The devil is too popular

Edogawa Ranpo was picked up by the president when he was a teenager.He thinks that he grew up little by little after that, and the president is like a relative to him, a very important person.

In the same weather, he saw a little girl next to the mailbox where he used to be a messenger.

Really small, sitting quietly on the floor, wearing a linen skirt that is so stained that it can't be seen, it almost blends into the background.

Edogawa Ranpo didn't find her the first time he walked over, and after walking a few steps, he came back to look, and rubbed his eyes again to make sure he read it right.

Then he went to the convenience store and bought the most delicious rough snacks, using this as a bait, and brought her home.

"Really, really, Jie Ai is a very cute girl, there is no word that is more suitable for her than cute."

Although he is always a bit out of tune with the world because of his excessive intelligence, the only thing that is certain is that no matter how uninterested this famous detective seems to be in you, once he mentions his sister, he will start to talk about it endlessly.

"It's very quiet, grabbing the corner of your clothes and timidly following you like a puppy, it will lean over and sniff things you don't know - in fact, I used to lick them, but I'm afraid she will hurt your stomach, so I said I said 'No', and she really listened! Cute!"

"Then I'm not interested in things I'm not interested in, and I don't know how to do housework-but when I tell the hourly worker to go over, she will stay in bed obediently, so it doesn't matter."

"Hands and feet are small. I don't know if girls have to lose weight, but she is just right thin, and she is as beautiful as a doll. Even if it is displayed in a shop window, no one will doubt it!"

"...is that why you're dating your sister?"

Kunikida interrupted him feebly, and listened to the 27-year-old baby-faced famous detective talking about the benefits of his sister, but he should really be spared.

"And it's just to buy a mobile phone together, what kind of date is it?"

"Indeed." Luanbu puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction. It was because of these childish movements that he didn't look like an adult at all, and he was often confessed by high school students who came to entrust him.

"Jie Ai and I walked down the street hand in hand, bought crepes to eat, and took pictures—this is a date no matter how you think about it."

"Ah, that's fine." Kunikida refused to argue with him on this aspect, it would be endless, he changed the subject, "Speaking of mobile phones, I remember Miss Yuai had one before?"

"Well, yes, it was originally for calling me when I was scared when I was sleeping alone, but the two of us slept together, and the result was that the knot never called me once... I even learned how to sing a lullaby! "

"But it's broken."

"...broken?"

It was hard to imagine that she would damage what Ranpo sent, Kunikida frowned suspiciously.

"Ah, it's the leader." Luanbu still refuses to admit that Luo Hao is the brother-in-law of the knot, "It seems that he entered Lushan Mountain, and after being seen, he frowned and destroyed it without hesitation, and then returned There were several fights."

"[The elder brother is angry, he thinks that people in the world are weak today because of the invention of the steam engine] She said so."

Luanbu suppressed his voice and imitated Jie Ai's tone, and his explanation only made the people around him a little more stupid.

"...steam engine...?"

Kunikida couldn't believe it. Although he knew that the leader was old-fashioned, he really didn't expect to be so old-fashioned.

"I thought he at least knew there was electricity in this world...?"

"I just don't know." Luanbu said leisurely, "Then I taught Jie Ai how to use the phone, she should be having a good time now."

"...is there a signal on the moon?"

Kunikida looked up at Doppo, the red full moon was still hanging high, it was really hard to believe that the height could be affected by the communication company.

Even if she had a signal, she wouldn't pay the bill... He swallowed the thought silently.

"When I asked, Jie Ai said [I don't know if there is or not, but as long as I want it], it should be no problem."

"She seems to be able to moderately ignore the basic laws of physics with her momentum and mood."

"...This, like this."

Knowing where the godslayers were messing around again, Kunikida completely gave up entanglement on this point.

But in his heart, he couldn't help but feel extremely sincere sympathy for the people of the world who were being recklessly acted by seven godslayers in Yuai Edogawa's dream.

"Mobile phone...mobile phone."

Yuai Edogawa flicked the screen unskillfully, just as Ranpo expected, this girl who was unable to understand the charm of technology due to her blindness for more than ten years was captured in just a few minutes My impression also changed from 'cold rectangular metal block' to 'super-fun! ! !It feels like three or four world wars can be started for this! '

"The first thing is to register an account on social software... Well, the avatar is a selfie... No, my elder brother said how can a girl's face be seen casually, if there is a disciple... that's how it is read ?"

[If there are disciples who covet your face without authorization, don't hesitate to kill them on the spot. ]

The image of him majesticly declaring against the light came to mind.

"I don't think it's necessary to be so strict... But it's a little subtle... Ah, then use the picture of the moon as the profile picture!"

Thinking about it, she snapped a photo, but the red full moon looked like an ordinary celestial phenomenon on the ground, but when she was really in it, it was a piece of time flowing, staring at it for a few seconds, it would lose sanity, mysterious and Red where danger coexists.

If this avatar is really used and spread, it will definitely be included in the World Incredible Horror Picture Election.

"And then set a name? My name is...Edogawa..."

She pressed the keyboard unskillfully, and Jie Ai was not proficient in the small and fragile (she could hold it into a small iron ball with a strong grip) and fun mobile phone, and was worried that the screen would be broken if she was not careful.

"Yuai Edogawa...Ah! It's done!"

Obviously just registered an account, any female high school student of the same age can complete it without any effort.Compared with her previous great achievements in killing gods and the catastrophe that caused Yokohama just yesterday, they were nothing worth mentioning, but she smiled proudly.

"This is a little more difficult than the magic taught by the teacher... To turn the sky into night, you just need to say a spell, but it was so troublesome just now... Brother Ranbu can do that, and he said that everyone can do it. It's really amazing. "

She has completely unnecessary admiration for the people on Earth.

"correct."

A world-class crisis has been newly solved (although this crisis was brought about by the sister of a member of the detective agency), but in short, it is time for a holiday.Atsushi Nakajima has not yet broken free from yesterday's big scene. If I have to use a metaphor, it is like a student who just finished the college entrance examination. In theory, he can enjoy the holiday with peace of mind. can't sleep.

He was like this, lying on the bed yesterday with his eyes closed, as if there was a projector in his mind, constantly replaying the words of love in that room, the sudden night that filled the night, the battle meeting and so on.Suddenly remembered something, he couldn't help asking.

"A godslayer can gain power by killing a god... right?"

"Ah, yes, but the conditions are a bit harsh, and gang fights are prohibited. So I didn't get it when I married and defeated Poseidon." Luanbu replied.

"Huh—Atsu-kun? Are you almost at this age?" Osamu Dazai was hanging lightly, and almost put the smile written on his face "I'm going to make fun of you" close to him, and hugged him affectionately I touched his shoulder, "I understand, I understand? Just like the story of One Thousand and One Nights, the beautiful girl who is so beautiful tells you her adventure story, are you also moved?"

As Osamu Dazai said, he pressed his bandaged hand on Atsushi's chest through his clothes. His hand was so cold that Atsushi Nakajima shivered, his heart moved in a physical sense.

"Isn't it also like asking for love, and going to her world by myself, trying to challenge God?"

Osamu Dazai brought his cheeks closer, and looked at him with the tacit and secret smile of high school students sharing pornographic magazines.Atsushi Nakajima just laughed dryly.

"No no no that's still too..."

As he said, he still couldn't help substituting a delusion in his heart - after all, those things yesterday were really so handsome!There is no boy who does not dream of becoming a big devil who casually causes troubles for others—but if he speaks his mind, the position of the members of the Armed Detective Agency as the guardian of the city will be shaken, especially if it will attract Kunikida Sir, unnecessary anger and preaching, so it's better to restrain yourself.

Therefore, Atsushi Nakajima omitted his own feelings, just as if he was called by the teacher to stand up and read his answer while looking at the workbook, and expressed the result of his thinking in a very flat manner.

"I'm confident." Atsushi Nakajima said, "If the opponent is about ten times weaker than Ms. Yuai, I will die in the third minute of the battle."