Beyond the accident

A few years ago, Bilian.com's control over articles was not strict, and the protagonists in the novels naturally had some affectionate behaviors when they were deeply in love. The author loved to write, and the readers also loved to read.

Han Peiyun’s previous works did not lack the content of this aspect. I felt tired of writing more types of texts, so I thought of ways to write in different ways. As a result, there were a lot of scenes of literary love and language love mentioned by Gu Jinghan. In order to write For such chapters, Han Peiyun also sneaked into the relevant forums to find out.

Saying no is really a lie to Gu Jinghan, Han Peiyun is not only good at it, he is almost an expert in literature and love.

After having lunch with Lili, Han Peiyun received a foreplay hint from Gu Jinghan: "I'm ready."

Considering that the computer keyboard is easier to use, Han Peiyun turned on Gu Jinghan's computer and logged into her own WeChat: "Started?"

Gu Jinghan asked the most important thing first: "Wait a minute, how is Lili doing today?"

Han Peiyun looked at Lili at this moment, the child met her gaze and smiled sweetly.

Han Peiyun smiled back at her, and typed on the keyboard: "It's good, I don't need an injection today, and I'm leaning on the bedside to read a book."

"not worried."

In the next second, there were three more words: "Let's get started."

Han Peiyun's left and right hands massaged each other's joints for a while. This is a ritual action she subconsciously completes every time she decides to have a big fight on the keyboard.

Typing quickly, and sending out a sentence: "Are you lying on the hotel bed now?"

"Yes."

"Dim the lights by the bedside."

After a few seconds, Gu Jinghan sent a photo, showing that the light at the head of the bed had been adjusted to the darkest.

"What do you do when posting photos?"

"That's not going to happen."

Han Peiyun deliberately teased her: "You like to post photos, take off your clothes, and take a selfie for me to see?"

The other party is typing...

I stopped typing, and it was displayed again, repeated several times, and finally received a message from Gu Jinghan: "Wait a minute."

Han Peiyun sent a few question marks, could it be... Just like asking her to take An Ge to take a bath when we first met, asking her to take off her clothes really meant stripping herself naked?

But the current relationship is not normal after all, if Gu Jinghan is really willing to leave, Han Peiyun is also willing to watch.

After a few more times, all the enthusiasm that had just been ignited was gone, and she urged: "Hurry up."

Gu Jinghan sent a little yellow face crying: "No, I tried several times, but this can't be shot, I can't do it."

"You just type honestly, love the text, build the artistic conception with words, and you are not allowed to post pictures."

Gu Jinghan made an OK gesture: "The lighting is just right, and the air conditioner is turned on to 26 degrees, which is a little hot."

"Have you taken a shower?"

"washed."

Han Peiyun officially entered the stage of flirting foreplay: "Come here and let me smell it,"

Now it was Gu Jinghan's turn to send a bunch of question marks: "Can you smell it?"

Han Peiyun was stunned, and quickly typed to ask: "Gu Jinghan, you don't have any imagination, so you have the nerve to love me?"

"...Should I say it?"

"You imagine that I'm by your side! If I want to smell it, you smell it! Do you understand?" Don't all the reference examples in the book be clearly stated?Gu Tizi's Chinese score was negative when he was a child, right?

"Then I'm here, come and smell me."

Han Peiyun thought for a while, and first made an agreement with Gu Jinghan: "If you want to play, just have fun. If you don't know how to read, it will be boring if you interrupt it."

Gu Jinghan said hello and entered the scene: "What did you smell?"

"..." Han Peiyun used an ellipsis instead of inhaling, "It's a faint fragrance of lavender."

Gu Jinghan rolled over on the bed, and corrected cheerfully: "It's wrong, I changed the perfume today, and the main note is jasmine."

Han Peiyun smiled with a little yellow face: "Are you still playing?"

"Play." Gu Jinghan returned the same expression, she couldn't get into the drama, this text love is not as interesting as imagined, but as long as she can chat with the crying bag, she is willing to cooperate.

"Lie down and let me kiss you."

"Lie down, where do you want to kiss?"

"I'm kissing your face." Han Peiyun typed, her throat rolling down unconsciously.

At the same time, Gu Jinghan from the other side of the ocean bit his lower lip and tapped the phone screen: "I want to kiss your lips."

"It's time for a kiss." After Han Peiyun finished posting, she noticed that her lips were slightly hot.

"Did you hear that I just brushed my teeth and it smells like lemon mint?"

Han Peiyun: "I heard it, let's kiss again."

Gu Jinghan took the initiative to ask: "The tip of my tongue has licked your canine teeth, do you feel it?"

Covering her hot face, Han Peiyun thought to scare her: "Then do you feel that I ate leeks at noon?"

Gu Jinghan's reply came very quickly: "I don't mind, you can kiss a little harder."

It's all right, Gu Tizi got on the road with a few words, without looking at the keyboard, Han Peiyun's hands beat uncontrollably: "I kissed your lips so red, didn't it hurt you?"

"It doesn't hurt. I want this corn to be broken. You should cooperate."

"I cooperated, but I broke the corn clean."

Gu Jinghan: "It's really different from corn. I only broke half of it, and I can't break it off."

Han Peiyun: "Because there are still flakes in the corn, it's been so cold these days."

"Okay, finally broke it clean, what's inside, do you want me to do it or break it yourself?"

"Don't just break my corn, break your own corn."

"You are dishonest. You haven't finished breaking your own, but you are about to break mine."

Seeing the text sent by Gu Jinghan, Han Peiyun clasped her hands together and dawdled twice, as if she really touched something soft and delicate. She closed her eyes, as if she could feel Gu Jinghan's breathing.

"Crying bag, you're breaking corn...I can't take it anymore."

"I feel it, look, what's on my fingertips."

"Don't look, it's too shameful." Gu Jinghan typed, his legs crossed unconsciously.

"I heard it, it was talking there."

"say what?"

"welcome."

"gab."

"It's true, so... Do you think I should agree to it?"

"Wait, I heard you talking there too."

Han Peiyun felt that Gu Tizi was learning his own routine, so he poured cold water on it: "No, it didn't."

Who knew that Gu Jinghan added some material to her routine: "I can feel it through a layer of cloth, and you still say no?"

Han Peiyun sat in front of the computer in a daze for a while, who did Gu Tizi learn this from?The two of them only did that one time, and they have never been in love with others before, so how do they know so much?

Before she had time to type, Gu Jinghan sent another sentence. Han Peiyun looked at it and was really surprised: "Do you like me to use the middle finger? Or the index finger and the middle finger?"

Han Peiyun choked speechlessly, the other end of the phone must not be her cold Gu Tiaozi: "Are you so coquettish?"

"Showing for you."

"???"

"I'm coming."

"???" Han Peiyun sat in front of the computer, staring at the chat interface on the screen, and clamped her legs suddenly.

"Tsk." Gu Jinghan only sent one emotional word.

"what?"

"It's tight."

Han Peiyun only felt a thunderbolt in her brain: "Who did you learn to talk to???"

Gu Jinghan felt innocent, she always said that in the short movies: "Isn't it right?"

"You continue." Han Peiyun waited to see what tricks she could come up with.

Gu Jinghan's reaction of disliking Han Peiyun in turn was unreasonable: "Why don't you uh?"

"You didn't moan a few times that night, and now you just came here and wanted me, huh?"

After sending it, I didn't receive a reply for half a minute.

Han Peiyun: "???"

Gu Jinghan: "Then I don't know how to pick it up, you should come."

This has to be put into reality, Gu Jinghan stopped the second he entered, and Han Peiyun could vomit blood for her.

"I'm not coming, I'm not interested."

"It's a good game, let's continue?"

Han Peiyun thought about it, and felt that Gu Jinghan's logic was quite weird, and asked, "I don't write it like that in my book, what is so tight, what is it eh? What did you read?"

"Nothing to see."

Han Peiyun wanted to say that she didn't believe it, but before she could, the news came again.

"I am going to sleep good night."

No, she could tell that Gu Tizi could say this by reading pornographic books or pornographic films.

This showy hoof is very old, and he has worked very hard to have intimacy with himself.

Han Peiyun decided to wait for her to come back and have a good talk. Books and movies with exaggerated plots should not be blindly read. There is no room for practical operation in reality. It is a good thing for Gu Tizi to be self-motivated for their future happy life. She is willing to hold hands and personally teach.

After spending the whole afternoon typing in front of the computer, Gu Jinghan fell asleep and was silent. Han Peiyun went to the kindergarten to pick up An Ge from school as usual when the time came.

The days are repeated every day, very ordinary, but since having Gu Tizi and Lili, Han Peiyun feels extremely contented.

When Han Ange arrived at the ward, he chatted with Lili for a while, then searched around, but couldn't find it, so he ran to ask his mother, "Mom! Where's my ipad?"

"Forgot to bring it here?" Han Peiyun swiped the touchpad on her notebook, scrolled through the comments received from readers under today's updated chapter, and then went to the background to check today's earnings, feeling very happy.

Aunt Wang helped An Ge look for it, but she couldn't find it: "No wonder I haven't seen you two watching cartoons these two days."

Han Ange said disappointedly: "A few days ago I was building blocks with Lili, but I really want to watch "Peppa Pig" today."

As he spoke, he snorted a few times, as if he was about to cry.

"Isn't there a computer here?" Han Peiyun handed over the computer and put it in front of the children, "I'll find it for you, take your time."

She clicked on an episode for her children to watch, and went to the kitchen to help Aunt Wang cook.

Each episode of Peppa Pinky's animation is 5 minutes long, and the commercial lasts for more than a minute. Han Ange watched two episodes and waited impatiently for the next commercial to pass.

Gu Zhili operated the touchpad not so skillfully: "Ah, I remembered."

My mother said that there is Peppa Pig in her computer. She rummaged through the icons on the desktop, and finally saw the familiar four words "Peppa Pig" in an unknown place.

Leaning in front of the screen with An Ge, he clicked on the folder.

There are more than a dozen videos in it, and the text below it looks like earthworms, neither of them can recognize it.

"Hurry up and turn on." Han Ange remembered that he could watch the video with two clicks, tried it, and it worked.

Han Peiyun came out with a pot of lettuce, and heard strange voices coming from the computer, ummm, the closer she got, the more she suspected that it was the kind of ummah that Gu Jinghan said.

Shouldn't "Peppa Pig" be called by a pig?

"What are you watching?" She told herself to hold her breath. After all, the cartoons were shown to the children by herself, so there could be no problems.

Han Ange looked up at her mother, picked up the computer, and turned the screen over.

"Mom, look, these two aunts are not wearing clothes."

The author has something to say:

writing makes my scalp numb

It's too hot, I'm serious

Everyone should remember to leave a message! ! ! !In order to send it out, I haven’t slept until now, woo woo woo

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