Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing knew that he was going home, and they were so happy that they were so happy. In fact, we are all good brothers, and some words are hard to persuade. How many people want to be born with a golden spoon in their mouths can't do it. This Ye Shubei is so A good life is not used well, I really don't know what his mother thinks.

Xiao Zhengyi slapped the table: "Of course you want to go back! Absolutely want to go back!"

Song Hao echoed: "Yes, yes, that's it! Even if you don't want to do anything else, but your parents are there, you always have to go back."

Ye Shubei looked confused: "Let me take back what my mother likes... What does my mother like?"

"..."

Ye Shubei looked confused again: "I don't have any money!"

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing knew this. Ye Shubei really had no money, and now he was penniless. He used to work as a tutor when he was free. He hadn't seen him go out since Phoenix Mountain came back. Well, the reason why he couldn't starve to death was because Lu Mingxi paid him for the meal.

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing still have some private money, but the two of them together can only add up to 200 yuan, plus the 300 yuan they just earned from Ying Chengyang, it is only [-] yuan.

This rich family gave a gift of 300 yuan. . .

Just when the three of them were at a loss, Lu Mingfeng, who lived next door, knocked on the door and came in. He asked for leave for the next few days and came here to say goodbye to them, so he naturally knew about their embarrassment.

Lu Mingfeng couldn't help but say: "Actually, that day, our Lu family will also visit us to celebrate Auntie's birthday..."

Everyone: "Hey!"

Lu Mingfeng was helpless: "I also explained this to my dad, but my son's mouth is not enough to leave a message, and it is spread everywhere. My dad is angry, but these businessmen, on the surface, don't care about it. If you want to get by, especially for Mrs. Ye's birthday, most people will go, if the Lu family doesn't go, people will gossip about it."

Ye Shubei felt that this was a good thing, he could clarify it in public, and it would be better to be frank.

"What worries him now is that he has no money to give gifts to her mother."

Lu Mingfeng coughed, "That, I can give it to you."

"..."

What the hell is giving you money?

Ye Shubei lowered his face, he was obviously uncomfortable, "Why should I take your money?"

"..."

Even if Yegou Sanren is so poor that he sleeps in the temple to eat leftovers, he never accepts money from his friends, and he never accepts others to lend him money.The reason is very simple, others give him money, more or less there is a sense of relief, but Yegou Sanren thinks that there are ways to live without money, catch a pheasant to catch a few small fish, and drink some water if it doesn’t work, just make do with it can pass.It is even more important to accept money borrowed by others. If you borrow money, you have to pay it back. Let alone you still have to pay it back.

Lu Mingfeng didn't know which subtle point he had hit with this sentence, he stammered and spread his hands: "I...I didn't mean that...I...I didn't mean to look down on you..."

Ye Shubei sighed softly, "I know your intentions are good, but there are some things that need to be clarified. I have to rely on myself to make money."

Xiao Zhengyi patted him on the shoulder, "Calm down, brother, I think we can prepare for the business opportunity just now, and I will discuss it with Ying Chengyang later."

Lu Mingfeng was wronged again, "You don't count me..."

Lu Mingfeng listened to the ins and outs of the business opportunity, and expressed his great agreement, "This can be possible. You can see that most people now believe in this. Let's not talk about superstition or not. Keep safe and bring good luck. Who wouldn't want to have it? You Just take a look at the things that Taobao bought for the town house, the monthly sales are over [-], and there are guards and so on, girls like it, and the purchasing agents are making a lot of money."

Taobao, Yushou, Daigou. . . . .Ye Shubei made up his mind to learn everything in this world. He knows who he is, without a teacher.

Song Haoqing nodded, "Yes! Let's slowly open up the market and build a reputation, and then develop Wechat Business and Taobao. Let's start with the Literature Club first, and I'll go out to find Ying Chengyang."

Lu Mingfeng rubbed his head, "What, you don't want money, if you need help, just tell me!"

Ye Shubei nodded, if he wanted to help, he would accept it bluntly.

Things went unexpectedly smoothly, and Ye Shubei strongly suspected that it was because he had drawn hundreds of lucky charms.

The talismans sent to Ying Chengyang's hometown were very effective. A total of ten pieces were sent, and one was even pasted on the chicken coop in the yard. Anyway, according to Ying Chengyang's mother's feedback that night, he was no longer crushed by ghosts, not only From the next day onwards, everything returned to normal at home. It couldn't be better.

Ying Chengyang was so happy that he invited them to have another meal, but this time he behaved himself, he placed the order when he was hungry, and it was delivered directly to the dormitory, one for each, and the total did not exceed 80 yuan, and he also received After the red envelope is deducted, there are still more to find at [-].

Xiao Zhengyi used this to start talking to him about their plans to make a fortune. Ying Chengyang himself was about to go for an internship, and he would spend very little time in school. It was really useless to insist on occupying the position of president of the literary club.What's more, what's so great about the president of the literary club, the president of the company is amazing, so he agreed without even thinking about it, and even offered to publicize it privately. Anyway, they are all seniors, and everyone is panicked to death.

So on Thursday afternoon, they dragged Mr. Bai to occupy an empty classroom in advance, and began to wait to earn extra money.

The first to come were two students, a boy and a girl. Ye Shubei felt familiar. He remembered that when Ying Chengyang held the first party, these two people came. The girl was playing cards the whole time, and the boy was reading comics the whole time. .

After these two people were seated, they continued to read comics and play cards, and gradually waited for more than half an hour. Except for them, the classroom was filled with about ten people, almost all of whom were the result of Ying Chengyang and Qi Zheng's private propaganda.

Xiao Zhengyi, as the newly appointed president of the literary club, does not intend to follow the long-winded routine of his predecessor, simple and rude, "I am the new president Xiao Zhengyi, a newcomer with a new atmosphere, and the literary club will ask everyone to take care of it in the future."

As soon as he waved his hand, Song Haoqing next to him was holding a small box (the snacks that Lu Mingfeng brought to Ye Shubei Europe, left after they were eaten up), which were full of talismans.

Song Hao smiled and said: "Look at it casually, you can have whatever you want, as much as you want, it's useful to keep!"

The long-haired female student who had been playing cards took the lead in picking up a disaster-preventing talisman and said, "The disaster-preventing talisman can eliminate minor disasters caused by objective factors. You can try it."

One of them showed disdain, and he came here purely out of curiosity, "Hey, there is really such an efficacious, last year my mother went to an old mage in Hong Kong to ask for a peace talisman for me, and it turned out to be a good thing Not to mention that nothing happened, that year was full of disasters."

Ye Shubei was blunt, "That's a charlatan, and treasures like talisman seals are not valid for anyone's drawing."

The man was naturally dissatisfied, and said sarcastically, "Then the famous sorcerer is a fake, so how did you get your talisman?"

"I drew it."

"..."

Bai Xiaosheng saw that there was a thick black air between the forehead of this person, and there were two big black spots under his eyes, tsk tsk, he looked unlucky.

Although Bai Xiaosheng only had a superficial understanding of facial features, he could still understand such simple features as who is unlucky and who is happy.

Ever since, he said, "You seem to be unlucky recently."

The man tried his best to maintain the good quality of college students, but he didn't slap a single one. He glared, "You are unlucky, your whole family is unlucky!"

Bai Xiaosheng wondered what this person said, and he made a mistake when he kindly pointed it out.

The female student with long hair and shawl walked up to this person with the deck of cards, shuffled and cut the cards swiftly, and said with a smile: "Student, you might as well draw a card and try."

The man felt that the literature club was full of insanity from top to bottom, but he still took one.

Unexpectedly, the female student also said: "Indeed, danger is approaching, please be careful."

"..."

The other person stood up and said, "Lin Tao, I'd rather believe it or not. Besides, Ying Chengyang introduced us. I don't think he will come to deceive us. Why don't we give it a try? It's not much anyway." money."

Having said that, I was taken aback for a while, then turned around and asked, "How much is it?"

Xiao Zhengyi smiled and said: "It's not expensive, it's very cheap. One hundred tickets, two tickets get [-]% off, three tickets get [-]% off, it's more profitable to buy more, you won't be fooled if you buy it, and you won't suffer if you buy it."

One hundred pieces are not cheap for these students, but Lin Tao bought that peace amulet from the archmage at a damn high price. It is said that the amount is as high as four digits. Compared with four digits, this one hundred is cheap up.

Lin Tao thought about the city's basketball game next week, so it would be better to be on the safe side, so he bought a disaster-proof talisman.

This afternoon's record was not satisfactory, only two talisman seals were sold, and most people still held doubts and watched the show.

After people left one after another, only the long-haired female student was left. Ye Shubei stepped forward and asked, "Does this girl understand metaphysics?"

The female student put away the cards she kept in her hand, and said with a smile, "Know a thing or two."

Ye Shubei stared closely at the cards in her hand. Just now she used the strange pieces of paper to figure out that Lin Tao's trouble was approaching, but she didn't know what kind of treasure these pieces of paper were, or what kind of magic weapon they were.

"I wonder if you can lend me a look?"

The female student shook her head, "Tarot cards are spiritual. Except for fortune tellers, they cannot be touched by others. If you are interested, you can buy a pair yourself."

After the female student left, Ye Shubei was still standing there stupidly.

Bai Xiaosheng: "What's wrong with you?"

Ye Shubei wondered, "She recognized it as a disaster-proof talisman at a glance, and she doesn't seem to be someone who knows a little bit about superficiality. I have never heard of this tarot card before."

Bai Xiaosheng: "A kind of divination in the West, I heard that it is also extremely effective."

Xiao Zhengyi put 500 yuan in Ye Shubei's hands, "Brother, we have tried our best. For this 500 yuan, you can buy whatever your mother likes, such as playing a warm card, buying a pair of scarves and gloves some type of."

Ye Shubei touched RMB for the first time, and he didn't understand what it was.Hearing their tone, it seems to be something similar to silver. Hey, he was once again touched by the IQ of the working people here. This thing is better than silver. It is thinner and lighter, and it is not heavy.

But what is the concept of five pieces of paper? Ye Shubei thought of the timer on the student card. If the number represents the price, then the 500 yuan means five hundred.

Thinking about it this way, Ye Shubei couldn't help but be moved by the IQ of the people here. It is convenient to write the numbers directly on paper!

He turned around and had nowhere to go, so he went to the school cafeteria, which was the only thing he could think of buying, yes, food!

On Friday, most of the students had no classes in the afternoon, so they all rushed back by car. The canteen on this day was the most deserted during the week. Even at one o'clock, there were still a lot of dishes to choose from.

What Wild Dog Sanren likes most is to eat meat and drink heavily. It would be his happiest thing if a fellow Taoist friend came to see him with roast chicken spirits.

But today there is no roast chicken in the cafeteria, only drumsticks, five yuan each.

As a gift, I want to give a pair, so Ye Shubei paid for two chicken legs.It's not that he is stingy, he eats and drinks all day long, and doesn't pay much attention to the numbers on the student card. After finally getting the concept of money, he glanced at the electronic display screen and was horrified to find that the original four-digit number There are only three digits left, and there is still a three-character at the beginning.

Ye Shubei's student card has only three hundred meals.

The canteen is cheap, and the ordinary ten yuan for one meat and two vegetables is thrown away, but Ye Shubei picks big meat every time, and he always serves every item, and even some expensive set meals, such as spicy hot pot, sauerkraut Fish and so on are desperately ordered, three rounds a day, and the meal cost of 1 yuan has bottomed out like this.

It's not that he doesn't want to buy gifts, but that he also wants to eat. He often sees that other students have a meal, one meat and one vegetarian, and they just get rid of it like this.Calculated in this way, these two chicken legs are worth two meals for other people, which is equivalent to giving two meals as a gift. Ye Shubei thinks there is nothing wrong with this logic.

By the way, he deliberately charged the five hundred into the student card, and couldn't help being excited, he learned another skill.

Ye Shubei asked the aunt in the cafeteria to pack a bag, while the aunt kept rolling her eyes and muttering, "It's just two chicken legs, and I still need to pack it".

Ye Shubei looked at the disposable white lunch box and said, "I want to give a gift, can you give me the big red box?"

"..."

Walking out of the cafeteria, I heard a person rushing towards me in the distance, shouting: "Master! Master! Great God! A life-saving Bodhisattva!"

It was Lin Tao who came.

Lin Tao was in tears, holding Ye Shubei's hand tightly, thanking Ye Shubei non-stop.Ye Shubei felt very strange, why all the people who thanked him were crying, and they were still crying to death.

The classmates who passed by and went home for the weekend looked at this scene and found the latest theme.

"Fuck, what's going on with this?"

"Ye Shubei's same-sex relationship is really amazing!"

"Before Lu Mingfeng was not enough, and then there was Bai Xiaosheng, who is this person?"

"Is this the rhythm of eating all the departments in the school?"

"A real-life version of killing a hundred people!"

"Fuck, it's kind of scumbag, who is his true love?"

"Who knows, does this hugger open a harem?"

"I think the backyard is about to catch fire."

"Okay, we've seen another show."

Lin Tao completely ignored these rumors, and held Ye Shubei tightly, "You really saved my life!" He took out the talisman from his pocket, and the disaster prevention pattern on it had disappeared.

"I finished my basketball practice last night, and went to a nearby snack bar to eat skewers with my classmates, but the fuck happened to a car that got out of control. It was a red light, and that car drove over like crazy. I I couldn’t dodge with my classmate at all, but I felt an inexplicable force pulling me back. Although I fell and ate shit, I only scratched a little skin, and my classmate suffered a broken arm. Now Still lying in the hospital with a plaster cast."

Ye Shubei, "Congratulations..."

"No, no, you not only saved my life, but also my lofty spiritual world! I have a basketball game next week, which is my last game in college. The fracture is small, but if I can't participate in the game , I will regret it for the rest of my life, you are simply a life-saving bodhisattva, please accept my worship."

Of course Lin Tao didn't kneel down and kowtow, but he bowed 120 degrees seriously.

Lin Tao took out ten and one hundred pieces from his pocket, "I'll buy your other talismans, one for each type, and another one for this disaster-proof talisman, if I don't have enough money, I'll go to the bank to get it, no discounts , you have helped me so much, you can pay as much as you want, some money cannot be saved."

Ye Shubei held the [-] he just earned in his hand, and he felt light-headed. This was the first money he had really earned in this new century (Lu Mingxi fainted in the toilet), and making money here seemed a bit overwhelming. easy. . .

Ye Shubei went back to the cafeteria silently, and said to his aunt, "Give me eight more chicken legs! Pack it up! A red box!"