Mr. Incompetent Bodyguard

Ji Jin was sitting in the background, humming softly into the phone.Shen Qingyu's new message popped up on the top of the screen, and he clicked on it quickly.Seeing the selfie sent by Shen Qingyu, a smile appeared on his face.

He sent Shen Qingyu an expression of rubbing the cat's head, and Shen Qingyu replied almost instantly: "Is your show over?"

"Not yet." Ji Jin replied: "I'm going to be on stage soon, let's talk later."

After replying to the message, he quit WeChat, opened the music software and continued to mutter.

"Teacher Ji!" A staff member rushed in to announce, "You can go to the waiting room. Teacher Wang is already on stage. After he finishes singing, it will be your turn to go on stage."

So Ji Jin got up and walked towards the waiting area, and Su An hurriedly followed - Xiao Lu had already been fired due to the incident of being attacked by illegitimate fans last time.Now Su An is working part-time as an assistant.

Arriving at the waiting area, there were still a few minutes left before the stage, Ji Jin didn't want to waste a second, took out his phone and continued watching.

——He is reciting the lyrics.He has memorized this song from when he was flying in the morning.

It was the first time Su An saw Ji Jin like this, and asked worriedly: "A Jin, are you alright?"

Ji Jin didn't have time to talk to her at all, he didn't even raise his head, he was concentrating on memorizing as many lyrics as possible.

Three minutes later, the staff rushed over and gestured frantically to him: "Teacher Ji, come on stage!"

Ji Jin handed the phone to Su An, took a deep breath, and walked to the stage.

Su An looked at his back worriedly.Ji Jin told her that the side effects of the medicine had made his memory worse, which made it difficult to memorize lyrics recently.But the song he was about to sing was an old song. He had sung it dozens of times before, so why did he suddenly not remember the words?

Just when Su An was worried, Ji Jin had already stood firm on the stage.

Swish—the spotlight pierced the darkness and lit up the stage, and there was a majestic scream from the audience!

"Ahhhhhhh! Ji Jin! Ji Jin! Ji Jin..."

As soon as Ji Jin stood on the stage, he couldn't restrain his brilliance.His charming eyes and smile quickly pushed the emotions of the audience to the first wave of climax!

The gentle electronic piano played the first note of the prelude, followed by guitar, bass, and drums one by one, and the cheerful music swept the entire scene instantly like a big wave.

No one noticed that the moment the music played, Ji Jin's pupils in the center of the stage shrank slightly, and his eyelids twitched involuntarily—with the prelude, his brain was washed away by a huge wave, and he couldn't remember a single word!

Fortunately, I don't remember the lyrics, but the melody is an emotional memory engraved in my bones and blood.The professionalism of a professional singer allowed him to finish the show no matter what.

He closed his eyes, waited until the prelude was over, stepped on the beat, grabbed the microphone and started singing.

"The smell is wafting from the cake shop/The freshly baked egg tart is golden and crisp/The kitten jumped on the windowsill/Let me share a pair..."

Su An by the stage was startled.The original lyrics are not like this, did Ji Jin compose the lyrics on the spot?

"I backed away holding the egg tart / Said the egg tart was very expensive / The kitten barked in anger / If I didn't tell it apart / It would take my rose..."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Audiences who haven’t heard the original version thought the song was just so joyful; audiences who had heard the original version also thought the adaptation was very cute. Even though they knew that Ji Jin was making it up, they still wanted to hear how he could make it up.

After Ji Jin compiled a paragraph, he was a little short of words, so he simply started to let himself go.He sang along with the melody: "The little cat thinks I'm too picky / ran away from home in anger / I can't continue talking nonsense / if everyone remembers the lyrics / please raise your hands / help me talk down..."

The audience laughed louder.Ji Jin pointed the microphone at the auditorium, and the audience who could sing immediately began to sing in unison.

The unexpected change created another small climax for the scene. After laughing and singing in chorus, Ji Jin made up another verse, took back the microphone and sang by himself.

A song is both long and short, until he sang the last word of the song, the audience hadn't heard enough about the kitten and the egg tart, and cheered again and again.Ji Jin waved to the audience: "I am very glad to hear everyone's performance today, everyone has worked hard!"

The audience was laughing up and down.Until Ji Jin stepped down, there was still an endless stream of laughter.

Walking backstage, Ji Jin heaved a long sigh of relief.

Su An hurried over to cheer him on: "Ah Jin, you performed very well! I think the audience liked your performance just now."

But these words naturally have elements of comforting Ji Jin.After memorizing the words for a whole day and then forgetting them on stage, Ji Jin must feel very uncomfortable.But his performance just now did a good job.Although there are shortcomings, it has brought unexpected surprises to the audience because it is interesting enough.

Ji Jin didn't say anything, but shook his head: "Go back."

After leaving the venue, Ji Jin immediately asked Su An to return his cell phone to send a message to Shen Qingyu.

Ji Jin: "Xiaoyu, I'm done!"

Shen Qingyu: "Is it going well?"

Ji Jin: "Not going well [grievance] [grievance] [grievance]"

Shen Qingyu: "Ah? What's going on?"

Before Ji Jin could type and reply, Shen Qingyu's video invitation came in.He frantically found out the earphones and plugged them in, then pressed the button to connect.

Shen Qingyu's worried face appeared on the screen: "Ah Jin, what's wrong? What happened?"

Ji Jin said aggrievedly: "I miss you."

"Miss me?" Shen Qingyu was taken aback, "Is there anything wrong with your performance?"

"No." Ji Jin shook his head, "I just miss you."

In the past, he had to keep a certain distance from the people he was closest to in order to feel safe.After Piansheng and Shen Qingyu fell in love, he wished that the two of them could be twisted into a hemp rope, entangled with each other, so that no one could tear them apart.

As if he was afraid that Shen Qingyu would be worried, Ji Jin said again: "I have finished the performance. You didn't hear how loud the screams were when I sang today, and everyone still sang with me."

Shen Qingyu observed Ji Jin's expression, saw that he didn't look like a lie, and finally relaxed.He laughed and said, "Our family, Ah Jin, is the best. Which show did you not scream at? — By the way, how do you feel today? Did you eat properly?"

Ji Jin said, "I ate it. There's nothing wrong with it."

After Shen Qingyu finished worrying about Ji Jin, it was Ji Jin's turn to care about Shen Qingyu: "You really didn't get injured during the game today, did you?"

"No." Shen Qingyu smiled and took the phone away, so that Ji Jin could see his whole picture, "Today's opponent is not good enough, and he didn't even touch me. Look, there is not even a scratch."

Ji Jin held the phone and looked at it carefully.If it wasn't for Shen Qingyu who was still in the car going back, Ji Jin wished he could tell him to take off all his clothes and let him check himself from head to toe.

There are other people around the two of them, and every love word can only be said secretly in the throat, but they all go straight to each other's cochlea along the earphones, which makes people feel itchy.

It wasn't until the car drove to the hotel where Ji Jin was staying that Ji Jin had no choice but to go online and go upstairs.

……

It was late at night when we returned to the hotel, so Ji Jin went to wash up after entering the room.When he came out after washing, he found that Su An was sitting on a chair, laughing and laughing at his mobile phone.

Ji Jin rubbed his hair and asked, "What's so funny?"

Su An asked: "Your performance tonight has already been trending, have you seen it?"

Ji Jin shook his head: "I didn't watch it." In the past, after every performance, he could not wait to go online to see the fans' comments on him, but now he knows that reading too many comments will affect his emotions, so he voluntarily distanced himself from the Internet; After taking the medicine, his interest in external things has weakened, and he doesn't care so much about other people's opinions.

Su An smiled and handed him the mobile phone: "Someone actually said that the lyrics you made up on the spot are more exciting than the original version. I laughed so hard."

If it is an evaluation that will affect the mood, it is too late for Su Anzang Jijin's mobile phone.What she dared to show Ji Jin must not be a bad word.Ji Jin took her mobile phone and looked at it.

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"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I almost died of laughter by Ji Jin, I just wrote in blood alone, please don't just compose music in the future, please fill in a few more lyrics yourself! Cats and egg tarts are so interesting!"

"After listening to it, I'm hungry. Egg tarts that cats love to eat must be delicious, right? I want to try [saliva] [saliva] [saliva]"

"My mother, Ji Jin's ability to improvise is too strong, right? I'm going to suspect that he has already filled in the words, and pretended to forget the words on stage..."

"This performance can definitely be selected as one of the top ten best lyric writing scenes. I have repeated it seven or eight times, and now I have forgotten what the original words are."

"The cycle can't stop 1 forget the original 10086"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Emmmmmmmm... Fans control the comments too much, right? Forgot the words and can boast like this? Isn't this unprofessional?"

"Upstairs, I'm not a fan of Ji Jin. But it's normal for singers to forget lyrics on the spot? A singer has hundreds of songs. If there is no teleprompter, who can remember all the lyrics? As long as you have the ability to compose lyrics on the spot, no Letting the stage do the work is enough professional performance, isn't it? What's more, the editing is so interesting."

"I'm not a fan of Ji Jin either, I beg you to continue writing the story of the kitten and the egg tart! It's so cute!"

……

Even Su An couldn't help asking Ji Jin: "Have you thought about these words before?"

Ji Jin was speechless.If he had thought about this before going on stage, then he could recite new words, but why couldn't he recite the original words?Of course, this was improvised - recently Shen Qingyu was expanding his recipes, and he just made egg tarts for him two days ago, and he just got a new kitten.

"Then your performance on the spot is really amazing! I didn't expect you to sing so much fun." Su An joked, "It seems that it doesn't matter if you forget the words in the future, and the on-site compilation can become a classic."

Ji Jin couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Cousin, why do you think I don't write my own lyrics?"

Su An asked, "Why?"

"Of course it's because I don't have any inspiration! Do you think I don't want to save money on writing lyrics?" Today's performance has a lot of luck, and it is also supported by the atmosphere of the scene.If this is made into a song in a serious manner, it may not have such a joyful effect.

Recently, Ji Jin adjusted his life schedule, so he was going to rest after ten o'clock.After driving Su An back to his room, he took out a diary from his bag - he followed the doctor's advice and would write in the diary every night before going to bed.

Ji Jin lost his mind at the table for a while, and began to write and record.

"I didn't vomit after eating today, it seems that the side effects of the medicine on my stomach have weakened, which is a good thing.

In addition, I participated in the performance today, and I started to recite the lyrics since the morning, but when I stood on the stage, I couldn't even remember a line of the lyrics!Why do these drugs always impair my memory?Obviously I have changed to different medicines, but the side effects are still the same...

I thought I'd be sad if I couldn't remember the lyrics, but it didn't.It may be that these medicines have made my mood go down. After taking the medicine, I have never experienced great joy or sorrow, and my mood has become very calm. I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

I'm a little scared that my memory won't come back later.So I can no longer be a singer?But even if I continue the treatment, can my disease really be completely cured?Well, what will I look like in the future?

To be honest, I wanted to stop taking it again.Although I will be miserable during the depression period, I miss the feeling of the manic period very much.At that time, I could memorize ten lyrics a day, as long as I sang it once, no matter how difficult the lyrics were, I could remember them...

No, I can't stop taking the medicine, I must stick to it!I hope I can fully recover, God bless me to get well soon.I really don't want him to be disappointed in me, and I don't want him to suffer any more.

Shen Qingyu, I love you.

July 8. "

After writing his mood record for the day, Ji Jin wrote the last line and the date at the end as usual.Then he put away his pen, closed his diary, and checked the time: 10:30 in the evening.

He had already started to feel sleepy, so he sent Shen Qingyu a good night and went to bed to rest.