The reborn scumbag concubine

Hello everyone, my name is Xu Xiaoyu, this is my real name, not a nickname.

How would you describe me?Zhai Zhai Zhai.I don't think there is a single word that can describe me except "house".

Age is kept secret, in fact, there is nothing to keep secret. I just imitate those ladies who are reserved and reserved. Hey, I just started college at the age of 18. My usual hobbies are reading books, playing games, or singing songs at home and posting them on the Internet for my girls’ entertainment. .

I know that what everyone cares about is not what I said above, okay, okay, I’m actually a t, a cute t who roams in his own world, some people say I’m handsome, but most of them say I’m cute. Not a bad word to gladly accept.

Since I realized that I am different from other girls, I also had a crush on one or two girls when I first fell in love, but I was a coward, and I never thought of going to confess, so I can only YY in my dreams when I sleep at night Next, hey~ I'm only promising at this point.

I'm fighting against a hero of the opponent in lol, I don't know who is so wicked and gave me a shake, and in less than a few seconds, I was seconded.

"Damn, who is it?" I opened the window in dissatisfaction.

"Xiao Yu'er, have you watched xx TV series recently?"

Uh~ Isn't this my goddess?

The one shaking the window is the girl I have a crush on recently and also my roommate. When I saw her, I lost my temper. I just quit the game and concentrated on chatting with the goddess. The teammate who is like a pig is probably talking about me. .

"I'm not interested after watching one episode." I tapped the keyboard quickly with my fingers.

"Not interested? Don't you know that everyone is watching it now? You don't know how popular it is"

"Please, it's not interesting at all, okay? As a child who has been educated in Chinese history since he was a child, how can I accept such a bad plot? Putting Lao Tzu's business on my son, a modern dinosaur girl turned into a court lady. What I can't understand the most is that there are still a bunch of handsome guys around her, do handsome guys in ancient times have bags on their heads?"

Chatting with the goddess for a while, the goddess said that she was going to sleep, although she was very reluctant, but we can't delay the beautiful woman's beauty sleep.

I simply washed up and went to sleep.

In the morning, I touched the glasses on the bedside and prepared to get up and wash as usual.

"Huh? Where did the glasses go?" I groped for a long time but couldn't find the glasses. I muttered to myself.

I have been short-sighted since the fourth grade of elementary school. I have been touching my glasses in the morning for 7 or 8 years, and I have never missed it. What happened today.

I sat up, rubbed my eyes, and couldn't help shouting "Damn~"

"Grandpa, you are awake, let Xian'er change your clothes for you," said a girl who looked like 13,4 or [-] years old.

At first when I saw her, I thought I was dazzled, but now when I hear her say that, my head buzzes.

"Little Grandpa, Little Grandpa" I sat on the bed and muttered repeatedly, and touched my chest violently.

Although I used to be an airport, there were some ups and downs anyway, and now even the hills are gone. Are you kidding me?

Xian'er on the side was a little strange seeing her series of weird behaviors, but because the little father-in-law usually had a violent temper and often abused himself, he didn't dare to ask her.

"Did I go through time-travel like that dinosaur girl in the TV series? No, no, how can I become a man after time-traveling?" My brain was in a mess at the moment, and I suddenly thought that there was a girl next to me, so I got up and grabbed her arm and said, "Why? What's going on?"

Xian'er was taken aback by Xu Xiaoyu, and said in a panic, "My lord, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"

"Why do you call me little prince? Where is this place? Who are you?" I asked, holding her hand tightly.

When Xian'er heard Xu Xiaoyu's words, she was so frightened that her legs went limp. Did the little eunuch be bewitched?

"Ask you a question? Tell me, what's going on?" Seeing that the little girl across from me didn't speak, I was a little anxious.

"My lord, you, you are the legitimate son of Duke Jinnan in our Great Zhou Kingdom, this, this is Duke Jinnan's mansion, and I am your maid, Xian'er," Xian'er said tremblingly, for fear of offending everyone in front of her. Xu Xiaoyu.

After listening to this little girl's words, I passed out directly. This blow was too great. Although I am a t and I like girls, it doesn't mean that I want to become a boy. Intrigues and deceptions, there are no bones and dregs left that have not been swallowed by a novice like me.

When I woke up again, the room was full of people, and I was still in a daze.

"Ge Er, are you alright?" A gorgeously dressed beautiful woman asked while holding Xu Xiaoyu's hand with concern.

"Yes, I'm sorry, are you?" I must have been frightened at the time, otherwise how could I ask this sentence.

The beautiful woman Xu Xiaoyu's eyes turned red when she said that one day, and she cried, "Ge'er, I'm your mother, don't you know me?"

"When did I come out with such a young mother? My mother is 45 this year." I thought to myself, staring at her in a daze without speaking.

"Ge'er, do you still know dad?" said a dignified middle-aged man in a brocade suit.

I still didn't speak, I was afraid that he would cry if I spoke again.

"Doctor, hurry up and take a look, what's wrong with Ge Er?" Jin Nangong saw that there was something wrong with Xu Xiaoyu and hurriedly summoned the doctor next to him.

I'm like a walking dead now, I can talk as little as I can, and you can do whatever you like, and I'll talk about it when I figure it out.I made up my mind and let the doctor touch and pinch me.

"Report to Jin Nangong, the little prince is in good health and there is no problem," the doctor cupped his hands.

"No problem, why doesn't Geer know me anymore?" Jin Nangong said coldly.

"This, this, I really don't know why." The doctor was so frightened by Jin Nangong that he couldn't speak easily.

While they were talking, I looked around. There were about 8 or 9 people in the room, one was Jin Nangong, the other was the person who claimed to be my mother, and the rest were Xian'er and other maids, doctor. , there is another one who looks much older than my "mother" who looks much older than my "mother". Standing next to her is a tall and strong man with a resolute appearance, a brown gown and a bun. From the eyes of this pair of men and women, I can feel a kind of hostility.

For a month, for a whole month, I was eating all kinds of soups and medicines every day, and some messy people made gestures to me. I think it was Jin Nangong and his wife who thought I was bewitched and came to give it to me. Exorcism.

Soon they found that I couldn't remember anything except the past, and everything else was normal, so they gradually felt at ease.

As for me, this unlucky person is also fully aware of the current situation, I have time-traveled, hey~ I don’t even want to say it’s too bloody!But no, to be precise, I traveled to the Great Zhou Kingdom, on the body of Chunyu Zhige, the son of Duke Nan of Jin. Looks like, even my little t is a nympho.

He has a sharp silhouette, a tall nose bridge, dark eyes, and a wheat-colored complexion that exudes a unique masculine charm. Although he is only 16 years old this year, his height should be about 1,75, and he is still Pretty solid.

Looking at such a "self", the unhappiness in my heart disappeared a little.

None of this big week and the one called "week" in the history of my textbooks can match up.

Duke Nan of Jin Chun Yufeng, that is, my current father is 4% this year, he has mastered half of the soldiers and horses of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and he is also the direct brother of the current empress, the eldest uncle of the emperor, it can be said that one person is less than ten thousand Bar.

My mother is the only daughter of Ouyang Yi, the richest man in the Great Zhou Dynasty, Ouyang Mo, who just turned 31 this year. It is said that many beautiful boys fell in love with her.

I also have a half-brother who was the mother and son I saw in the room when I woke up that day. Her mother was a maid from the Jinnan Duke's mansion who somehow got into my cheap dad's bed. In addition to Chunyu Zhizhan, he is 2 years older than "I am, but his looks are not bad and he has inherited more from Chunyu Feng.

Looking at the appearance of my little mother, I really feel sad for that cheap old man, fortunately he can do it.

In fact, it’s pretty good to be a little prince. You can stretch out your clothes and eat, and you can open your mouth. There are also a few beautiful little maids. Don’t get me wrong. They are all too small, and the biggest one is Xian’er I'm only 14 years old, and I don't have the habit of mutilating young girls.

But this man's body is really embarrassing to me. The first thing to solve is whether to pee standing or squatting. I have been a woman for 18 years in my previous life. The solution is that I am a good person, and I am happy with the situation. To put it bluntly, I am heartless.

I am not unfamiliar with that thing about men. Pay attention, pay attention. Not a completely ignorant white eye.

"Hey, man is really ugly" I muttered while holding a certain part to the toilet.

My new parents saw that everything was normal for me, so they didn't give me something to eat, and they made a fool of themselves.

After untying my hands, I wandered around in the yard. I was idle anyway, and this little grandpa was similar to Mi Chong.

The Jinnan Duke's Mansion is really big, and I didn't know where I was after walking for a long time. I saw someone in the pavilion not far away, so I decided to ask. Hey, it's a bit embarrassing anyway, and I can get lost in my own home.

I walked into the gazebo and was instantly killed by the girl in front of me.

The eyes are not too big, but they match her delicate nose and thin red lips just right. The white gauze dress on her slender figure gives her the feeling of a fluttering fairy.

Cheng Yuqing looked at Chunyu Zhige in front of him staring at him, frowned slightly, and said "Hello, little uncle" with a little dissatisfaction.

I was awakened by Cheng Yuqing's words, "Little uncle? Could it be that she is Chunyu Zhizhan's wife who just got married?"

"Hi sister-in-law," I said with a smile.

Not far from the corridor, Chunyu Zhizhan looked at the two people in the gazebo with fierce eyes, "Bitch".

"Sister-in-law, why are you here alone?" I questioned, logically speaking, shouldn't all these ladies and ladies be accompanied by someone to wait on them.

"The weather is a bit cold, Cui Zhu helped me get the cloak inside the house," Cheng Yu said.

"Uh, emerald green bamboo? With such a vulgar name, the maids probably call it plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum." I reconsidered in my heart.

After I said yes, I was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say, but my sister-in-law is really beautiful, I couldn't help but sneak a few more glances at her, the more I looked at her, the more I felt like a certain star of my era.

Cheng Yuqing didn't have a good impression of this little uncle. Before he got married, he had heard of Chunyu Zhige's notoriety. Number.

It's a good thing that our little Yu'er didn't know he had this nickname, otherwise he would have to kill him head-on. Wouldn't it be complete if he was surnamed Li again?

"Miss, here's the cloak," Cui Zhu said.

"There is such a kind of master as there is a kind of maid. Although she can't match Cheng Yuqing's elegance and refinement, she is still a standard beauty." Looking at the green bamboo, I thought to myself.

Cuizhu's pretty face blushed slightly when Chunyu Zhige looked at her, and she bowed and saluted, "Little Lord".

"En" I replied.

It was the first time for Cuizhu to see Chunyu Zhige up close. Although she had heard a lot about the "love affair" about this little father-in-law before, she also had the attitude of avoiding him. With a handsome and friendly smile, the fear of him before was reduced by half.

Cheng Yuqing didn't have a good impression of Chunyu Zhige in the first place, in her opinion, Chunyu Zhige's smile was jjj, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Cuizhu was lewd, and he couldn't help frowning again.

"Little uncle, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first," Cheng Yu said with a straight face.

I didn't know what Cheng Yuqing was thinking at the moment, and said with a smile, "Sister-in-law, let's go".

"Young master, so you are here, so I can easily find you." Xian'er ran to Zhige's side panting and said.

When she was 13 years old, she was chosen by Chunyu Zhige to be his housemate. She was also surprised by Zhige's transformation at the beginning. She no longer had the previous violence, and she would not torture herself every night, even when she wanted to serve him. When taking a bath, he would actually blush shyly, push her out, and be kind to others. This kind of Zhige made Xian'er, whose body already belonged to Zhige, feel lucky, and gradually changed from fear before to admiration. .

"Look at you panting, drink some water" I smiled and poured her a cup of tea from the stone table.

"Thank you, little lord," Xian'er bowed, although it wasn't the first time Zhige poured tea for him in the past month, but every time he felt flattered.

"Why are you looking for me in such a hurry?" Waiting for Xian'er to take a sip of tea, I said.

"I don't know if my father-in-law is looking for you urgently. The housekeeper came to me because he couldn't find you," Xian'er said.

"Oh, let's go then," I said.

in the study~

"Father, are you looking for me?" I said.

"Well, Zhi Ge, you are not young this year, as a father, I want to tell you about your marriage," Chunyu Feng said.

Chun Yufeng loves and hates this son at the same time, he is the only son of himself and Ouyang Mo, and Ouyang Mo is the love of his life, so naturally he also loves this son very much, besides, Zhi Ge has been good-looking since he was a child, and he is quite a general. However, it is because of the doting of himself and his wife that Zhige has become a "little bully" that everyone in Lanling City knows, which makes the couple very headache.

"Marriage? Father, I'm only 16, isn't it a bit early to get married?" I was surprised.

"It's getting late, your mother already had you when she was your age," Chun Yufeng said.

"But, but I don't want to get married so early," I said.

"What? I don't want to get married. The marriage was already arranged before you were born. In order to wait until you become weaker, your cousin has not married for a long time. You still want to shirk it now?" Chun Yufeng said in a serious tone.

He thought that his son was too flirtatious and didn't want to get married.

"Cousin?" I asked.

"Hey~" Thinking of his son's strange illness some time ago and forgetting everything, he couldn't help sighing, "Your cousin is the current emperor's eldest princess, Mu Ruoyan, who is three years older than you."

"Oh, then can I not marry?" I said weakly.

"What? You rebellious son, are you trying to piss me off?" Chunyu Feng said angrily as his son looked at his disappointment.

"No, Father, don't be angry, I just want to ask if I must marry her?" Although Chunyu Feng has only been here for a month or so, Chunyu Feng has always been kind to himself, his anger really shocked me up.

"No! There is no room for you to bargain over this matter. Your wedding day will be three months later. These days, pay more attention to your words and deeds so as not to cause any trouble," Chun Yufeng said and left in a huff.

"Hey" I sighed heavily.

I admit that I like to look at beautiful girls, I admit that I am a bit of a "little person" who spends my time, but in my previous life, I have never even had a serious relationship, and now I am about to get married, I really can't accept it.

The news of getting married made me depressed all day, so I went back to my room early after dinner.

"Little Grandpa, what's the matter with you?" Xian'er asked.

"I'm going to get married" I said depressedly while sitting on the chair.

I spend the most time with Xianer when I come here for a month. This little girl is good-looking, with a face as big as a palm, a pair of smiling eyes, and two cute dimples when she smiles. She treats me very well. I already consider her my first friend here.

"That's a happy event," Xian'er said with a smile.

"What a happy event, I haven't seen her before, what if she looks scary?" I said.

"How could it be? The eldest princess is the number one beauty in our Great Zhou Dynasty. If it weren't for waiting for you to be weak, you wouldn't be 19 years old and still haven't married for a long time," Xian'er said.

"But I don't like her, but if she looks as beautiful as you, I can barely accept it," I teased.

Xian'er's pretty face flushed slightly, she nodded and said nothing.

"What's wrong?" I was surprised to see Xian'er was silent.

"No, it's nothing, I'll wait for you to take a bath, little grandpa," Xian'er said.

"Uh~, I'll do it myself," I said awkwardly.

"Little Grandpa, do you despise Xian'er?" Xian'er lowered her head and cried.

"Uh~, how could it be, but, but I'm a man and you are a woman." I looked at the little girl crying a little anxiously.

"But, but I'm your maid," Xian'er sobbed.

I am not unfamiliar with the word "Tongfang girl", and I know what it means. I am just a little surprised that this fairy is only 14 years old today. Isn't it too young, and ancient people are too precocious.

"It's okay, I will find you a good family later, so you don't have to be a housekeeper without a name."I didn't know that Xian'er had already had a relationship with Zhi Ge, so I said frankly.

As soon as Xian'er heard Zhi Ge's words, the tears she desperately suppressed immediately stopped, "Little Lord, if you despise Xian'er, please reward me with a white silk, I would rather die than marry someone else."

Although Xian'er is a lowly maidservant, she has a strong temper. Since she has identified Zhi Ge, she will not be with anyone else, not to mention that she has already deeply rooted in her heart for the changed Zhi Ge in front of her.

"Don't cry, it's okay if we don't marry." Seeing this little girl crying with pear blossoms and rain, I really felt so distressed, so I hurriedly coaxed.

"This damn Chunyu Zhige actually wants me to wipe your ass" I cursed in my heart.

Xian'er saw that Zhi Ge would not allow her to marry someone else, so she slowly stopped crying and said, "My little father-in-law Xian'er will take a bath for you."

"Oh, okay" I didn't dare to provoke this little girl anymore, so I could only nod my head.