Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

Lu Mingfeng's face turned from red to purple and then purple in three seconds.

"Fuck! I don't know shit? My young master, I got a full [-] points in CET-[-] and [-] in IELTS. You fucking say I don't know shit? Come out if you have the guts. What's the point of hiding in it? Who are you trying to scare with ghost hands? I am not afraid of gods and ghosts, come and kill one by one, and kill two by one..."

"Snapped!"

The blackboard eraser flew across the air, and hit Lu Mingfeng's forehead straight, and even flung him blankly, like a singer without makeup.

Then there was another "snap", and something quickly knocked the back of his head hard, but this time the ghost hand didn't do any good, as if affected by the reaction force, he let go of the pain .

Although the speed was extremely fast, Ye Shubei still saw it, and it was indeed the ghost hand.

"Damn it, it hit me!" Lu Mingfeng yelled, clutching the back of his head, with tears in his eyes, in fact, he didn't hurt, just uncomfortable!

"Fuck, what if I lose my appearance! What should I do!"

Ye Shubei didn't have time to pay attention to him. He strode to the place between the podium and the blackboard. Generally speaking, there is a door under the podium, which can be used to put homework books or put things for the teacher, but the podium of the electronic classroom There is no door under it, in other words, it will feel solid at first glance.

"This cabinet is hollow, and it hides in it."

Lu Mingfeng swung his foot and kicked it viciously, cursing at the street while kicking, "You have the ability to scare people, come out if you have the ability, what kind of a hero are you hiding inside!"

No matter how violently Lu Mingfeng kicked, there was no other sound other than the "buzzing buzz" protesting that the podium was about to collapse.

"Damn it, you're such a gutless bastard, you just sneakily hit me on the back of the head, and after one hit, I'm done, you bastard!"

"It's not that it doesn't dare, it's that it can't."

Lu Mingfeng's face twitched a little, and he looked at the calm Ye Shubei, "What do you mean?"

"You have a talisman on your body, it can't touch you, just like when I was here that time, as soon as I hit it with the talisman, it retracted."

Lu Mingfeng's eyes were about to turn red again, this Ye Shubei had saved his life again in a disguised form, if he didn't have the talisman he was carrying with him, he might have been caught under the podium to be a ghost.

Just when he had the urge to kneel down and hug his thighs again, Ye Shubei took out the talisman and pasted it around the podium, and knocked on the podium, "Girl, let's talk if you have something to say. It's not a way, you can't move now, do you plan to be trapped in it for the rest of your life? If you don't run around, we can talk, can't we?"

The podium was silent.

Lu Mingfeng asked back: "How do you know it's a woman?"

"The arms are slender, and the index fingers are slender. They don't look like men, especially the small trick of sneak attacking and hitting the back of the head. Men won't do such low-level things."

"You are low-level! Your whole family is low-level!"

"..."

Seeing Ye Shubei being scolded, Lu Mingfeng felt unhappy again, kicked the podium again, "Fuck you, what are you talking about!"

Ye Shubei had nothing to do with it, it seemed that this thing was not easy to talk about, and he didn't have basic manners, so he took out another talisman and shook it in his hand, "Are you afraid of Sanwei Zhenhuo? If not, I'll post it gone."

There was no movement on the podium, and after a while, a sleepy voice came, "If you don't take your talisman away, how can I get out!"

A female student with glasses as thick as a beer bottle came out from the podium, combed her funny curly hair, and held a stack of books in her hand. She messed up her hair, and her first reaction was not After tidying up the appearance, I carefully checked whether the book in my hand was damaged. When I saw some corners were bent, I felt displeased, "The book is broken, you pay for it!"

"..."

Lu Mingfeng resisted the urge to kick up, "I don't hit women! You fucking beat me on the head, and come out to scare people when you have nothing to do. Is it something you did?"

"That's because you are ignorant and inexperienced, and you still want to slap your face to make yourself fat, you deserve it!"

Lu Mingfeng felt chest tight and dizzy, saying that he was uneducated and knowledgeable, which made him more depressed than putting a hundred ghosts in front of him. He picked up the blackboard eraser that had fallen, and knocked the blackboard until it sounded loudly, "Look! Look clearly, don't say that my logic is fine, if you find even the slightest grammatical error, I'll call your mother!"

Troublesome Ghost stroked his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said quietly, "This is just a reading comprehension question, you just need to combine the content of the article and the author's thinking. Generally speaking, the answer to the main question is usually in the last paragraph. To put it bluntly, The point is to start from the key points of the article. The purpose of the whole article is the impact caused by the destruction of the environment. It has half a relationship with the development of new energy. You said a lot of your own opinions, which are not related to this article. It's a half-baked relationship, I don't even know how to examine the questions, it's not that I don't know anything..."

"..."

"Call Mom quickly."

Lu Mingfeng had a toothache and twitching expression on his face. Just as he was still struggling with the multiple-choice question of whether to kick up or shout mom, the classroom door was knocked open.

Suddenly, a male student wearing a woolen cap rushed in, twirling a Buddhist bead in his left hand, and shouting endlessly, "Let this old monk come to save you. All grievances and grievances are in the past. Let go of your obsessions and reach bliss early."

Ye Shubei recognized the person in front of him just by the fleece hat on his head. He was the one who ran all over the mountain in Phoenix to catch ghosts last time. He seemed to be called Bai Xiaosheng?

I was stunned, and immediately retorted: "What is the speed, I haven't finished asking."

The troublesome ghost obviously didn't want to be rescued anymore. When he saw the prayer beads twisted in his hand, his face turned pale with fright, and he went into the podium again.

Bai Xiaosheng refused to let go, and started nagging and shushing at the podium again.

Ye Shubei was terribly annoyed, he hated being interrupted halfway through his conversation, especially at such an important moment, shouting: "Lu Mingfeng, let's catch him alone!"

Ye Shubei grabbed Bai Xiaosheng's left arm with his left hand, Lu Mingfeng grabbed Bai Xiaosheng's right arm with his right hand, and took the Buddhist beads he was twisting. , a faint fragrance lingers around the nose, and there is another bead in this string of beads, although it is not shining, but at first glance, I always feel that there is a wonderful and powerful force, so I can't help saying: "Ye Shubei, look, this beads are probably a Good stuff!"

Seeing that the treasure in his hand was taken away, Bai Xiaosheng felt anxious and shouted: "What my master gave me! Give it back to me!"

Lu Mingfeng ignored him, and threw it to Ye Shubei. Ye Shubei held it in his hand and took a closer look, and after smelling it carefully, he could be sure that this was by no means a [-]% good thing, but a [-]% good thing!

This Buddhist bead is a high-quality product that has been enshrined in Taoist temples all year round. It has experienced incense offerings, countless consecrations and Taoist practices, which endow it with extremely strong spiritual power. As for the seemingly dull bead, Ye Shubei decided It is relic beads.

Naturally, he wouldn't win people's love for such a good thing, so he let go of Bai Xiaosheng after seeing enough, and returned the string of beads to him by the way.

Bai Xiaosheng found it again, held the baby and looked at it again and again, nagging, "Is there any mistake, I just want to save the dead, but I was used as a spear by you, is there any reason, the same kind bullies the same kind, the same kind beats the same kind !"

Ye Shubei asked: "You said that this Buddhist bead was left to you by your master, so that relic bead is your master..."

"Of course it is!" Bai Xiaosheng was probably afraid that they would forcefully take it away again, so he held it firmly in his hand, "Master, before driving the crane west, told me to eliminate demons and do good, and maintain the peace of the world. Naturally, I have to go where I should go, don't stop me anymore!"

When Bai Xiaosheng said this, Ye Shubei remembered, hey, that troublesome ghost!

Looking around, I saw that troublesome ghost was quietly walking towards the door with a stack of books in his hands, as if he was afraid of shocking them.

Ye Shubei threw out a fixed body talisman mercilessly, "Why are you running again, why are you running all the time, if you want to run, you have to explain the matter clearly!"

Bai Xiaosheng: "..."

Lu Mingfeng didn't need Ye Shubei to say anything, and immediately grabbed Bai Xiaosheng's left arm, "Don't be foolish, before he asks, if you dare to follow your salvation, I will snatch your Buddhist beads!"

Bai Xiaosheng wants to cry but has no tears, he has provoked someone, he is saving an undead, what happened to him!

The troublesome ghost remained motionless, seeing that there was no hope of escape, he said, "Just ask whatever you want, just don't overpower me."

"The ghost claw that often appears in the classroom is you."

"Yes."

"Things happen for a reason. Let me tell you why it scares people for no reason. You read other people's books, wiped their programs, acted as their phones, slapped them in the face, and tore up their cheat sheets. You did all these things, right?"

"Yes."

"It's refreshing to admit it. Is this a prank or a joke?"

"They deserve it."

The troublesome ghost let out a long breath, and said with some resentment: "This is a university, the highest institution of learning. It is not easy to cultivate a talent. Do you really think that everything will be fine after the college entrance examination? Tell you that you have been in college for four years. If you don't study hard and waste your life, you will regret it for the rest of your life! These students are not serious in class, doze off, and play games. Of course I will wake them up one by one! What do you think I did wrong? I am more serious than the teacher, Where did I go wrong? I am doing it for their own good!!!”

What he said was quite right, without words to refute, even the serious Bai Xiaosheng who wanted to save others began to hesitate.

Ye Shubei rolled his eyes, and asked back: "The words seem to be correct. I used to be sleepy in the morning class, and the master always hit me on the head with a stick. I didn't concentrate or be serious. I really deserve it! But..."

Troublemaker: "But it's wool?"

"What happened to that written test? Why did you erase other people's programs for no reason? If I hadn't photographed a talisman, you would have planned to attack me next time, wouldn't you?"

The troublesome ghost is also sincere: "It is true."

The troublesome ghost was obviously tired from standing, and pointed to the amulet on his body, "Then who, can you uncover this, I'm tired from standing, I want to sit for a while, I promise you I won't run."

The troublesome ghost sat straight on the podium, dangling his long legs, and began to look back on the past, "My life is not good, I am an orphan, except for the loss of parents, other things are fine, probably God closed it for me. When I opened a door, a window was opened for me, I am very smart, and I am also very diligent in studying, in short, it is the combination of smart and hardworking, which makes me really outstanding."

Bai Xiaosheng blushed for her, "So outstanding, you want to harm others because of Mao, you don't have any jealousy."

But at this moment, Lu Mingfeng understood instead, and murmured: "It's because I'm so outstanding that I'm not willing to die early."

The Troubled Ghost nodded. She suddenly had the urge to cry, but she resisted it after all. The act of crying can bring about practical results, and even if she is crying loudly now, it will no longer be useful.

"The window that I thought belonged to me was opened, probably because I am so good, God simply built a wall for me."

"..."