There is a bend
Chapter 36 Are You Bad?
Lin Nian didn't realize it, he thought that Bian Yue asked him to make another wish, and he said that his birthday only comes once a year, because he felt that this wish for him was too simple, so simple that it could be fulfilled anytime, anywhere, so he asked him to make another wish.
Lin Nian reaffirmed the wish like a stream, and silently recited the wish just now in the bottom of his heart, all of them jumped for joy-upwardly, upwardly, upwardly, just thinking about it makes me happy.
Bian Yue knew why Lin hadn't recalled it for a year and asked him to make another wish. The new wish might still be the one just now, so he looked at it with a little headache.Yiling Yisan Temple, Erbasi Temple scattered.
So before someone beat him up so cooperatively, and the progress was pushed so enthusiastically, it was purely because he thought that one day he could have sex with him?
Bian Yue: ...
Dinner is Chinese food, which is Lin Nian’s favorite dish. The restaurant faces the lake, and there will be a light show on the lake when the time comes, which is very suitable for couples.
Lin Nian had a great time eating, even more than he ate in the store just now.
After the meal, Lin Nian asked with full expectation where he was going now.
Bian Yue: "Didn't you want me to teach you how to play billiards?"
Lin Nian's eyes lit up: "Sure."
The two of them didn't go to the billiards hall that specializes in playing billiards. Bian Yue rented a small villa near the lake in the scenic area in advance. The entertainment room on the basement floor has a pool table.
Looking for the housekeeper to get the key, Lin Nian pushed the door open and entered the house, and asked Bian Yue puzzledly: "Where did you find this kind of place?"
Bian Yue: "Colleague. They mentioned it when the company team was established."
Lin Nian nodded.
And Lin Nian vowed that when he first heard Bian Yue's suggestion to play billiards, he really planned to come and play, and he had no impure heart.
As for whether Bian Yue's thoughts are pure or not, then he doesn't know——
The two pushed the pole together for a while, and Bian Yue stood behind Lin Nian again in the name of teaching Lin Nian, leaned over the table with his arms around him.
After two putts, Lin Nian was a bit distracted.
He tilted his head, and Bian Yue behind him looked back, his voice was low, his breath sprayed in Lin Nian's ears, and he asked, "What's wrong."
The person who asked what was wrong, his eyes dropped, and a kiss fell on Lin Yinian's lips together.
Lin Nian was a little embarrassed, and muttered in a low voice, "Why are you kissing me?"
Bian Yue snorted and followed in a low voice: "You are so dear."
Lin Nian's mind wandered after being kissed, but he said casually, "How 'good'."
Bian Yue kissed: "It's very 'nice'."
As he spoke, he kissed Lin Lin for another year.
Lin Nian kissed him back, his state of mind changed drastically, he just felt that the kiss seemed to be comforting on his heart, it was so hot, but the kiss back was very light.
Bian Yue also kissed very lightly, as if he was afraid that the person under him would run away if the kiss was too heavy.
After kissing for a while, Bian Yue let go of the hand holding the pole, pushed aside Lin Nian's five fingers holding the pole, and threw the obstructing pole aside.
Get up, ask Lin Nian to turn over, sit up facing him, lean against the edge of the table, and kiss.
The kiss was not urgent, but very gentle, after all, they had a lot of time behind them.
It's not the first time I've kissed, I've already had experience in kissing, and I know how to kiss.
And the kiss at this moment has no purpose, just the kiss itself.
……
Lin Nian suddenly felt that something was wrong, and his rationality returned to his brain in an instant.
!
! !
!!!
wrong!
This development is wrong!
Lin Nian was startled, turned his head and asked Bian Yue in disbelief, "Are you here?!"
Bian Yue was interrupted by Lin Nian, he let out a sigh of relief, and asked, "Otherwise?"
Lin Nian sank into his dantian with anger: "Get up!"
—
Bian Yue folded his chest lightly and sat on the sofa beside the table.
Lin Nian leaned against the table with a blank expression on his face.
There is still a hot wave of emotion in the air and residual warmth, and the folds on the two people's clothes also announce the intimacy not long ago.
however……
Bian Yue raised his eyes: "Why not?"
Lin Nian scratched his head irritably: "I never thought that I..." It would be the one below.
Does he want girls to fuck him when he's straight?
Of course not.
Since it doesn't work when it's straight, it certainly won't work when it's bent.
Lin Nian was the first to speak, and said with a hammer, "I'm not 0." He wasn't!
Bian Yue asked back, "I am?"
Lin Nian hurriedly said, "I'll break you."
Bian Yue: "Bending is a state, not a body position."
Lin Niannian: "Then..."
What about the TM now?
The two of them are bent, and they are in love!
That night, a new post appeared on "Men's Paradise".
[(Help) What should I do if the model does not match my boyfriend? 】
[Fuck, isn't this the poster of the bender building next door?I'm still waiting for you to report the progress of the bend, you already have a boyfriend? 】
[Wait a minute, I'll take a look, is this boyfriend the same as the previous straight boyfriend? 】
Little Flame: The boyfriend is that straight guy.
[It's done! 】
【Awesome! 】
【congratulations! 】
[Hahahahahaha, the straight man's karma is coming.Let you turn blindly, the model does not match, right?Two 1s, right?I knew it. 】
[Laughing, who would have thought of today when I was chasing that post. 】
[How are two 1s together?Grind it together. 】
[Okay, okay, stop teasing the poster, help out with ideas, all squatting here and laughing, laughing, hahahaha. 】
【Master, remember not to point your ass at your boyfriend when you sleep at night. 】
Lin Nian was lying on the bed in the villa, swiping his phone, and quickly turned over.
As soon as it was turned over, there was an expressionless face on it.
Lin Nian asked him: "You are very dissatisfied."
Bian Yue: "Yes."
Lin Nian thought to himself that I was still dissatisfied, and was about to turn around again, when he thought of his butt, he was still facing the side.
Bian Yue: "Turn around."
Lin Niannian: "No."
Bian Yue pulled the phone from Lin Niannian's hand, threw it aside, put his arms around him, and fell asleep in his arms.
As soon as he hugged her, Lin Nian felt something.
Lin Niannian: ...
Lin Nian raised his eyes: "You..."
Bian Yue looked back expressionlessly.
Lin Nian's attitude softened, he groaned and said, "I'm really not good at it." I can't be the next one.
Bian Yue said in a nonchalant tone: "Suffocate and pull down."
Lin Nian doesn't like this attitude of breaking cans, it's too negative.
"What are you doing?" It's his birthday today, and it's not past midnight yet.
Bian Yue looked back at Lin for a year, put his lips together, and kissed him.
Lin Nian also returned to his relatives.
Kissing and scrambling to do 1.
Fighting over and over, gradually competing, almost turned into a "fight" scene.
In the end, Lin Nian lost to Bian Yue.
Lin Niannian: "!!! Let's drive!"
Bian Yue coaxed: "Baby..."
Lin Niannian: "You can't even call me ancestor!"
Bian Yue: "Ancestor."
Lin Niannian: "Get out of the way!"
Bian Yue lowered his head and kissed him: "Just once, okay?"
Lin Nian is also a man, so he is very aware of men's deceitful tricks, and shouted: "No!"
Bian Yue coaxed again, kissed and coaxed: "It will be comfortable."
Lin Niannian: "I'm angry!"
Bian Yue didn't say anything more, and sat up.
Lin Nian also sat up, gritted his teeth with a straight face, and said, "You fooled me?"
Bian Yue breathed evenly.
Mainly, he felt that today was a good day, the two of them were outside again, and the environment was not bad, anyway, they would be together sooner or later, so it was better to take the opportunity to finish what should be done, so as not to have long nights and dreams, and someone to make unrealistic wishes.
however……
Bian Yue: Forget it, let’s take one step at a time.
Solve the problem first.
Bian Yue asked Lin Niannian to help him.
As a result, Lin Nian seriously underestimated Bian Yue's patience and scheming.It was clearly agreed that it was just a hand to help, but in the end it turned into a leg.
Forget about the leg, I almost poked it...
Lin Niannian: "!!!"
Lin Niannian: "You!"
Insidious and cunning!
cunning!
Lin quit for a year, turned over and fell on Bianyue, and must use the same method to ask Bianyue to help him once.
Bian Yue had just finished, just when he was about to enter the sage time to calm down, Lin Nian had no choice but to coax him: "Okay, ancestor, sweetheart."
Say all the sweet words.
Lin Nian is like a four-year-old child, he must have what other people have, and he must do it again. If he doesn't give it, he will continue to make trouble, and he said angrily: "It's my birthday today, how can you do that? It's not past midnight yet! "It pissed him off.
Bian Yue lay on the bed, remained silent for a while, and suddenly said: "Well, all right, you come."
Lin Nian was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"
Bian Yue: "Yes."
Lin Nian wagged his tail in Bian Yue's arms like a puppy.
Bian Yue lay down and let him go.
However, when the heat was enough and ready to go into battle, Lin Nian's movements got stuck.
Bian Yue looked at him and waited.
Lin Nian looked back, showing an expression of "I'll be right away, soon", and was about to continue, followed by another pause, and got stuck again.
Bian Yue:?
Lin Niannian: ...
At this critical moment, Lin Nian still had an excuse: "You, you turn around."
Bian Yue said calmly: "Are you sure you can just turn around?"
Lin Niannian urged him: "Turn around, you turn around. Hurry up."
Bian Yue turned around.
Lin Nian supported his body, intending to go all out, but...
Bian Yue didn't wait for any movement, and turned his head: "Aren't you okay?"
Lin cracked for a year.
He found that he really couldn't.
Bian Yue was also a little surprised and raised his eyebrows.
Lin Nian's mentality collapsed.
He first exchanged glances with Bian Yue, then looked down, hesitant to speak, held back for a long time, and said: "Isn't that place..." used for that, going to the toilet, "Why... ...?"
Really...huh?It can really be used for... huh?Can... hmm?Sure?
Bian Yue raised his eyebrows again, and said bluntly: "You can't?"
Lin broke up again in a year, and threw himself on the pillow with a sound of "ah", he really couldn't imagine what happened to that place... He has lived for 20 years, and what he has known about that place for more than 20 years is for that Yes, how could it be possible to accept that place as soon as it turned a corner? !
ah--!dying--!
He really can't!
Bian Yue was about to die laughing, and he was afraid that Lin Nian would think too much, so don't force yourself to go straight back, and hurried to Shun Mao, "Okay, okay, it's because the environment is not good today, there is no atmosphere, it's not your problem .”
Lin Nian buried his face in the pillow and whined.
Bian Yue kissed him: "It's almost midnight, happy birthday."
Lin Niannian: Huh huh huh.
unhappy!Not happy at all!
Who will tell him what happened to that place...! ?
How could there be such a function in that place!
How can it be? !
But Lin Niannian is not stupid, his IQ is above the line, and he knows that it must be used there, but he, but he...
Ah~! ! !
He can't, he really can't!
Bian Yue coaxed and coaxed him to a complete failure, lying on Lin Nian's back and laughing until his shoulders trembled.
Lin Nian said angrily, "You're still laughing! Are you still laughing?"
You don't need to be raped, are you happy? !
Bian Yue laughed out loud, Lin Nian was extremely ashamed, and raised his head from the pillow angrily, "You can? You can?!"
Bian Yue kissed him with a bewitching tone, "I can, do you want me to try?"
Try your head!
Lin Nian gritted his teeth.
Bian Yue couldn't help laughing, shaking his shoulders and laughing.
Lin Nian was ashamed, picked up the pillow and threw it over, Bian Yue caught it, still laughing, and laughed even louder, Lin Nian was so angry that he rushed over, Bian Yue got up and got out of bed, Lin Nian chased after him, and the two simply stayed in the room There was a fight.
It's zero o'clock, and the birthday has just passed.
Lin Niannian felt that this was the worst birthday he had had in more than 20 years. He made a wish on the front foot and made him realize that it was impossible to realize that day.
Lin Nian was so angry that he yelled in his heart: Ah——!
Because he found that he might not be able to be 1, Lin didn't sleep well this night for a year, and Bian Yue hugged him for a long time.
He also said: "If it doesn't work today, it doesn't mean it won't work in the future, or it won't work all the time."
Lin Nian asked: "You still let me try?"
Bian Yue said generously: "Yes."
But Lin Nian was afraid that the more he tried, the more he would prove that he was really bad, so he started whining again, Bian Yue couldn't make it in time to follow Shun Mao, feeling helpless and laughing.
Lin Niannian: "You're still laughing!"
Bian Yue: "Alright, stop laughing."
Early the next morning, taking advantage of the morning, Lin Nian tried again, but it still didn't work, and he was extremely frustrated. Instead, Bian Yue was teased and asked him to help again. The contrast was so great that Lin Nian was completely lost.
Bian Yue could only continue coaxing.
Lin Nian said negatively while mourning: "If I can't do it in the future..."
Bian Yue didn't mention him, but instead said, "It doesn't matter, then we will be Plato."
Lin cracked for a year. "Ear Ba Wuling Hey Ba Liujiuling"
Who wants Plato, he just can't try, it's not that he can't.
Bian Yue continued to coax: "It's fine until the end."
Lin Nian didn't feel that he was comforted, but felt extremely uncomfortable, and his self-esteem was severely damaged.
Back at school, Lin Nian went straight to the school next door, found Meng Ran, and sat down in front of him.
Ever since Meng Ran knew that straight men began to digest internally, and he worked hard from morning to night and worked so hard, but he was still single until now, and now he is very buddhist.
Meng Ran didn't raise his head, and asked calmly, "What's the matter?"
Lin Nian opened his mouth and said, "Have you ever been a 1?"
Meng Ran was choked alive, raised his head and stared, he, 1?What cosmic joke?
Meng Ran pointed at himself and made a circle with his hands: "I, 0." Pure 0.
After a pause, Meng Ran said, "Why are you asking this? What's wrong?"
Lin Nian was bored for a while, his mouth didn't move, he muttered, and said quickly: "I want to do 1, I tried it, it doesn't work."
Meng Ran:? ? ? ?
Meng Ran digested for a while, put down the pen in his hand, crossed his arms over the table, and held Lin Niannian's hand, all excited: "Great, then we can be sisters in the future."
Lin Niannian: ...
Who wants to be your sister! ?
As if touching a hot potato, Lin Nian quickly pulled his hand out of Meng Ran's.
Meng Ran wanted to laugh when he thought about it, but he really laughed face to face.
Lin Nian stared: "Don't laugh, help me find a way."
Meng Ran couldn't even close the corner of his mouth: "You can't do 1, what can I do."
"If I have a way, I'll be 1 too."
Lin Nian looked at him: "Is there really no way?"
Meng Ran: "Actually, it's good to be 0, not tired, and comfortable..."
Lin Nian got up, turned around and left.
what--!
Lin Nian reaffirmed the wish like a stream, and silently recited the wish just now in the bottom of his heart, all of them jumped for joy-upwardly, upwardly, upwardly, just thinking about it makes me happy.
Bian Yue knew why Lin hadn't recalled it for a year and asked him to make another wish. The new wish might still be the one just now, so he looked at it with a little headache.Yiling Yisan Temple, Erbasi Temple scattered.
So before someone beat him up so cooperatively, and the progress was pushed so enthusiastically, it was purely because he thought that one day he could have sex with him?
Bian Yue: ...
Dinner is Chinese food, which is Lin Nian’s favorite dish. The restaurant faces the lake, and there will be a light show on the lake when the time comes, which is very suitable for couples.
Lin Nian had a great time eating, even more than he ate in the store just now.
After the meal, Lin Nian asked with full expectation where he was going now.
Bian Yue: "Didn't you want me to teach you how to play billiards?"
Lin Nian's eyes lit up: "Sure."
The two of them didn't go to the billiards hall that specializes in playing billiards. Bian Yue rented a small villa near the lake in the scenic area in advance. The entertainment room on the basement floor has a pool table.
Looking for the housekeeper to get the key, Lin Nian pushed the door open and entered the house, and asked Bian Yue puzzledly: "Where did you find this kind of place?"
Bian Yue: "Colleague. They mentioned it when the company team was established."
Lin Nian nodded.
And Lin Nian vowed that when he first heard Bian Yue's suggestion to play billiards, he really planned to come and play, and he had no impure heart.
As for whether Bian Yue's thoughts are pure or not, then he doesn't know——
The two pushed the pole together for a while, and Bian Yue stood behind Lin Nian again in the name of teaching Lin Nian, leaned over the table with his arms around him.
After two putts, Lin Nian was a bit distracted.
He tilted his head, and Bian Yue behind him looked back, his voice was low, his breath sprayed in Lin Nian's ears, and he asked, "What's wrong."
The person who asked what was wrong, his eyes dropped, and a kiss fell on Lin Yinian's lips together.
Lin Nian was a little embarrassed, and muttered in a low voice, "Why are you kissing me?"
Bian Yue snorted and followed in a low voice: "You are so dear."
Lin Nian's mind wandered after being kissed, but he said casually, "How 'good'."
Bian Yue kissed: "It's very 'nice'."
As he spoke, he kissed Lin Lin for another year.
Lin Nian kissed him back, his state of mind changed drastically, he just felt that the kiss seemed to be comforting on his heart, it was so hot, but the kiss back was very light.
Bian Yue also kissed very lightly, as if he was afraid that the person under him would run away if the kiss was too heavy.
After kissing for a while, Bian Yue let go of the hand holding the pole, pushed aside Lin Nian's five fingers holding the pole, and threw the obstructing pole aside.
Get up, ask Lin Nian to turn over, sit up facing him, lean against the edge of the table, and kiss.
The kiss was not urgent, but very gentle, after all, they had a lot of time behind them.
It's not the first time I've kissed, I've already had experience in kissing, and I know how to kiss.
And the kiss at this moment has no purpose, just the kiss itself.
……
Lin Nian suddenly felt that something was wrong, and his rationality returned to his brain in an instant.
!
! !
!!!
wrong!
This development is wrong!
Lin Nian was startled, turned his head and asked Bian Yue in disbelief, "Are you here?!"
Bian Yue was interrupted by Lin Nian, he let out a sigh of relief, and asked, "Otherwise?"
Lin Nian sank into his dantian with anger: "Get up!"
—
Bian Yue folded his chest lightly and sat on the sofa beside the table.
Lin Nian leaned against the table with a blank expression on his face.
There is still a hot wave of emotion in the air and residual warmth, and the folds on the two people's clothes also announce the intimacy not long ago.
however……
Bian Yue raised his eyes: "Why not?"
Lin Nian scratched his head irritably: "I never thought that I..." It would be the one below.
Does he want girls to fuck him when he's straight?
Of course not.
Since it doesn't work when it's straight, it certainly won't work when it's bent.
Lin Nian was the first to speak, and said with a hammer, "I'm not 0." He wasn't!
Bian Yue asked back, "I am?"
Lin Nian hurriedly said, "I'll break you."
Bian Yue: "Bending is a state, not a body position."
Lin Niannian: "Then..."
What about the TM now?
The two of them are bent, and they are in love!
That night, a new post appeared on "Men's Paradise".
[(Help) What should I do if the model does not match my boyfriend? 】
[Fuck, isn't this the poster of the bender building next door?I'm still waiting for you to report the progress of the bend, you already have a boyfriend? 】
[Wait a minute, I'll take a look, is this boyfriend the same as the previous straight boyfriend? 】
Little Flame: The boyfriend is that straight guy.
[It's done! 】
【Awesome! 】
【congratulations! 】
[Hahahahahaha, the straight man's karma is coming.Let you turn blindly, the model does not match, right?Two 1s, right?I knew it. 】
[Laughing, who would have thought of today when I was chasing that post. 】
[How are two 1s together?Grind it together. 】
[Okay, okay, stop teasing the poster, help out with ideas, all squatting here and laughing, laughing, hahahaha. 】
【Master, remember not to point your ass at your boyfriend when you sleep at night. 】
Lin Nian was lying on the bed in the villa, swiping his phone, and quickly turned over.
As soon as it was turned over, there was an expressionless face on it.
Lin Nian asked him: "You are very dissatisfied."
Bian Yue: "Yes."
Lin Nian thought to himself that I was still dissatisfied, and was about to turn around again, when he thought of his butt, he was still facing the side.
Bian Yue: "Turn around."
Lin Niannian: "No."
Bian Yue pulled the phone from Lin Niannian's hand, threw it aside, put his arms around him, and fell asleep in his arms.
As soon as he hugged her, Lin Nian felt something.
Lin Niannian: ...
Lin Nian raised his eyes: "You..."
Bian Yue looked back expressionlessly.
Lin Nian's attitude softened, he groaned and said, "I'm really not good at it." I can't be the next one.
Bian Yue said in a nonchalant tone: "Suffocate and pull down."
Lin Nian doesn't like this attitude of breaking cans, it's too negative.
"What are you doing?" It's his birthday today, and it's not past midnight yet.
Bian Yue looked back at Lin for a year, put his lips together, and kissed him.
Lin Nian also returned to his relatives.
Kissing and scrambling to do 1.
Fighting over and over, gradually competing, almost turned into a "fight" scene.
In the end, Lin Nian lost to Bian Yue.
Lin Niannian: "!!! Let's drive!"
Bian Yue coaxed: "Baby..."
Lin Niannian: "You can't even call me ancestor!"
Bian Yue: "Ancestor."
Lin Niannian: "Get out of the way!"
Bian Yue lowered his head and kissed him: "Just once, okay?"
Lin Nian is also a man, so he is very aware of men's deceitful tricks, and shouted: "No!"
Bian Yue coaxed again, kissed and coaxed: "It will be comfortable."
Lin Niannian: "I'm angry!"
Bian Yue didn't say anything more, and sat up.
Lin Nian also sat up, gritted his teeth with a straight face, and said, "You fooled me?"
Bian Yue breathed evenly.
Mainly, he felt that today was a good day, the two of them were outside again, and the environment was not bad, anyway, they would be together sooner or later, so it was better to take the opportunity to finish what should be done, so as not to have long nights and dreams, and someone to make unrealistic wishes.
however……
Bian Yue: Forget it, let’s take one step at a time.
Solve the problem first.
Bian Yue asked Lin Niannian to help him.
As a result, Lin Nian seriously underestimated Bian Yue's patience and scheming.It was clearly agreed that it was just a hand to help, but in the end it turned into a leg.
Forget about the leg, I almost poked it...
Lin Niannian: "!!!"
Lin Niannian: "You!"
Insidious and cunning!
cunning!
Lin quit for a year, turned over and fell on Bianyue, and must use the same method to ask Bianyue to help him once.
Bian Yue had just finished, just when he was about to enter the sage time to calm down, Lin Nian had no choice but to coax him: "Okay, ancestor, sweetheart."
Say all the sweet words.
Lin Nian is like a four-year-old child, he must have what other people have, and he must do it again. If he doesn't give it, he will continue to make trouble, and he said angrily: "It's my birthday today, how can you do that? It's not past midnight yet! "It pissed him off.
Bian Yue lay on the bed, remained silent for a while, and suddenly said: "Well, all right, you come."
Lin Nian was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"
Bian Yue: "Yes."
Lin Nian wagged his tail in Bian Yue's arms like a puppy.
Bian Yue lay down and let him go.
However, when the heat was enough and ready to go into battle, Lin Nian's movements got stuck.
Bian Yue looked at him and waited.
Lin Nian looked back, showing an expression of "I'll be right away, soon", and was about to continue, followed by another pause, and got stuck again.
Bian Yue:?
Lin Niannian: ...
At this critical moment, Lin Nian still had an excuse: "You, you turn around."
Bian Yue said calmly: "Are you sure you can just turn around?"
Lin Niannian urged him: "Turn around, you turn around. Hurry up."
Bian Yue turned around.
Lin Nian supported his body, intending to go all out, but...
Bian Yue didn't wait for any movement, and turned his head: "Aren't you okay?"
Lin cracked for a year.
He found that he really couldn't.
Bian Yue was also a little surprised and raised his eyebrows.
Lin Nian's mentality collapsed.
He first exchanged glances with Bian Yue, then looked down, hesitant to speak, held back for a long time, and said: "Isn't that place..." used for that, going to the toilet, "Why... ...?"
Really...huh?It can really be used for... huh?Can... hmm?Sure?
Bian Yue raised his eyebrows again, and said bluntly: "You can't?"
Lin broke up again in a year, and threw himself on the pillow with a sound of "ah", he really couldn't imagine what happened to that place... He has lived for 20 years, and what he has known about that place for more than 20 years is for that Yes, how could it be possible to accept that place as soon as it turned a corner? !
ah--!dying--!
He really can't!
Bian Yue was about to die laughing, and he was afraid that Lin Nian would think too much, so don't force yourself to go straight back, and hurried to Shun Mao, "Okay, okay, it's because the environment is not good today, there is no atmosphere, it's not your problem .”
Lin Nian buried his face in the pillow and whined.
Bian Yue kissed him: "It's almost midnight, happy birthday."
Lin Niannian: Huh huh huh.
unhappy!Not happy at all!
Who will tell him what happened to that place...! ?
How could there be such a function in that place!
How can it be? !
But Lin Niannian is not stupid, his IQ is above the line, and he knows that it must be used there, but he, but he...
Ah~! ! !
He can't, he really can't!
Bian Yue coaxed and coaxed him to a complete failure, lying on Lin Nian's back and laughing until his shoulders trembled.
Lin Nian said angrily, "You're still laughing! Are you still laughing?"
You don't need to be raped, are you happy? !
Bian Yue laughed out loud, Lin Nian was extremely ashamed, and raised his head from the pillow angrily, "You can? You can?!"
Bian Yue kissed him with a bewitching tone, "I can, do you want me to try?"
Try your head!
Lin Nian gritted his teeth.
Bian Yue couldn't help laughing, shaking his shoulders and laughing.
Lin Nian was ashamed, picked up the pillow and threw it over, Bian Yue caught it, still laughing, and laughed even louder, Lin Nian was so angry that he rushed over, Bian Yue got up and got out of bed, Lin Nian chased after him, and the two simply stayed in the room There was a fight.
It's zero o'clock, and the birthday has just passed.
Lin Niannian felt that this was the worst birthday he had had in more than 20 years. He made a wish on the front foot and made him realize that it was impossible to realize that day.
Lin Nian was so angry that he yelled in his heart: Ah——!
Because he found that he might not be able to be 1, Lin didn't sleep well this night for a year, and Bian Yue hugged him for a long time.
He also said: "If it doesn't work today, it doesn't mean it won't work in the future, or it won't work all the time."
Lin Nian asked: "You still let me try?"
Bian Yue said generously: "Yes."
But Lin Nian was afraid that the more he tried, the more he would prove that he was really bad, so he started whining again, Bian Yue couldn't make it in time to follow Shun Mao, feeling helpless and laughing.
Lin Niannian: "You're still laughing!"
Bian Yue: "Alright, stop laughing."
Early the next morning, taking advantage of the morning, Lin Nian tried again, but it still didn't work, and he was extremely frustrated. Instead, Bian Yue was teased and asked him to help again. The contrast was so great that Lin Nian was completely lost.
Bian Yue could only continue coaxing.
Lin Nian said negatively while mourning: "If I can't do it in the future..."
Bian Yue didn't mention him, but instead said, "It doesn't matter, then we will be Plato."
Lin cracked for a year. "Ear Ba Wuling Hey Ba Liujiuling"
Who wants Plato, he just can't try, it's not that he can't.
Bian Yue continued to coax: "It's fine until the end."
Lin Nian didn't feel that he was comforted, but felt extremely uncomfortable, and his self-esteem was severely damaged.
Back at school, Lin Nian went straight to the school next door, found Meng Ran, and sat down in front of him.
Ever since Meng Ran knew that straight men began to digest internally, and he worked hard from morning to night and worked so hard, but he was still single until now, and now he is very buddhist.
Meng Ran didn't raise his head, and asked calmly, "What's the matter?"
Lin Nian opened his mouth and said, "Have you ever been a 1?"
Meng Ran was choked alive, raised his head and stared, he, 1?What cosmic joke?
Meng Ran pointed at himself and made a circle with his hands: "I, 0." Pure 0.
After a pause, Meng Ran said, "Why are you asking this? What's wrong?"
Lin Nian was bored for a while, his mouth didn't move, he muttered, and said quickly: "I want to do 1, I tried it, it doesn't work."
Meng Ran:? ? ? ?
Meng Ran digested for a while, put down the pen in his hand, crossed his arms over the table, and held Lin Niannian's hand, all excited: "Great, then we can be sisters in the future."
Lin Niannian: ...
Who wants to be your sister! ?
As if touching a hot potato, Lin Nian quickly pulled his hand out of Meng Ran's.
Meng Ran wanted to laugh when he thought about it, but he really laughed face to face.
Lin Nian stared: "Don't laugh, help me find a way."
Meng Ran couldn't even close the corner of his mouth: "You can't do 1, what can I do."
"If I have a way, I'll be 1 too."
Lin Nian looked at him: "Is there really no way?"
Meng Ran: "Actually, it's good to be 0, not tired, and comfortable..."
Lin Nian got up, turned around and left.
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