Roommates are not human

I was woken up by the pain, and I regretted it very much after waking up, and it was even better to faint.All the internal organs below the chest and above the buttocks are hurting, as if a hand is messing around in my stomach.With tears in my eyes, I could only see clearly the three heads surrounding me, struggling to ask, "How long have I been dizzy?"

These three people still look the same, I thought I only fainted for 3 minutes, but I didn't expect Xiao Yi to say that I fainted for 10 minutes.

I was scared to death and asked: "Three 10 minutes! Why don't you find 120!"

Little Yiguai took the bed curtain to wipe my sweat and said, "Forgot."

It seems that the popularization of their nine-year compulsory education still needs to be improved, and the call to the police should be deeply embedded in their DNA.

The new roommate frowned at me and asked in a deep voice, "What's wrong with you?"

Can I say that my stomach hurts from being scared by him?No, it's too embarrassing.So I said, "I want to shit."

Everyone was silent, so I had to change my words: "My stomach hurts too much. I don't know if I ate something wrong...I think it will be better if I squat in the toilet."

I wanted to get up, but I was pressed tightly by Xiao Jia. The black line at the junction of his wrist and forearm was exposed. I hurriedly pulled down the sleeve for him.

I don't understand why both roommates look nervously at the new roommate.The new roommate was silent for a while and suddenly put his hand on my stomach and asked, "Does it hurt here?"

"I don't know exactly where it is, it seems to be hurting all over." I was in so much pain right now that I didn't even bother to find out if he was human. It's still kind of awkward to have another man rub your belly.

"do not move."

The new roommate pressed my stomach with a little effort, and simply sat down on the edge of my bed, starting from the stomach and slowly descending.

At first I struggled seriously, but soon as his hand moved, the turmoil in my stomach seemed to be slowly calming down. I don’t know if it was the temperature of his hand or what, but my stomach was getting slightly hot. But the heat is comforting.I didn't say stop, and he didn't let go. Just now, my stomach hurt and numb, but now I realized that he wasn't massaging my stomach, but just put his hands on it lightly.

"Thank you, it doesn't hurt anymore."

As the inhuman pain passed, embarrassment followed. No matter how you look at this scene, it looks like an obstetrics and gynecology department.I straightened up like a fish and slid from his hand to sit up, and said with a dry smile, "Maybe I really ate something wrong, and it hurt for a while."

"It's okay." The new roommate withdrew his hand, his eyes still rolled over my stomach, and asked, "Do you still want to go to the bathroom now?"

"......good."

But in order to avoid embarrassment, I decided to squat in the pit and think about life for a while.

"If you have a stomachache in the future, you should tell me in time, this is a big deal!"

Xiao Yi leaned forward and hugged me again, wrapping her arms around me and itching on her own face.I broke out in shock and looked at my new roommate. He seemed to be paying attention to my stomach and didn't see the unusual length, so he hurriedly tore off Xiao Yi's hand and put it away.

"I used to have a stomach ache when I was a kid, it's fine."

The three of them blocked my way out, so I had no choice but to give up going to the toilet to escape my life, and asked my new roommate: "I haven't met yet, you helped me twice today."

The new roommate finally shifted interest from my belly back to my face, thinking.

"His name is Prince, right?" Xiao Yi said first, "We met in public class."

"Oh, this name is very advantageous hahaha." I even joked with my new roommate, saying: "Then you are from the Department of Marine Biology, aren't you the prince of the ocean?"

Xiao Jia, who had always been calm, nodded and said, "That's right."

Me: "Hahaha."

"My name is Li, I'm sleeping on top of you." The new roommate pointed to the upper bunk, looked at me and said seriously: "In the future, whenever you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me."

Me: "Okay... which word? Single name?"

"The fence of the fence." The new roommate was cool, and he brought a bag when he moved to the dormitory, and threw it on it, saying, "This is my family's name."

Xiao Yi hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes! I was joking with you just now! Ge Duo, are you feeling unwell? Tell us anything in the future!"

"Okay." I said solemnly.

"But I want to go to the bathroom now."

Xiao Yi and Xiao Jia got up and said nervously, "We will accompany you!"

For the time being, I don't have the habit of being watched and squatting in the pit, so I wondered: "This..."

"It's fine now, don't go."

Li was reading a book on the upper bunk, and Xiao Jia Xiaoyi changed his attitude with a single word.

"But remember to bring paper this time."

He smiled at me again, but this time with normal human teeth.

Sure enough... I was dazzled by squatting for a long time before?

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I don’t know if all men like to think in the toilet when they encounter troubles. One of our most popular pits even requires an appointment.It's 39:[-] in the morning, and I just finished handing over with my last buddy. If it wasn't for the dull pain in my stomach, I really wouldn't like to squat in the toilet alone in the middle of the night.

The last person wrote a lot of breakup testimonials on the wall, and the handwriting was still wet. It was too long, and I lost interest after reading it.I don't know what's going on recently, my stomach always hurts, but I can't get anything out of squatting.

"I'm sorry, buddy, I'm having a stomachache, you should leave immediately after you're done!"

The crackling next door didn't consider the feelings of the constipated person at all, and there was a refreshing signal in his tone.I pull up my pants, feeling heavy.

My roommates fell asleep as early as when I tossed and turned and couldn't meet Zhou Gong.Xiao Yi was as noisy as usual, not only turning over but also snoring. I was hit on the head by his tentacles that fell off the bed, and I closed my eyes and mentally built up for a while before I reluctantly carried a few tentacles back to the bed without any waves.He didn't notice that his real body was leaked, and he turned over and slept on his back, with a tentacle wrapping around my wrist gently and intimately.

Like a cat's tail, the slippery sticky feeling is lingering.I got goosebumps all over my back, thinking about the tentacle comics I've seen before, but it didn't help.My heart was complicated, and I gently stuffed it into the quilt and put it away. When I was about to go back to my bed, I seemed to kick something, it was soft.

I immediately froze in place, not looking forward to the gradually bright moonlight and the clear vision after adapting to the darkness... Nothing is more terrifying than seeing a roommate's arm on the floor of the dormitory in the middle of the night, right? !When I turned my head to look at Xiao Jia in the lower bunk, I could almost hear the sound of my neck turning. He didn’t seem to notice it, and he was still sleeping peacefully on his side. The exposed parts of his body were covered with black sutures. At first he said that It's a tattoo.

It’s not the first time I’ve seen it. I comforted myself, and after struggling for a while, I picked up the arm and put it next to Xiao Jia’s pillow—he likes to sleep on his side, because his arm will be numb when he presses it, so he just took it off when he was sleeping. Drop one.

It is known that Xiao Yi's real body is an octopus, but what about Xiao Jia?I am temporarily limited to the field of marine animals, and I think Xiao Jia may be a limbed creature.

I'm exhausted after arranging roommates with poor sleeping habits. If I wasn't worried about scaring Li, I could close my eyes and pretend I didn't see it.I don't know if Li is asleep or not, he is the quietest in the whole room.Our upper and lower bunks have inherited the centuries-old tradition. The wooden boards are all spliced ​​together by ourselves, and they creak when we move our body a little. But my new upper bunk only moved at the beginning, and the rest of the time There was no movement at all in the body, only the sound of grinding teeth from time to time.

Only humans grind their teeth, right?I couldn't hold back my curiosity, hesitated for a moment or stepped on my bed and stood up.But if I can predict what I'm about to see in a few minutes, even if I saw the bed or break my leg, I won't go up to see it.

The new roommate was normal, neither had tentacles nor part of his body removed, he was just awake and eating normally.

I rolled my eyes and felt dizzy. When I fell backward, it seemed that everything in front of me was processed in slow motion.Li turned his head with a surprised expression, sharp triangular jagged teeth, dark red blood on his lips, and... and a raw fish that was gnawed to pieces and only had a skeleton in his hand.

My roommates... are not human, after all.