It's a monster

Maybe it was because my dear brother looked unfriendly, but Lin Lu suggested in time that it doesn't have to be a boyfriend, can't you have an ordinary friend who treats you well?It's like Du Ge, didn't he hand over his beloved Ferrari and Lamborghini to you without saying a word?It's normal that men can have pure friendship with men, you don't have to be so excited.

Lin Su asked: "Have you praised Du Siyue in front of Mom?"

"Of course not. I'm too free to praise others, and Brother Du has nothing to praise." Lin Lu said, "This time it's not purely to pave the way for you in advance." It's just too careless, ignoring that I can also be with men If you engage in the object, you will unfortunately overturn.

Lin Su said, "So Mom won't believe it."

Usually, he seldom compliments others, but suddenly he praised a handsome guy on the phone for half an hour, and even went in the direction of marriage. ?Not to mention that Lin's mother couldn't believe it, Lin Su felt that it was difficult even for him to convince himself.

Lin Lu was at a loss.

After a while, she asked again: "Then you and Brother Shi, where are you going so far?"

Lin Su replied alertly, "Why are you asking this?"

Lin Lu hugged the cushion and hid back, telling the truth: "Looking at your nervous and guilty reaction, have you really not caught up yet? I don't think it looks like it."

Lin Su coldly denied: "No."

"Then how long do you plan to go through this process?"

Lin Su hasn't considered this issue, but he thinks it takes at least three months to start, or a little longer, three years is not impossible.Anyway, I can see, take off and touch at present, and I have a big motorcycle, and my boyfriend’s experience card can be renewed indefinitely on a daily basis. In this pull, I didn’t suffer much.

After Lin Lu listened to it, she just wanted to feel that Brother Shi was really lucky to meet her brother in this life... No, he is really a lucky man.

But the disaster was caused by myself. In order to continue to get pocket money from her brother in the future, Tool Girl actively put forward new suggestions. Brother, see if this is okay. Anyway, this relationship will have to be discussed sooner or later. Why don’t you pay in advance? A few days later, pretend that brother Shi has already chased you down, and after dealing with mom, you two will break up again, and then have a reunion play.

Lin Su: "..."

Lin Lu raised her hands in surrender: "I really can only come up with this method." The main thing is that you are too demanding. You can neither misunderstand your mother nor affect Brother Shi's image. Who can do this.

The younger sister continued to mutter: "Anyway, you have done what you should do."

Lin Su denied again: "No."

"Have you kissed?"

"No."

"Where are you holding hands?"

"..."

Lin Lu hugged the small cushion even tighter. Look, I must have discovered it. Holding hands is considered love!

Lin Su said, "I'll think about it again."

"Okay!" Lin Lu quickly stood up, and added before returning to the bedroom, "Brother, if you think it's a disadvantage to confess your love to your parents just by holding hands, you can also pay for things other than holding hands in advance, so that in the future, even Brother Shi We didn't get you, and we didn't suffer!"

Lin Su felt dizzy when he heard this, and chose to take a deep breath to calm himself down. How did his sister calculate this account? Why did she still get into TOP3 after failing nine years of compulsory education? Was it because her mother donated money to the school to get in? .

From Yangcheng to Jincheng, the plane only takes less than three hours. Lin Su felt that he might suffer from insomnia again tonight, but his mother was already on the way, so he could only wash his face restlessly and think carefully about this matter. How to deal with things.

Shi Wenze still didn't know that his status was about to be promoted, and he was still on routine patrols.Because of the foreign king anaconda, the security work in Jincheng has been tightened recently, and offices have been set up at key transportation hubs to facilitate the statistics and sorting of foreign monsters.

Another plane landed steadily, and humans hurried to the underground parking lot with their suitcases, while the alien monsters quietly entered the fog world, waiting in line to register in the city.

"Hello!" A clerk was suddenly stopped, and he turned around to see that the other was an elegant middle-aged woman who had no suitcase and only a small bag.

"What can you do?" the clerk asked.

"I would like to ask, is there a person with the surname Shi here?" The middle-aged woman said, "I heard from my daughter that he is a chaser from the Emergency Management Department. Beast investigation."

"Brother Shi, yes, the one sitting there is." The clerk pointed.

The middle-aged woman followed his gestures and saw a young man sitting on a high examination table, wearing a simple black shirt with sleeves half rolled up, short hair, and holding a baton in his hand. His cold and sharp gaze melted into the shadowy night. He was tall and tall, and he looked sharp and energetic.

Yes, yes, she is satisfied.

The clerk reminded in time: "However, Brother Shi is not able to handle non-official affairs during working hours."

The middle-aged woman keenly grasped the meaning of this sentence: "Do you know what I want to do?"

The clerk grinned happily: "I made a random guess, don't mind, Auntie, but to be honest, as long as Brother Shi is on duty, every time there will be a group of tourists concerned about his marriage status." Most of them are women in your age group, We already have rich processing experience.

The fact that there is no market in the human market does not mean that there is no market in the monster market. Aunt Wang Cuifen would never have imagined that this unemployed vagrant, whom she firmly excluded from the blind date list, is actually as popular as a supermarket discount coupon for one hundred and one thousand returns.Monsters and humans perfectly agree on this point. No elder can refuse a good-spirited guy who has both the advantages of an iron job and a tall stature, let alone a handsome guy.

The middle-aged woman immediately had a sense of crisis.

Of course she is Lin Su and Lin Lu's biological mother, Bai Long, and Ms. Si Longqiu who runs an art exchange.

In the short period of time the two talked, there was already an Aunt Yutou who got there first, holding a mobile phone to add time to Wenze's WeChat, and was still flicking through her own photo album, as if showing photos on the spot.

How can it be reasonable to pry into the corner of my house in broad daylight?

Si Longqiu stepped on her high-heeled shoes and walked over, constantly adjusting her expression along the way, trying to develop in a kind and friendly direction.When Shi Wenze had just sent Aunt Yutou away, he looked up and found that another one had come. He couldn't help but started to have a headache. He stood up and wanted to leave, but he couldn't.

"Ah!" Si Longqiu leaned to the side, "I don't know what happened, but I suddenly felt very dizzy."

Shi Wenze: "..."

Wang Bo can touch back on the spot, but ordinary demon people touch porcelain without any malice, so Shi Wenze can only turn around and go forward: "Can I call an ambulance for you?"

"No, just sit for a while." Si Longqiu looked at him with a smile. Originally, she had a hundred thousand questions to ask, but she felt that this was her daughter's privacy. I also had to ask my daughter for permission first, so I could only shut up, and the atmosphere at the scene seemed weird for a while.

Shi Wenze squeezed out a false smile: "Auntie, if you're okay, then I'm going to go on patrol."

"Don't go!" Si Longqiu said, "My dizziness hasn't recovered yet."

Shi Wenze hesitated a little, because he felt that this exaggerated and confident acting seemed a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.

In order to get away as soon as possible, he said bluntly, "Auntie, I'm leaving get off work in ten minutes. Can my colleague come to receive you? My wife is not at home today, and I have to rush back to put my son to bed."

Si Longqiu's smile suddenly froze on his face: "What, you have a son?"

"Yes." Shi Wenze was very patient and had a good attitude, "Just a few months old."

Si Longqiu was rather puzzled, what's going on, she thought about it again, and asked politely: "What's your son's mother's name?"

Shi Wenze said without hesitation, "Lin."

"……where do you live?"

"Auntie, my personal privacy has nothing to do with your physical discomfort, right?" Shi Wenze waved to his younger brother, "Xiao Song, this auntie must have hypoglycemia, help her to sit in the lounge for a while, I'll go home first Take your son."

Xiao Song has obviously seen many such scenes, and cooperated very well with Brother Shi: "Okay, no problem, take me to ask my sister-in-law."

Shi Wenze turned around and left, but now Si Longqiu was in no mood to stop him anymore. After confirming with Xiao Song that there was no second Shi Wenze in the Demon Management Committee, she hurried home with her bag.

Without taking any means of transportation, he was wrapped in thunder and pierced through the clouds, and landed in the Qinghu Garden in the posture of a dragon.

Lin Lu was already asleep, and Lin Su was still restless in the living room, when suddenly the window "boomed", he was startled, almost jumped up: "Mom!"

"Where's your sister?" Si Longqiu asked as soon as he came up.

"Sleep. She will get up early tomorrow. It seems that the TV station has an important interview, and she is very busy. If you have nothing important, you can save it for tomorrow."

Si Longqiu didn't believe it, and insisted on going to the second floor to see it with her own eyes. Lin Su had planned to explain the whole thing gently, but she didn't expect her reaction to be so strong, so she had to stop at the stairs: "They didn't live together, Xiaolu was at home. No , Shi Wenze has nothing to do with Xiaolu, can you stop being so nervous?"

Before he finished speaking, his mother disappeared in front of his eyes, and a white dragon circled up the stairs with a "swoosh", and when its tail turned too far, it made a "snap" that made Lin Su's ears ring.

Depressed, what kind of mother is this, wanting to run away from home.

Lin Lu was wearing a blindfold and lighting up the aromatherapy. She was dreaming sweetly, but when she was messing with Xia Jiayang, the blanket was suddenly lifted. She sat up in panic, and asked with disheveled hair, "Mom, what are you doing!"

Seeing that her daughter was still at home and did not go out to nurse the child, Si Longqiu breathed a sigh of relief. She turned on the desk lamp and stared at her daughter with serious eyes, which made Lin Lu crazy and guilty, and desperately waved behind her standing at the door for help. Brother, what happened here, even if I really fell in love, our mother wouldn't react like this!

Lin Su was also puzzled: "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"Shut up!" Si Longqiu took her daughter's hand, "Mom asked you something, you have to be honest."

"Ask what?" Lin Lu was also very nervous and said incoherently, "Mom, can you stop being so serious? I'm afraid. My brother and I are living a good life here. Could something happen at home?"

Si Longqiu laid the groundwork: "No matter what you did wrong, mom will love you the same."

Lin Lu thought this sentence was quite touching, but to be fair, I really didn't do anything wrong recently, and I even got a bonus for outstanding employees.

Lin Su couldn't help but walked in: "Mom, I think you might be a bit wrong—"

"Shut up!" Si Longqiu glared at him, "Stand there and don't move around, how could you casually enter my sister's bedroom?"

Lin Su: "..."

Si Longqiu sorted out his mood, continued to look at his daughter tolerantly and kindly, and whispered in her ear: "To be honest, do you already have a child with Xiaoxiao?"

No matter how lethal these words were, Lin Lu was struck by lightning in an instant. She felt that she ran over ten thousand alpacas in her heart on the spot, and the rumble was so loud that her whole body was numb.Not all imagination is the ladder of human progress. Ms. Si's imagination is wild enough to destroy the entire universe. What kind of brain does it take to come up with this plot?How can there be such a mother?

Lin Su didn't hear the whispers between mother and daughter, and was still in a state of confusion.

Lin Lu, however, was already deranged by the thunder, and shouted in her heart for help, I will not take the blame for this!

So he pointed out his hand without morals: "Shi Wenze is my brother's boyfriend!"