The reborn scumbag concubine

"Huh? Isn't this girl the one I "fished" out of the lake today? I thought it was a little maid, but I didn't expect it to be my sister-in-law." I thought to myself, but my expression didn't change at all. It doesn't seem very good to know that I know her sister, not to mention that she obviously doesn't like this sister very much.

"It is a big taboo to burn incense and worship in the palace. No matter what your status is, you must be punished according to the regulations, and it will be delayed."

Mu Ruoyan looked sideways at Zhi Ge and said coldly.

"promise!"

The three inner eunuchs responded and dragged Mu Ruoling away.

Mu Ruoling didn't look at Zhi Ge again throughout the whole process, as if the two really didn't know each other.

"Okay, let's go, although you look good when you are angry, I still like to see you smile." I took Mu Ruoyan's hand, felt a slight coolness in her palm, and held it tightly in a timely and considerate manner. palm.

Mu Ruoyan's tense pretty face eased a little, and she let Zhi Ge lead her.

It's not that I don't want to help that little girl, even if I pleaded just now, it won't help.

Mu Ruoyan intends to punish her. As her son-in-law, it is obviously unwise for me to stand on the opposite side of her in this situation. If I fail to save people, it will be counterproductive.

After all, Mu Ruoling is also a princess, thirty boards sounds scary, and the inner prisoner who executes the sentence will think about it.

"See Father, Queen and Queen"

"Hehe, flatten your body quickly." Mu Xun smiled with his beard curled up, his brows and eyes were full of joy, and he didn't mention the fact that the two of them were late.

Originally, I thought of a set of excuses, but now my father-in-law didn't ask about it, so it's okay, it's easy.

Just as Mu Ruoyan and I were about to sit down, a voice rang out.

"Emperor sister and brother-in-law, why are you late? It must be delayed by something more important than the banquet?"

I thought to myself "Yo, here comes a challenger".

Although Mu Xun's expression was normal, many of the ministers present thought that Chunyu Zhige was a youthful achievement, arrogant and rude, and let the current emperor and empress wait for him, which was unjustifiable anyway.

Chun Yufeng also felt that his son's actions were indeed against the etiquette of a monarch and his ministers.

Although it is a small matter, it has changed on such an occasion.

Hey~, if it were an ordinary family, it could be described as trivial, isn't it just that the uncle and daughter are late?

But now if I can't give a satisfactory answer, those ministers who are full of sour and rotten words will say that I don't know etiquette and have no respect for the emperor.

Wipe~ Such a big hat, I don’t mind putting it on the old Xiao Yu’er, but now I’m not Xiao Yu’er but Da Zhou’s son-in-law, who “carries the family and the mouth”, so I have to use my brain again up~

"I told my father and queen, this is all my fault, I wanted to show off my skills in front of my father and queen to make you laugh, but I was afraid that there would be mistakes, so I begged the princess to help me to take a look before I came, and find out if I made a mistake, otherwise I will delay it." Time." I pretended to be embarrassed.

Mu Ruoyan murmured in her heart, she originally wanted to say the same thing, and she could play a piece of "Longevity Without Boundaries" at that time to resolve it, but now Zhi Ge preempted her, so she had nothing to do.

"Haha, Geer really has filial piety," Mu Xun said with satisfaction.

"Father, since my brother-in-law has carefully prepared the show, and my son wants to see it, it must be more interesting than these songs and dances," Cheng Wang pressed "at the right time".

I turned my head and raised my eyes to look at this person who made repeated criticisms, and thought to myself, "I really don't leave any room for it."

"The minister will show his shame there," I bowed my hands.

Mu Xun waved his hand to signal the dancers to step back.

I exhaled lightly, walked towards the center, and immediately nodded to the little eunuchs in the corner, motioning them to help bring the things up.

I just told them to put their things down, and set up the easels and drawing boards myself.

There were only four people in the audience who knew what Zhi Ge was going to do, the Emperor, Mu Ruoyan, Prince Rui and Chun Yufeng.

Chunyu Feng has seen his son's paintings with his own eyes, and he is still very confident in Zhi Ge's painting skills, but it takes too long to paint, and I'm afraid it's not suitable for today's banquet.

The corners of Mu Ruoyan's mouth curled up, thinking, "This guy seems to have been prepared."

After a cup of tea...

"Father, my son is ready," I said, holding the drawing board in front of Mu Xun.

"Here is it?" Mu Xun frowned, looked at the several wrong lines in front of him suspiciously, and then looked at Zhige.

King Cheng came closer, looked at the drawing board in Zhige's hand and couldn't help laughing, "Haha, is that what my brother-in-law said about the skill?"

"Hehe, my son implores Father to temporarily extinguish all the palace lanterns."

I ignored the city king, raised the drawing board in my hand, and said.

"Okay," Mu Xun replied, looking at Eunuch Zhang who was standing in front of him.

Eunuch Zhang bowed his head and nodded, then said loudly, "Turn off all the palace lanterns".

For a while, the ministers didn't know what kind of tricks this son-in-law was playing. First he was late for the banquet, and then he drew a few outrageous things to "show his ugliness" in front of everyone.

When everything around was plunged into darkness, the drawing board in Zhi Ge's hand was glowing with light, and everyone present including Mu Xun, the king of a country, couldn't help being surprised at the scene in front of him.

The original rough and shallow lines on the drawing board have turned into a picture of "everything in the world". The bustling streets are crowded with people in different clothes and expressions, interspersed with various activities, which can be described as lifelike. will shine.

"Haha, Ge'er is indeed a miraculous stroke of genius," Mu Xun said cheerfully, and glanced at Eunuch Zhang.

"Light up the lights~" Eunuch Zhang shouted in a shrill voice.

The surrounding lights were bright again, just like daytime, and the scene on the drawing board disappeared without a trace.

All the officials were amazed, even Prince Cheng and Prince Rui, who were waiting to watch the play, showed expressions of disbelief.

"Ge Er, why does this painting glow?" Mu Xun asked.

"Father, it's my son who added something special to the paint. This thing can fully absorb the light, and when the surroundings are in darkness, it will emit dazzling light." I said.

"Oh? Then why did the painting disappear?" Mu Xun asked.

"Erchen usually likes to paint, so he has a special liking for paint. This is a kind of paint that can be invisible, and when combined with something that can emit light, it becomes this painting." I replied.

"Since you will be invisible, how did you paint without telling people to turn off the lights when you painted?" Mu Xun asked.

"It's all thanks to you, father," I said with a smile.

"How did I help you?" Mu Xun asked.

"This painting is called the Peaceful and Prosperous Age. If you hadn't created a peaceful and happy life for the people all over the world, my father, how could I have been familiar with the scene of the "Peace and Prosperity" for a long time?" I said.

"Haha, haha, what a peaceful and prosperous world, come here with a pen, ink, paper and inkstone." Mu Xun obviously liked Zhi Ge's flattery very much.

"Bah, sycophant" Cheng Wang cursed in a low voice.

Mu Xun waved the word "miracle" in person.

"I reward you with these two words today, one is to reward your filial piety, the other is to reward you for observing the lives of the common people, you are my good son-in-law, a good minister of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and the third is your superb painting skills. It’s really a stroke of genius, a stroke of genius,” Mu Xun praised.

"Thank you, father!" I hurriedly knelt down to thank you.

"Huh~, how's it going?" Back in my seat, I leaned closer to Mu Ruoyan and whispered in Mu Ruoyan's ear.

Mu Ruoyan just smiled and said nothing.

She had another thought in her mind. After tonight's incident, Chunyu Zhige's reputation would be known in the streets the next day. Not only did he make military exploits, but now he is also a "magic pen". "It can be said that he has both civil and military skills, and has gained both fame and fortune.

"Did he come late on purpose?" Mu Ruoyan glanced at Zhi Ge, who was smiling and paying attention to the singing and dancing, and had an answer in his mind.

It is impossible for Chunyu Zhige to complete such a complex painting in such a short period of time even if he has superb painting skills. Then there is only one possibility, that is, he prepared all of this in advance, and the painting is indeed made with what Chunyu Zhige said. The said invisible paint was drawn by him, and he did draw it from his memory. Chunyu Zhige still has this ability, but it’s not that the painting on the spot just now was planned long ago.” Mu Ruoyan thought, after all, she still had to look at the painting. Can't see through him.

I want to say, after all, I am a modern person, after all, I am a "grassroots", this kind of court singing and dancing, high-end and high-end art, I really have indigestion, but on such occasions I still have to pretend to understand, no The method, the "grace" I should have, even if I pretend to be like that.

Here I have to say a few more digressions. Some people will ask me why I changed?

I also feel that I have changed, I have become less and less like Xu Xiaoyu, I have become more and more envious of Xu Xiaoyu, what you see is me laughing and laughing all day long, hugging left and right, peach blossoms are rolling, but The paraphrased sentence has said the big slang "These are not what I want!" I don't know how many times.

I tried my best to please the emperor, just to survive. In this position, if I don’t advance, I will retreat, and the result of retreat is death without a whole body. Rather than end up with a broken family, it is better to have a certain amount of power, which can at least be used to protect myself and my family. people around me.

I am the most lazy to use my brain, and now I have developed all my intelligence.

So please don't be disappointed with me now, because I am already disappointed enough with myself.

After the dinner party, Mu Ruoyan was invited away by the prince. Originally, Mu Ruoyan asked me if I wanted to go together, but I saw the prince's small eyes, which were full of hostility and vigilance. Well, you don't want me to go, I I'm too lazy to go.

Simply return to Fengyang Palace alone like this.

After taking a shower, Mu Ruoyan hadn't come back yet, so I looked out the window to see that it's getting late, maybe I'm staying in the Prince's East Palace.

Not long after, Mu Ruoyan sent someone to say that she would not be coming back tonight, but she was not staying in the East Palace but in the Queen's Fengyi Palace.

Lying on the bed, thinking of Mu Ruoling who I met in the garden tonight, my heart is full of doubts. Although Mu Ruoyan has the arrogance of a princess, her heart is not bad. Why is my sister so strict?

"Hey~" I sighed and sat up, I couldn't help but smile wryly in my heart, no matter how I change, I'm still the bad guy Xu Xiaoyu, I'm afraid the [-]-year-old beat her hard, and I don't know if there is a doctor to see her.

I think so, I have never heard of my father-in-law having such a daughter, and it seems that she is also a child who is not loved by her parents. If you are a good person, just do it to the end. Who asked me to save her in the lake during the day?She's going to die, isn't my work in vain?

After "struggling" for a long time, I still got out of bed, put on some clothes casually, and went out.