The devil is too popular
Chapter 15 My chat partner is the devil?
She didn't mean to hide anything at all. After Heizi said that she was a junior high school student who loves basketball, she did not hesitate to reveal that she was "the only seven gods in the world who are worshiped and feared no matter where they are." My lord! ]fact.Although the stories she told are very interesting, but in order to enhance the effect of the atmosphere, I really hope that she puts the most important revealing part at the end.
Because those stories are really too real, and her character design, for example, her brother is a detective (the world's number one detective is ignored), and there is a big family Chinese brother The tyrant... Is it the young master of the extreme family?), squatting at home all day long, choosing to receive education from a tutor instead of school (as for saying that the teacher is the sexual transformation of the goddess of magic, Hecate, this point is ignored Bar).It was pretty out of touch with reality.
Therefore, abnormality and abnormality are superimposed, but it can be accepted well.
"...No. No matter how I think about it, I can't accept it."
Midorima Shintaro next to him pushed his glasses.
He reads a lot, not limited to classics, sometimes even light novels.It was he who was the first to break free from the agitation of his mind and point out the truth when Heizi's three views collapsed and he recounted the adventure story of Yuai Edogawa incoherently.
"If you want, you can read the novel called "Campione Godslayer!"."
That's what he said at the time.
"She should have used this as a template to replace the protagonist with herself, or as a superior substitute for the protagonist, and told you all the fanfiction she created as reality."
Now it is also Midorima who exposes the truth, he has always been the more rational one, Yuai Edogawa, although she is a girl who has never met and even interacts only with Kuroko's words, but her wanton behavior may make him quite disliked.
"The realistic character set she created, even if all the stories related to the godslayer are removed, it is not at all real."
"It is not very likely for a girl of this age to live alone. Although it is very good to be able to speak Italian and Chinese proficiently, it does not mean that she really has friendship with big figures from the two countries. Speaking of the number of beautiful boys in her stories Is it too much?"
"...to sum up the above."
Midorima swept up the leftover garbage in front of him.
"Heizi, you should have been deceived."
The atmosphere in the fast food restaurant was a bit stagnant for a moment, and Momoi smiled helplessly beside her. Obviously, she had already discovered the surprising degree of those characters, but she is the type who thinks it’s okay to lie on the Internet—since girls can be in real life. Use cosmetics to enhance your own charm, so what does it matter if you use fake people as cosmetics on the Internet and play with each other happily?
On the contrary, Kise was more embarrassed.His coat was somewhat stained by Coke, and he looked at the green room and the sunspots during the cleaning process.Kise, who is very good at interpersonal communication, and sometimes even criticized as smooth and frivolous, is the type who will never expose girls' lies.
But the person who finally broke the stagnant atmosphere was Heizi.
"I don't think Jie Ai has lied to me."
He said very calmly, not to argue, nor did he have the anger to defend someone, but to state the facts calmly.
"She doesn't need those personas to elevate herself in front of me."
"Even if there are no such characters, no, even if it is changed, Jie Ai becomes an ordinary high school student, and I become a big devil with only seven in the world. I should be the one to curry favor with her."
"?"
Midorima showed a puzzled expression, which would change depending on the occasion, "Is this person finally stupid? 'the meaning of.Heizi took the last sip of the vanilla milkshake, swallowed it, and continued talking.
"Because Jieai has a unique advantage that cannot be faked."
"...You mean?" Kise was affected by the atmosphere, and asked a little tremblingly.
"Face."
"what???"
This answer made the atmosphere extremely awkward, and Midorima's look at the fool became more obvious.Everyone in the Generation of Miracles has good looks, even if their personalities are a bit too personal, there are always girls who come to support every day.Kise, who has experience as a model, looked at Heizi with the loving eyes of a child, and taught him gently, "What about... Heizi? Do you know that there is something called ps in the world...?"
"Please don't take me for a fool."
Heizi said calmly.
"Also, that is definitely not the charm that technology can achieve. Even if you imagine it in your head, you can't imagine it."
"For example, if Kase-kun is good-looking, if you continue to work hard, you should be able to increase your popularity and appear on TV."
"Ahaha where..." Kise scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, triumphantly.
Obviously he got complacent too early.
"Then knot love is absolutely not on TV, because the moment her appearance is broadcast on a large scale, she will capture the hearts of everyone who sees her, and three hours later she will become the world's president."
"???"
After Heizi finished speaking, he nodded to everyone, packed up his bags and went home.In the fast food restaurant, the few people left were overwhelmed by the exaggeration of his words, and could only watch his not tall back go away.
"...Is he describing a new type of virus???"
After a long time, Midorima spit out a word.
"Aloha——I'm trying to greet you in the Hawaiian way, did you get it?"
Now, instead of using text messages on the screen, he greeted him with a cute voice that seemed to melt into the ear canal rather than the sound waves.
With the video chat function turned on, Jie Ai didn't know why the video to Heizi was always stuck, it was like communicating with another world, but she still tried her best to convey her cute side.
"I can hear you."
Heizi on the opposite side also nodded calmly. He raised one hand tentatively and waved it back and forth like a beckoning cat.
"I'm greeting you like an ordinary junior high school student in Japan."
"Huh... yeah."
Jie Ai smiled a little relaxedly. Although it is Hawaii, it would be too bad to wear a swimsuit while video chatting.She was wearing a bright tropical shirt and shorts, and she wore sunglasses on her head. Her skin was so exposed that she had no problem walking on the street.
Although she was dressed in a vibrant outfit, her skin was still so white that it looked like she hadn't seen the sun since she was born, so she looked more like a model posing for a photo at the beach than a beautiful girl on vacation at the beach.
Heizi's eyes paid attention to the background behind her, which was the endless golden sand beach, and he could still hear the sound of the waves even through the mobile phone with poor sound effects.
"...Is it really in Hawaii?"
He asked the girl who was sleeping at home yesterday.
"Oh, actually it shouldn't be, but it's easy to say, I don't know where Hawaii is. Is it the United States? Or the United Kingdom?"
Jie Ai answered him very frankly. Her lack of common sense really makes people want to give advice to her parents—that is, rather than one-on-one elite family education, what she needs more is to be in the classroom of thousands of people. In school, I slowly replenished the knowledge needed to survive as a human being.
"By the way, I'm in Italy right now!"
"...so."
Hei Zizhe also tried to find out the authenticity of her words from the background. Although Jie Ai would not be particularly deceptive, due to her secondary illness and lack of common sense, there is a high possibility of talking nonsense.But the beaches all over the world are similar. He looked over, but couldn't tell whether it was Japan or Italy.
The point is the most important reference, the blond foreigners who should exist in Italy do not exist ...
"Why is Jieai the only one here?"
"Because I booked the venue!"
Hearty, because there is no trace of hesitation, not even the meaning of showing off, very ordinary words.Because it is so natural, it makes people dumbfounded.
The beautiful girl on the screen smiled with one hand on her hip than the V-shaped hand. "No matter how you say it, I'm still a girl. Although I think it's fine as long as I don't show my face and give out benefits properly. My charm should shine on the whole world! ——But my brother seems to have some opinions."
"...For example?" Heizi belatedly recalled that the 'elder brother' who made love usually refers to her righteous brother, the young master from China, who seems to have a bit of a relationship with the gangster.
Could it be some beach shootout or something...?
"It's like saying that there is a difference between men and women, and that it hurts the name. They are all things that old people would say hundreds of years ago... The good thing is that my brother never uses those to restrain me."
Jie Ai turned her head slightly and thought, "But the disadvantage is that he will use it to restrain others. If my elder brother knows that my arm has been seen by other people, he should sink the whole Sardinia."
"So Italy has urgently cleared the venue and let me use it alone—"
"Well, that's how it is. If it wasn't for Jie Ai, I would have taken it as a lie."
Both the reason and the process were too unexpected, and Heizi was so shocked that he even omitted the punctuation marks.
But no matter what, it is true that at least the entire stretch of beach seen from now on has only one person, Jie Ai.
In short, if you understand it in a way that normal people can understand, it should be that the brother-in-law who is in love is more rigid in thinking, thinking that men and women are not close to each other (these words just come to mind and give people a sense of age, which is really true. Is this something Yi-brother should think about? This is actually what Yi-grandpa should think about?) Therefore, the process of requesting the official to clear the court for love-making may not be very peaceful.
"..."
"Why don't you speak?"
"Because it's too powerful, I'm organizing the language."
"so."
Jie Ai laughed, and she should have considered the possibility that she deliberately said that she wanted to see Heizi's expression shaken.Not trying to show off - like you wouldn't show off 'I ate dinner yesterday! 'Similarly, this is also a very common thing for Jieai - she just wants to see how Heizi shakes.
Although satisfying her wishes is good, Kuroko Tetsuya has always positioned himself as a boring ordinary person, and Edogawa Yuai is a super beautiful girl who can contribute to the peace of the whole world with a smile. If he Being able to make her feel happy in getting along is also a very good thing for Heizi himself.
...But if he is led away like this, for some reason, he also wants to fight back.
Heizi reflected in his heart whether his recent aggressiveness was a bit too strong, but on the lips, he grasped a point in her words very keenly.
"...You said you were in Sardinia now?"
"That's right. Italy, Sardinia, the place where the God of War appeared in "Campione Godslayer!"!" Jie Ai confirmed his words with a smile.
"..."
"Then you... no, what is your plan?" Heizi asked hesitantly.
"Of course, use the magic taught by the teacher to summon the military god Veleslana here, let's have a happy fight!"
"..."
"Huh, Heizi? Why are you banging your head against the wall with a calm face?"
"It's nothing, I just regret that I exposed that book to you, which caused you to skip class on weekdays, come to Italy temporarily and cause big troubles to the local government and residents. I am taking the responsibility I should bear That's all."
"Hey hey, you're clearly talking about the reason why you hit the wall, but it's so detailed that it's almost as if you're blaming me, Heizi, you're so funny!"
Because those stories are really too real, and her character design, for example, her brother is a detective (the world's number one detective is ignored), and there is a big family Chinese brother The tyrant... Is it the young master of the extreme family?), squatting at home all day long, choosing to receive education from a tutor instead of school (as for saying that the teacher is the sexual transformation of the goddess of magic, Hecate, this point is ignored Bar).It was pretty out of touch with reality.
Therefore, abnormality and abnormality are superimposed, but it can be accepted well.
"...No. No matter how I think about it, I can't accept it."
Midorima Shintaro next to him pushed his glasses.
He reads a lot, not limited to classics, sometimes even light novels.It was he who was the first to break free from the agitation of his mind and point out the truth when Heizi's three views collapsed and he recounted the adventure story of Yuai Edogawa incoherently.
"If you want, you can read the novel called "Campione Godslayer!"."
That's what he said at the time.
"She should have used this as a template to replace the protagonist with herself, or as a superior substitute for the protagonist, and told you all the fanfiction she created as reality."
Now it is also Midorima who exposes the truth, he has always been the more rational one, Yuai Edogawa, although she is a girl who has never met and even interacts only with Kuroko's words, but her wanton behavior may make him quite disliked.
"The realistic character set she created, even if all the stories related to the godslayer are removed, it is not at all real."
"It is not very likely for a girl of this age to live alone. Although it is very good to be able to speak Italian and Chinese proficiently, it does not mean that she really has friendship with big figures from the two countries. Speaking of the number of beautiful boys in her stories Is it too much?"
"...to sum up the above."
Midorima swept up the leftover garbage in front of him.
"Heizi, you should have been deceived."
The atmosphere in the fast food restaurant was a bit stagnant for a moment, and Momoi smiled helplessly beside her. Obviously, she had already discovered the surprising degree of those characters, but she is the type who thinks it’s okay to lie on the Internet—since girls can be in real life. Use cosmetics to enhance your own charm, so what does it matter if you use fake people as cosmetics on the Internet and play with each other happily?
On the contrary, Kise was more embarrassed.His coat was somewhat stained by Coke, and he looked at the green room and the sunspots during the cleaning process.Kise, who is very good at interpersonal communication, and sometimes even criticized as smooth and frivolous, is the type who will never expose girls' lies.
But the person who finally broke the stagnant atmosphere was Heizi.
"I don't think Jie Ai has lied to me."
He said very calmly, not to argue, nor did he have the anger to defend someone, but to state the facts calmly.
"She doesn't need those personas to elevate herself in front of me."
"Even if there are no such characters, no, even if it is changed, Jie Ai becomes an ordinary high school student, and I become a big devil with only seven in the world. I should be the one to curry favor with her."
"?"
Midorima showed a puzzled expression, which would change depending on the occasion, "Is this person finally stupid? 'the meaning of.Heizi took the last sip of the vanilla milkshake, swallowed it, and continued talking.
"Because Jieai has a unique advantage that cannot be faked."
"...You mean?" Kise was affected by the atmosphere, and asked a little tremblingly.
"Face."
"what???"
This answer made the atmosphere extremely awkward, and Midorima's look at the fool became more obvious.Everyone in the Generation of Miracles has good looks, even if their personalities are a bit too personal, there are always girls who come to support every day.Kise, who has experience as a model, looked at Heizi with the loving eyes of a child, and taught him gently, "What about... Heizi? Do you know that there is something called ps in the world...?"
"Please don't take me for a fool."
Heizi said calmly.
"Also, that is definitely not the charm that technology can achieve. Even if you imagine it in your head, you can't imagine it."
"For example, if Kase-kun is good-looking, if you continue to work hard, you should be able to increase your popularity and appear on TV."
"Ahaha where..." Kise scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, triumphantly.
Obviously he got complacent too early.
"Then knot love is absolutely not on TV, because the moment her appearance is broadcast on a large scale, she will capture the hearts of everyone who sees her, and three hours later she will become the world's president."
"???"
After Heizi finished speaking, he nodded to everyone, packed up his bags and went home.In the fast food restaurant, the few people left were overwhelmed by the exaggeration of his words, and could only watch his not tall back go away.
"...Is he describing a new type of virus???"
After a long time, Midorima spit out a word.
"Aloha——I'm trying to greet you in the Hawaiian way, did you get it?"
Now, instead of using text messages on the screen, he greeted him with a cute voice that seemed to melt into the ear canal rather than the sound waves.
With the video chat function turned on, Jie Ai didn't know why the video to Heizi was always stuck, it was like communicating with another world, but she still tried her best to convey her cute side.
"I can hear you."
Heizi on the opposite side also nodded calmly. He raised one hand tentatively and waved it back and forth like a beckoning cat.
"I'm greeting you like an ordinary junior high school student in Japan."
"Huh... yeah."
Jie Ai smiled a little relaxedly. Although it is Hawaii, it would be too bad to wear a swimsuit while video chatting.She was wearing a bright tropical shirt and shorts, and she wore sunglasses on her head. Her skin was so exposed that she had no problem walking on the street.
Although she was dressed in a vibrant outfit, her skin was still so white that it looked like she hadn't seen the sun since she was born, so she looked more like a model posing for a photo at the beach than a beautiful girl on vacation at the beach.
Heizi's eyes paid attention to the background behind her, which was the endless golden sand beach, and he could still hear the sound of the waves even through the mobile phone with poor sound effects.
"...Is it really in Hawaii?"
He asked the girl who was sleeping at home yesterday.
"Oh, actually it shouldn't be, but it's easy to say, I don't know where Hawaii is. Is it the United States? Or the United Kingdom?"
Jie Ai answered him very frankly. Her lack of common sense really makes people want to give advice to her parents—that is, rather than one-on-one elite family education, what she needs more is to be in the classroom of thousands of people. In school, I slowly replenished the knowledge needed to survive as a human being.
"By the way, I'm in Italy right now!"
"...so."
Hei Zizhe also tried to find out the authenticity of her words from the background. Although Jie Ai would not be particularly deceptive, due to her secondary illness and lack of common sense, there is a high possibility of talking nonsense.But the beaches all over the world are similar. He looked over, but couldn't tell whether it was Japan or Italy.
The point is the most important reference, the blond foreigners who should exist in Italy do not exist ...
"Why is Jieai the only one here?"
"Because I booked the venue!"
Hearty, because there is no trace of hesitation, not even the meaning of showing off, very ordinary words.Because it is so natural, it makes people dumbfounded.
The beautiful girl on the screen smiled with one hand on her hip than the V-shaped hand. "No matter how you say it, I'm still a girl. Although I think it's fine as long as I don't show my face and give out benefits properly. My charm should shine on the whole world! ——But my brother seems to have some opinions."
"...For example?" Heizi belatedly recalled that the 'elder brother' who made love usually refers to her righteous brother, the young master from China, who seems to have a bit of a relationship with the gangster.
Could it be some beach shootout or something...?
"It's like saying that there is a difference between men and women, and that it hurts the name. They are all things that old people would say hundreds of years ago... The good thing is that my brother never uses those to restrain me."
Jie Ai turned her head slightly and thought, "But the disadvantage is that he will use it to restrain others. If my elder brother knows that my arm has been seen by other people, he should sink the whole Sardinia."
"So Italy has urgently cleared the venue and let me use it alone—"
"Well, that's how it is. If it wasn't for Jie Ai, I would have taken it as a lie."
Both the reason and the process were too unexpected, and Heizi was so shocked that he even omitted the punctuation marks.
But no matter what, it is true that at least the entire stretch of beach seen from now on has only one person, Jie Ai.
In short, if you understand it in a way that normal people can understand, it should be that the brother-in-law who is in love is more rigid in thinking, thinking that men and women are not close to each other (these words just come to mind and give people a sense of age, which is really true. Is this something Yi-brother should think about? This is actually what Yi-grandpa should think about?) Therefore, the process of requesting the official to clear the court for love-making may not be very peaceful.
"..."
"Why don't you speak?"
"Because it's too powerful, I'm organizing the language."
"so."
Jie Ai laughed, and she should have considered the possibility that she deliberately said that she wanted to see Heizi's expression shaken.Not trying to show off - like you wouldn't show off 'I ate dinner yesterday! 'Similarly, this is also a very common thing for Jieai - she just wants to see how Heizi shakes.
Although satisfying her wishes is good, Kuroko Tetsuya has always positioned himself as a boring ordinary person, and Edogawa Yuai is a super beautiful girl who can contribute to the peace of the whole world with a smile. If he Being able to make her feel happy in getting along is also a very good thing for Heizi himself.
...But if he is led away like this, for some reason, he also wants to fight back.
Heizi reflected in his heart whether his recent aggressiveness was a bit too strong, but on the lips, he grasped a point in her words very keenly.
"...You said you were in Sardinia now?"
"That's right. Italy, Sardinia, the place where the God of War appeared in "Campione Godslayer!"!" Jie Ai confirmed his words with a smile.
"..."
"Then you... no, what is your plan?" Heizi asked hesitantly.
"Of course, use the magic taught by the teacher to summon the military god Veleslana here, let's have a happy fight!"
"..."
"Huh, Heizi? Why are you banging your head against the wall with a calm face?"
"It's nothing, I just regret that I exposed that book to you, which caused you to skip class on weekdays, come to Italy temporarily and cause big troubles to the local government and residents. I am taking the responsibility I should bear That's all."
"Hey hey, you're clearly talking about the reason why you hit the wall, but it's so detailed that it's almost as if you're blaming me, Heizi, you're so funny!"
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