Mr. Incompetent Bodyguard

Ji Jin waited at home until after nine o'clock, when he heard a sound from the entrance, he immediately put Shen Da Mao lying on his lap on the ground, got up and ran towards the entrance.

Shen Qingyu was changing his shoes, when he heard the sound of slippers running close, he straightened up, just in time to hug Ji Jin who rushed over.Shen Damao also jumped out following Ji Jin, pawing at Shen Qingyu's trouser legs coquettishly.It's a pity that there is already someone in Shen Qingyu's arms, and he has no time to hug it.

Ji Jin let go immediately after hugging Shen Qingyu from head to toe: "Where did you get hurt?" After the game, he received a text message from Shen Qingyu saying that he was going to the hospital for a physical examination, which made him very nervous.

"It's okay." Shen Qingyu said with a smile: "It's just scratched."

Ji Jin noticed that Shen Qingyu's chin and cheeks were covered with iodine, and he pursed his lips in distress.

Shen Qingyu bent down and picked up Shen Damao with one hand, and Ji Jin with the other, and carried one person and one cat back to the living room, let go, and Shen Damao jumped off the ground and ran away.

Shen Qingyu sat on the sofa with Ji Jin in his arms, and Ji Jin was still studying the wound on his face: "Xiaoyu, you won't have a scar on your face, will you?"

Shen Qingyu doesn't have a scar constitution, so just rubbing off such a little bit of skin, of course there will be no scars.But he deliberately teased Ji Jin: "If I get scars, would you still like me?"

Ji Jin said angrily, "I don't like it anymore!"

"..."

Shen Qingyu pinched his nose with two fingers angrily: "I don't like scars? Don't you just like my face?"

Ji Jin patted his hand off: "I like your whole body, so you are not allowed to get hurt anywhere!"

Shen Qingyu was overwhelmed by his domineering president's aura, chuckled a few times, pinched his chin and kissed him.This was originally just a casual kiss, but recently he has been busy preparing for the competition for too long and has no time to get close to his lover, so after they separated, he still felt that his feelings were not enough, so he pulled Ji Jin over and kissed him a few more times.

"Have you taken a shower?" Shen Qingyu rubbed his nose against his neck and asked.

Ji Jin raised his head and gave a soft "hmm".

Shen Qingyu sniffed the pleasant fragrance on his body, rubbing the tip of his nose from his neck to his collarbone.

"By the way, Xiaoyu," Ji Jin hugged his back, "I have a performance the day after tomorrow, so I won't go to the club with you to exercise."

"Performing?" Shen Qingyu stopped and looked up at him.

"It was a special school for autistic children who asked me to perform for the children, and I agreed."

Shen Qingyu understood: "Is it a charity performance?"

Ji Jin nodded: "Yes."

Shen Qingyu patted his head: "That's good."

Although Ji Jin took a break from work for the time being, Shen Qingyu didn't want him to stay at home all the time.Being bored alone is not good for the illness, and Ji Jin's talent deserves to be shared by more people.

"The performance is the day after tomorrow?" Shen Qingyu's palm slowly rubbed on Ji Jin's waist, and Ji Jin's whole body became hot from his touch, and goose bumps soon appeared all over his body.Shen Qingyu leaned into his ear and asked ambiguously, "Then tonight..."

Ji Jin's face turned red, and he looked like he couldn't be more obedient.

Shen Qingyu pinched his chin and looked around for a while, amused: "Why are you so honest now? Huh?" He even sent him a seductive emoji in the afternoon, but now he looks innocent?

Ji Jin thought, isn't this nonsense?

During Shen Qingyu's abstinence period, he could flirt as much as he liked, but now the abstinence period is over.The physical strength of athletes is by no means a joke, especially the hormone level after the game, he has learned it well.If you don't pretend to be innocent now, you're going to die!

Shen Qingyu was amused by the way his eyes rolled quietly, he hugged him horizontally, got up and walked to the bedroom.

……

In the morning of the next day, Shen Qingyu did not go to the club for training, but was dragged to the press conference again. Since the players needed medical help after the game yesterday, the post-match press interview was arranged for today.

In order to increase the popularity of "Duel of Warriors", the event organizers put a lot of effort into publicity, and even the press conference was turned into a live webcast.As soon as the live broadcast room opened, the number of viewers increased steadily, reaching almost 10 in a short while.There is no doubt that Shen Qingyu is still the main force attracting the audience.

As soon as Shen Qingyu arrived at the scene, he was surrounded by the reporters' microphones and cameras.

"Shen Qingyu, please comment on your opponent Lu Qingyuan yesterday!"

Shen Qingyu thought for a while and said: "Lu Qingyuan is a very capable athlete, he is very flexible, he has a good sense of fighting, and he also knows how to seize the opportunity..."

The reporter took his words as politeness. Before he could finish his conclusion, another microphone was placed in front of him, and he asked more bluntly: "But some people say that karate athletes are very weak in MMA. I don't know if the organizer of the competition Fang arranged for you a karate athlete as your opponent, is there any consideration?"

Shen Qingyu frowned: "Who said that?"

"Yesterday's commentator said it." Although some sports reporters were present, many reporters did not have the corresponding knowledge reserves due to the fact that mixed martial arts is so inclusive.Many people had to watch yesterday's game with Luo Shangwu's commentary to understand it.

Shen Qingyu didn't know who the commentator was.He thought for a while, and replied clearly: "First of all, I don't think karate is weak. I said before the competition that wenwu is the first, and martial arts is the second. Karate has a lot to offer in terms of distance control and offensive and defensive skills. Second, although Lu Qingyuan was born in karate, his skills are by no means limited to karate, he used a lot of Sanda techniques yesterday. I think the question you raised is not valid."

Athletes who practice mixed martial arts will definitely have a basic knowledge of martial arts. If they come up and want to learn at the same time, they will only learn nothing well.But as long as an athlete can stand in the mixed martial arts arena, it is impossible to learn only one martial art. At least three of them must be learned: standing, falling, and flexing.So anyone who knows what MMA is, knows how ridiculous this question is.

The reporters looked at each other.

In order to create a topic, some people specifically asked sharp questions: "May I ask if you praise Lu Qingyuan so much because you beat him? If you talk about him very well, it will make you look even better?"

Shen Qingyu frowned.What is this strange question?

The reporter said: "Many people on the Internet say that Lu Qingyuan is a bad player." ——Luo Shangwu is not the only one who has a prejudice against traditional martial arts. After all, Luo Shangwu's views are not invented by himself.He does represent a school of "fighting enthusiasts" point of view.

Shen Qingyu shook his head: "They are wrong."

The reporter raised the bar: "Are you sure?"

Shen Qingyu looked at him with incomprehensible eyes: "Of course. I am the professional."

The few reporters who were holding on to this question were instantly choked up by the words.

At the same time, the screen in the webcast room was filled with "hahahahaha" bullet screens.

"Hahahahahahaha Brother Yu GJ!!"

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Can online keyboard warriors compare with professional athletes?”

"These reporters are not professional at all!"

"It can't be done, brother Yu yelled at the reporter and made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts..."

"Can the photographer please take a shot of the reporter who asked the question just now? I really want to see his expression hahahaha!"

"That's great! Please let professional people do professional things!"

After gagging the mouths of a few journalists, the following questions became more normal. Several reporters asked Shen Qingyu about his impressions of participating in the rookie competition, his technological progress in the past five years, and his vision for the future...

The duration of the solo interview is limited. Seeing that Shen Qingyu's solo interview was coming to an end, a reporter suddenly asked: "Shen Qingyu, did Mr. Ji Jin watch your game yesterday? Did he congratulate you on your victory?" ?”

The person who asked this question was not a sports reporter, but an entertainment reporter.Everyone knows that Shen Qingyu is Ji Jin's friend.Shen Qingyu's attention just after his comeback was basically brought to him by Ji Jin.I haven't had a chance to interview Ji Jin recently, so the reporter came here to inquire about the news.

Hearing Ji Jin's name, the corners of Shen Qingyu's mouth subconsciously raised slightly. Before he could answer with the microphone in his hands, Wang Haiyang had already come up to stop him: "Sorry, we don't answer topics that have nothing to do with the competition, thank you."

Shen Qingyu smiled and returned the microphone to the reporter.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again in an instant.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"I was blinded by that smile just now!"

"I have to watch the replay later, I want to take screenshots..."

"Are the two of them real? Are they real? Are they real!!"

"Why don't you let him answer? Give him back the microphone and let him talk!!!!"

"KSWL!"

——Since the MV aired, there have been some CP fans of the two on the Internet.With the increase of Shen Qingyu's exposure, the number of CP fans is also increasing, and a lot of people came to the live broadcast room today. CP fans are catching clues everywhere, dreaming up a dream (zhen) fantasy (shi) story.

Shen Qingyu's solo interview session has ended, and he was taken by the organizer's staff to participate in the group interview with other athletes.

The interview activities lasted until the afternoon. It happened that Shen Qingyu had just finished the game and needed to adjust. There was no training in the afternoon, so he went home to rest.

……

That night, the interview video was uploaded on the Internet.

Shen Qingyu's straightforward "I'm the professional" left the reporter speechless, making even netizens who don't know fighting knowledge very dispirited.Everyone also took the screenshots in the interview and added them with text, and made corresponding emoticons.

#我才是专业的# This sentence was even topped in Weibo’s hot search. People from all walks of life couldn’t help but like it when they saw it, and poured out their bitterness at work.

Naturally, this wave of popularity has also attracted many people to pay attention to "Duel of Warriors" and MMA.

Many netizens who understand the knowledge of fighting jumped out to refute Luo Shangwu's views in the live broadcast one by one. Of course, there were also netizens who supported Luo Shangwu.This debate lasted for many days. Although such a war of words is difficult to tell the winner in a short period of time, at least it has successfully attracted more people to become interested in mixed martial arts...