Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

These college students lived a strange life of playing games, drawing talismans, and catching little ghosts, so that after running around all these days, they didn't realize that more than half of the first semester had passed, and the day of the midterm exam had arrived. .

When the four of them stepped into the classroom door, they realized that they had an exam today.

Except for Ye Shubei, the other two people are not in a hurry about the exam. After all, if you can pass the computer exam, you won't even know the most basic programming knowledge.It's just because it's the last year of senior year, and grades are very important. It's really ugly to just pass the exam. God knows if someone from your unit will suddenly ask you to show your transcript.

Ye Shubei gnawed on his fingernails, looked at the computer screen, his mind went blank, Lu Mingfeng helped complete the homework in the past, he didn't know how to code the program, and it was not easy to figure out the English alphabet.

He was thinking about it, he was studying Bai Xiaosheng's private collection last night, and he was going to sit here for the exam today.Speaking of exams, it is not unheard of for the former Yegou Sanren, and their practitioners also need to take exams, such as theoretical knowledge, such as going to battle in person.After leaving the teacher's school, I really didn't take the exam again.

Counting it, it seems that the last exam was in the teacher's school. Although the Wild Dog Sanren was a little clever at that time, he was like a muddy mud, with no sense of diligence. At that time, he learned to cheat, but it was a pity that Xianhe The Taoist turned against the army, not only was scolded by the master, but also stayed in front of the cliff for a whole month.

Wait, something seems wrong. The last time was not at that time. It should be when the company came to recruit interns, the day of the written test.

Ye Shubei thought it was funny that day, everyone's programs were erased by the troublemaker, but his was not.

Wait, wait, does he have it?

ah!Ye Shubei couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, and suddenly thought of how he got the program at that time, wasn't it the Sky Eye!Isn't that just cheating!

Ye Shubei is not stupid, after being in the class for so long, it is clear who is a top student and who is a scumbag.His eyes were shining, looking at the back of a boy named Zheng Bo in the front row, his gaze was extremely penetrating, passing through his chest, he saw Zheng Bo's computer screen directly.

This is called Shuangwaiwai!

Ye Shubei finished the exam in less than a quarter of an hour, and he couldn't help stretching, feeling relaxed and happy. This is called the road to heaven.However, he still thinks that it is better for him to end his college life as soon as possible. It is also studying here, and it is more difficult here than in the teacher's school. He is trapped in these buildings every day, and he has no freedom at all. There are more classes than in the teacher's school, not at all. happy.

Thinking of this, he glanced around casually, and saw Xiao Zhengyi sitting three seats away from him. He was still typing on the keyboard, but his body was trembling slightly.

Hey, what's the situation?

As soon as the bell rang, the students filed out. After the teacher left, Xiao Zhengyi was still shaking in his seat.

"Brother, are you sick?" Ye Shubei asked, searching his mind for a talisman to draw for him to guard against.

"Brother...Brother...Ye...Ye Shubei..." Xiao Zhengyi was trembling.

"What are you doing!"

"Your talisman."

"Hmm, what's up"

"I can see Zheng Bo's display screen, so I followed his coded program to write..."

"Oh, me too, I copied his too."

Song Haoqing on the side: "???"

Suddenly, a person rushed in from outside the classroom. He looked like weeping with joy, tears filled with joy. Ye Shubei thought that this person was going crazy, but he seemed a little familiar!

The man looked as if he was about to kneel down and hug his legs and cry bitterly, but he stopped abruptly a foot away from them.Only then did Ye Shubei recognize him, but it was Qi Zheng who was disturbed by the dog and thought he had seen a ghost.

With tears in his eyes, Qi Zheng took out a small yellow triangle from his pocket, and stammered, "Song Haoqing, thank you so much! Thank you for giving me the lucky charm, I, my internship passed! "

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Everyone's speechless meaning is not the same.

Ye Shubei remembered that he had drawn this lucky charm as a gift to Song Haoqing, why is it in Qi Zheng's hands?Song Haoqing wondered, so this thing is really useful?

Song Haoqing confided helplessly: "When I was eating in the cafeteria in the morning, I ran into Qi Zheng, and he talked about the talisman you gave him last time."

It was true. At that time, Qi Zheng's righteousness was absorbed by Gouzi a lot, and the five elements in his eyes lost his balance. Ye Shubei kindly gave him a disaster-proof talisman.

Qi Zheng almost knelt down and kowtowed three times, looked at Ye Shubei with gratitude, and began to talk about his terrifying journey, "You don't know! I went out for an interview last week, and it was only one o'clock in the afternoon , when the road is the emptiest and unimpeded, the result is a big traffic jam, or the kind of traffic lights in front of you, and you can't get through it at all. You can see it flashing green, yellow and red, but it doesn't move. You can understand that I am interviewing. Do you feel like you're going to be late?"

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing nodded desperately, expressing their understanding, Ye Shubei said they couldn't understand, didn't understand.

Qi Zheng continued: "At this moment, things suddenly turned around. Maybe it was because we had waited too long. When the traffic moved slightly, the driver suddenly asked if anyone would get off at the next stop. If not If so, he will turn around and change the route, and the subsequent stations will not be affected. Generally, bus drivers will not do this. We all agreed. Can you believe that I rushed to the scene in the last 5 minutes, and it was amazing It’s because my head is so clear that I can answer the interviewer fluently throughout the whole process!”

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing expressed their envy, but Ye Shubei still couldn't understand.

Qi Zheng said again: "I thought everything was over, but when I went back to school, something bigger happened. Three cars collided in a row! I was the fourth fucking car! Feel it!"

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing said in unison: "You are lucky!"

Ye Shubei now understood, "It's about the disaster warding talisman."

"That's right, that's it!" Qi Zheng took out this disaster-proof talisman from his purse. The yellow talisman paper had become dull, like that dirty yellow color with Ye Shu on it. The design that Bei had drawn with a ballpoint pen had disappeared.

Qi Zheng is also very honest, "To be honest, I didn't quite believe it at first, after all, it's too mysterious, but how can you explain your handwriting disappearing? I tried to use it as a faded pen to force the explanation, but I I can't even fool myself, what kind of fading pen can disappear the handwriting in a few days? There is no scratch at all!"

Although this disaster-preventing talisman has long been discarded, Qi Zhen still hid it like a treasure, "I met Song Haoqing this morning, and I happened to see him take out a talisman from his pocket, so I asked him What is it for, he said it was for fortune, so I asked him to buy it."

"..."

Lu Mingfeng laughed and said, "How much did you pay for it?"

"It's not expensive, but it's cheap, only a hundred."

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This Song Haoqing thought of what he said yesterday, and was afraid that there would be some backlash. He thought that 100 yuan a piece of talisman was not like an unscrupulous businessman. It was just a small amount of money, safe and secure, just right.

Qi Zhen was very happy, "Although I didn't bring in any money, my internship has settled. Not only do I have a job, but I can also get an internship salary. After thinking about it, I have to treat you to a meal!"

If there is food to eat, Ye Shubei will of course not refuse anyone who comes. He picks up his schoolbag and leaves. The biggest advantage of the people here is that they like to invite people to dinner.

Anyway, whenever someone invited Ye Shubei to dinner, the rest of the people would hang on him like a little tail, without any shyness.

Song Haoqing was still behind him muttering softly, "If I had known this, I wouldn't have given it to him, but I passed the interview. Hey, this lucky charm is really useful."

Ye Shubei felt that he needed to correct the name of this lucky charm, and replied in a low voice, "It's not a lucky charm, it's a lucky charm..."

"..."

"Hey, why did you appear as a pair?" It was another familiar face and voice.

Ying Chengyang was walking out of the cafeteria, and saw his classmates Qi Zheng, followed by several members of the literature club that existed in name only.

Ye Shubei: "He invited me to eat."

Ying Chengyang showed a toothache and twitching expression, very funny, "Qi Zheng, you, you invite him to dinner? You are really kind..."

Qi Zheng smiled and said: "It's just a lunch, don't say I'm stingy."

After Ying Chengyang put on a look of "brother, please forgive me", he grasped the key point, "Why did you treat Mao to dinner?"

Qi Zheng smiled mysteriously, and his appearance was a little smug, "Of course it's because you gave me the baby and helped me a lot. Hey, I wasn't superstitious at first, but now I feel that some things are just so mysterious. Now Think about why those celebrities are so successful, there must be a reason, it must be with the help of external forces!"

Ying Chengyang didn't understand what he was talking about at all, and felt that Qi Zheng, who was originally upright, had become mysterious today.

Qi Zheng continued to babble (standing at the entrance of the cafeteria, as if he was too happy, forgetting that he was here to invite them to dinner.): "Let me tell you, what is called a nobleman, what is called Dongfeng, it's all about you. According to it, luck really does exist! Wait a minute... Wait a moment... Ying Chengyang, I seem to recall the things you told me about your hometown before, hey, it sounds weird, do you want to let me Can Ye Shubei do me a favor?"

Why is it Ye Shubei again? . .

Ying Chengyang felt it was funny, this Bai Xiaosheng pointed out that he wanted to live with him, Qi Zheng also said he was good, it is said that the young master of the Lu family who was rumored to have an affair with Ye Shubei recently moved into the next bedroom, this Ye Shubei has so good

Under Qi Zheng's swearing promise, these people occupied the longest long table in the cafeteria, lowered their heads, ate vigorously, talked and talked, and became the most lively scene in the cafeteria.

Ye Shubei swallowed the fifth roast chicken (ignoring Qi Zheng's stunned and heartbroken expression), and asked doubtfully, "So your hometown is haunted?"

Ying Chengyang covered his lips with his index finger, "Shh, keep your voice down, this is a university, and what you respect is the world of spiritual civilization. Haunting is against socialism, so keep your voice down!"

Ying Chengyang looked sad, and shook his head, "During the long vacation, I went back to my hometown once, and it was really a mess. Can you understand the terrifying feeling of being chased by ghosts in the middle of the night and being chased by ghosts during the day!"

Ying Chengyang's hometown is in a small county, surrounded by beautiful natural scenery, which is very suitable for a slow-paced life. Only my parents lived there.

Some time before the long vacation, Ying Chengyang's mother gave him a long-distance call, saying that the house was haunted and told him to go back quickly.Ying Chengyang scoffed, studying in college, studying foreign language, haunted at home?joke!

As a result, his mother almost cried to death on the other end of the phone, and forced him to come back immediately. In desperation, he took the train home on the first day of the long vacation.

On the first day, his mother took him to burn incense and kowtow at the ancestral grave. There are groups of mountains around the small county town. Generally, whoever passes away in the county will be buried in the ancestral grave in the mountains.

On the first night, Ying Chengyang was crushed by ghosts. To be honest, who has never been crushed by ghosts? This seems to be a physiological state of extreme fatigue in medicine, but this time the ghosts are completely different. , Ying Chengyang could swear that he was not asleep at all. When he was fully awake and rational, his body was crushed to death, and then he felt a furry thing sticking to his face.

When he woke up the next morning, there were a few hairs on the bed. He could swear that this hair was not his, because it was so long, it was a woman's hair at all.

The next day, his mother asked him to accompany him to the market to buy vegetables and meat, saying that he would make up for it. After returning home, most of the kitchen was flooded. After confirming it, Ying Chengyang also swore that the faucet was obviously good.

The next night, Ying Chengyang was crushed by the ghost again. This time, not only was he crushed to death, but the ghost kept blowing cold wind in his ears, which made this person catch a cold the next day.

On the third day, he was wrapped in a quilt and lay dead on the bed. There was no one at home. When he was drowsy, he smelled a mysterious burning smell. The pot almost burned through and exploded.

On the third night, Ying Chengyang was not only pressed into bed by a ghost, but also heard a female voice yelling in his ear, Yang Yang, Yang Yang. . .

On the fourth day, the windows of the house suddenly opened collectively, and the hula-la wind filled the whole house.

On the fifth day, there was an inexplicable strange sound from the house, as if the nails of a dozen hands were scraping back and forth on the blackboard, it was extremely horrifying.

On the sixth day, Ying Chengyang had a nightmare. He dreamed that his house suddenly collapsed. He was buried deep in the soil and suffocated to death in the soil. The dream was so real that he couldn't wake up no matter how hard he woke up.

On the seventh day, Ying Chengyang fled back to school, and his mother temporarily went to live with relatives for a few days, and threw this problem to Ying Chengyang in the big city, and warned him to find someone who could catch ghosts within a month. people come back.

Ying Chengyang spat, "Where can I find it? I'm not afraid you will laugh. I have been to the temple. Those monks thought I was crazy, and those abbots thought I was crazy. I also found a few fortune tellers on the Internet. Said that I am in great trouble, and my family is ruined!"

Ye Shubei patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, although I don't know how to read physiognomy, you are very upright. Generally speaking, such a person will not ruin his family."

Ying Chengyang nodded, still a little uneasy, "Give me a few talismans and let me send them home for my mother to try."

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing nodded repeatedly, "Two hundred sheets, free shipping!"

Ye Shubei didn't know the concept of 200 yuan, he only knew the number on the student card. When Lu Mingxi recharged him, it was always a four-digit number, so he said with a smile: "Just recharge the student card for me, not much, and Lu Mingxi Just give the same, one zero zero zero."

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