Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

Today was Ye Shubei's worst day in the "so-called sect". First, when he got up, his left shoulder was obviously sore and sore. It must have been caused by yesterday's mess. There is not even Jinchuang medicine here, so he is not happy.

Then when I went to the cafeteria for breakfast, the student card ran out of money. I wanted to ask the two good brothers to borrow some money, but unfortunately these two people chased him all the way yesterday. .

Then he went to a strange class. On the table in front of him was a flat rectangle, which could move when there was light. There was a "crackling" sound.Rows of earthworm-like things would jump out of the flat rectangle, which was completely similar to what he saw in the book. Xiao Zhengyi said that this thing was called English.

Anyway, Ye Shubei didn't fiddle with anything during the whole class. He just remembered that before the get out of class ended, the rectangular thing in front of him suddenly burst into roars, and then it didn't light up again.

He still remembers the teacher's surprised gaze at the end, even more angry than this rectangle, asking him to hand in a homework before next week's class. As for what kind of homework, Ye Shubei looked confused.

Now he's sitting in his dorm room, brooding over that rectangle thing, and he swears he clicked every bump/raise on the grid, and the rectangle thing goes dark again.

In the midst of whining and mourning, the door was knocked.

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing couldn't take it because they were hungry, so they asked their classmates to borrow money.He only left thinking about them, so he wouldn't come back so soon, he is not a fool, he knows that everything in this world is easy to borrow, and borrowing money just like this is harder than going to heaven.

"Who is it!"

The person outside the door was obviously taken aback, and after a while, he said dissatisfiedly: "It's me."

The person who came was Lu Mingfeng.

Lu Mingfeng swore that if he hadn't been desperate, he would never have come here. God knows that when he was walking all the way to Ye Shubei's dormitory, his heart felt like a thousand horses whizzed by.

The meaningful eyes of the students in the corridor are really too imaginative.

Lu Mingfeng hadn't yet reached the stage of auditory hallucinations, those voices were clear and clear, and the sound could be heard.

"Damn it, isn't this Lu Mingfeng? Why did he come to school? He's quite courageous!"

"Hey, don't you know? It was spread all over the school yesterday. He brought his sister to settle accounts with Ye Shubei. Anyway, the three of them left together, and we bet that Ye Shubei would commit suicide. It's in the wilderness, who knows that Ye Shubei will come back intact at night."

"Hey, what the hell happened here?"

"I don't know, but why do you think he took the initiative to find Ye Shubei?"

"Haha, if you come alone, you must follow the other party."

"Oh, it's so graphic and exciting!"

"I want to watch the live version! It must be amazing! Is it the [-]th ban!"

"36 should be banned!"

"Wish you happiness?"

"Absolute blessing!"

Lu Mingfeng had a toothache, stomachache, and body aches, but he knocked on the door of Ye Shubei's bedroom in full view.When he stepped in, crowds of applause came from outside the door, and he vaguely heard the congratulatory message of "a happy marriage for a hundred years, and grow old together".

Ye Shubei was frowning and staring at the computer. He was not surprised to see him, but impatient.

"Are you alright?"

"Well, yes."

Lu Mingfeng thought for a while, since he was looking for someone to help, he had to have a correct attitude, but when he remembered that this guy was a homosexual, he trembled for no reason.

"Are you cold?"

"Ah, kinda..."

"I'm bored."

"What's bothering you? Is there anything I can do for you?"

Ye Shubei handed over the book, "Master asked me to do the homework, but I can't understand it, I don't know how to do it, and I don't know what to do."

Lu Mingfeng is also from the Department of Computer Science, so it's clear at a glance, "You don't know how to do something so simple? Ye Shubei, are you kidding me?"

Ye Shubei's face was sincere, and he deliberately put on a look of tears, "I really don't know, what the hell is this, and this flat rectangle, he turned black again."

"..."

Lu Mingfeng checked, "Oh, it crashed, let's reinstall the system, what did you press?"

"I just pressed all the raised grids."

"..."

So in the next hour, Lu Mingfeng helped him reinstall the system, and helped him finish the homework of the program. Of course, in order to reinstall the system during this period, he went back to his dormitory to get the system CD, so in the corridor The conversation becomes as follows.

"Hey, why did you come out so soon?"

"Probably because Ye Shubei can't do it."

"Hey, why did you go in again?"

"Twice a day is fine."

"..."

Lu Mingfeng felt that he was going to die.

So after installing the system for Ye Shubei and finishing his homework, Lu Mingfeng finally took a breath, only then did he realize that something was wrong! I was the fucking one who asked for help!

Ye Shubei saw that the rectangle was ready and his homework was done, so he was naturally in a good mood, and started to poke and fiddle with the grid again, saying, "What do you want from me?"

Lu Mingfeng felt that it was still a bit difficult to say.

"Oh, actually, I understand even if you don't tell me, it's about your sister."

Lu Ming nodded like a rattle.

"Your sister's fiancé is pestering your sister. If you don't dare to leave, your sister will be finished!"

"Ah!!!" Lu Mingfeng suddenly yelled, "Putong" knelt down, "You, please help me!"

To be honest, the sound insulation effect of this dormitory building is good, but just now Lu Mingfeng's voice was too loud, and the melon-eaters outside listening to the corner could only hear it if they didn't want to hear it.

They looked at each other, and seemed to hear an "ah", followed by a loud noise, after a little brainstorming, they came to the conclusion that it was too intense!

Lu Mingfeng didn't think that Ye Shubei had any special talents at first, but after hearing what he said yesterday, he was convinced that the person in front of him was definitely not a materialist, and he could speak clearly and logically. He must know some kind of mage or expert. It would be great if he could be invited to do a method. Lu Mingfeng risked his life to come here with such an idea.

Unexpectedly, Ye Shubei said directly, "I can indeed help you."

"Ah!!!" Lu Mingfeng yelled again, (The melon-eating people in the corridor were so excited, they didn't know how to write the words radiant love until now!)

Lu Mingfeng got up from the ground, grabbed a pen and paper, "Please give me the master's contact information, and I'll invite him to do it right away."

"I don't know any master!"

"..."

Lu Mingfeng couldn't believe it, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

"No, I will. I can exorcise ghosts and catch ghosts. I can catch anything."

"..."

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing borrowed money to no avail, and they were coming back in despair, when they saw a group of classmates lying on their dormitory door, they felt bad all of a sudden, did Ye Shubei make trouble again?Hanged himself in the bedroom or cut his wrists?

Fuck, this is going to kill people, how are they going to live!

Hastily opened the door and took a look, only to see Lu Mingfeng crying, hugging Ye Shubei's thigh, talking incoherently, I beg you to save me, I can do whatever you want!

People: "..."

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing closed the door, thinking to themselves, what the hell is going on.

Lu Mingfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and started to make a long story short, which is actually very simple. In a word, Lu Mingxi went completely crazy after returning home yesterday.

She was in a bad mood when she lost, and she huddled in the room as soon as she got home, telling her not to eat, but in the middle of the night, she ran out of the room barefoot, yelling that there are ghosts, ghosts, ghosts! ! !

Then I became delirious. During these ten hours, I did more than a dozen unthinkable things, including running to the top floor and jumping off the building, turning on the gas and lighting the fire again, drinking three douches of dish soap, and sending her I went to the hospital to have my stomach washed, and on the way back, I opened the car door and wanted to jump down the street, and so on.

Ye Shubei put on an expression that he had guessed a long time ago, and said, "I was entangled by her fiancé, so I want to drag her down to be a companion."

Lu Mingfeng said "Ah!" again, and shouted, "What should I do!!!"

"It's very simple, just arrest his fiancé and beat him up."

"..."

In fact, Ye Shubei is also a bit tricky, there is nothing here, how to catch ghosts if there is nothing, at least there was incense ash in the incense burner last time in Phoenix Mountain, the incense ash is the product of incense worship, of course it can drive away ghosts, here But no.

In fact, the most useful is the talisman seal, but unfortunately there is no yellow paper here.

Seeing that he was silent, Lu Mingfeng thought there was some trouble, so he patted his chest and assured him: "For the sake of the Lu family, for my sister, I will do whatever you want."

Ye Shu Beixin said that I can't help it, but can you do it?He said angrily: "Without yellow paper, what can I do."

"Yellow paper?" Lu Mingfeng seemed to understand but didn't seem to understand, "Can I understand it as yellow paper?"

"That's right, that's the one. You know the talisman seal, it's the talisman paper."

Xiao Zhengyi watched a lot of ignorant TV series, he could understand, and gestured, "Is it the kind used to subdue demons? Yellow paper that can be drawn with strange symbols?"

"Yup!"

Song Haoqing made up the knife, "Isn't there Taobao?"

Lu Mingfeng patted his head, "That's right, Big Taobao! Get out of the way."

Lu Mingfeng pushed Ye Shubei away and wanted to open the webpage, only to find that the computer could not be opened again.

After reinstalling the system for the second time, I successfully opened the Taobao website, found the store, placed an order, and took out a small rectangular piece, facing it, and whispered, "Shop, what do you give me?" I send a same-day mail, and it will be shipped within 1 minute, and if I can receive it within an hour, I will give you an extra [-]!"

"..."

Ye Shubei felt that if he didn't remind now, it would be too late, so he patted him on the shoulder in fear, (Lu Mingfeng trembled when he touched him.)

Ye Shubei asked: "You just said that as long as I can save you, you are willing to do anything?"

Lu Mingfeng trembled three more times, trembling, "You, what do you want... I... I'm afraid... I... I'm really straight... I'm not gay... Please let me go !!!”

Ye Shubei: "..."

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing turned their faces away, they thought it was better not to get involved at the moment.

Ye Shubei looked confused, "I just want to know what's going on with the gay..."

Lu Mingfeng cupped his fists, "Brother, don't make fun of me, isn't it you who are gay?"

"..." Ye Shubei became unhappy, "I'm going down wild dog Sanren!"

Xiao Zhengyi turned his head back, "Brother, you are the gay guy, who made you like Lu Mingfeng, and even touched people. I have seen it with my own eyes. To be honest, don't hit me."

Ye Shubei rolled his eyes, and after thinking for a minute, he slowly realized that Ye Shubei, who had lost his sleeve, had taken a fancy to Lu Mingfeng. No wonder those senior brothers and sisters had such expressions.

Fuck, this. .what's the situation. . .

Before Ye Shubei opened his mouth, the door rang again, and there was a middle-aged man standing outside the door, his face was blue and red, he seemed to be running all the way, holding a stack of yellow paper in his hand, shouting, "I delivered it myself, the owner! It only takes half an hour! It's 1 yuan! Give it quickly!"

"..."

After Ye Shubei drew more than a dozen talisman seals "swish, swish, swish", he said triumphantly, "Let's go, let's catch ghosts!"

Lu Mingfeng burst into tears with gratitude, thank you very much, and did not doubt the credibility of this matter at all.

Ye Shubei waved his hand, "Wait a minute, the reward has to be agreed in advance."

"What."

"Your sister lost to me yesterday, and the number on the student card hasn't been stamped on me yet."

"I come!"

"Also, one matter is one matter, this is yesterday, and today's! Today's reward is also to put numbers on the student card, but not only for me, but also for my two good brothers, who are also hungry .”

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing opened the door, and they stood neatly on one side, "Brother, we two will open the way for you! Let's go! Let's go!"