The heroine of the fighting faction is the strongest

"Ah Choo!" Dongfang Xueji covered his mouth and sneezed loudly.

Beside her, a certain person has been fighting for hegemony (this is the name Xue Ji gave this battle, and the two-faced Su Nuo just snorted proudly to show that he doesn't mind)" with Gong Jie failed. The uncle, who was in a state of displeasure, let out a mocking sound of unknown meaning: "Sick? What a weak human being."

"It's so mean, Su Nuo. My ability to sneeze means that someone misses me," Dongfang Xueji said, "I heard from Teacher Wutiao that Su Nuo seemed to be a human being at the beginning, right? But it turned out to be like this now. "

"Are you so interested in my uncle's past?" The two-faced Su Nuo successfully misunderstood the meaning of Xue Ji's words by virtue of his poor EQ: "It seems that you are not such a boring woman, but you can tell me from his mouth What answer did you get?"

Dongfang Xueji didn't bother with the previous topic, she chatted according to the other party's words one after another - the result was that the two-faced Su Nuo couldn't get a reply for a long time, and the fire started to rise again, making Weber feel nervous, Xue Ji said: "Then if I ask Su Nuo, will Su Nuo say it?"

The two-faced Su Nuo's tone was not kind: "Why does my uncle pay attention to you when you ask such a dishonest question?"

If, as a curse spirit, he loves reading human books as much as a real person, he will definitely know a story about a fisherman and a demon in a bottle—because his current mentality is similar to that of a demon that has been imprisoned in a bottle for hundreds of years. In the same way, the longer the waiting time, the more restless their hearts would be, so that they would not even think about the fact that neither Dongfang Xueji nor the unlucky fisherman in the story had their obligation to respond to them.

But two-faced Su Nuo's hobby is not reading. For thousands of years, the only thing he can call a hobby is being in a daze, which also makes him more self-centered.So after he found that Dongfang Xueji didn't speak again, he could reach out and press the girl's head rudely: "Are you dumb?"

Dongfang Xueji dodged deftly, with her hands behind her back, squinting at the cursed king: "Anyway, you don't need to ask me to know, no matter whether you were human or not, the two-faced Su Nuo will be a powerful and arrogant..."

Qiangqiang is right, and arrogance is not wrong - for this uncle, arrogance is not a derogatory term, so the corners of his mouth can hardly maintain a disgusted expression, but are slightly raised.

"... a very rude guy!" Dongfang Xueji finally made a final decision.

Two-faced Su Nuo: "—Huh? Do you want to die?"

For Dongfang Xueji and Liangmian Sunuo, this kind of interaction can be regarded as being forced to step on a tightrope within a safe range-if possible, both of them have a personality that tends to fight and win or lose. .But in this dungeon called the Fourth Holy Grail War by the system, both of them were forced to choose a "peaceful" way of getting along.

It is only physically peaceful, and it is impossible to be peaceful verbally.

Dongfang Xueji was very annoying at first, but later he felt that it was better to coax the old man for the sake of clean ears. As a result, until now, the two-faced Su Nuo was in a state of quarreling among elementary school students, and Dongfang Xueji felt that he had regained the fun of childhood. What's the matter with quarreling, quarreling makes the brain more flexible and smarter!

——Although the external performance is very intellectual.

From the perspective of Weber and Iskandar who followed behind them, this picture is another style.The two-faced Su Nuo and the golden glittering unknown king did not really fight. Iskandar seemed to be more disappointed than the two parties involved. He beat his chest and said, "I actually missed the battle between the two heroes!"

Weber: "...you should have seen a lot of battles, right?" What's missing this time?What on earth are you here for?Are you here to fight or to watch?

Iskandar stroked his short, messy beard: "That's different, it's a battle between kings. This two-faced Mr. Su Nuo is amazing."

That's amazing...that's really amazing, and Weber thought of the illusion he called "Birth Realm" - the strong smell of blood, the darkness that hit his face, he still feels terrified when he thinks about it now: not only It was because the other party killed people like hemp, and because he was able to release the treasure so easily.

Although the other party didn't say it clearly, based on Weber's understanding of the Caster class, he was convinced that this was the Noble Phantasm of the Servant-Two-faced Su Nuo!

However, after the battle, the opponent's "greatness" seems to be a question mark.

First of all, Dongfang Xueji didn't even use the command spell when the treasure was opened, so he calmed him down!

Then the two started again... very suspicious bickering! ——You should take a look at the occasion!This isn't just a small kitchen just the two of you!

Weber felt that he was divided. On the one hand, he knew that the heroic spirit known as the King of Curses was very dangerous, but on the other hand, Weber couldn't bear the face of the "big boy next door" shown by the other party in front of his ally Dongfang Xueji. Live full of complaints.

Seeing Weber's troubled appearance, Iskandar, who seemed rough but actually possessed extraordinary wisdom, laughed heartily: "You boy, what are you struggling with!"

Wei Bo sounded like a mosquito: "...By the way, your title is the King of Conquerors, right?"

Iskandar: "Huh? Uh, what do you want to ask?"

Webber: "So, you must have conquered a lot of places, a lot of people, right?"

"Of course!" Iskandar said dissatisfiedly: "Don't hesitate, you don't look straightforward! Say what you say first, boy!"

You asked me to say it straight!Wei Bo closed his eyes, and boldly shouted: "Then, have you ever... been married!"

Iskandar: "Oh! You're asking this!" He leaned over to Weber, "Boy, you're at this age too!"

What at this age!Look what bullshit you're talking about!Weber's face was flushed red, but he couldn't say that it was because he saw another pair of Master and Servant's strange way of getting along with each other, so he was curious about academic research!

He had a premonition that to be honest, he would definitely die a miserable death!

Fortunately, Iskandar is a good king who doesn't like to hide his secrets!Seeing that Weber was in such distress, he no longer pressed questions, but fell into memory: "In terms of marriage, I married Princess Statira, the daughter of King Darius of Persia, and my best friend Hephaistion married Princess Statila. Princess Statila's younger sister, Princess Delibitis, ah, Hephaestion and I, those were really golden years..."

No, let you recall your marriage, what do you recall your best friends for?Wei Bo asked a straight man's question, he skipped the question, and continued to ask in a low voice: "Then, what I want to ask, as the emperor, do you feel that when you are with a woman, you will be more... relaxed? Pleasant? In short More like a normal person? More petite... oh I mean, real temperament?"

"Huh? Let me think about it," Iskandar passed his ears cooperatively (and because his shoulders were too broad, Weber was almost knocked into the air), and the two whispered, "Almost, no matter how heroic A man like this must be relaxed when he spends intimate time with his lover, right? A man who also shows the so-called majesty and masculinity in front of his lover is the most stupid man in the world! Ah, with Hephaes The time when Tion is together is equally interesting, no, in front of Princess Statilla, I still have to act like a husband; when Hephaestion is together, I can throw away all the shackles."

Weber: Start again!Let's talk about friends again!

Finally, Iskandar broke away from his memories—he thought of Hephaestion, Bagoas, the countless years of fighting, and his time from childhood to youth to youth, the best time he had ever had years, but in the end he returned all the good things to this world one by one. On the day he lost Hephaistion, he felt that part of himself died too. These good or bad memories mixed together constituted his life. His life brought tears to his eyes.

So he told Weber seriously: "Weber, you are still young, but you must remember to live a life that you will not regret!"

Weber: "Huh? Oh..."

Iskandar: "Up to now, I miss my past with a calm attitude, but without any guilt or guilty conscience, this is my life! This is how I spend my life! Weber, if you die If you can think this way, it means that you have lived a very good life!"

"Ahh! I'm still young, don't think about the time when I die so quickly!" Wei Bo had already forgotten his original question, and he was completely misled: "Say a few auspicious words!"

"Hahahaha!" Iskandar laughed happily: "People will always die!"

The two people in the back made such a fuss, even Su Nuo and Xue Ji pretended not to hear it.

Dongfang Xueji: "Ah, Weber would ask this kind of question, could it be that he has a girl he likes?"

Two-faced Su Nuo: "Huh? This silly boy? Chih—"

Dongfang Xueji was used to the way of thinking that his first reaction was to belittle anyone he saw, so he just said softly, "Okay, how can this be considered stupid?"

"The relationship between a man and a woman is from love to courtesy, isn't it beautiful?"

Good shit!The two-faced Su Nuo thinks of the ugly and despicable side of human beings in the face of desire-men are just fine, women are more impatient and artificial, and there is only tender skin and flesh that can be eaten, and there is nothing else to recommend.

Two-faced Su Nuo didn't bother to say it - he didn't bother to scare a little girl like Dongfang Xueji, let alone he probably wouldn't be able to scare this woman!

Knotweed Yuren once heard his laughter, and his spirit was greatly stimulated, thinking that his laughter was a curse; Dongfang Xueji also heard his laughter, but he poked him over and over again and asked: "Can you perform that again?" "That's it, Su Nuo's signature hell laugh, can you perform it again?" "I want to record it. Mr. Huzhang said that Mr. Wutiao would stay in bed. I want to make your hell Laughter as a ringtone, okay?"

Two-faced Su Nuo gets so angry when he thinks about it!

He actually used his laughter as a ringtone!In fact, as a ringtone for other men!

Does this woman look down on him! ! !

He can't ask yet!To ask is to humiliate yourself!

So he just changed the subject: "That group of people are still following you, do you feel it?"

It's so blunt... Dongfang Xueji trotted for two steps, she jumped up and down, lightly like a bird, she was very natural, like walking on the street in Ikebukuro, surrounded by good friends who went shopping together: "Always It’s here, but just now, the group of Weber’s teacher left.”

Two-faced Nuo: "But your 'new friend''s husband is still there."

"Don't be so eccentric," Xue Ji said, "Of course I am good friends with Ai Li and Artoria. What happened before was just a misunderstanding. Is Ai Li's husband still following me? That's right, we I want to ask him to meet up later."

Su Nuo on both sides narrowed his eyes: "How do you want to ask him out?"

Xue Ji said: "I want to send him a letter, but I don't know how to send it to him. Can you send a letter?"

Su Nuo wanted to choose an answer between "Do you dare to order me?" and "Why should I help you?", but what he finally said was: "...Yes."

"Don't underestimate me, you woman."

So, 5 minutes later, Emiya Kiritsugu received an ominous piece of paper with incantations printed on it, which read:

"Mr. Emiya, hello,

I'm Dongfang Xueji, that's it, I heard from Aili about your lofty ideals, which caused me to doubt the rationality of this war—if possible, I don't want to participate in a battle about the omnipotent wish machine war.

But I'm equally responsible for keeping the Grail from the villains.

If possible, I hope you can come to the XXX cafe tomorrow, and we will talk about our views on this war in detail.

Sincerely, Dongfang Xueji"

This was a rather polite and cautious letter, Emiya Kiritsugu raised his eyebrows.

He looked at Dongfang Xueji and his followers who had been "laughing and joking" with his followers who had been under his surveillance...

Well, let him meet this woman.

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"Ahei! Ahei! Ahei!"

As if realizing that he was being watched, Dongfang Xueji sneezed three times in succession.

Two-faced Su Nuo was very interested: "So, are you going to say that someone misses you again?"

Dongfang Xueji said stubbornly: "Someone must miss me! I have been missing for two days, and Su Nuo has not sneezed until now, which means that no one misses you!"

Two-faced Su Nuo: "... Huh?"

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The author has something to say:

Su Nuo on both sides: "... Limei, you can figure it out."

Rime: "???"

#Suddenly, Rimei understood Yidichi's mood#

感谢在2021-01-1922:54:37~2021-01-2015:37:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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