The reborn scumbag concubine

"Taking this medicine can help you relieve pain." Mu Ruoyan took a pill from a small brown bottle and fed it to Zhi Ge.

Mu Ruoyan's medicine did exactly what she said, and the medicine worked unexpectedly quickly. In just a few minutes, the pain of "split tendons and bones" before was relieved a lot, but walking was a bit awkward.

"Can you make me look better?" I sat in front of the vanity mirror and looked at myself who was a lot smaller in front of me. I was still a little worried, my figure was similar, and my appearance was beautiful enough, but it was useless.

"Then what is the standard of good-looking you said?" Mu Ruoyan asked.

"Just do as you want," I said.

"En" Mu Ruoyan nodded, and started to help Zhige change his face.

I am very glad that I have "long hair", otherwise, in this society where the commodity economy is underdeveloped, where can I get a hood for me?

"Alright, open your eyes and have a look," Mu Ruoyan said.

"kao" I looked at myself in the mirror in disbelief, and then looked back at Mu Ruoyan, although they were not exactly the same, there were some similarities.

"Why didn't you tell me that you still have this hand?" I said.

"Rare is more strange, your sister Xue is much stronger than me." Mu Ruoyan gave Zhige a blank look and said.

"She's so pushy? Well, I didn't get tricked by her once," I said.

"Stop talking nonsense, put this on," Mu Ruoyan said.

"This..." I hesitated.

"Do you want to seduce that prince in your own clothes?" Mu Ruoyan said.

"Okay", I reluctantly took the clothes. When I was a woman, I didn't wear a skirt. Now I'm a man, but I have to wear a skirt. The world is completely messed up.

"How?" After changing his clothes, he came out from the screen, pinched his waist with his left hand, pinched his orchid finger with his right hand, and said with a smile.

"Well, it would be better if you either opened your mouth or had a man's voice," Mu Ruoyan laughed.

"Is there a way to change the voice?" I asked.

"Yes" Mu Ruoyan played with the taste.

"Let's fix it then," I said.

"Well, eunuching you should change your voice," Mu Ruoyan said while thinking.

"Eh~ Feelings are making fun of me, you are the first one to cry when you castrate me" I thought to myself, but then I grinned and started to untie my pants...

"What are you doing?" Mu Ruoyan frowned.

"Aren't you going to castrate me? Let's start," I said, pretending to continue to untie my pants.

"You..." Mu Ruoyan hopped her feet in anger, and turned around without looking at Zhi Ge.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, I'll just pretend to be dumb." I smiled and sat on the chair.

"There is one more thing I must ask for your help," I said.

"En?" Mu Ruoyan questioned.

"There are only four of us. Qi Tai is an idiot, so keep it as a housekeeper. If that prince takes a fancy to me, you two must act quickly, knock down the guard without a sound, and come and rescue me quickly." I said.

"You're a man, even if we go late, he can't do anything to you." Mu Ruoyan smiled.

"Whoever said two men can't do anything?" I said, thinking, "Information can say that the prince can eat both men and women, I don't want to be fucked by a man!"

"Don't worry," Mu Ruoyan said.

"Well, I'll make arrangements for Yunyingfang first, and you will notify Brother Shan later," I said.

"Okay." Mu Ruoyan nodded.

I wanted to try the effect of Mu Ruoyan's disguise on me, so I chose to walk to Yunyingfang.

Seeing how men, women and children were instantly killed by me along the way, I expressed my satisfaction, although my actions may be a little exaggerated...

Uh~ Forgive me, I didn’t go back to being a woman before, and I can’t do it now, but anyway, we have also seen "Green Snake" and so on. In the movie, the two big beauties walk in a bit exaggerated way, hehe, but it’s quite " "Charming" is quite joyful, I will modify it and it will be ok.

"1,2,3,4,2,2,3, 4, [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-]..." Meditating the rhythm, one step, two steps, three steps.

"Bang~" A man hit a tree

"Bang, bang, bang~"

The procuress of Yunyingfang Yizhi Ge Dun's eyes were as bright as chicken blood, but she had seen countless people, and she knew that they were not ordinary people just by their appearance and temperament.

"Girl, you are..."

I waved my hand to signal her that I would not speak.

The madam's heart sank, "It turns out he's a mute."

"I'm going to participate in tonight's oiran auction, you don't need to ask why" I wrote on the paper, and handed her a silver ticket.

"This is not acceptable. If we smash the signboard of Yunyingfang, then..."

Without further ado, I handed her three bank notes with a face value of 1w taels.

This money is enough to buy half of the place here, and the madam is also working for others, so naturally she has no reason to think that the money is too much, she smiled and nodded while looking at the bank note in her hand.

"You're going to help me get elected," I wrote.

"Girl, don't worry, you won't fascinate those men with your looks," the old bustard flattered her.

"However, we will have a talent show session here at that time. Look at you..." The madam was concerned that she was dumb, so she didn't speak directly.

I motioned her to go down.

"Talent? What talent do I have besides painting? The question is who has the time to watch you paint there for half an hour? Dancing? Hip-hop? Forget it, don't scare people to death.. Yes, hehe, It's Mu Ruoyan who shaped me into this small figure..."

"Masters and young masters, tonight's finale three beauties are about to appear, please remember their numbers, after the talent show is over, everyone is welcome to bid enthusiastically!"

"Eh~ The showmanship is so professional, I can't help but sigh in my heart, no matter what era a businessman is in, there is one word, "fine""

I paid a lot of money, and I have the right to choose when to appear on the stage. Also, everyone else is here to make money, but I am the only one who spends money to sell myself. I guess the old bustard and the tortoise must say that I am a "stupid" when they sneak around .

"Next, we invite our last beauty performer, Lord Gong Xiao."

I listened to the tortoise calling my "name" at the front desk, took a deep breath, and waited for the music to start...

"Pfft~" Mu Ruoyan, who was hiding in the crowd, shook her head and smiled wryly when she heard the name, thinking to herself, "How did this rascal come up with the name?"

"5556532,5556532,5652,5652,32153, [-], [-], [-], [-]..." A cheerful new song was born~~ "Rainbow"

There is no way, I can think of the fastest rhythm and can be played with folk instruments. I am quite satisfied with the prelude played by the musicians, and secretly sighed "professional".

"Girl, let's go" the old bustard reminded seeing that Zhi Ge was still standing there.

Do you think that my appearance will surely "stun the audience"?Then I want to say, 5555~ I let everyone down. This ditty has a bright rhythm, but it’s hard to follow. Walking with the same hands and feet, it is about to return to "normal" and it is not so far away. It is a gorgeous "gift" to Redishen and Jeter present. Its name is "Dog□□□" !

"Wow~" There was an uproar in the stands.

When Zhi Ge first appeared on the stage, not to mention the "pig buddies" in the audience, even his eyes were straightened, which is too flattering, that slender waist, that small dimple, that small mouth...

Mu Ruoyan looked at the classmate "Gong Xiaozhu" with an attitude of "appreciation" throughout the whole process, and secretly sighed in her heart, "Zhi Ge learns like a woman." Seeing her steps start to be messy, followed by the current scene...

I'm not afraid of embarrassment, the problem is, what's wrong with that prince, hey~ he's going to die.

I stood up unhurriedly, and gave a symbolic pat regardless of whether there was any dust on my body.

"Everyone, I'm really sorry. Our Miss Gong lost her nervous pace when she saw so many handsome young masters coming today." The old bustard hurriedly came to the stage to smooth things over.

I squinted at the "target" in the stands on the second floor, but I couldn't see it clearly enough. Is he "playful"?

The most important moment came. Seeing the bleakness of the previous two "transaction prices", I started to beat my heart. If this is not successful, wouldn't my work be in vain?

"This is our No. [-], Miss Gong Xiaozhu, is there any guest official willing to bid?" Mr. Gui shouted loudly.

"2000 taels"

"5000 taels!"

"five thousand five"

"5 taels!"

The audience is silent~~~~~~~

"Eh~ I succeeded?" I couldn't believe that this "fake woman" of myself was so valuable, and she was still taken by the target person.

"Is there anything higher than 5 taels?"

People who often come to Yunyingfang don't know that the master upstairs is Shan Yu's elder brother, and no one dares to rob him even if he pays 5 taels.

"Then our oiran tonight is Ms. Gong Xiaozhu, congratulations to the guest officer upstairs for embracing a beautiful lady"

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the first step was successful, yes!

Before being xxooed, the bustard took me into a "bathroom". The decoration is good, especially the big "bathroom". Click...

Worried about washing too slowly and being urged by others, I just took a symbolic soak and put on the "new clothes" prepared for me by the bustard.

When I went out, the old bustard was already waiting there, looking at me with a smile, which made my skin crawl and my heart shuddered.

"You are waiting here now," said the madam, and exited the room.

I took a closer look and found that the room was quite large, with extremely luxurious furnishings, mahogany tables and chairs covered with gold, huanghuali wooden bed, a vertical screen inlaid with gold and jade, and even the utensils for serving vegetables and wine on the table were made of silver. of.

"This oiran is worth it," I laughed secretly.

"Squeak~"

Hearing the sound of the door opening, I put away my expression and sat upright on the bed, my heart pounding.

The man walked in without looking at Zhi Ge, but sat on the chair and poured himself a drink.

In fact, he is very good like this, if he really rushes towards me as soon as he enters the door, I will really be screwed.

The only sound in the room was the sound of a man drinking, and both were talking.

The previous few times I couldn't see it clearly enough, but now the distance between the "big prince" and me is less than 3 meters.

To be honest, this prince is not bad looking, the royal genes are not messed up, he is about 1.9 meters tall, thick and slightly raised eyebrows, small eyes but very energetic, short and hard on the jaw and sides. Stubble, strong body, to sum up, full of masculinity!

If it is said that a person with such a face is a mediocre drunkard, I will not believe it.

I was watching him carefully, when I saw him put down his wine glass at this moment, and turned his head to look at me playfully.

I hurriedly bowed my head in a shy manner, but I didn't know if I was pretending or not, grandma, I was really startled by his sudden turning back.

"Little lady" Jin Zhiming raised Zhi Ge's chin with a smile on his face.

"I have a chill in my heart, don't you want that?" I forced a smile.

The corners of Jin Zhiming's mouth curled up, and he reached out to untie Zhi Ge's clothes.

I dodged his "wolf's claws" and wailed in my heart "Why Shan Jin and Mu Ruoyan haven't come yet".

"I like it, it has personality." Jin Zhiming smiled and walked over to Zhige.

I can't reveal my identity until I enter and they bring down the people outside, otherwise I may be killed by him before I can speak.

"Where are you going, haha?" Jin Zhiming hugged Zhi Ge and laughed.

I'm struggling~ But now I'm shrunk by Mu Ruoyan, I can't use my strength at all, oh my god, I won't be blasted.

The moment I was thrown on the bed by him, I was extremely desperate. Dressed like this, I lost my integrity, and now my "chastity" will also be gone.

"Haha, haha" Jin Zhiming laughed wantonly while tearing Zhi Ge's clothes...

I can't compromise even if I die, even if the final result is still being qiang, I still have to struggle to my death, clutching my neckline, but he is taking off my pants... In this rush, I feel the two pieces stuffed on my chest before. The steamed buns are about to fall off, and I have to take care of my clothes and breast protection, 5555...Single entry, Big Bingshan come and save me.

"Swipe, brush, brush"

"Oh my mother, you, why are you two so slow?" Looking at the eldest prince who was pinned down by Mu Ruoyan, I said with lingering fear.

"Those warriors are more difficult to deal with," Shan Jin said.

"Are you okay?" Mu Ruoyan looked at the disheveled Zhi Ge and asked with concern.

"If you two show up a little later, I'm going to have something to do." I said and took out the two steamed buns, which were already horrible, and stuffed them directly in the mouth of the eldest prince.

"Haha, you don't need to gag him, he can't speak." Mu Ruoyan covered her mouth and smiled seeing Zhi Ge's appearance.

"Can you hear what I'm saying now?" I straightened my messy clothes, looked at Jin Zhiming and said.

Jin Zhiming blinked his eyes.

"I have no ill intentions towards you, I just want to discuss something with you, if you don't shout, I can let someone untie your acupoints," I said.

Jin Zhiming blinked again.

"Relieve his acupoints" I looked at Mu Ruoyan and said.

Jin Zhiming spat out the steamed bun that Zhi Ge had stuffed in his mouth, and said, "I thought you were that beautiful princess, but I didn't expect you to be a man."

"You knew?" I was surprised but didn't show it on my face.

"What do you think?" Jin Zhiming played with taste.

"Haha, so you let me approach you on purpose?" I laughed.

"Otherwise?" Jin Zhiming said.

"It's really hard, it's all rhetorical questions." I thought to myself, sitting on the chair next to him and said, "Then do you know why we are looking for you?"

"I don't know everything," Jin Zhiming said.

"Tell me what you know," I said.

"Why?" Jin Zhiming said.

"Just because you are in our hands now, I don't think you would have thought that just because of the three of us, you could put the guards you carefully selected today?" I laughed.

"Hehe" Jin Zhiming remained silent, secretly sighing that the man in front of him was not easy to deal with.