctantly let go of him: "Do you not know Interplanetary Language?"

"Huh?" An Zhengchu was startled, and lowered his eyes, "Yeah." Actually, it's not that he can't, it's the changes... the changes in pronunciation and words made him at a loss.

As if seeing his frustration, Hengdao raised his hand, grabbed his shoulders and led him to move on: "Aren't you going to learn?" If you don't want to hold hands, then hook your shoulders and backs. pull up.

Hengdao glanced at the friends column, and the pitiful 18-point friendship with a glass of dirty wine made his eyes hurt.

For An Zhengchu, it is more natural for men to hook shoulders than to hold hands.He breathed a sigh of relief, and followed him obediently: "I want to learn." He pursed his lips, "It's just a little... I don't know where to start."

He basically spends his time in games now, and occasionally climbs up to the StarCraft website just to look at recruitment websites, or to check various general knowledge questions... He is so unfamiliar with this world, so unfamiliar that he doesn't know where to start to make up for it. Languages.

Hengdao's attention has been on him, and he naturally noticed his unusual... dazed?

He frowned, but his mouth was relaxed: "What is there to do? A ready-made teacher is standing in front of you, why don't you hurry up to learn from him?"

An Zhengchu was stunned: "You want to teach me?" His footsteps stopped unconsciously.

Hengdaoxu exerted a little force on the hand holding his shoulder, and led him forward: "What's the problem? I can speak Chinese and Interstellar. Isn't it appropriate for me to teach you?"

That's what it said... An Zhengchu pursed his lips: "Would it be too much trouble for you?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Heng Dao sneered, "Teaching other things is troublesome, but teaching how to speak is troublesome? We are now in a team and we have to be together every day. We just need to chat more if we have nothing to do. What's the trouble? .”

"But--"

"There is nothing that cannot be done." Hengdao interrupted him, "Interstellar language has the same origin as Huaxia language, so it is quick to learn. As for writing," he thought of the tombstone characters that An Zhengchu had drawn casually back then, "there is no problem at all. Great. You learn simplified Chinese characters, and Huaxia language focuses on restoring ancient culture, using traditional characters. When you can speak interstellar language, go to the interstellar network and read more, and you will be able to master it soon."

Huaxia interstellar language has the same origin?An Zhengchu blinked.No wonder he couldn't understand the text here... According to Hengdao's words, it seems...it is really simple?

"Okay. That's it." Hengdao didn't care what he thought, and simply switched back to Interstellar, "[We will speak in Interstellar from now on.]" Afraid that An Zhengchu might not understand, he repeated it in Huaxia , "Interplanetary. Do you understand?"

The speaking speed was specially slowed down, and it also comes with bilingual switching... An Zhengchu nodded slightly with his heart full.

Hengdao tightened his shoulders: "Answer me in interstellar language. [Understand?] At this time, you can answer that you understand. Come on, tell me again, [Understand——got it]."

An Zhengchu was a little nervous, and licked his lips: "[Understood, understood.]"

“[Isn’t that a good statement?]” Hengdao chuckled.

An Zhengchu looked up at him.The horizontal knife with three-dimensional features, the side face looks much better than the plain frontal face, and there is a ruffian smell in the smile... However, it makes people feel very reliable.

It's not relative, why is Hengdao treating him so well?

"[Okay, ready to kill the monster.]" Heng Dao stopped and pushed him forward, "[Start with this monster first.]"

"Ah?" This sentence was said a little fast, and the words were unfamiliar, An Zhengchu, who hadn't reacted, looked back at him.

Hengdao held down his head, turned his head back to the front, pointed to the monster in front of him and explained word by word: "Kill the monster, [kill—the monster, understand?]"

understood.An Zhengchu nodded.Just halfway through the click, he saw clearly what the monster pointed at by the horizontal knife in front of him, and his face froze immediately——

Butterfly? ! !

Excuseme? ! !

The author has something to say:

The conversations in the next few chapters involve two languages. In order to distinguish them, I will use punctuation to distinguish them. The traditional double quotation marks "" are Huaxia (that is, the Mandarin that An Zhengchu will learn), and the double quotation marks plus square brackets " []", which means interstellar language.

It was not until An Zhengchu started using Interstellar Language that the format was unified.

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An Zhengchu (black question mark face): Butterfly?Are you kidding me?

Heng Dao (serious face): Hurry up!

(Actual heart: Hey Maya, sexy Ajiu is fluttering butterflies online. Flies rub their hands.gif)