Strange Tales: The Yin-Yang Celestial Master

"Plop-plop-plop-"

The calm water surface was broken, which also woke up the old dragon who was sleeping at the bottom of the lake.

Who disturbs my peace!Just as the old dragon was about to curse, he heard a familiar but unknown call——

"Old dragon, get out."

Little did he know that the polite visitor was leaning halfway on the treetop, his figure almost hidden among the thick branches and leaves, but when the old dragon emerged, he still saw the big stone in his hand at the first sight. Throw them into the water one by one, and the last one just hit the faucet that just came out of the water.

"Ouch!" the old dragon yelled.

"What's wrong?! Who bullied you? I'll cut him to death!" Hearing the sound, Yuanzhi came up and lay down on the old dragon's head, screaming like a small bullet.

Then it saw Luo Lang.

"..."

"It's all right, it doesn't hurt at all." Lao Long comforted him.

Yuanzhi couldn't get angry, and didn't dare to offend the plague god, so he could only yell and curse a few words, "Luo, you're not dead yet? Don't guard your little human baby, come here to bully our big dragon to do it!" What?"

Luo Lang, who originally had his eyes blank and didn't look down at all, lowered his head after hearing this, as if he saw something, but he was not interested, and seemed a little impatient.

"Hahahahahahahahaha what's that on your face?" The little black insect couldn't stop laughing when he saw the talisman on his forehead, his dark body twisted around, almost fell off the dragon head.

"Shut up." Luo Lang glanced at him coldly, "Is your skin itchy again?"

"You!" Yuan Zhi was angry and impatient, but he didn't dare to say anything more, he stopped his mouth resentfully, scolding him bloody in his heart.

"Old Dragon, let me ask you." Luo Lang asked slowly, word by word: "Do human beings dislike mating?"

"Ah? This..." The old dragon blushed, and he hesitated to answer. Although he has lived for so long, he is a real virgin dragon, and his understanding of mating is limited to overheard It's just human gossip, how do you know this.

On the other hand, the little black insect who was still full of anger looked at the old dragon and then at the stern-faced Luo Lang, feeling like he was looking at two country bumpkins, and couldn't help snorting: "I don't know much, human beings like to mate. Now, especially men, they are no different from our bodies in the Demon Realm."

"Oh?" When Luo Lang heard this, he immediately pricked up his ears calmly, "Then why..." He felt ashamed in the middle of the sentence, and swallowed the second half of the sentence.

But Yuanzhi understood, and laughed at him with a clear face: "Is it because your little human baby refuses to have sex with you? Luo Lang, Luo Lang..." The little black insect pretended to shake his head, " I didn't expect that you are good at fighting, but your skills are not very good."

Luo Lang's face was already dark enough to squeeze out ink, and he retorted blankly: "He's just shy."

"That's your useless method." Yuan Zhi wagged his tail, slipped down from the faucet, and got into the water with a swipe. After a while, he struggled to swim up with a small bottle. "This is my favorite treasure, Chun Qinglu knows, right? It was bought with a whole jar of top-quality Baihua brew and Jumang that obscene demon. Human beings only need to drink a drop..." His dark and slippery face showed a "you understand" expression.

Luo Lang looked down at him condescendingly, and commented: "You actually collect such things, you really are a pervert."

"The one surnamed Luo! Don't be ignorant of good and bad, just forget it if you don't want it."

"Wait," Luo Lang called to stop it, frowning and asked, "Will there be any side effects?"

"It's made by Gou Mang himself by collecting the dew from the hibiscus tree. Do you understand the limit? Those in the demon world can't compare with it." Yuan Zhi coldly snorted, "If you want to talk about side effects, it's because the effect is so good that you can't handle it. "

Luo Lang nodded in satisfaction, "Then I'll accept it."

"Hey, I didn't say I would give it to you for free!" The little black insect quickly plunged into the water and hid it together with the small bottle of Spring Love Lotion, only two small black eyes were exposed. "You undo my restriction, and I will give you the things."

Luo Lang sneered, "Don't even think about it."

"Then you don't want it anymore?"

Luo Lang sat up lazily, "It's impossible to undo the restriction, but I can help you, so that you can change form."

Leech quit, "I can't do without this broken water pool, what's the use of being able to transform!"

"With your current mana, it will take at least 100 years to return to the stage of transformation." Luo Lang said leisurely, "I saved you 100 years of time. As long as you can transform into form, you can break through the restriction. Is it just around the corner?" After a pause, he glanced at him with disdain and said, "Your bottle of water is just icing on the cake for me, and I don't want it too much, and...to be honest, if I come directly to grab it, I'm afraid you can't keep it either."

The confidence in his tone made the little black bug itch with hatred, but he had to admit that what this guy said was somewhat reasonable, it would be better to stay 100 years less than nothing.After a fierce ideological struggle, he had no choice but to grit his teeth, nodded and said, "Deal."

Luo Lang narrowed his eyes, and suddenly swooped down from the treetops like a swooping hawk. When he passed the water, he unceremoniously snatched away the bottle that was tightly protected by the little black bug. At the same time, he stretched out two fingers and flicked on its head. After a while, he landed on the shore and walked away without looking back.

"Ouch!" Yuan Zhi covered his head in pain, saw that the culprit had snatched something and left, just about to yell, suddenly thought of what he used to cover his head...hand?I have hands? !He stretched out his hands and saw that his pale and slender fingers were exactly the same as before, and when he lowered his head to touch his body, it was no longer a slippery and soft touch.

Transformed!I can shapeshift again!Leech danced happily, looked back at the old dragon, and felt that it seemed to be getting smaller, not as big as he thought before!

"Look, Dalong! I have a hand!"

"That's great!" The old dragon was also happy for him, and said with a smile, "I will be able to knit sweaters in the future!"

"I don't want to learn how to knit a sweater!"

"Try it, it's really interesting..."

"No!"

……

Qi's side.

After Qi Buyang ran out of the room angrily, he sat in the study for a while, and his anger almost subsided. He wanted to reconcile, but felt very embarrassed. After dawdling for a long time, he finally finished his psychological training and went back to have a look. Luo Lang Gone.

... Mr. Luo must be angry.

The little celestial master went back to the study dejectedly, but he couldn't concentrate on his work, so he simply threw away the book in his hand and went for a walk in the garden.

As soon as I entered the garden, I heard laughter from the corner. When I got closer, I found that it was Xiaoling and the others playing mahjong.Ever since he learned to play mahjong, Qi Buyang still likes this game very much, and his brand is very good, he will admit defeat if he loses, and feel embarrassed if he wins. When Qi Buyang was around, Luo Lang's shit-stirring stick, which was of a very different brand, would also be there.

But today he couldn't cheer up, and when he was invited, he just shook his head and sat absent-mindedly to watch them play.

"What happened?" The delicate female fireworks ghost immediately noticed something was wrong with him, "Why are you unhappy?"

Qi Buyang shook his head subconsciously, seeing the disapproving expression on the female ghost's face, blushed, hesitated, and said slowly: "I seem to have quarreled with Mr. Luo...Actually, I don't know if it counts as a quarrel, but I The tone is very bad, and now he is gone... Is he angry?"

"Hmph." The female ghost snorted coldly, "It's good to be angry, don't worry about him."

"That's right!" Little Bell immediately echoed: "It must be his fault, otherwise how could Yang Yang be angry with such a good temper!"

"No, no..." Qi Buyang quickly stammered and explained: "Mr. Luo just wanted...uh, I rejected it..."

Seeing his awkward look, the thief ghost at the side immediately guessed it, and leaned over with a wretched face and said, "What does he want to do? Oh, it's that thing... huh?"

"Well, you are big!" The firework female ghost slapped him hard on the head, took back a card, and then turned her head and said calmly: "Isn't desire dissatisfied? The most terrifying thing is when a man is dissatisfied with desire. As I said, that person will come to the garden to find fault these few nights."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Little Bell immediately raised her hand to prove, "Every time I come here, I have a constipated face, and I don't like seeing anyone. If I win a card game with him, I will be beaten!"

"Then it's fine to lose to him on purpose!" The alcoholic uncle couldn't help but suggest, he was drunk at night and never attended the tea party of these brats.

"Fart!" Little Bell slapped a card angrily, "If you lose, you will be beaten!"

"..."

The poor little celestial master wanted to say a few words for Luo Lang, but he felt that he was really wrong, and the "dissatisfaction with desire" they discussed reminded him of what happened in the morning, and he was speechless and blushed for a while. Embarrassed, looking restless.This blank look naturally fell into the eyes of the female fireworks ghost, who couldn't help laughing, and teased: "Why are you shy, you are also a boy, oh, you are already a man now, since you are an adult, It’s better to know more about these things, so as not to suffer.”

"But, but... no one taught me..." Qi Buyang whispered.How could he have the nerve to talk to Uncle Qi about this kind of thing, and grandpa didn't even dare.

"And us." The female ghost blinked at him, "You, like your grandfather, he is an old wood, and you are a little wood. Boys should take the initiative in such things." I buried my head in searching for it on myself, and said to myself: "I remember bringing that with me when I died, why can't I find it..."

"Auntie, what are you looking for?" Qi Buyang asked.

"Found it!" the female ghost shouted happily, then pulled out a scroll from her chest, and threw it to Qi Buyang.

"Hey! Why do you put the book in such a place!" The alcoholic uncle covered his eyes and scolded: "Shameless! How shameless!"

The female ghost rolled her eyes at him, and said to Qi Buyang: "Take it and have a good look at it, and learn from the above. As long as you are fed enough, he will be very obedient in the future." After speaking, she snorted softly and muttered: "It's true. It's cheap for him."

"What is this?" Qi Buyang was amazed by what she said. He saw that there was an old thread-bound book in his hand. He had always been very interested in ancient books, so he quickly opened it to read, only to find that there were not many words in it, and it was almost full of pictures. , the painting is...

Seeing the content of those pictures clearly, the little Tianshi's face turned red all of a sudden, and the top of his head was almost smoking, but the little bell who couldn't wink came over to join in the fun: "What's written on it? I'll take a look too."

"Crack!" Qi Buyang closed the book and stood up abruptly, "I'm leaving first."

"Do you want to go back to practice?" The female ghost deliberately said loudly: "If you don't understand, ask me again!"

Qi Buyang buried his head, hid the book even tighter, and ran away quickly.

...

Luo Lang came back ambitiously with the small bottle of Chun Qing Lu, thinking how to trick Yang Yang into drinking it, but as soon as he walked into the door, his brain froze.

——Because he saw a delicious little celestial master lying on the bed—two long legs were kneeling apart, the round buttocks were raised high, the thin silk fabric was stretched tightly, the waist was sagging, and outlined Make beautiful curves.When Master Luo heard the loud sound of swallowing saliva in his throat, he immediately felt an unbearable itchiness. The itchiness seemed to spread to his fingertips, and he couldn't help moving his fingers.

What's happening here? !Is there a gift?Could it be because he showed mercy today and helped the little black bug change shape?Sure enough, what Yang Yang said is right, good deeds will be rewarded, as long as you can see this kind of scenery every day, there will be no problem with a hundred little black bugs lining up to brush!

However, the lamb on the g hadn't realized that the wolf had returned, so he buried his face in the quilt, not at all embarrassed to look back at his shameful actions.Originally, he wanted to hide the book, but he couldn't help but think of the words of the female ghost of fireworks——

"It's scariest when a man is dissatisfied with his desires...Boys should take the initiative."

Thinking about it, I found that Mr. Luo has always been very accommodating to me. He accompanied me to work or stay at home. Even if he stayed in the study all day, he never complained. It's too unkind...and we're all married, so it seems...it's the right thing to do... Besides, it's not that I don't feel comfortable at all, it's just that I'm tired the next day...

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong with him, Qi Buyang bit his lip and opened the book, and even started to learn the poses of the paintings on it seriously.If you don't do it, you don't know. The movements in the painting seem to be very simple, but it is very difficult to do. After trying a few times, his waist almost broke.

The little celestial master who opened the door to the new world tried his best to ignore the sense of shame that was about to burst, while meticulously learning to sag his waist and raise his butt high.At this moment, a pair of big hands appeared on the buttocks. Qi Buyang was startled and wanted to get up, but a heavy body was covering his back. He was pressed on the g and couldn't get up. Smiling and asking him——

"Yangyang, are you seducing me?"

"..."

At this time, Qi Buyang's heart almost collapsed, his exposed ears were red and shiny, and he felt that he was about to explode.There were a few more low laughs in the ear, and then the earlobe was sucked into the hot and humid mouth, and he even licked it carefully with his tongue, which made the little Tianshi's whole body go numb, and he almost moaned.

"Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever?" The person on the body said deliberately, and finally got up and let him go.

Finally got a chance to get up, but he froze there and didn't dare to move, he just wanted a crack in the ground to get in, his whole body was flushed with shame, he looked like a white tender pink bent shrimp, just waiting to be eaten.Just when he was at a loss, an arm grabbed his waist, picked him up from the g, sat on his lap, and then brought a water glass to his mouth.

"Drink some water and reduce the fire." Luo Lang said this deliberately.

Qi Buyang didn't have the face to meet people, and didn't dare to raise his head, so he gulped down a large glass of water with his face buried.

"Is it delicious?" Luo Lang's voice sounded extremely gentle, with a bit of deep meaning that the little celestial master couldn't understand.

Qi Buyang nodded obediently.I don't know if it's because I'm too thirsty, but the glass of water tastes a little sweet.

Luo Lang stared at his lips moistened by water, his eyes suddenly became deep, "Let me taste it too." Before the little celestial master could reply, he couldn't wait to grab his lips.If a fire was ignited when he first entered the room, then the fire has burned to the throat now, Luo Lang is like a thirsty man in the desert, driving straight along the defenseless lips of the person in his arms. , The tip of the tongue swept across every corner of the mouth, taking away and swallowing all the sweet body fluid inside, but these were not enough.

"It's so hot..." Qi Buyang became dizzy from the kiss, and writhed restlessly in his arms. The glass of water he drank just now seemed to have turned into high-purity spirits, burning his mouth dry, Feeling hot all over, he tugged at his collar in bewilderment.

"It won't be hot after taking off his clothes." Luo Lang held his random fingers and helped him unbutton his clothes, and he was stripped naked very quickly.

The little celestial master's head became more and more unconscious. He felt that he was put into the previous shameful posture again, but he didn't have much resistance in his heart. Instead, he couldn't help but swing his waist slightly, and then he was held tightly by hot hands. , I felt the weight on my back again, but it wasn't heavy, and my white and tender neck was bitten, numb and itchy, and it was actually very comfortable.

"Do you like it?" The person on the body asked hoarsely.The voice sounded very different from usual, as if with some kind of bewitchment, he couldn't help but nodded.

"Then let's do some exercise, it will be very comfortable^_^"

...

That night, the young master and his newly entered young mistress didn't go to eat.

The oppressed little ghosts all said that the young mistress has become a lot more friendly recently, and she doesn't come to find fault at night anymore.