Today's Interview: Zerg Prime Minister and Autistic Facial Paralysis

In the past 20 years of his orphan life, Xiao Ge never thought that he would face such major problems as urging marriage and blind dates.Although being able to have the care of his father made him feel warm and moved...

But he really thinks he's a straight guy.

So can you stop introducing gay men to him?

At this time, a strange man was sitting in front of Xiao Ge, or, to use the method of distinguishing Zerg, a female was sitting.

And behind him stood a big man who was said to be able to "tear mechs by hand".

I don't want to stay, I run...but I don't dare to run.

Life is hard.

At first, he thought that Dai Li's title of bodyguard was just an excuse given to him by Gowei's stronghold of the female, but when he actually got in touch, he found that the other party had no intention of taking advantage of his position.

Be well-behaved, indifferent, respect privacy, abide by one's duty, and do one's duty...

Compared with other females who do everything possible to stick to the males when they see them, what a clean stream this is!

But the bodyguard's calm personality doesn't mean that he, the protected person, has no troubles.

After all, the bodyguard also serves as a matchmaker.

"You're not satisfied." Dai Li asked after the female opposite Xiao Ge left disappointed.

Probably asking, this boss rarely raises his pitch at the end of sentences, and even questions can be turned into declarative sentences.

"Uh..." Xiao Ge pondered for a while, trying to find some faults in the conversation just now: "He is indeed a very good young man, but——he eats lemongrass, I don't think our appetite is very good, it's easy In the future when we get along, because of eating problems, it will cause conflicts between husband and wife."

After Xiao Ge finished speaking, he nodded in a serious manner, affirming his statement.

"Look at this one again."

Dai Li turned on the light screen of the optical computer and showed him a new document.

Xiao Ge looked at the colorful personal information in front of him with a complex expression.

Why is everyone's data format different?And, why does this look so much like a resume for a graduate's autumn recruit?

No, no, applicants generally don't add so many layers of filters to electronic photos, the background is blurred!

"Major," Xiao Ge begged for mercy with a sincere face: "Let's come here first today, and I have an appointment with a friend."

Dai Li looked at him for a while, then mercifully agreed: "Yes."

Xiao Ge quickly contacted Achilles as if he had received an amnesty, and went to the agreed place with Dai Li.

But for the sake of caution, Xiao Ge deliberately learned about the customs of Elune Night in advance, so as not to fall into the trap after arriving at the venue. After all, the Zerg is a race that is keen on courtship and expresses it in a strange way.

Just like the real name before, how do these guys usually socialize...

Xiao Ge rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, took out the terminal to send a message to Achilles, confirmed the time and meeting place again, and waited for about 3 minutes before receiving a reply.

"It's really rare..." Xiao Ge muttered.

Dai Li glanced at him.

Xiao Ge explained: "Usually he returns very quickly, I don't know if something happened to him."

The major said: "Friend?"

Xiao Ge nodded: "Mr. Walsh on Greenway, do you know him?"

Dai Li paused for arranging the cufflinks, then nodded: "I've heard of it."

Xiao Ge felt that the other party's reaction was a bit subtle: "Is there something wrong?"

Dai Li just shook his head and didn't reply.

Although Govey has repeatedly emphasized that it is best to avoid individual situations, mate selection is a very personal matter. This male insists on taking some unusual paths, so he is not good at interfering.

It's just that apart from the gender, the identity of the other party is also a big obstacle, Dai Li shook his head incredulously.

Xiao Ge was very inexplicable walking on the flat and open urban road.

It's a gay world.

And I can never understand what they are thinking.

Xiao Ge sighed, gave up digging out any information from the taciturn major, turned on the light screen, and began to review the precautions of Elune Night.

The information on the starnet is very complete, whether it is the greeting when meeting, the color of the flowers that should be carried, the meaning of acceptance and gift, and the places where unmarried males should not set foot, they are all listed one by one.

Xiao Ge came to a flower shop—under the guidance of Dai Li, after all, this is a sad road idiot, the kind who can't find the place even with a map——

Since he only provided services for males, Dai Li stayed outside the door. The owner of the store was a beautiful female, but her facial features were soft and her gender characteristics were not obvious, which was different from most females with tough appearance.

"Hello." The other party had long hair and a bright smile: "Can I do something for you?"

"Please choose an Elune for me, I want to give it to a friend." Xiao Ge looked at the vibrant and beautiful strange flowers in the greenhouse, and made a request.

"Friend? Well, I have to ask clearly, what kind of friend is it? You know, sending the wrong flowers is no joke."

The shopkeeper's smiling face made Xiao Ge's back shiver, and he specifically pointed out: "Friend male."

"Then... I suggest you choose the light yellow Alune."

"...Well, good." Follow the advice of professionals.

Dai Li waited outside the flower shop for 10 minutes before the male came out with flowers, but his face was strange, as if he was in a complicated mood.

"Huang Qiusong." Dai Li recognized the name of the flower.

Xiao Ge raised the flower in his hand: "You mean this?" He was relieved after getting the affirmative look from the other party: "The owner said that the Elune flower of this color is given to family and friends, it seems to represent The trust and bond that will never betray."

So he thought of the blue Alune worn by Achilles, and asked the owner what the blue color represented. .”

"Would it be any different if sent by the male?"

The other party smiled all over his face: "My lord, no male insect will choose the blue Elune flower. In a sense, this is exclusive to female insects."

Well, Xiao Ge Nana, how could he remember that the Achilles family planted a lot.

Is it pure love, or...

Probably aware that the male worm was distracted and silent for too long, Dai Li reminded: "There are still 25 minutes."

Xiao Ge came back to his senses and looked at him blankly.

What 25 minutes?

It's rare for Dai Li to say a word: "The night of Elune will start in 25 minutes."