It's a monster

In fact, if you think about it carefully, all of this is traceable.After all, Boss Jijiao and the real estate boss are friends, and he has always been addicted to treating guests—the eldest brother has never been short of money, so he just wants to get to know you.Lin Su now reasonably suspects that all the prizes in the Golden Egg actually come from the same sponsor.

The lady at the front desk took his ID card: "How many people are staying?"

"Three people." Lin Su looked back for a long time, and found that Xu You was happily taking pictures with the big statue in different poses.Chiwen and Poseidon, forcibly rounding up, we all live in the same sea, since thousands of miles meet here, it seems reasonable to take a few more photos.

Shi Wenze put down his phone: "Are you going to publish a photobook?"

Xu You said "yeah": "My mother will send it to the relatives group, and save it for future blind dates."

Hearing that this photo is still shouldering a heavy responsibility, Shi Wenze had no choice but to squat on the ground again, trying his best to take a picture of the golden Poseidon for him.

Xu You wandered around, and felt that this place was indeed more interesting than an express hotel, especially since there was a convertible sports car to pick him up and drop off. Looking at the grand way of welcoming guests, he knew that the room furnishings must not be simple.

Before entering the door, he deliberately checked the interior decoration of the Louvre. It was a little bit of a psychological foundation, so as not to be too shocked when he got it, but it turned out that the ambition of the chicken feet boss was by no means limited to the land. He repaired it directly in the living room. An infinity pool with direct access to the balcony.

Xu You: "..."

Suddenly, I felt that the pricing of 18888 was actually very reasonable.

There are three bedrooms in total, and Xu You enjoys two of them alone. There is a bathtub filled with roses in front of the 180-degree floor-to-ceiling glass windows, unlimited free snacks and drinks in the refrigerator, and even the slippers are embroidered with gold thread, which is UPUP in nobility!

"Eat?" Shi Wenze knocked on the door.

"Don't eat!" Xu You refused to leave, he wanted to feel every minute and every second of the business trip.

Shi Wenze and Lin Su didn't call anymore. When they went out to wait for the car, Lin Su suddenly remembered that he didn't have his mobile phone, so he went back to the villa to get it. When he opened the door, he saw a chi kiss soaking in the swimming pool in the living room. Singing an unknown English song loudly, the tail of the fish hit the surface of the water with a "snap" up and down, and a whole flying spiral was created happily!

Lin Su: "..."

Chi kiss: "..."

The two stared at each other for a few seconds, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.Lin Su said calmly, "I'll get a cell phone."

Chi kiss said: "Okay."

Lin Su went upstairs quickly, found his phone, and went downstairs quickly.Xu You watched him leave devoutly. At first he thought it was just an episode during the journey. He planned to forget about it in 5 minutes, then beat water with his tail and ate some snacks in the refrigerator. phone number, what time can Supreme Private Kitchen come to your door?

Supreme private kitchen service, no big appetite can resist these six words.Xu You was slightly dizzy, but still rational: "Is there a charge?"

The other party replied: "No."

Good for free!Xu You was elated: "Now, right now, thank you!"

In the seaside restaurant, Shi Wenze asked, "Are you ordering a set meal for Xu You?"

Lin Su thought of the spinning ichthyosaur in the swimming pool, and felt dizzy. He didn't want to say any more. I just wanted to make up for his interrupted happiness.

The private chef who comes to serve is a fat uncle who looks very festive.It may be the first time he met a customer who just wanted to keep a souvenir for himself and had a good meal, and his expression suddenly became serious, from "due diligence" to "I will not let you down today." The height of the "True Eater" put on his apron energetically and started his performance.

The original eight dishes were eaten by Xu You's hard work and sincerity, and turned into eighteen dishes. If it weren't for the task that was due out in the afternoon, this number might have become 28.The chef felt more and more fulfilled, and the conversation started, saying that it was really difficult for him to make an appointment. Leaving aside the normal work of the hotel, the rest of the guest list had already been scheduled for next year.

Hearing what he said, Xu You felt that the mushroom risotto in front of him suddenly became golden, as if it came from Hogwarts, and he could fly on a broomstick with just one bite, making people call Amazing, the magical chef is here.

When Shi Wenze and Lin Su came back, Xu You was standing at the door, shaking hands with the staff of Supreme Private Kitchen and saying goodbye one by one, as if they were having an interview with the leaders.After everyone left, Xu You said, "He repeatedly praised me for my professional and elegant way of planing truffles, and said that I could perform at the unit's annual meeting."

"Then have you ever thought that he might just want you to be encouraged and be more graceful so that you can be weighed by gram." Shi Wenze threw the bag to him, "Let's go, work."

"Impossible, this meal is free." Xu You rubbed his stomach, "I won't be fighting in the afternoon, I might throw up."

"If the operation really goes so smoothly, then you won't lose if you vomit, and I'll treat you to another meal." Shi Wenze packed up his things, turned around and said to Lin Su, "Let's go first."

The office of the Demon Management Committee here is not in the CBD area, but an inconspicuous old residential building.Lin Su was not a witness to the incident this time, so he couldn't enter the monster's area openly, so he could only find a cafe opposite the residential building and wait for two people.

The guardian animal of the Jincheng Demon Management Committee is an adult unicorn, while the guardian animal of Qiongcheng is a huge white tiger.As for why Baihu didn't go to guard his hometown, but appeared in Qiongcheng, I can only say that there is really no big brother in the Northeast who can refuse the temptation of Coconut Island Sea Breeze.

Shi Wenze handed him the document: "Hello."

It is inconvenient to do many things in the form of a monster. The white tiger beast hesitated for a moment: "... ouch." In an instant, Baihu became the Brazilian barbecue brother who had appeared in the fog world, had a passionate fight with Yanniu, and was finally turned into an explosive head by Qilin.

He was a little embarrassed, because guarding the beasts demanded sacred dignity, but he fought in public, showed a 360 flying kick attempt, and was finally handcuffed by the little brother in front of him.So the colleagues at Jincheng did it on purpose, right? It was on purpose. There are so many monsters, why did they send this one over?

But Zhou Yuansong really didn't, he just selected the two best employees, and they were working together wholeheartedly!

Fortunately, Shi Wenze seemed to have completely forgotten about the bathing center. He asked, "Who should I contact?"

"And I, the head of the Pursuit Department just resigned last month, and now I'm taking care of it for the time being." The elder brother Baihu Shenshou, whose real name is Bai Chi, motioned for the two to sit down. It was discovered that Yu Feizheng arrived in Qiongcheng on the 11th of this month. He has been living in 11, Building 1605, Jinyu District. He usually does not go out, and the takeaway is only placed at the door. He will only open the door after seeing the deliveryman leave from the surveillance. Take it, and have not come into contact with any outsiders."

Xu You asked: "Since the clues are clear, why didn't they be arrested as soon as possible?"

"We suspect that Feizheng is not the only person living in that house, and we are worried that there will be accidents if he is arrested forcibly." Bai Chi said, "There is some beastly aura that is trying to be hidden. It stands to reason that he is just a silver minion. This kind of phenomenon should not happen, and the appetite is too big, you can eat two large pots of stewed vegetables for one meal, and take out seven or eight boxes of rice, besides the monsters like Taotie, where else is there such a meal bucket?"

Big stomach king Xu You: Discrimination against food intake!

Qilin has the most sensitive perception of ferocious beasts. In order to verify whether Yu Feizheng lived with people or if he was just overeating, Shi Wenze said, "Next time he orders takeaway, I'll deliver it. "

Xu You put his shoulders on his shoulders, please let your unicorn BUFF play a role again, let the target customers have a big appetite and want to eat Haidilao tonight, then we can both act as ramen boys and provide two-to-one service in the house, Sing and dance to wish him good health and safety.

But Yu Feizheng didn't give Brother Shi and Brother Xu face very much. He didn't order takeaway until seven o'clock in the evening. Instead, he received a report from his colleagues that the lights in the kitchen at 1605 were on and the curtains were drawn tightly. cooking for myself.

Xu You is convinced, this person is quite homely.

After a few people waited for a while, all the lights in 1605 were turned off. Going to bed early and getting up early was more regular than the nearby nursing home.Shi Wenze thought about it for a while, and felt that pretending to be a staff member of a hotpot restaurant to enter the house was indeed a good idea. Although the other party may also ask to only put it at the door, there is no loss in trying, just in case.

Then the question arises, how can Yu Feizheng take the initiative to order a hot pot?

Xu You suggested that we rent a speaker in the community and play Jincheng on the tip of our tongue on a loop to evoke the Bashu monster’s yearning for the bottom of the butter pot. At the same time, we set up a big pot to fry the ingredients on the spot. magic attack.

During the day, Chi showed embarrassment: "Isn't this battle a bit big? And there is still a need to connect with the property. The more links there are, the higher the possibility of bludgeoning the enemy."

Shi Wenze felt that this problem could be solved by Linghu Tangtang. Judging from Yu Feizheng's frightening but sincere marriage proposal ceremony, it should be impossible for him to forget his girlfriend in such a short period of time.

He first asked Lin Su for his opinion: "Can I ask Xiaolu for a favor?"

"She's an adult, you can communicate with her by yourself." Lin Sulan yawned, resting his head on one hand, looking at the lights in the residential building opposite, "Don't ask me."

"Okay." Shi Wenze said again, "I may not be back until very late, so you rest first."

Lin Su responded with a few words, did not say that he was across the street, and did not want to go back, he did not need to frantically splash water in the swimming pool, he just wanted to accompany him to work overtime.

Shi Wenze didn't know about it yet.He called Lin Lu again, and asked if there was any way she could ask Linghu Tangtang to come out for Haidilao?

"This is easy to handle, when?" The tool girl is very cooperative with the task, but at the same time she sympathizes with her brother. Why is brother Shi still working overtime, so isn't the old dinosaur night suit that is hard to make is completely useless?

"The sooner the better." Shi Wenze said, "Also, you have to ask her to post on Moments."

"Circle of friends." Lin Lu thought for a while, "It's fine, I'll order a huge and beautiful cake then, I wish Jiajia... Happy weekend, everyone will definitely take pictures and bring the hot pot to the scene."

Shi Wenze thanked this witty girl very much, and then made a third unreasonable request, then can you ask Linghu Tangtang to hint again, hoping that her boyfriend can eat with him?

Lin Lu: "..."

Shi Wenze lured: "I will reimburse you for all the expenses, and I will also give you Xia Jiayang's out-of-print merchandise." Although it is not yet known where the merchandise is, the almighty Lan Weiwei will definitely be able to handle it.

"But she broke up with her boyfriend, and the marriage proposal was so ugly, the hot search was full of ridicule." Lin Lu said hesitantly, "This is too bad luck."

Shi Wenze helped her find a way: "You don't have to say it directly, make up a story and let her think about it. It is related to love and making a wish. For example, if you have a cake, you have to blow out the candles. You just say that you want to share your wish with the cake." Sending it to Moments together can make your wish come true? With the blessing of the little idol, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."

Lin Lu couldn't handle this set of fluent rhetoric. She can only feel that her brother is not the only one who is scheming. This is some kind of fantasy punk brainwashing package. The two of you are really evenly matched.

She promised to finish this task as soon as possible, if not tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow.Although Linghu Tangtang has withdrawn from all WeChat groups, he has not blocked the friends he added before. It is not too difficult to set up a small-scale hot pot game.

Bai Tianchi also felt that this method could be tried.It was already late at this time, and worried about attracting attention, he arranged for Shi Wenze and Xu You to leave through the hidden back door.At ten o'clock in the evening, the two took a taxi back to the hotel. In the villa, there was only the waiter who had just turned down the bed. He said that Mr. Lin was not there and hadn't come back yet. Maybe he went to some garden.

Shi Wenze called him: "Are you at the hotel?"

"Finished with work?" Lin Su put down the coffee cup in his hand and stretched vigorously, "I'm in the cafe opposite you."

Shi Wenze was taken aback when he heard that: "Coconut Grove Road?"

"That's right." Lin Su said, "It's too boring to be alone, so I came out. Where are you?"

Shi Wenze's consciousness was not low, he walked out, and was just about to say that I would pick you up in 15 minutes, but Xu You lay on the railing on the second floor, sharing his shock at the top of his voice: "Oh my god, they gave you a slap in the face!" Gold leaf spilled in my bathtub!"

Lin Su: "..."

Shi Wenze wanted to cover the receiver, but it was obviously too late.

Lin Su was puzzled: "Have you gone back?"

Shi Wenze: "Uh...we took the internal passage."

Lin Su said, "Oh."

Shi Wenze said, "Sit still, I'll come right over!"

"No need." Lin Su walked out, "There are quite a lot of taxis here, I will take it myself."

Shi Wenze insisted: "No."

Lin Su said: "What can't be done, I've already got a taxi, and it will take 10 minutes."

Shi Wenze: "..."

Xu You didn't understand what was going on, but felt that his friends looked a little bad, so he ran down three steps at a time and asked him, "Whose phone is there? Is there any movement on Yu Feizheng's end?"

"No." Shi Wenze said, "Lin Su has been waiting for me to get off work at Yelin Road."

Without hesitation, Xu You said, "Oh Huo, then you are doomed."

Shi Wenze: "Get lost."

Just get out, Xu You didn't forget to ask seriously before he got out: "Then should I do the questions tonight? Please don't delay my study because of your relationship problems."

Shi Wenze asked: "How long is the decision to approve technical investigation valid from the date of issuance?"

Xu You replied, "Three months."

Shi Wenze: "..." Damn, this person is really trying to memorize the questions.

The child's study is a big deal, so he can only wave his hand to signal Xu You to go back to the bedroom to take your gold leaf bath. It's not up to me whether to make up for it or not.

Since it was too late to pick him up at the cafe, in order to show his sincerity, Shi Wenze picked him up at the hotel entrance.Although Lin Su wasn't angry about this matter, he felt that Shi Wenze looked easy to control and easy to pinch, with a strange depression of a tall man, so he cooperated a little bit, his face full of embarrassment. I'm fine, I'm fine, you don't understand me, this love doesn't have a tacit understanding.

Shi Wenze quietly held his hand in the garden at night: "I was wrong."

Lin Su looked at the stars: "You are right."

Shi Wenze said, "Okay, I'm right."

Lin Su choked for a moment, why didn't you follow the standard procedure.

He kicked the opponent in dissatisfaction, Shi Wenze smiled and avoided: "Kick me even if you said it right."

Lin Su couldn't laugh or cry, he found that with such a boyfriend, life seems to be difficult to be depressed, why every day is happy and lively, but at the same time, he has to admit that although Happy Planet is tacky, it is indeed more important than sad literature and art. Fascinating.

Xu You was still nervous in the villa, thinking that if the two really quarreled, would he take the initiative to play the role of a love mediator.Because Shi Wenze has been out for a long time, he has even imagined Lin Su boarding the plane back to Jincheng alone, but the task of arresting him has not been completed yet, this kind of him running away from him Will the play code violate the organization's regulations?

When the plot in Xu You's mind advanced to the miserable stage when Shi Wenze resigned for love and left himself alone to help him repay the mortgage, the two finally returned to the villa.Seeing their hands holding each other, Xu You breathed a sigh of relief, and his whole body was filled with the joy of the rest of his life.

Although Lin Su didn't understand why he looked so... kind at the moment?kindly?But I still asked very dutifully: "Do you have any lessons to make up?"

"No, I don't. I can study on my own tonight, and I will ask the questions I don't know tomorrow." Xu You said, "You guys go to bed early."

"Then at nine o'clock tomorrow morning." Lin Su said, "Good night."

Xu You secretly made a gesture of "You are great" to Shi Wenze, please don't let down the night that brothers exchanged for their studies!

Everyone around them is thinking hard about all kinds of things that cannot be broadcast, but who can believe it, strictly speaking, the relationship between the two is just ordinary friends now.

Even the pajamas have to be carefully matched with friends who are couples. Who doesn't hear this kind of relationship and say it's so ordinary.

And because of this ordinaryness, Shi Wenze could only go to the next door to take a pure bath, and could not add some bathroom items.After a while, Lin Su heard the sound of a hair dryer coming from outside, so he also turned off the shower, and took out his sister to make an old model... It must be too old, I forgot what it is exactly. T-shirt.

Kobayashi, remember, the essence is to pretend to be casual!

Lin Su rehearsed three or four times in his mind, adjusted his expression in front of the mirror, and then went out as if nothing had happened.Shi Wenze was sitting on the edge of the bed looking at his phone, when he looked up and saw that he was wearing a dinosaur T-shirt, he was really startled: "Why are you wearing this?"

"What's the matter?" Lin Su held his tone firmly, "I bought it casually last year, and it just fits into pajamas after washing."

Shi Wenze hesitated to speak: "But this dress—"

Lin Su faintly felt something was wrong: "What's wrong?" You don't like this dragon?Aren't all green dinosaurs OK?Do you still have exclusive PICK dragons and opponent dragons?

Shi Wenze resolutely denied: "No, I just feel that you seldom wear your clothes so old."

Lin Su breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to say nonchalantly: "Oh, because I think this dinosaur looks good, I wore it a few more times."

Shi Wenze called him: "Well, come here, I'll blow your hair for you."

Lin Su wiped himself twice with a bath towel, sat on the edge of the bed and continued admiring the dinosaur on his boyfriend's T-shirt, it might be Aiwujiwu... Ailin Jiji felt that the little short hand the color of a beer bottle was still a little bit cute.Maybe we can find a weekend in the future, the two of them will relive Jurassic Park together, and play some prehistoric games.

But he may not know that not only luxury brands will have seasonal designs, but also dinosaur circles, and Qingji Express really worked hard, and the one he bought for him is a super limited edition Tendonosaurus just released last week T-shirts, so new that even true dinosaur lovers are still queuing.

Shi Wenze looked down at the upturned nose and the slightly open neckline, and was deeply struck by this little trick of playing hard to get!There was still warm moisture between his fingers, and his hair hadn't dried completely, but he really didn't want to wait for a second, so he threw the blower aside casually, and pressed the person in the middle of the bed.

Lin Su was caught off guard and felt dizzy: "What are you doing?"

Shi Wenze bit him vaguely: "Look at the dinosaur."

Lin Su: "..."

There is the aroma of roses in the air, and the bedside lamp is so dim that there is only a little light left, which may be better than chiseling the wall to steal light.Everyone has to be reasonable, it's really hard to see dinosaurs like this.

Lin Su said, "I have to teach Xu You tomorrow."

"I know." Shi Wenze kissed his hand, "Let's do something else."

I can't broadcast anything else, and I'm very happy.

More uncontrollable happiness than all the previous ones combined.

An hour later, Lin Su held Shi Wenze in his arms, ran his fingers through the short black hair, panting, and thought sweetly and sadly, he really loves dinosaurs.