Strange Tales: The Yin-Yang Celestial Master

"Newlyweds"

The second day of the wedding.

The little celestial master, who had been tossed all night, fell asleep in a daze at dawn. He didn't know how long he had slept. He heard the faint sound of birdsong outside the window. Although his mind was groggy, his biological clock reminded him that it was time to get up.The little celestial master, who has always maintained the good habit of getting up early, tried to open his eyes, but he was extremely sleepy, as if he was paralyzed on the bed, without any strength at all.

He squinted his eyes for a while, and was about to try to get up, when a big hand gently covered his eyes.The warm body temperature from the eyelids seemed to have relieved the soreness. He felt comfortable for a while, and fell asleep again involuntarily. In the half-dream and half-awake state, it seemed that something soft kissed his forehead, and then wrapped the corner of the quilt for him. I don't know anything.

Luo Lang stood by the bed and looked at the little celestial master who was sleeping soundly, very satisfied.The old virgin who has lived for tens of thousands of years finally experienced the fun of marriage yesterday. Although he is still unfulfilled, after a night of feeding, he is really refreshed at the moment.He stared at Qi Buyang's sleeping face for a long time before walking out of the new house with a satisfied smile, ready to find something delicious for his exhausted partner.

Old Freak Qi was sitting in the dining room having breakfast. This time was a bit later than usual. He had almost finished eating. Just as he was about to put down his chopsticks, he saw Luo Langshi suddenly walk in, glanced at the things on the table, and frowned in disgust. frowned.

At this moment, Butler Qi came in with a plate of red eggs, saw Luo Lang, and smiled, "Are you up? Where's the young master?"

"He's still sleeping." Luo Lang casually took a steamed bun and took a bite, seemingly inadvertently said, "I was too tired last night."

As soon as these words came out, Old Freak Qi's face immediately changed—although he knew that his grandson would not be able to control Luo Lang, but wanting it and hearing it with his own ears are two different things. Lang glanced, but caught a glimpse of the conspicuous black jade ring on his hand, as if deliberately showing off, shining with a luxurious green light carelessly.

"That's the mistress's ring!" Old Monster Qi said with a sullen face, "Why is it with you?"

"Yangyang put it on for me with his own hands." Luo Lang said proudly.

Old Qi said angrily: "That is a family heirloom of our Qi family!"

Luo Lang glanced at him, "This is something for the head of the family. If I marry into your Qi's family, it will be mine. What's wrong?"

"..." Old Monster Qi's throat was blocked by these words, and when he thought of his family's treasure falling into this person's hands, his heart was filled with anger, but he couldn't refute it. What Luo Lang said was indeed the case.

Just when the two of them didn't like each other, Butler Qi took the red egg and planned to visit his young master. He didn't know what the bridal chamber between men was like, so he was worried that the young master would suffer a disadvantage and he was embarrassed to say so.

He knocked on the door, but there was no reply from inside, he felt tense immediately, and called out "Young Master", after a while, he heard Qi Buyang ask vaguely: "Who?"

Butler Qi became more and more worried when he heard this weak voice, and hurriedly replied, "It's me."

"Uncle Qi?" Immediately there was a rustling sound of clothes being put on inside, and Qi Buyang said in a panic, "Wait a minute, it will be ready soon!"

Butler Qi felt a little guilty when he thought that he had disturbed the young master's rest, and was afraid that Luo Lang would not be able to talk when he came back, so he hurriedly shouted: "Master, I'll come and take a look, you don't have to get up in a hurry."

However, Qi Buyang felt that seeing his elders in such a state was really outrageous. In a panic, he couldn't find the clothes that Luo Lang threw away yesterday. After fumbling for a long time, he only found a coat and put it on carelessly. At this time, Butler Qi had already pushed it away. Door.

The butler saw the young master sitting on the bed wrapped in a quilt for the first time. The little celestial master looked a little sleepy, as if he was still awake, completely different from his usual radiant look, and even leaned against the wall with a bit of laziness, softly Her hair looked a little messy, with a little bit of hair sticking out of her head. She was very cute. The top she had put on was loosely worn on her body, revealing most of her collarbone. look like.Butler Qi's gaze sank, and he noticed the faint red hickey on the neckline, which was extremely eye-catching on the fair skin, almost dazzling.

The housekeeper pursed his lips, and passed the egg in his hand, "Breakfast time is almost over, if you are hungry, eat this first."

"Thank you." Qi Buyang was a little embarrassed, and reached out from under the quilt to get it.

"Master," Butler Qi tried his best to sound relaxed, as if casually asking, "Did he bully you?"

The little celestial master paused in the air with his outstretched arm, raised his eyes and glanced at the butler quickly, blushed immediately, quickly lowered his head, took the red egg and quickly shrank back into the bed, as if hiding inside would be less embarrassing .

Seeing him like this, housekeeper Qi didn't want to ask any more questions, sighed, and said: "If he treats you badly, you must tell me and the master, even if he has great abilities, our young master of the Qi family can't let him go." People bully."

The little celestial master huddled under the blanket nodded, shook his head again, and muttered: "No..."

"What?" Butler Qi couldn't hear clearly.

"Mr. Luo didn't bully me." Qi Buyang increased his volume and told the housekeeper seriously: "He treats me very well!"

"Really..." Butler Qi froze for a moment, looking a little disappointed, "That's good."

"Of course I'm good to Yang Yang." Luo Lang's arrogant voice came from the door, "What's the matter with you?"

Qi Buyang looked up in surprise, "Mr. Luo!"

Butler Qi looked at his young master's eyes, as if he could only see the person who walked in, he felt mixed feelings, a little relieved and a little disappointed, paused, and said to Qi Buyang: "Take a good rest, I won't bother you Come on, I'll cook something delicious for you this afternoon."

The little celestial master turned back to look at him with bright eyes, "Thank you Uncle Qi!"

The housekeeper waved his hand, looked at Luo Lang with a complicated expression, got up and left.

Luo Lang was very upset that Qi Buyang's current appearance was seen by other people, and he watched the housekeeper go out, his face was not very good, "What is he doing here?"

"Uncle Qi gave me this!" Qi Buyang took out the red egg as if offering a treasure, and held it in front of Luo Lang.

"Hmph, what's so delicious about this." Luo Lang took the egg away politely, and put the porridge he brought in front of him, "Eat this."

"But that egg..." The little celestial master's eyes were still on that egg, and he remembered what Butler Qi said: "I heard that you have to eat red eggs when you get married."

Luo Lang glared at him, and he quickly lowered his head to drink the porridge.After a while, I heard the sound of eggshells breaking from the side. Looking up, Luo Lang was peeling the eggshells with a disgusted face, and then fed it to his mouth, "Only eat half of it."

Qi Buyang took a bite obediently, and grinned while chewing.

"The other half is mine." Luo Lang withdrew his hand and ate the place where he had bitten, but stared at him maliciously, as if pointing something.

The little celestial master was so embarrassed that he quickly buried his face and drank porridge.

...

After getting married, Qi Buyang stayed at home for a day or two to recuperate. Qi Buyang kept receiving calls from the city asking when he would go back, and it was almost time. The Qi family in the city closed their doors to thank guests for so many days, and many old customers were anxious.

When saying goodbye to his grandfather, the old man looked at his married grandson. His old-fashioned face finally took on the appearance of a young man. He looked much more lively, and he became more mature and sensible. He opened his mouth and said nothing. Just tell my grandson, don't forget about business after getting married, you still need to do a good job in business.Looking at Luo Lang next to him, Old Monster Qi still didn't have a good look at the abductor who snatched his precious grandson. He snorted and refused to talk to him.

"Grandpa," Qi Buyang felt guilty for leaving the old man alone in this big house without anyone to accompany him, and quickly comforted him, "Grandpa Zhang said that he would pack his things and come to accompany you when he went back to deal with the shop."

"What do children know! Nonsense!" Old Freak Qi raised his beard uncomfortably, waved his hands and said, "Go, go! Don't be angry at me here!"

Qi Buyang stuck out his tongue and pulled Luo Lang to run away.

"Mahjong Chapter"

Since returning to Qi's house, Qi Buyang has been so busy that he managed to deal with most of the backlog of things. This day he was finally free, but he was pestered by a few little ghosts to pass the time with them.

The four of them helped a lot in the mess before, and left the world in a hurry without saying hello to them. After returning, they were complained by the four little ghosts. Qi Buyang also felt guilty, so he obediently sat down and asked Said: "Okay, what are you playing?"

"Let's play mahjong!" The female ghost of fireworks is very addicted to cards. She used to play mahjong in the brothel during the day except for sleeping. She even taught Xiaoling's card skills.

"But Yangyang can't." Little Bell said.

Qi Buyang quickly raised his hand and said: "I have learned it!"

"Really? That's great!"

Bring out the set of mahjong and the table that was specially burned for them, but the alcoholic uncle waved his hands listlessly to go to sleep, so there are just enough people.But as soon as they sat down, Luo Lang came.

"Playing mahjong?" Luo Lang greeted the three brats with a smile, but there was no smile in his eyes.He finally waited until Yangyang didn't have to work, and was haunted by these ghosts again, so of course he couldn't be happy.

The little bell and the thief ghost silently shrank behind the female fireworks ghost, and the female fireworks ghost glared at him, "You dominate Yangyang every day, why don't you give us a day!"

Qi Buyang was a little embarrassed, looked at this, then looked at that, and when he was about to speak, he heard Luo Lang say: "Okay, how about I play together too? ^_^" Although what he said was a question, he couldn't help but put the little bell He carried it aside and sat down by himself.

"..." Little Lingdang dared not speak out, so she just stood by and watched the battle obediently.

The female fireworks ghost didn't say anything else, she lowered her head and began to shuffle the cards.Qi Buyang followed everyone to play cards, throw dice, and draw cards in a dignified manner.

The dealer of this round is the Firework Ghost. She had just finished drawing the tiles and was about to play when she heard a bang and looked up to see that the little celestial master had boldly knocked down all the mahjong tiles in front of her.

The female ghost was so shocked that she couldn't even close her mouth, "You goofy?!"

"What is Tianhu?" The little heavenly master looked over suspiciously.

Everyone leaned over to take a look, God damn it!Although the starting hand is not bad, but no matter how you say it, you can't be fooled!The three ghosts clattered and explained anxiously, and Qi Buyang was in a cloud of confusion, and asked innocently: "Whoever knocks down the card first wins?"

The female ghost took a deep breath, "Who taught you?"

The little celestial master confessed honestly: "Mr. Luo."

Female ghost: →_→

Little bell: →_→

Thief Ghost: →_→

Luo Lang: (＾w＾)

Little Celestial Master: (⊙_⊙)

The three ghosts had no choice but to re-teach them. Qi Buyang understood after watching them demonstrate a few times. He blushed with shame, but the instigator, Luo Lang, showed no remorse. kid.It wasn't until the little celestial master joined the battle that the little devils realized that they had made a mistake—maybe it was because of the novice halo, Qi Buyang's luck was so strange that he had been winning since he sat down, and he had almost never lost, let alone Luo Lang. Now, the thief ghost almost doubts that his eyes can emit x-rays, and what cards he has in his hand is completely in the opponent's control.

In this way, the only ones who suffer are the Firework Ghost and the Thief Ghost.Fortunately, they didn't bet any money. In order to increase the playability, they replaced it with other things. The thief ghost who lost the worst saw all the glass beads and pebbles he had collected so hard being won by the couple, and his heart ached. Almost crying.

"Are you a child?" Seeing his cowardly appearance, the fireworks girl rolled her eyes angrily, "Can this kind of rubbish be considered a treasure?"

"That's it!" The little bell with dog legs echoed beside him.He is now very glad that he doesn't have to go to the poker table, otherwise he wouldn't cry to death if he lost his beloved copper bell.

In the next game, Qi Buyang lost to Luo Lang. He touched his pocket in embarrassment, but there was nothing there, so he had to pay on credit first, "I'll buy candied haws for you tomorrow."

"No need." Luo Lang said generously, but his eyes were very malicious.The little celestial master suddenly had a bad premonition.Sure enough, Luo Lang said slowly: "Use yourself to pay for it, three times tonight."

Qi Buyang was stunned for a second, then his face turned red, he hardly dared to look at him directly, and stammered: "Tomorrow, I have to work tomorrow..."

"It's okay, you are the body of a god and demon, so nothing will happen, and it doesn't matter if you don't do things like work." Luo Lang said with a smile.

"How can this be..."

Luo Lang interrupted his defense, blinked ambiguously, "I really can't get up, I can also transfer the mana to you."

"..." The little celestial master who was blocked from retreating was speechless.

"What three times?" Little Bell was confused and asked blankly.

Only then did Qi Buyang remember that there was someone else beside him, and he was so ashamed that he hurriedly buried his head to sort out the cards, only his red ears were exposed.

Little Lingdang lived in a monastery since she was a child, and was burned to death before she grew up. Naturally, she knew nothing about the world of adults, but he had a strong thirst for knowledge. Seeing that Qi Buyang didn't answer, he didn't dare to ask Luo Lang. I had no choice but to turn my face to my two companions and humbly ask for advice: "What do you mean by three times tonight?"

The female ghost slapped him unceremoniously on the bald head, "Don't ask nonsense if you don't understand."

Just asking because I don't understand...

Little Bell rubbed her head aggrievedly, planning to ask Yang Yang secretly after a while, he will definitely tell me! o(￣ヘ￣o*)