Strange Tales: The Yin-Yang Celestial Master

"My lord, these are the list of wanted warrants that need to be issued, please take a look."

Wearing a bright red official uniform, the punishment officer put a stack of thick papers on the desk of Hades.

The female Hades looked up and saw the documents piled up higher than she was sitting on. She suddenly felt a headache and frowned, "There are so many again?"

"I can't help it, everything is not peaceful now, and the turmoil in the Three Realms seems to have affected the human world." The judge said with a bitter face, "These are already streamlined."

"..." Female Hades had no choice but to quickly hand over the previously processed documents to him, "These are for the bull-headed horse face." Then she took out a few more, "These are for black and white impermanence."

The Department of Punishment saw that the letters "a" or "s" were drawn in bright red on the titles of several wanted warrants that were taken out separately. He couldn't help sticking out his tongue and couldn't help saying: "Yesterday I met Mr. Bai." , He also complained to me that he always worked overtime during this period, and the wages could not be paid, and if this continues, he can only fish for the devil fish in the Nai River."

The female Hades rolled her eyelids and looked at him, "Xiaobai asked you to intercede for them again, right?"

The judge shrank his neck, not daring to answer, and secretly glanced at Si Shangshan, who was at the side, asking for help.After being discovered by the female Hades, she turned her head and stared at the green-clothed Shang Shansi behind her, "You also participate?"

Shang Shansi hurriedly shook his head, and left himself out very disrespectfully, and even betrayed his partner shamelessly: "I saw with my own eyes that Master Bai bribed him with stinky tofu strings from the world!"

"..." Punishmenti desperately tried to hide himself as thick as a hill, and secretly ground his teeth in his mouth: "Well, you have a big face, obviously you also have a share in eating stinky tofu!"

The female Hades snorted coldly, "Where did the two of them go out to work hard? Don't think I don't know, it's just eating and drinking around with public funds! He is the most sneaky and slippery in the whole hell, why can't he learn the work of the bull's head and horse noodles?" Attitude, although he is not very capable, but he is very serious!" She babbled endlessly, and in a blink of an eye, she added a few red-headed documents to Black and White Wuchang, and confessed to punish the criminal, "Next time he asks you to help, tell him If you have the ability to take a vacation for a salary increase, tell me yourself!" After thinking about it for a while, he still didn't feel relieved, and added: "However, you tell him not to come to see me until the task is completed!"

"Yes yes yes." The black-faced judge nodded hastily.

At this moment, the little ghost outside the palace of the King of Hell ran in scrambling again——

"My lord! That Luo Lang is here again!!!"

Female Yama's eyelids twitched, and she rolled her eyes, "I said why I'm restless today, so it's that psycho again!"

"Who are you calling crazy?" As soon as the words fell, he heard Luo Lang's questioning, and walked into the hall while raising his voice.

Even the steel-framed female Hades felt chilled when she was caught at the scene, but fortunately she was thick-skinned, and immediately pointed at the two innocent judges, saying with a blank expression: "Tell them two! They are so stupid! !"

Division of Rewarding Good & Punishment of Evil: ...

Luo Lang glanced at the expressions of the two of them and guessed probably, but he is in a good mood now, so he doesn't intend to fuss with women.

The female Hades tried her best to pull out a smile, gritted her teeth and asked him, "Master Luo, why did you come here again not long after you left?"

She Jingbing pulled out a young man from behind and put him in front, "Shall I bring him to reincarnate?"

The female Hades raised her eyebrows high, okay, now she even came to give one away, "Who is he?"

"It's the one I checked before."

"It turned out to be him—" the female Hades gave a meaningful "Oh", and her eyes fell on Qi Buyang, looking at him with great interest.She remembers this name, the last descendant of the family of heavenly masters, the book of life and death stated that he died at a young age, and thought that the Qi family should be extinct in this generation. She personally signed the "consent" report for the supervisory report, but who knew that Luo Lang would come out halfway and abruptly save Qi Buyang, and now he would actually grow into a complete soul, which was really beyond her expectation .

Qi Buyang saluted her respectfully.In the eyes of their celestial masters, Hades is in charge of life and death, but their immediate superiors are much more important than gods.He just didn't expect that the legendary Hades was actually a girl.

The female King of Hades expressed her satisfaction, and finally a polite one came.

"You two," Luo Lang pointed unceremoniously at the two judges who rewarded the good and punished the evil, "give him a good sentence, and arrange a good family for him in the next life." After thinking about it, he said to the judge, "You No need, he has never killed a chicken in his life, so you are not allowed to judge blindly."

"..." The judge held up his pen at a loss, and didn't even have a chance to intervene in protest.

Luo Lang's wishful thinking was in full swing. He was going to let Qi Buyang reincarnate so that he could have a new body. As for the problem of losing his memory after reincarnation, he had also thought about it. When he crossed the Naihe Bridge, he personally sent Qi Buyang there. He drank Mengpo soup, and when he was born in the next life, he would find him and raise him by his side.

But this "perfect" plan was immediately rejected, and the female Hades frowned and said, "No, he can't be reincarnated in the underworld."

Luo Lang was dissatisfied: "Why not?"

The female King of Hades explained: "I told you before that because of your intervention, his fate has been changed. Now he is no longer under the jurisdiction of the underworld. Without his natal chart here, he cannot be reincarnated."

"It's fine if you explain it yourself."

The female Hades shook her head without thinking, "The superiors will send someone to investigate. Once they are found, I won't be able to walk around."

Luo Lang narrowed his eyes, "What if I want to vote?"

The female Yama stared back: "Then I will issue the arrest warrant myself." Seeing the other party's expression of indifference, she added: "Not only your arrest warrant, but also his." She glanced at Qi Buyang, "Besides The fate is determined by the sky, if you force reincarnation without his fate, no one can tell where you will go, and you will definitely regret it." The female Hades knew his purpose and said mercilessly: "Maybe you Before finding him, the hunters have already found him. Don't forget, even if he becomes a human, he is still an ordinary human being. He still wants to leave you when the time comes. Do you still want such a body?"

Luo Lang didn't speak for a long time.Qi Buyang peeked at his expression, it was really not good, so he quickly stretched out his hand to tug on his sleeve, and whispered: "Mr. Luo, it doesn't matter if I don't have a body..." Luo Lang turned his head to look at him, with deep eyes, and said no What does come out mean.

The female Hades on the high platform sighed, got up and walked down, and said slowly: "Actually... it's not completely helpless."

Luo Lang's eyes lit up immediately, "What way?"

"How about it," she walked in front of the two of them, rolling her eyes quietly, thinking of an idea to solve the urgent need, "there are too many affairs in the underworld these days, I can't be busy, you can help me with the work for a few days , I'll tell you."

Luo Lang thought for a while, took Qi Buyang over, and asked her, "How much is your salary?"

The female Hades raised her eyebrows, "You actually want money?"

"I don't want to be a white worker." Luo Lang said confidently.He still has a little celestial master to support, just when he is short of money.

The female Hades spread her hands, "We are very poor."

"Okay then." Luo Lang shrugged, turned around and left with his arms around Qi Buyang, "Let's ask others, anyway, someone will know."

"Wait!" The female King of Hades hastily stopped him. It is not easy to find a person with Luo Lang's strength to do things now, so she gritted her teeth and offered the price: "500 million! How about a month?"

Luo Lang didn't turn his head back, "Too little."

"Then... 2000 million?"

Luo Lang turned around and said with a sneer: "Don't fool me with Ming coins, your money is not worth much, so you are ashamed to take it out if it is worth ten thousand."

The female Hades was a little embarrassed, "Then how much do you want?"

"3000 million, the price is the same. I heard that you like to delay wages, so you settle it once a week."

"..." The female Hades weighed it over and over again, and agreed with her heart.

Luo Lang still hasn't let her go: "Is there any insurance?"

"You still need insurance?!" The female Hades almost jumped up.

"You want me to hunt down those ghosts?" Luo Lang absently pointed his fingers, "That's a high-risk industry."

"...Personal accident insurance, if you die, you will be given a VIP reincarnation channel, and you will have a chance to choose your gender. Is this the head office?"

"What if the soul flies away?"

"I'll give you three ever-burning candles, a bag of high-grade paper money, and a memorial tablet." She pointed to the two sides of the Hades Hall. It was always dark there, and only two rows of pale candles were lit. After looking at it, I found that both sides are covered with dense tablets, which looks really scary.

"He died in the line of duty, he was named a martyr, and he got the chance to be displayed in the hall." The female Hades spread her hands helplessly and said, "I told you earlier, we are really poor."

"..."

"You agree if you don't speak, right?" She intentionally avoided the sullen Luo Lang, and extended a friendly hand to Qi Buyang, "Welcome to the underworld."

...

In order to make up for it, and to show that the welfare of the employees in the underworld is not as bad as Luo Lang thought, Yan Wang specially allocated a house for them in the city of vain death.The buildings here are all antique. What they got was an exquisite old-fashioned small building with a row of red lanterns hanging on the porch. When they got closer, they found that those were revolving lanterns. There are a few lines of writing - revolving lanterns, lanterns and horses, and lanterns and horses stop.As the lantern turns, this line of characters with deep meaning is sometimes visible and sometimes invisible.What should have been a joyous arrangement, somehow sent chills down the spine.

City of Death is a veritable city that never sleeps. It is always brightly lit, making the dim environment look like daytime. Although there are not many residents in it, they know each other and they always like to get together to chat and pass the time. lively.When the residents saw Luo Lang and Qi Buyang living in, they thought they had new companions, and they were very enthusiastic, which made the shy little celestial master a little overwhelmed. He even mentioned himself when he heard their parents chatting shortly——

"Hey, the new couple didn't know how they died."

"Looking at the two men, they must have died for love!"

"It's so pitiful, she looks so young."

"..."

In the end, he just made up a whole love tragedy for them in a hurry.

Qi Buyang: o(╯□╰)o