Roommates are not human

Xiaoyi said that in recent years their hometown has not been peaceful, because humans have overfished and littered the seabed in a mess, and all kinds of creatures died, injured, and injured. It was hard to support a group of adult fish to increase knowledge and build infrastructure. This terrible bead was swallowed by me in one gulp.All human beings in the world also have my share. I seem to have committed a crime that can almost destroy the human race. I am really ashamed and speechless, so I can only assure him that I will hurry up and pull out this bead, so that they can quickly recuperate.

But this bead began to enter the youthful rebellious period after Li was transferred to our dormitory, or something, it ran around restlessly, disturbing my stomach, eating and vomiting, and even Li's comforting was restrained.I haven't written a note for three days because I can't eat, and it's almost like dying.

I grabbed my arm on the fence and asked, "When will it come out? I'm afraid that one day I'll explode and blow up the ground. You not only have to collect my body but also wipe the floor. How disgusting..."

Li seemed to have no choice but to rub my stomach non-stop, and said, "It should be soon, strange... I can already feel it... It's here!"

I am now focusing on protecting bombs, so our dormitory collectively stays behind closed doors, a mysterious group.Today, Xiao Jia went to the class alone, and turned on the voice to answer the questions for two people. Halfway through the class, he had to go to our department to teach for me.None of the three of us can fail another class this semester, and he has a heavy responsibility.Xiao Yi is obedient and caring, rubbing her legs to cover the quilt, and taking care of Xiao Xiaole...It’s really useful to have so many hands, I was dizzy from his huge tentacles waving in the air, so I hurriedly called stop.

"I want to go to the toilet!"

It suddenly hit the lower abdomen like a signal light, the three of us stopped in unison, and in the next second, my left and right arms were lifted up, and I appeared in the bathroom at high speed and short at the same time.

My internal organs felt as if they were being grabbed again, the pain was so painful that my whole body was almost out of my body, and I didn't even know which part was hurting.Now no one can tell how big the bead is, if it really looks like a basketball... I imagined the scene of blood flowing into a river behind me, anyway, I was sweating coldly.

I didn't care about how many gossips and romantic affairs would be caused in our building because of the anal fissure being sent to the ambulance, I grabbed the door and rushed to the anxious people outside and said weakly: "Xiaoyi, if I succeed today, I must Remember to call the first aid and report to the anorectal department!"

"It will be fine!" Xiao Yi said with tears in her eyes, "I hope Renzhu is safe!"

"Thank you..." I felt like I was going to faint, so I took the time to ask Li: "I haven't passed CET-[-] yet, do you have any special ability for me to pass?"

Li grabbed my hand and said sincerely, "I can help you find a job that doesn't require CET-[-]."

"Thank you, I can find it too. You don't understand, this is the obsession of our human college students." I withdrew my hand and closed the door, ready to do my big business.

Xiao Yi anxiously said: "We have been with you outside, don't worry, take your time."

I complied, and sat on a chair—they bought me one of those old pit stools, and tried to move my sphincter, but nothing happened.At this time, I should need a cigarette. I propped my head in a daze, and suddenly felt that the marathon of the bead in my stomach seemed to have stopped.

"How about it?"

Facing the bright and hopeful eyes of my roommates, I couldn't bear to say it, so I just shook my head.

"I think I'm really constipated."

Li came over and touched my stomach, and said, "It's still there."

"You haven't eaten anything recently, so it's normal if you can't solve it."

His hand was exuding that kind of comforting force again, and I consciously put down the stool and moved closer to him, saying: "It can't go on like this, why don't I go buy some laxatives."

Li said, "Farewell, your stomach will hurt even more after diarrhea..."

The door of the next room was knocked open, and the brother inside passed us numbly, whispering: "Dude, do a good job of expanding next time."

I:"?"

"Go back to rest first, I need to ask the elders in the Hui clan how to get it out quickly, it's not a solution if it hurts all the time." Li stared at my stomach and frowned, with a serious face, and asked Xiao Yi: "Help him buy something to eat. , I can’t feel the meat on my stomach.”

I originally thought he was worried about Zhuzi. After all, life is at stake. When I heard his words, I was completely moved and said with tears in my eyes: "If it's really not possible at that time, you can also keep the little one... I Parents' pension will be entrusted to you!"

"Bah, bah, bah!" Xiao Yi hurriedly transformed into a tentacle and slapped me on the head, saying, "Quickly hop three times!"

Where did I learn this in a mess...I jumped a few times with his hands on his arms, and felt the beads dangling in my stomach.

"Stop! Wait a minute!"

The feeling of nausea and want to vomit hit, I froze in place, and suddenly thought of a possibility.

"There are two exits on the human body, so is it possible for me to spit it out???"

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Now not only do you have to bring a bench when you go to the pit, but you have to hang a bucket on your head at any time even in the dormitory to strictly prevent and control escape.It happened that I was working on my graduation thesis in the dormitory during this time, so I simply didn’t even leave the gate of the dormitory building, the dormitory and the bathroom were on the same line.Bead hasn't moved much these two days, but I can feel that it is preparing to leave. It's hard to explain this feeling. I don't know if my mother felt this way when she was pregnant with me. I miss my mother.

Li went back and brought me a bunch of colorful pearls to play with the physical version of the puzzle, but I asked him to estimate the price and dared not touch it. I might get rich.

Xiao Jia cooks for me in different ways every day. To be honest, I have never eaten so many seafood that I have never seen before in my life. Oh yes, he is a crab. I saw him turning his hands into crab claws to cut fish.

Xiao Yi is now unscrupulously transformed into a real body, sitting on the top bunk can complete everything such as "want to drink water but the water bottle is below", "steal snacks on Xiao Jia's bed" and "touch my stomach", but the last item is often It ends with being slapped away.

I am used to sleeping in the same bed as Li. During this time, my sleep quality has improved by leaps and bounds, even during the day I feel a little lazy.

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Li said that it was today, but all three of them were called away by the department to participate in the sports meeting.He was very worried about me. Before leaving, he stuffed me with a conch, saying that if something happened, he could blow it and call their clansmen.

However, it is more troublesome for foreign fish to do nucleic acid here recently.This is equivalent to a military badge!I respectfully placed it on the table, and lay down on the bed to straighten my body. Although I felt that there was no movement in my stomach, I was also exercising and contracting my hip muscles and jaw at any time, so I was fully prepared.

Suddenly, there was an unbearable itching in the throat, and at the same time, the lower abdomen began to colic again.Every time I coughed, it seemed like it was killing me, my intestines twisted like it was running at double speed, I struggled to get up from the railing, coughing so loudly.

It’s okay to blow the conch, I dug out the wechat group of the four of us, and just put an exclamation point and sweated.

"Ahhh!!!"

A sneeze that nearly exploded my lungs also knocked off my phone, and I fell to the ground, slowly dropping my hand over my mouth.

The palm of the hand was full of splashed drops of blood.

I'm dizzy.