"Let me tell you, Songsong risked his life to get this pineapple. You children can't give it to you for nothing."

Brother Bo, who is in charge of the variety show, wants to do something. After all, this is a variety show and not a documentary, so he has to play some games.

"Okay, so what do you say you want to do?"

Lu Yi asked the question on behalf of the others.

"Come to Zisong to decide."

Brother Bo left the decision to Zisong.

After thinking about it, Zisong decided to have a battle:

"Come on, come on, we can't stay in the factory for four months in vain, show off all our skills, let's fight, whoever wins me, I'll give you a pineapple."

"Bi-bi what? It can't be Rap, right?"

Leizi started to panic, could it be better than cooking?

"Uh……"

Zisong was at a loss for words, a little annoyed.

{Yeah, why did you forget Brother Lei?How embarrassing. }

"Let's talk about earthy love stories!"

As a loyal audience of the occasional practice, Wang Luodan came up with a competition that didn't hurt feelings.

"This is good, this is good!"

Brother Bo applauded.

"Earth... what?"

Lu Yi couldn't understand, was he too old-fashioned and out of touch with the world?

"Let me demonstrate one."

After Jia Fugui and Lin Xiaoju's intercourse, Zisong's earthy love talk skills are also at the diamond level.

"Okay, come on, let me teach you Brother Lu Yi."

Huang Bo started guest host:

"Get ready, start."

"Brother Fan, I bought you a present."

"What gift?"

"I bought you a pillow."

"Pillow?"

Zisong pressed Bu Fan's head on his shoulders, and Bu Fan, who was about 1.9 meters tall, had a concave waist, trying to show the feeling of being a small bird.

Brother Leizijie and the little ghost applauded automatically in the sea dog style, the scene is too funny.

"Hahahaha rich pillow."

"You are the top 3 king of earthy love stories."

"Okay, the competition has officially started, who is the first to challenge?"

"Bu Fan, Songsong just said one, you answer one."

Zhu Xingjie cheated Bu Fan first.

"Oh, I'm so sorry..."

Bu Fan scratched the back of his neck, and finally thought of one:

"Do you know why I like calling other people babies?"

"I just want to know, I have to complain about this, Bu Fan likes it very much, just now, help me get that pot, baby mua like this... hiss~~~"

Kugai kid rubbed the goosebumps on his arms unbearably.

"Hahaha a lot of people complained."

"Okay, let Brother Fan talk. Why?"

"Because then I can call you baby in a fair way."

After Bu Fan finished speaking, he turned around.

"Ah~~~"

"Really Bu Fan, no matter how disgusting you are, I can't help but beat you!"

Small rap groups expressed that they wanted to kick Bu Fan out, and even Dong Yanlei, who had a friendship with the same school, did not promote the love of classmates.

Zisong has heard this kind of love story from Xiaoju's mouth no less than a hundred times, and he has already cultivated a body of steel and iron, so he turned against the guest.

"Then let me test you, how many days are there in a week?"

"Seven days for sure."

Bu Fan replied.

"And do you know what my favorite day is?"

"Sunday, it's not Monday anyway."

"No, every day you are by my side."

Zisong's most alluring innocent cat eyes launch.

"Ahhh~ these two people!"

The kid clutched his head, his head ached.

Zhu Xingjie?

Stop cueing him, his head is big enough.

Bufan, KO

Round——2

"Leizi, come, Leizi, come here."

Dong Yanlei, who was watching the joke, was pushed out by Huang Bo.

"Hahaha, this is embarrassing Leizi."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, after all, Leizi is the one who was nursed by Brother Fen, come on, Leizi!"

The little ghost applauded Leizi and cheered him on.

"Then let me tell you one, Song, do you know how to eat the best dishes I cook?"

Dong Yanlei racked his brains and finally came up with what Qin Fen told him.

"Hmm... eat it while it's hot?"

Zi Song tilted his head in confusion.

"I will feed you."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

It was really joyful for the honest and kind-hearted Leizi to say such words.

"Brother Lei, my God, I immediately think of emoticons when I see it."

"Your Leizi suddenly appeared."

"Feed you, and then grab you to dance hahahaha——"

"Let the souls of our half-orcs roll~~"

In the first group duel, Leizi selected the kid and Zisong from the same group, and they sang "Orcs" tacitly.

"Leizi, you haven't teased anyone, just look at it," Brother Bo said with a look of resentment:

"Why is such a tall and handsome face so kind?"

That's what I said, but Huang Bo obviously likes such a simple and easy-to-deceive Leizi. It's not that other people are bad, but there are many smart people, and it's rare to be confused in the world.

{It’s like Xingxing, who used to be a little sheep, is now a little fox, so it’s not easy to be fooled at all. }

The national bad sorghum is still bad sorghum.

"Okay, Leizi, this is considered a failure, let's come to the next one."

Dong Yanlei, who didn't succeed, just laughed along, and his brothers also looked very happy at him.

【Preparation:

Zisong: "Actually, it's not that I like to bully Leizi, it's because I like Brother Lei very much, and he is a very kind person who doesn't take it seriously, so everyone loves to make fun of Brother Lei."

Dong Yanlei: "No, it's my younger brother who hates me. In fact, that's not called hate. Everyone usually talks like this. I'm used to it. I also hate them. If I can't say it, I will pick them up, haha."]

Round——3

"Hey~ brat~"

Zhu Xingjie and the little ghost have known each other for so long, I have never heard the little ghost say earthy love words, although he considers himself a cool bro and is cute without knowing it.

"I'm really looking forward to what to do. Brother Ghost writes super flirtatious lyrics, but he hasn't said earthy love stories."

"Ahem, then I'm here."

I cleared my throat, kid, are you going to have a Freestyle Battle?

"Do you know what constellation I am?"

The kid asked Zisong seriously.

Zisong, who knows the routine, has to cooperate with the performance:

"You are a Ghost Horse Elf Seat, hahaha."

"Wrong, I made it just for you."

"Sure enough, it's Brother Gui's style hahaha this is fine."

"Are young people talking this much fun now?"

Lu Yi, who discovered the new world, watched with relish.

Wang Luodan called Zisong:

"Songsong, come back quickly, you are the king of earthy love talk top3."

"Don't worry, sister, look at me. Kid, do you know why [-]% is called [-]% even though there are ten people?"

"Ah...this..."

Not only was the kid stumped, but everyone else looked unpredictable.

"Why?"

This time it was Bu Fan who asked, and even the program crew prepared three close-up cameras on standby.

Although we all know that it is because the two firsts debuted with the same ticket, how to explain the name of the group, no one really said it, and everyone automatically doesn't know how to count.

"That's because... I can only be considered half of a person, and you, kid, are my other half."

The little ghost who had been confessed suddenly couldn't bear it and jumped, like an excited monkey.

"Enough is enough, this level is fine."

"I can't take it, I can't take it—"

"You children really, why are you so good at it?!"

"This is simply a crit!"

"The brat is already poking over?!"

"No, Song Song, you have enough CP!"

【Barrage:

I have been with Xiaoju for a long time, what kind of nonsense have I learned, hahahaha

If you don't accept the water and soil, you can obey Songsong

I give this explanation full marks hhhh

It’s okay to form your own CP

Xiaoju is coming with a 40-meter machete

Song, have you forgotten Nongnong by the Daming Lake?

The child has grown up]

Round——4

"Is it my brother Jie's turn finally? Oh, my hands are so sore that I can't hold it—"

Zisong, who had been holding a pineapple for a long time, suddenly acted delicately.

"Brother will take it for you first, if you are tired and thirsty, tell brother, I will make it for you to eat."

Zhu Xingjie, who reacted immediately, went up to take the pineapple.

"Oh, this sounds very good."

"I came prepared."

"The match point is coming."

The three seniors all showed expressions of watching the show.

"I'm going to go first."

Zisong raised his hand.

"Okay, you go first."

It's not a day or two for Zhu Xingjie's Beloved Son.

Blinking his eyes, Zisong smiled slyly:

"Brother Jie, what color do you like?"

"Don't you know, pink."

"Then do you know what color I like?"

"Your cheering color, peacock blue."

"No, it's your beauty."

【Barrage:

Starry Sky is finally online

Blowing up the beauty of the candy paper brother

Star Girl finally waited until this moment

The two of them will definitely flirt with each other in private.

It feels like Huba is smiling so happily]

"Push back! Push back!"

"Brother Jie can't lose!"

Zhu Xingjie turned around and smiled while holding the pineapple, but he was not panicked.

After this wave of upsurge passed, Zhu Xingjie adjusted his expression:

"When I used to flirt with others, I would do a magic trick for him, but today I don't plan to change?"

"Oh why?"

Zisong showed an aggrieved expression cooperatively.

"Because I found out that you are actually the most powerful magician."

"But I can't do magic tricks."

Zhu Xingjie's indifferent face suddenly broke into a smile:

"Then how did you become so cute?"

【Barrage:

Brother Tang Paper lives up to his reputation

too sweet

I!of!sky!

Laver girl climbs the wall for 1 minute

Stand in the starry sky for a second

The most interactive and loving group]

"Oh help—"

There was really Zi Song who was picked up and squatted down, curled up because of too nasty love words, and raised his hands in surrender.

"Now top3 will be replaced."

"I'll say that Xingjie will."

"Learn, you all learn."

"Hahaha Zisong's legs are weak."

"Oh Brother Tangzhi—my head fell off! I lost it again! I passed away!"

Even though he lost, Zisong squatted on the ground to imitate Tianjiu's call for Zhu Xingjie, which made everyone laugh till their stomachs ached.

【Barrage:

Zisong imitates this wave of 666hhh

really cute

This episode is really laughing out loud]

In the end, Zhu Xingjie and Zisong, who won the right to taste the pineapple, of course shared the pineapple with everyone.

In the jungle, even if you don’t have any entertainment facilities such as mobile phones or computers, as long as you are with your favorite friends, happiness can be easily obtained.

The author has something to say:

Later, the younger brothers from other major manufacturers will come to be flying guests, and a special issue will be published, and a Jia Fugui will be reserved.

Then I will write about other variety shows. Lin Xiaoju, who has been closed for a long time, is finally about to release it hhhh

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