It's a monster

No matter how powerful Shi Wenze's formal look is, the guy who painted the wall immediately concluded that it must be a gangster brother who came to collect protection fees, otherwise, who would wear it like this?Immediately, his expression changed, he stopped whistling, and his work efficiency doubled on the spot.

The gallery has three floors, two above ground and one basement.Lin Su took him on a tour. Most of the paintings and handicrafts have not been shipped yet and are temporarily stored in a bank safe.

Shi Wenze asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"The finishing works are all trivial matters, nothing particularly important." Lin Su thought for a while, "But I plan to go to the suburbs to see flowers on the weekend, and I need to use it when it opens. Are you free?"

"What a coincidence." Shi Wenze helped him move a large cabinet, "I was just going to tell you that the sister Yue who was on duty with me last time, Yue Xiaoyu, she and her husband opened a farmhouse in the suburbs, and they treat guests on Saturday For dinner, just let me bring a few more friends to try new dishes, are you interested? The flower market is next to it."

"Will Xu You go too?" Lin Su remembered the last time he went to the Kunlun Building, the other party's fish tail flashed in the clouds, "I always forgot to ask, why did he run away that day?" He ran very fast He was in a panic, as if he was being chased by a ghost. There were a lot of things crackling on the table, and he probably even carried his bags upside down.

When mentioning this matter, Shi Wenze leaned against the railing and smiled for a while before saying, "I asked him, he thought you were the inspection team."

Lin Su: "?"

Lin Su said: "Even if I am really an inspection team, I only inspect violations of laws and regulations. Why is he nervous? What are you two doing illegally every day?"

"Hey, don't drag me into it." Shi Wenze raised his hands to show his innocence, "He has never passed the qualification exam, so everyone feels guilty, I am different, I not only passed, but also prepare for the upgrade exam. "Although the grades are not high, as long as you pass this kind of exam, you will win.

With Xu You as a control group, Lin Su immediately felt that Shi Wenze seemed to be okay.

Yue Xiaoyu and his wife are very popular, and it is estimated that there will be no. 30 people at the farmhouse party on Saturday.Lin Su had just returned to Jincheng, he didn't have many friends, and it was rare to be able to join in such a big scene. In addition, he was going to Huaxiang, so he nodded and agreed.

The work of the gallery would not end for a while. Lin Su took off his apron, first ordered takeaway for the workers, and then said to Shi Wenze: "I don't know any delicious places around here, just find one? After eating I have to come back to see the effect."

"Then I'll take you to a private restaurant. It takes about half an hour to ride back and forth, is that enough?" Shi Wenze said, "It's a restaurant run by a glutton. Although the decoration is not very good, it's on the basement floor, but the taste is good. , not too spicy."

"Okay." Lin Su washed his hands and followed him downstairs.This time, there is no need to play the pumpkin carriage character of Gray Prince who can't ride a motorcycle, because Shi Wenze dutifully implemented the policy of chasing people and took the initiative to buckle his helmet for him.

His fingers brushed against his earlobe and chin, gently, bringing a layer of red to those two skins, whether it was intentional or unintentional.

What a scheming unicorn.

The sky was half-bright and half-dark, and half of the city had turned white. The setting sun and sunset glow had disappeared, replaced by faint drizzle, or they were more like fog, rolling over the ears wetly, and there was a A feeling of cool late summer, very comfortable.

The two walked through the traffic-congested second ring road, through the office buildings, and finally came to a small alley.Shi Wenze parked the car and called the hotel owner first. Five minutes later, a young man trotted out, took his arm and murmured softly, "Not today. There are people booking the venue today. We don't accept outsiders, only monsters." I can go in."

"My friend has passed the examination of the Demon Management Committee and has a legal certificate." Shi Wenze asked, "Why do you reserve the venue?"

Hearing that Lin Su is a human being with a certificate, the young man was obviously relieved, and replied with a smile: "Say no earlier, propose."

Proposal?Shi Wenze came to his senses, since such a good thing happened, he had to take a look.According to Xiao Tao's sweaty head, it is estimated that the scene will not be small, and it may have a positive effect on his love path.

So he said to Lin Su in a casual, honest tone: "It seems that there is a monster booking a marriage proposal today, let's go and act as a passer-by?"

No human being can resist the temptation of watching a monster propose, and neither can Lin Su, and now that the rain has become a little heavier, he needs to find a place to hide.Although the big motorcycle is so cool, it is indeed inferior to the sports car in this regard - it is impossible to set up a plastic shed and change from a motorcycle to a motorcycle.

Shi Wenze parked the car and took Lin Su down to the B[-] floor.

There are colorful neon strips hanging on the walls, and the decoration style of the pornographic shampoo room. The small pink arrows go straight through the two hearts, vowing to make the diners fall in love in a second.The moment the door was pushed open, the whole restaurant was lit up with lights and the music was deafening. Anyone who could think of a marriage proposal in such an environment would be a ferocious monster. It is estimated that he would have to carry ten loudspeakers in his hand at that time.

The boss, Xiao Tao, arranged the two of them by the fence on the second floor, and pointed to an empty table far away on the opposite side: "The proposer just sit there, there is no other link, just applaud depending on the situation."

Shi Wenze said: "This is too far away, can you get closer, I want to change to a VIP seat."

"No, no, no." Xiao Tao shook his head and was about to take off, "Brother Shi, it's not that I don't arrange it, but you and your friend are so handsome and dressed so formally, it seems like they are here to make trouble. You have received a lot of money from others, so you must have professional ethics.”

When Shi Wenze heard the words and glanced over, sure enough, there were middle-aged fat monsters who were either old men or potbellied, and the only table was young monsters under the age of 40, whose hair volume was still worrying, and one paw was kicking Dangling on the railing, this kind of image quality is indeed the only green leaf to set off an excellent male lead.

Xiaotao is serious about collecting money and doing things. He wants to think what customers think, and be a Michelin star for monsters.

Everyone was looking forward to the proposal tonight, what to eat became the second priority.Shi Wenze ordered a few of the special dishes here, and Xiaotao passionately recommended the special drink Pink Russia, but both of them rejected it, because hearing the word "Russia" reminded him of Cang's name. When did the story on this page end? to pass.

Although the decoration of this shop is earthy, the price of the dishes is not cheap. The ingredients are all vegetables and fruits airlifted from Zhaoyao Mountain and Bianchun Mountain, which contain abundant spiritual power.Shi Wenze helped serve the dishes, and at the same time introduced him what was on the plate. His ability explained what a 100% considerate boyfriend is. It can be seen that Xiao Tao was indeed very prescient in keeping this man away from the hero and heroine.

Halfway through the meal, tonight's protagonist finally appeared, a pair of ordinary young couple in their twenties.Lin Su pulled the napkin and wiped his mouth, ready to applaud at any time, it is a qualified atmosphere group.

He also reminded Shi Wenze: "Don't always look over."

Shi Wenze lowered his voice: "Gather experience."

Lin Su made a mistake and pierced a small cucumber with a fork.

Shi Wenze felt a secret pain in a certain part of himself, and decided to sit up straight and stop acting like a monster.

Marriage proposal, even if you haven't experienced it, you've seen it too many times on the Internet. It's nothing more than taking out a ring unexpectedly and saying love you loudly. Everyone is familiar with the routine and process, and it must be the same tonight.

But the facts prove that no one should underestimate Taotie Xiaotao's fiery sincerity in serving diners!

Half an hour later, Lin Su had picked up the leftover salad in front of him more than a dozen times, and asked suspiciously, "Why haven't you started yet?"

"I guess I'm waiting for the time." Shi Wenze replied, "I think Xiao Tao has been looking at his watch."

Lin Su nodded, and had to say, it was very ceremonial.

Time passed minute by minute.

Everyone in the restaurant, except the hostess, is waiting for the upcoming sweet surprise.

While serving the food in a hurry, the supervisor held the walkie-talkie and lowered his voice: "The countdown starts now, five hundred, 440 nine..."

Shi Wenze: "..."

It's their luck that the rocket launch base didn't hire you.

After another three turns, it finally started to count down to dozens.

"Ten, nine...three, two, one!"

With a sound of "boom", pink fireworks exploded in the whole restaurant!

Lin Su had been prepared for a long time, and everyone was terrified, let alone the heroine herself!She even yelled in panic, dragging her boyfriend and wanted to run away, but the stairway was already blocked, and I don't know when it was full of people, all holding colorful roses in their hands and wearing snow-white clothes. Shaqun is like running out of a church choir to take part-time jobs.

Following an order from the supervisor, another band was hung upside down from the ceiling. Because the piano was too big to be fixed, it was replaced by a suona. The power of traditional musical instruments should not be underestimated. The song "Wedding March" came up , is an irresistible blend of Chinese and Western style, thick and festive.

There was no applause in the restaurant because everyone was stunned.

Shi Wenze even switched his position to Lin Su's side, holding down the folding baton at his waist with one hand. Although theoretically there is no danger in proposing marriage, this scene is really outrageous and weird.

At this time, the amateur choir began to sing the serenade of love. I don't know which language it is in. The uvula sound is not professional. Not to mention coming here to take pictures.

Lin Su was dazzled and felt the lack of human language for the first time.

The heroine is also saying loudly: "My God, this is really scary."

She held her boyfriend's hand tightly, turned her head and asked, "Are you asking for marriage?"

The male lead was looking forward to this performance. He and Boss Xiaotao carefully designed the program, and even paid extra for two rehearsals. I firmly believe that his girlfriend will be moved to tears, and will only nod vigorously and say Yes yes honey I do!

But now it seems that things are not the same as I thought.

After the hostess exclaimed in horror, she realized that her behavior was very rude, so she immediately covered her mouth and lowered her voice, and asked her boyfriend in a low voice: "Who is asking for marriage? It seems that his mind is not normal. I feel a little scared. Are you full, shall we leave early?"

The male protagonist made a decisive decision, stood up and was about to withdraw.

It turned out that it was a coincidence that Xiao Tao came out pushing the cake cart at this time. He had been waiting outside the door and didn't know what happened, so he was still very excited until now!

"Swipe, brush, brush"!

The band stopped playing, and the surroundings became dark, only three beams of light shone on Xiaotao and the cake cart.

There is also a musical candle that will automatically bloom on the cake.

The paid rehearsal was not in vain, every node was stuck just right, except for the hero who no longer needs all of this!

He blocked his girlfriend in front of him, stretched his hands behind his back, and waved desperately at Xiaotao, no more, no more, see my signal, retreat now!

At this time, a clever foreman finally squeezed his way up and whispered a few words in the boss's ear hastily, and Xiao Tao was also dumbfounded.

And the heroine is still turning her head around curiously, probably looking for which unlucky ghost is going to accept such a marriage proposal that should be attributed to the ghost animal area!

Xiao Tao pushed the cake trolley and became the only focus of the silent audience.

He was in a mess in the wind, surrounded by philosophical questions like a breeze, who am I, where am I, where did I come from, and where am I going.

Originally, he wanted to grit his teeth and continue with the original plan, but when he saw the hero's face collapsed, he almost knelt down and called him dad, so he didn't dare to act rashly anymore.Just standing there and staring at the heroine silently, until horror gradually appeared in the eyes of the heroine, filled with words, no, no, no, this person can't be me, help!

Depend on!

Good work ethic made Xiao Tao look away quickly, now he has a new idea!

Who else in the room is dressed like a proposal?

The answer is obvious!

With a sound of "boom", he turned his head and put the big cake heavily on the tables of Shi Wenze and Lin Su, and said in a low voice, "Jianghu emergency, Brother Shi, I will give you this meal for free!"

The heroine's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth with her hands in joy. It was obvious that she was experiencing what it meant to survive a catastrophe.

Shi Wenze didn't expect to be able to eat himself out after eating a meal. Looking at the big fire-breathing candle in front of him, he also felt a little flustered, and shouted: "Take it away!"

Xiao Tao's eyes were deep: "It's too late."

It is too late to know exactly what it is. There is another world hidden in the cake. A robot bird comes out of the cream, holding a luminous shell basket in its mouth. The shape obviously imitates the famous painting "The Birth of Venus".

Lin Su took two steps back in shock.

The diners in the restaurant finally recovered.

Although they were very puzzled and felt that this couple should not be the one who proposed marriage, and the position was different from what they said before, but now that they have reached this stage, they began to applaud enthusiastically, booing and kissing one, kissing one, the boss said Yes, shout neatly and give a [-]% discount on the price of vegetables.

The hostess also applauded, happily urging the two to hurry up, who doesn't like to see handsome guys kiss?

Lin Su clutched the tablecloth tightly, his face pale. In this chaotic and magical moment, he finally began to doubt life. He wondered whether it was true or not because of Shi Wenze's arrangement. Otherwise, why would he wear a special suit? Armani who didn't even have time to remove the label?

When Shi Wenze was quick to wit, he clenched his hand violently. After the stabbing sound, all the lights were short-circuited together, and the audience suddenly fell into darkness.

He grabbed Lin Shu's hand, led him out through the back window, walked through a long corridor, and finally ran back to the ground.

By this time the rain had stopped.

Lin Su was still in shock, looking at the robotic bird in his hand: "..."

Shi Wenze asked, "Didn't it scare you?"

Lin Su replied hoarsely, "I'm scared."

It's normal to be scared because I was scared too.Shi Wenze leaned back against the railing, his breathing was still not very steady, and he needed to slow down.

"So," after a while, Lin Su pointed upstairs, "it has nothing to do with you, right?"

Shi Wenze didn't understand for a while, but after he realized it, he was stunned: "You suspect that I arranged it?"

Lin Su immediately denied it: "No, I didn't."

Shi Wenze felt that he had been greatly insulted: "No, it was just that—" He was at a loss for words, and he couldn't organize what to say for a long time. He just wanted to arrange a marriage proposal tomorrow to prove his aesthetics.

"Okay, it's not you, stop talking, let me calm down for a while." Lin Su slumped on a chair at the bus stop.

Shi Wenze threw the robot bird into the motorcycle box and bought two more bottles of ice water. Lin Su downed it in one gulp, and finally recovered a little bit of energy.

He was sitting in the back seat, with his upper body leaning against Shi Wenze, and he was no longer in the mood to feel the other person's wide shoulders and narrow waist, his mind was full of flowers singing from stretching candles.

Terrible, why is there such an invention in the world.