It's a monster

After Xu You successfully passed the first exam, the whole demon was swollen, thinking that the legal exam was nothing more than that.Zhou Yuansong took the opportunity to encourage him to use this energy to go straight to the top and achieve a passing grand slam. When you buy the review materials, remember to make an invoice, and the department will reimburse you for the expenses.

Perhaps because he thought it was not attractive to only reimburse materials, Zhou Yuansong opened the drawer again and took out a stack of dining coupons and movie coupons that he kept privately. He asked Xu You to relax for a couple of days before continuing his intense, serious, lively and orderly study.

Lin Su took a free morning, and together with Shi Wenze, accompanied Xu You to the Monster Bookstore to buy materials.Other subjects are easy to speak, but English is really difficult.While putting vocabulary books in the shopping cart, Xu You watched the little monsters in the children's area happily tearing up "Ultraman the Unbreakable". He felt that there was a huge difference between monsters and monsters. What is it wearing, a lightsaber? I want it too.

Shi Wenze said, "I'll buy it for you after passing the exam."

Xu You took the opportunity to make a request: "Then I want to restore the one to one."

Shi Wenze nodded: "No problem."

"Really?" Xu You looked at him suspiciously. Don't blame brother for being outspoken. Ever since you started dating, you have looked like you have no private money. If you get kicked out of the house after a quarrel, The kind that may depend on me to help.

Shi Wenze slapped him on the head, nonsense, Dad is rich!

Lin Su brought a stack of books from the other end, and threw them all into the shopping cart with a "crash".Xu You's eyes widened in panic, and he saved a life. How could someone walk around the bookstore like RT-Mart? Are these really what I have to read, or we can choose carefully?

"Don't be nervous, there are still some extra-curricular readings for Aunt Wang. Her grandson is going to elementary school this year." Shi Wenze pushed the cart outside, "But if you really want to read it, you can keep it. Anyway, you and Li Maomao My IQ is not too bad..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu You flicked his tail and almost staggered into the cart.Lin Su hid back speechlessly, watching the two fight in front of the cashier counter, obeying the law and obeying the law, Chengdu was even worse than a group of small mountain monkeys queuing obediently next to them, so he resolutely left the shopping aisle first, resolutely refused to stay Shame on the spot.

Five minutes later, Shi Wenze and Xu You also came out empty-handed. The two of them were very kind and filial in this regard. They agreed that there was really no need to take the book home immediately, although the bookstore could not deliver the goods to the door on the same day. , I have to wait for three days, but it is better than carrying it heavily in my hand, and delaying the meeting to eat hot pot.

Lin Su: "..."

Forget it, I won't talk.

There are not many people in Haidilao at noon.Xu You lined up in front of the food stand with a bowl in his hand. In front of him was a big foreigner, blond and blue-eyed, who really looked like he was taking an English exam. Whoever looked at him had stomach cramps.Xu You looked away appropriately, for fear that he would be called out for a conversation.But what to be afraid of.The foreign elder brother seemed to be confused about some of the seasonings. He pointed to a bowl and threw out a series of interrogative sentences. Xu You didn't understand at all, so he nodded and said yesyes very delicious. Anyway, everything in the hot pot restaurant is delicious. "Boom" added three spoonfuls of millet pepper to the bowl, and left.

Xu You watched him leave with infinite regret in his eyes.

He returned to the booth and asked Shi Wenze: "How did you pass the English test?"

Shi Wenze replied: "Memorize it by rote, even guessing."

Xu You felt that this method was useless: "No wonder you passed the exam, but you still can't speak three complete English sentences."

"But at least I passed the exam, so I don't have to run away as soon as I see the inspection team." Shi Wenze scalded his wife's belly, and at the same time devoted himself to quality education.

After eating the hot pot, the three of them went to watch a movie again. There were very few movies released at the same time, except for romance movies, which were horror movies. It was impossible for Xu You to watch a love movie with this dog-boy couple, so he had to queue up to buy it. Coke popcorn.

When they finished checking the tickets, the previous show had just ended. After waiting at the door for a long time, two boys slowly walked out of the screening room, who looked like high school students.One of them went to the bathroom, and the other stood at the door, yawning and waiting. After waiting for a while, he turned his head and saw Shi Wenze's group of people. His eyes were filled with doubts—maybe he wondered why there was anyone besides himself. Really spend money to watch this peerless bad movie like money laundering.

Lin Su asked, "Does it look good?"

The high school student answered truthfully: "I don't know, I fell asleep."

Lin Su felt that this was also a new way of thinking, so he fell asleep in the lovers' seat, regardless of what he was doing in the movie.

After the two high school students left, Xu You suspected that he had been influenced by love too much. No matter how he looked at his children, he seemed to be in puppy love.

Although "Midnight Hazelnut II" is a 3D movie, Lin Su didn't use glasses during the whole process.Xu You consciously made himself disappear in the back row for a movie reserved by three people, leaving enough space for the two of them to play.Amidst the screams of the full surround sound, Lin Su concentrated on making chest muscle stickers. He was extremely satisfied with his boyfriend's figure. If there was no camera here, he would even put his hand in it.

And Shi Wenze was not in the mood to watch a movie, he wrapped one hand around Lin Shu's waist, and squeezed it a little every time the scary special effects appeared, the opening was still through the clothes, and the opening took less than half an hour. The palm has completely adhered to the skin.Perhaps due to the influence of the unicorn breath, a small piece of dragon lin appeared on Lin Su's waist. It was originally cold, but when Shi Wenze held it in his hand, it gradually became warm and sensitive.

"Stay still!" he whispered.

Shi Wenze asked, "Uncomfortable?"

Not uncomfortable, but overly comfortable.If it wasn't because it was a movie with three people, Lin Su even wanted to take them home now.

But in fact, Xu You wasn't watching it either. This bad movie was so boring, so he didn't even last for 5 minutes, so he fell asleep until the end of the movie, when he was awakened by a female ghost's scream. Seeing that the lights in the theater were already on, and Lin Su and Shi Wenze were packing up their things and walking this way, they also stood up immediately, raising their hands to wipe their saliva.

Lin Su: "..." If I had known this, I would have left an hour ago.

Xu You also wondered, is there any need for such an ugly movie to be released?

Shi Wenze, who was the only one among the three who had read a little bit of the plot, explained it to him, at least it could serve as a warning, because the heroine in the story was murdered on the way to skip class. side of the hang.

Xu You: Please shut up.

Lin Su said, "Let's go back to the tattoo shop."

Xu You faintly had an ominous premonition in his heart: "What are you going to do?"

Lin Su replied, I will give you tutoring.

Xu You: "...but the book hasn't arrived yet!"

Lin Su: "English doesn't need books."

Shi Wenze: "Don't pull my arm, it's useless."

Xu You: "Oh!"

In the end, I went home to make up lessons, because no one—at least in this family, no one could go against Lin Su.

Xu You lay on the table, trying to carry the abandon on his back, and said to Shi Wenze bitterly, "When will you stand up!"

Shi Wenze was leaning next to him, eating sunflower seeds, why should I stand, if I don't stand, I will lie flat for love.

Xu You had no choice but to sigh.

But sighing and sighing, the exams passed one by one, and even English has B+, not only B, but also +, rounded up, it is the level of the special eight, he even felt that if he worked harder, he said Maybe I can still be admitted to the 985 postdoctorate.

Shi Wenze expressed admiration for this degree of expansion, and he threw the huge box containing the lightsaber to Xu You: "Come to my house for dinner at seven o'clock in the evening."

Xu You caught it with both hands: "Did you buy this or Lin Su?"

Shi Wenze asked, "Is there a difference?"

Xu You understands the market very well. Since you have asked such a rhetorical question, Lin Su must have bought it. Look, I knew you must have no money!

Shi Wenze: Damn!He doesn't want this son anymore!

But Lin Su wanted to, he was very satisfied with the effect of his tutoring, and ordered a beautiful flower cake to celebrate Xu You passing all the exams.Apart from Lin Su and Shi Wenze, Zhou Yuansong may be the third happiest, because he finally doesn't have to rack his brains to deal with the inspection team, and even wants to send Xu You's report card when the inspection team visits next time Find a golden frame to frame it, and hang it at the door of the unit to show off.

It can be seen that the rest of the departments feel that the emergency department is annoying, and it is not without reason.

Lin Lu didn't have to go to work this day, so he also came over to have a meal, and took the time to call his mother. Brother Shi's cooking skills are quite good recently, and the pickled fish is comparable to a top chef...My brother?My brother didn't make any progress. Not only can't cook, but he also stood beside the pot and gave all kinds of flashy instructions.

For example, scrambled eggs with tomatoes cannot be placed on a red plate, nor can yellow ones, as they will clash.

Si Longqiu felt a headache when he heard it.

But Shi Wenze thought it was very cute, and handed over the important task of choosing dishes to his wife, turned off the fire and stood by the pot and waited patiently, don't worry, you pick slowly, if the dishes are cold, I will continue to heat them.

Leaving Xu You in the living room starving to the point of chest to back, no love, no food.

I am the only designated protagonist of this celebration banquet, OK?

He couldn't help asking his sister, "Why isn't there dinner yet?"

Lin Lu replied that it could have been eaten half an hour ago, but Brother Shi wanted to assemble the cold cuts into a flowery [-]%, so he was busy for a while, and his skills in arranging plates were not very proficient.

Xu You burst into tears when he heard this, should I be moved, but actually there is no need.

Fortunately, in the end, with the help of Lin Su, the shape of the perfect score was successfully formed, and the protagonist of the celebration banquet did not eat melon seeds until he was full.There was a golden hat on when cutting the cake. Xu You was very touched, but also felt empty, because after passing the exam, it seemed that life suddenly had no goal. Could this be the eternal loneliness of the winner?

Shi Wenze said: "You're worrying too much. There are various professional title exams. After eating the cake on your plate, go and sign up. I've already copied all kinds of documents for you."

Xu You: "..."

It hurts.

Eat two more bowls.