Mr. Incompetent Bodyguard

Ji Jin woke up very early the next day. He had no work today, but he stayed in the room and refused to go out.If he went out of the room, he would run into Shen Qingyu, but he didn't know how to get along with Shen Qingyu, and he was terribly annoyed.

Throughout the morning, he vaguely heard the sound of pinging, bang, bang, and the exhaust fan in the kitchen kept on. It seemed that Shen Qingyu had been busy in the kitchen, and he didn't know what he was doing.

Until around twelve noon, Shen Qingyu knocked on the door: "Ah Jin, it's time for lunch."

Ji Jin was really hungry, so he finally walked out of the room after dawdling for a long time.He found that two plates had been set on the dining table, and the plates contained yellow things, like two plates of scrambled eggs.When he walked to the table to see clearly, he couldn't help being stunned.

Those are two plates of omelet rice, but they are not ordinary omelet rice, but two "emoji packs".

One of the whole egg buns was made into the shape of a cat's face, but because it was not round enough, the cat looked like it had been beaten to a swollen head; the cat's facial features were made of seaweed, two black and thick Thick seaweed can't tell whether it's eyebrows or eyes, and a pentagonal carrot under the nose is paired with two strips of seaweed that can't tell whether it's a beard or a mouth, which can be called wild.

On the empty plate under the cat's face, there are four large characters written in tomato sauce - cute and cute!

Ji Jin's mouth twitched as he looked at this cat's face, which was far from cute.

Another omurice, the cat is made with rice.The shape of rice is much simpler than that of egg liquid, and the shape is more like a cat, but the facial features of this cat are drawn with tomato sauce, blood red eyes and blood red mouth, it is simply a human who has just eaten cat demon.The egg skin is covered on the lower body of the "cat demon", like a quilt - this picture is just like the cat demon who just finished eating the baby and is about to go to sleep!

There were also four words written in tomato sauce on the edge of the plate, but there were too many hand gestures, and the space on the edge of the plate was not so big, the tomato sauce was almost mushy.At first glance, it looked like four bloody footprints left by a cat demon.

Ji Jin looked at it for a long time, and finally confirmed that these four words were not "I want to eat people", but "trying to act like a baby".

This time not only the corners of his mouth twitched, but his eyelids also twitched.

Shen Qingyu set up the tableware, and said embarrassingly: "My hands are clumsy, so I can only make it like this. Can you tell it's two cats?"

I can see it, but if there is no foreshadowing of yesterday's fight, this is more like two bears...

Ji Jin pulled out his chair and sat down at the table, his eyes wandered between the two omelette rice, his heart was full: No wonder Shen Qingyu was busy in the kitchen early in the morning, thanks to him for being so attentive...

However, he had just been moved for less than three seconds, and suddenly the alarm bell rang in his heart: Wait!Such a creative trick is conceivable, has Shen Qingyu used it to coax other people before?

He said sourly: "I didn't see it, are you very good at it?"

Shen Qingyu thought he was praising himself, and said with a smile: "Actually, I'm not very good at it. I saw it on the Internet yesterday, so I wanted to try it out. But this is my first time making omelet rice, and I failed several times in the morning before I succeeded. .”

These words made Ji Jin's mood turn from cloudy to clear in an instant, and his mind was full of echoes: The first time, the first time, the first time... Oye!

"Which one do you like better?" Shen Qingyu said, "Choose one and eat it."

Ji Jin looked left and right, very embarrassed.Although one is ugly, there is cuteness in the ugliness.The other one is fierce, but cute in its fierceness.Both are the more I like it.After choosing for a long time, he reluctantly brought the one with seaweed in front of him.

Seeing that the corners of his mouth were raised high, Shen Qingyu couldn't help but also smiled: it was worth it for Ji Jin's smiling face after a busy morning.

After shopping and cooking for a long time, Shen Qingyu was already hungry.He took away another omelet rice, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

As soon as he poked the chopsticks into the kitten's stomach, he heard Ji Jin yell, "Stop!!"

Shen Qingyu was so frightened that he almost threw his chopsticks out.

Ji Jin asked anxiously, "Did you take a picture?"

"Uh, forgot..."

Ji Jin stared at the omelet rice that Shen Qingyu had poked two holes in, his eyes spit fire, and he almost gouged out two holes in Shen Qingyu's body with his gaze.

Such a precious first time, not even taking a photo, what a waste of money! !

Shen Qingyu: =_=

Ji Jin snatched the plate in front of Shen Qingyu, and carefully smoothed the surface with a spoon until the two holes were no longer visible, then he took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the two omelet rice.He shot left, right, up, down, every angle, every filter, all the shots. It wasn't until Shen Qingyu was so hungry that his stomach was growling that he put away his phone.

"Okay, let's eat."

Shen Qingyu couldn't wait a long time ago, cut off the cat's head with one chopstick, and ate the head of the cat demon with two bites.Ji Jin couldn't bear to destroy the shape of the cat's face, so he began to eat from the edge. He ate the big-faced cat into a long-faced cat, and the long-faced cat into a small-faced cat.In the end there were two clean empty plates left on the table.

After eating, Ji Jin sat on the sofa, Shen Qingyu went into the kitchen again, and came out with two extra bottles of banana milk in his hand.He put the banana milk into a straw and handed it to Ji Jin: "Drink?"

Ji Jin disliked: "Childish!" As he said, he took the small and cute cartoon drink, biting the straw and sucking it up.

Shen Qingyu smiled and sat down beside him.

As the saying goes, eat people with short mouths, after eating Shen Qingyu’s omelet rice, Ji Jin can’t get angry anymore—in fact, he wasn’t angry yesterday, even if he was angry, it wasn’t Shen Qingyu, but Qi Su’an, Qi Himself, mad at the whole thing.In addition to anger, more is irritability.When he thought that Shen Qingyu would resign soon, he became terribly irritable!

"Do you really want to be an athlete?" Ji Jin asked softly while biting his straw.

Shen Qingyu didn't speak, just patted his head.

Ji Jin bit the straw for a while, the circles of his eyes gradually turned red, and he said angrily, "But I don't want you to go!"

His eyebrows were already twisted into twists, Shen Qingyu felt uncomfortable looking at it, and suddenly had an urge to flatten the wrinkles between his eyebrows with a kiss.However, reason stepped on the brakes in time.

Finally, he stretched out his fingers and gently rubbed the center of Ji Jin's eyebrows.

The two on the sofa were silent.

——When Ji Jin entered his room that night, Shen Qingyu was already half asleep and half awake by the noise of Ji Jin's footsteps.When Ji Jin secretly kissed him, he was completely woken up, realized what happened, he couldn't help being struck by lightning, and stayed up all night.

When he was in Thailand a few years ago, his roommate touched his chest muscles while he was sleeping.He woke up on the spot, punched the opponent into panda eyes, and packed up and moved the next day.But when the object was changed to Ji Jin, Shen Qingyu was shocked but not disgusted at all.

Asking himself, he undoubtedly likes Ji Jin.If it's someone you don't like, it's too late to avoid suspicion, so how can you hold him in your arms and coax him patiently again and again?Rather than saying that he didn't think about it before, it's better to say that he felt that such a thing was impossible, so he simply didn't think about it.

However, emotionally, he was attracted by Ji Jin, and rationally, he felt that he could not take this step.

Ji Jin's identity is too special, and there are many obstacles between them.Even just playing around on a deserted road will bring negative news to Ji Jin.And the gap between them is so big, when encountering obstacles, it is almost difficult for him to do anything for Ji Jin.If he starts with Ji Jin now, will Ji Jin be irritated when the relationship brings trouble?Will it get worse?And if he was fighting for his dream at that time, would he be sure he could take good care of Ji Jin?

Now he really doesn't have that confidence.He only hopes that he can be faster, faster, and become someone who can stand side by side with Ji Jin, only then can he do more things...

Ji Jin finished drinking the banana milk, wrinkled his nose, and asked in a low voice, "Then after you resign, are you going to move out?" He was so angry that day, he didn't listen to what Shen Qingyu said later.

Shen Qingyu said: "If you want me to stay, I won't move." Even if he is not a lover, he still hopes to give Ji Jin a little help when he needs it.It is said that it is for Ji Jin, but in fact it is not for his own selfish thoughts?

After he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that if he still lived here without a job, he was taking advantage of Ji Jin, so he couldn't help blurting out: "How about I pay your rent?"

Ji Jin's face darkened, and he snorted coldly: "Are you afraid that I will starve to death without your rent?"

Shen Qingyu opened his lips, wanted to say something but didn't say anything, just shook his head and smiled.

Ji Jin hung his head unhappily.Even if Shen Qingyu doesn't move away, he doesn't have much time to stay at home, and the time he spends with Shen Qingyu will be greatly reduced in the future.When he is unhappy, no one will immediately coax him, hug him, listen to him...

And the job that Shen Qingyu is going to do is so dangerous, what should I do if I get injured?What should I do if someone breaks it?Just thinking about it makes me feel irritable again!

"Forget it, I won't tell you. Anyway, if you think about it yourself, it's still too late for you to regret it!" Ji Jin put the empty bottle on the table, got up and walked to the piano room.

Shen Qingyu knew that Ji Jin had actually accepted the matter, so he got up to clean up the dishes on the table.

……

In the evening, after Ji Jin practiced the piano, he turned on his mobile phone, and spent a long time choosing among the photos of omelet rice that he took at noon, and finally selected the most satisfactory ones.

He posted the photo on his Weibo account, thought for a while, and didn't know what words to match, and finally added two smiling faces.

After posting the photos, he started to browse Weibo.With this swiping, he found that his name was actually listed on Weibo's trending search, and the topic was——#被纪锦喜欢的人真幸福#.

Ji Jin was taken aback by this inexplicable topic, and quickly clicked in to see the details.

The top topic in the topic is a video. Ji Jin clicked on it and found that it was an excerpt from "Little Secret of Love" - ​​the first episode of "Little Secret of Love" will officially start broadcasting tonight. Forget about it.

In the video, Lu Xin raised the topic of whether he is willing to actively pursue in love, and threw the question to Ji Jin.Ji Jin, who was holding his mobile phone, was confused - he remembered this question, and his answer at the time was clearly that he would not take the initiative to confess his love.What happened to the popular search title?Aren't those who are not informed happy? ?

After Lu Xin asked the question, the camera was cut to Ji Jin, and the speeches of other people were cut off by the scissors.In the video, Ji Jin lowered his eyes, but in the later stage, he suddenly put an ambiguous filter on the whole picture, and added two blushes on Ji Jin's face.In the video, Ji Jin's magnetic voice slowly said: "If I like someone, I can't help but want to get close to him, want to talk to him, and want to know what he is doing..."

The camera gradually faded out, and began to play back Ji Jin's answers to other questions - "Only when I meet that person, will I know what I like..." "There are no special requirements, as long as I like it..." "I can Write a song for him..."

Ji Jin outside the screen was dumbfounded.

His original answer of "not taking the initiative" was cut off, and after such a splicing, he was shaped into a very active and romantic image...

Cheating? This is not it!With this editing skill, why do you need him to record the show? The editor can just cut it himself and it's over!

He didn't know whether it was the design of the program group or the advice given by the agency, so he exited the video speechlessly, and saw the topic again - #被纪锦喜欢的人真幸福#...

He stared at the line for a while, then stepped back, and saw the group of omelet rice photos he had just uploaded.

With a sour heart, he threw the phone aside: the person he likes will not be happy, but the person Shen Qingyu likes must be really, very, very happy...