Strange Tales: The Yin-Yang Celestial Master

The old wolf is about to celebrate his [-]-year-old birthday.

This age can also be ranked high in the demon world. Although it is not as good as those famous old monsters, as one of the elders of Qiqi City, when the old wolf's birthday banquet invitation is issued, everyone is very face-saving. Kind of a gift to attend.Anyway, goblins are born to love to play, and it is just in line with everyone's wishes to have a good name to hold a big feast, eat, drink and have fun for a few days and nights.

But the guests are all here, why hasn't the birthday star appeared yet?

While everyone was discussing, a handsome long-haired man came out from behind the screen with a teddy bear in his arms, swaggered and sat on the main seat, without saying a few words, he opened his mouth to ask for a birthday present.

Everyone looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at you, with doubts in their eyes.Most of the people here are here here because of their reputation, and they want to take the opportunity to make friends with a few big people. Only a few of them have actually met the birthday star, but that was a long time ago. The old wolf has been in seclusion for hundreds of years in order to practice. In his impression, he The human figure should be a strong middle-aged man, how did he become such a beautiful young man?Could it be that he ate some elixir of beauty?Those who haven’t seen it don’t understand, and those who have seen it feel guilty but can’t explain it clearly, but no one stands up to question it.

At the request of the "birthday star", the guests lined up in a long line and presented gifts one by one.The birthday star really didn't show face, he opened the gift in person as soon as he got it, and when he saw that it was not good enough, he laughed impolitely and threw it aside casually.Instead, the teddy bear in his arms stood on the table and kept apologizing to the humiliated monsters, hoping that they would not care about the bad-tempered birthday star.

This caused some commotion again, and the monsters in line whispered below——

"(⊙o⊙) What is that? How can it move?"

"_Looks like a bear, probably a young bear spirit."

"Have you seen it? That's not a real bear! It's a teddy bear made by humans!"

"He's right. I saw it when I went to the human world. It's stuffed with cotton wool, so it won't move."

"Σ(⊙▽⊙" Is it possible that even toys can be trained to become good now?"

"..."

Although goblins claim to be cunning and cunning everywhere, in fact, their IQs are generally not high. After all, they are beasts in the mountains and forests. If it is said that they are scheming, they are not enough to compare with humans.Just like now, they thought they were discussing secretly below, but they didn't realize that the volume of the whisper was loud enough for the people in the main seat to hear clearly.Of course the bear they were talking about heard it too, and was a little uncomfortable for a while, and an embarrassed expression could be seen on that furry bear face.

The "Shou Xing" who was busy unwrapping presents immediately lowered his face and gave them a hard look, "Shut up."

"..."

The monsters didn't dare to speak anymore, but they became more and more dissatisfied in their hearts. How could a good wedding event become an inspection?Don't let people talk, and agree to eat, drink, have fun, and carnival day and night?Not happy o(￣ヘ￣o#)

The sloppy monsters became more and more aggrieved when they thought about it, and finally one who had practiced well couldn't hold back anymore, and jumped out and shouted: "Hey, old wolf! Is this how you treat us? It's been so long, and I don't even let my saliva flow." Drink? I'm still waiting for meat!"

As soon as he made a sound, other goblins echoed, "That's right! How can there be such a banquet? What about the wine? What about the food? Just busy looking at the presents! How can this be?"

For a while, the crowd was excited and the scene became chaotic.

Qi Buyang was in a hurry, looked at Mr. Luo, and then at the monsters who were venting their dissatisfaction, and hurriedly persuaded: "Everyone, don't worry, it will be ready soon! Really! It will be ready soon!" alright.But no one listened to him, and the little celestial master couldn't tell a lie, disturbing someone's birthday banquet, he was already feeling guilty, his voice became more and more unconvincing, and he was so anxious that he turned around on the table.

Luo Lang was not in a hurry at all, he just rolled his eyelids and glanced impatiently at those excited monsters, and said lightly: "Why, do you have an opinion?" His voice was not loud, but it came out clearly.

"Yes! Quickly bring out the wine and meat! We are here to eat!" A monster who was not afraid of death shouted loudly.

"Did you misunderstand?" Luo Lang smiled coldly at him, his tone was soft and gentle, but the hearts of the monsters present felt cold, "I'm not asking you. Get out if you have any opinions, and don't disturb me to do business , as long as you leave a congratulatory gift." After speaking, he waved his hand gracefully, signaling him to go out by himself.

The monster who spoke suddenly became angry. He is the black bear spirit of Heiyue Mountain, and he is quite well-known here. No one in the entire demon world dares to treat him like this!So angrily, he wanted to rush over to have a fight with this sick birthday star, but when he saw the other party lightly tapped his finger, he seemed to be nailed in place, unable to move his feet at all.

"What did you do?!" The black bear spirit turned pale in shock. He knew the immobilization spell, but it was not a spell that these little monsters could cast. In this way, he can stop himself by moving his fingers quietly. He believes that the old wolf must not be that capable.Suspicious and uncertain for a moment, his dark face turns blue and turns white.

Those booing monsters saw Luo Lang's hand, and immediately shut their mouths and fell silent.Although they are not very smart, they are the best at watching the momentum. When they see that the wind direction is not right, they quickly stand in line and obediently do not say a word.

"Mr. Luo." The little bear on the table felt a little sorry.

"I'm already very polite." Luo Lang argued.If Qi Buyang hadn't said to keep a low profile when doing things, he would have stuffed all these monsters in a sack and buried them in a hole, why would he sit here and deal with them? A fixation technique is really the gentlest way for him Who let them spoil his good mood to unwrap presents, not to mention how dare they bully the little celestial master.

The teddy bear had no choice but to lie obediently by his hand and watch him unwrap the present.

"Found it?" Teddy Bear asked.There are traces of orb activities closest to Zhu Shuo Yaojie, in the city of Xiuqi, they will come here, almost searched the whole town but did not find any orbs, just happened to meet this banquet, so they came to try their luck.

But their luck seems to be bad.

"No." Luo Lang replied.He has dismantled a lot, but apart from some rare items from the demon world, various kinds of herbal dew, and magic tools to assist cultivation, the most precious ones are a few low-level elixir, which at most have the function of strengthening the body, and they want to The precious orb he was looking for was not even a shadow.

When Luo Lang finally finished checking all the presents, knowing that this trip was for nothing, he immediately felt in a bad mood.

He picks and chooses among the presents in distaste, finds out a few good things and stuffs them into the small pocket on Qi Buyang's body without any explanation. By the way, he says "thank you for the hospitality" which is not very sincere, and hugs the little bear Shi Shiran He left, leaving behind a group of guests who didn't know the truth, and when they disappeared, he didn't realize how Shou Xing left.

Until someone said uncertainly: "He doesn't seem to be an old wolf?"

Everyone had just woken up from a dream, and hurried to the back of the screen to take a look, only to see that the real birthday star was forced out of his original shape, his mouth was plugged, his eyes were staring, and he was tied into a zongzi and couldn't move.As soon as he took the thing out of his mouth, the old wolf was so angry that he said "peh peh" a few times, and opened his mouth to curse——

"Damn it! That lunatic Luo Lang!"

……

This incident was soon published in the "Three Realms News" of the day, and it was listed together with several other unimaginable incidents recently, and the instigator was the same person - Luo Lang.The newspaper said that Luo Lang, the big devil who had been silent for more than a hundred years, had returned, and began to wander around in the Three Realms to rob, forcibly selling some magical artifacts of unknown origin, with an old teddy bear by his side. Talking to it, it makes people shudder, and they don't understand what he wants to do at all, and things like this are spread by word of mouth in the Three Realms.

According to "informed sources", Luo Lang was looking for the stolen God Realm Town Pagoda orb.

But someone immediately claimed that this was farting, didn't Luo Lang steal the orb himself?

There were different opinions for a while, and speculation about the whereabouts of the orb became a topic that everyone talked about after dinner.

And the protagonist of the topic is standing on an uninhabited mountain at this time, the teddy bear who always follows him is squatting aside, pouring out all the stolen goods in the universe bag, looking at them one by one, trying to sort them out , If it is useless, sell it for money.

It's strange to say that the universe bag looks small, but it can put everything in it. At least so far, it hasn't been filled.

100 yuan, 200 yuan, 300 yuan...

Qi Buyang counted those treasures seriously, like counting gold coins, the whole bear got into the money hole.In order to support the two of them, the little celestial master really broke his heart. He has changed from a young master with a relatively well-to-do family to a veritable little money fan.

The little celestial master counted happily, and Luo Lang was also happy watching from the side, feeling that it was all due to him.look!Qi Buyang liked money, so he gave him a lot of money and let him roll around in the money pile.I don't understand who the little celestial master is working so hard to save money for.

At this time, a big crow flew down from the sky, landed on Luo Lang's shoulder, stretched out a leg in a dignified manner, and tied a piece of paper to the leg.

Luo Lang unwrapped it and opened it to see that there were only five characters written on it——Zhu Jiuyin, Long Cave.

"Is there any news?" Qi Buyang also noticed the crow and hurried over to take a look.As soon as he glanced at those words, a ball of flames sprang up on the paper, and the paper was burned to ashes in a short while.

Seeing that the news had arrived, the crow flapped its wings and was about to fly away, but just as it took off, someone stretched out its hand and grabbed its neck, dragged it back again, and met Luo Lang's terrifying face all of a sudden.

"Tell your master to get him to get a pair of presbyopic glasses. If you play tricks on me again, I will help him get them fitted."

The hair on the poor crow's neck stood on end, and it let out a scream of "ga--".

"Understood?" Luo Lang didn't let it go, and asked, "Repeat it again."

The crow was pinched so much that he rolled his eyes, so he had no choice but to repeat in a hoarse voice out of breath: "Shou, su...Master Li Zhu...let him...to wear glasses..."

Luo Lang was not satisfied, he grabbed it by the neck and shook it violently, "It's a presbyopia! Remember not, it must match the old and the old one."

"...Remember." The crow was already dying, as if he had seen the Buddha's light.

etc!Not as if!It is true that there are people from the heavenly realm nearby!The crow was startled, but at this moment Master Luo was finally willing to let it go, it quickly patted its wings, and before leaving, it did not forget to remind Luo Lang: "Master, those heavenly soldiers and generals are chasing after you again, be careful yourself." With a stab, it disappeared as if fleeing for its life.

Luo Lang didn't care about this reminder, he already knew that those heavenly soldiers and generals were sneaking after them, and they must have come for the orb.So they won't show up until they find the orb.

Even if they come out, Luo Lang will not be afraid.

At this time, the heavenly soldiers and generals who were hiding nearby and watching from a distance also complained: the theft of the orb is a matter of the God Realm, but there are few people in the God Realm, and they all live in seclusion. Let them help.They don't know where to find a gem!Fortunately, there is such a magical thing as the "Three Worlds News".That's right, although people in the heavenly world consider themselves noble, they will secretly circulate gossip newspapers, otherwise it would be too boring to just practice and work every day!

After reading the newspaper, I learned that Luo Lang was also looking for that bead. Now the only person in the Three Realms who can find out where the orb is located is Li Zhu. Zhu and Luo Lang are both from the devil world, maybe he will help Luo Lang.So they had no choice but to follow Luo Lang secretly, and they would go wherever he went.

The dignified heavenly soldiers and generals are like the tails of mice, very aggrieved, but they dare not come out for a direct contest.Luo Lang is a demon god who can contend against Brahma, how can they win the fight!God Realm is good, he lost the light bulb, pushed the matter to them and let it go, it's just hard for them who are caught in the middle, life is really hard.

At this moment, the people over there spoke again, and the chasers from the heavens immediately pricked up their ears to listen.

"Mr. Luo, isn't that one of these?"