Grip the claw, you are also cheating!
Chapter 50
Ye Shubei: "Tell me, are you the one who did all these bad things? Snacks, tissues, umbrellas, why are you stealing these?"
Chen Yizheng interjected: "Not only that, but also coins. What do you do with stealing a few dollars?"
The little ghost's face turned pale, he kept blinking, and couldn't say a word.
Ye Shubei understood, and said very politely: "Mr. He, he can't speak anymore, please let go of your hand, at least let him explain what he said. In the ancient times, you still have to listen to people's complaints. You don't want people to say that you are directly sentenced to death, it seems to be against the rules."
He Weinan's sharp eyes slowed down, and as soon as he let go, the little ghost fell to the ground limply like cotton.
"I just stole something, I'm not guilty of death, you strangled my neck like this, if you kill me, you are the murderer!" The little devil stood up slowly from the ground, rubbing his arms The old man said: "I also know that stealing is not good, but I'm hungry and thirsty, so of course I have to eat. If I can't leave here, I wouldn't steal. I'm surprised." I couldn’t get away no matter what I did. Later, when I saw the subway, I thought it might be because I didn’t have enough money to take the bus. I swore I never stole an extra penny. According to the price list, the money I stole was just right, but it was strange. I still can't leave here."
"..."
Bai Xiaosheng felt that his IQ was not enough, "I don't understand. He said he couldn't walk away, and he was hungry and thirsty? Ye Shubei, please explain."
Ye Shubei and He Weinan said exactly the same thing at almost the same time, "He didn't know he was dead."
People: "..."
The thief was shocked, "What are you talking about? I'm dead? Oh, you're dead!"
Ye Shubei ignored him. He had encountered such a situation several times before. Many people did not know that they were dead due to emergencies or other reasons, and they continued to live in the original way of life. Only when there is a problem with a cut-off point will you realize it.
The thief ghost yelled a few words indiscriminately, and his voice gradually became softer. He looked left, right, horizontal, vertical, and then sat on the ground and cried loudly.
Chen Yizheng suffered from an occupational disease, and comforted him, "Don't cry too, life and death are destiny, right?"
When he heard about life and death, the thief ghost cried even more vigorously.
Ye Shubei squatted down, and continued to ask: "You are crying, I will ask Guan Wen, I know the reason why you stole things, but why do you touch other girls' butts and want to be flirtatious after death?"
The thief stopped crying immediately, and said angrily: "I'm an upright gentleman, who touched her ass! I'm short on money, and I don't have a dime. I saw a ten-yuan note in the back pocket of her trousers. I want to borrow it." Just buy a ticket."
"..."
Ye Shubei counted, "It's obvious that you didn't steal all these things by yourself. Are there other people here?"
The thief ghost saw how many people they had, and they were definitely not what he could handle, especially that handsome man, who had a particularly strong hand. When he was pinching his neck just now, he felt as if he heard the sound of bones cracking. It was too uneconomical for him to strangle to death, and when he suddenly realized that he was indeed no longer alive, he couldn't help feeling cold in his heart.
He gave up on himself and said, "Everyone, you can all come out now..."
After all, dozens of large and small ghosts, men, women, old and young, come out of the depths of the subway track.
Ye Shubei slapped himself on the forehead with his palm, and murmured: "Fuck, there are so many of them, why can't I feel them all the time, what's the matter with these eyes."
He Weinan glanced past Ye Shubei, and said calmly: "The problem with the subway structure is that the magnetic field is different from the outside."
Bai Xiaosheng patted his thigh, "That's right, no wonder, I didn't feel anything. It's like when you turn on your mobile phone in the subway, the signal is not smooth because of the magnetic field."
Ye Shubei was the first to ask, just in case He Weinan made any surprise move, "What are you all swarming here for?"
Dozens of big ghosts and little ghosts looked confused, "What are you doing? We also need to find a place to shelter from the wind and rain! We nest inside at night and during the day, and we haven't come out to scare people or come out to hurt people. It's interesting enough Bar."
The other ghosts were obviously exhausted, and kept yelling, "That's right, we don't think this place is not good enough, it's so noisy every day, either the sound of cars or the sound of people, there's nothing to play."
"Isn't it? Once I was sitting on the railroad tracks thinking about life, and I was run over by the subway. Although I was dead, it didn't feel friendly enough."
The thief ghost watched them talking non-stop, and then realized, "So you are all dead, I thought it was a poor person like me..."
"..."
One of the ghosts rubbed his toes secretly, and said in Ye Shubei's ear: "I don't know if he is stupid, he never knew that he was dead, and he asked us to steal umbrellas, tissues, etc., and later said that he would go outside and let him go." When it rains, I need an umbrella, but after a while I say I need a tissue when I have a cold, my IQ is touching."
"..."
Ye Shubei asked: "You have always lived here? Have you ever gone out?"
"No, why go out, go out to scare people."
Bai Xiaosheng has been completely reduced to Ye Shubei's clan. He touched his chin and said, "Actually, the outside world is pretty good. You can walk around in the dead of night. It's pretty good."
"It's a pity, I haven't been out for many years, I don't know the way."
"This is easy." Ye Shubei said to the mobile phone, "Grandma Wang, it's me, Ye Shubei, can you change the bus route, I have a few friends who haven't been out for many years, I don’t know the road outside, can you ask Uncle Li to drive over to pick you up, at XX subway station, yes, no problem, see you later.”
The big ghost and the little ghost were all excited, "Is there a car to pick us up?"
"It's a ghost car. I don't know the route. You can ask Uncle Li. As for the fees, you can ask Po Wang. You can go out and walk around from time to time."
"Sounds good, thank you, just now you said we are your friends, is it true?"
That was said by Ye Shubei casually, but my friend knows this once and twice, maybe next time, he said: "Yes, but you have to promise me that you must not play tricks on others, and you must not do bad things. Not even stealing."
The thief ghost has obviously accepted the fact that he is dead, and his heart is really big, he clamored to go out to find the route in his memory, and piled up all the remaining items around him on the ground, "I will pay you back, I will never give it up again." no need."
Lu Mingfeng picked up all his snacks, and Ye Shubei thought that he would send these to the staff on duty later, and let the matter be over.
Ye Shubei smiled and said, "Okay, perfect, then I wish you all the best of luck."
"Hold on."
Everyone looked around, only to see He Weinan who hadn't said anything the whole time.
"Oh, Mr. He, do you have something to advise?"
He Weinan smiled faintly, "That's the end of it?"
"Otherwise, what's your opinion?"
"Do you really believe them?"
Ye Shubei really didn't understand what he meant. Did he not believe his judgment or was it correct to have to wipe them out?
"Mr. He, I believe I can tell the difference between evil ghosts and ordinary ghosts with my way of thinking, thank you for your concern." Ye Shubei's words were obviously displeased, and He Weinan's serious appearance was somewhat similar to his senior brother. Always don't believe him.
"You really haven't changed at all." After He Weinan said, dozens of talisman seals flew out from the palm of his right hand. Before Ye Shubei had time to see what kind of talisman seals these were, those yellow talisman papers had turned into faint starlight Integrate into the bodies of these little ghosts.
The little ghosts all looked a little frightened, but after the light faded, nothing strange happened.
"Okay, you go for now, just remember that if you do evil in the future, you will definitely come and take you in."
Amidst the staff thanking Dade with tears of gratitude, they left the subway station through other passages. Ye Shubei had good eyesight, and from the corner of his eye he caught sight of the back of the ghost car going away, and he did not forget to wave at it. wave.
All three of them came by subway, and only Chen Yizheng came in a police car, saying that he could take them back to school.
Ye Shubei looked at He Weinan, and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea in his heart. As the saying goes, if you meet the strong, you will be strong, and Ye Shubei is such a person by nature, so he sent an invitation in person, "Mr. He, would you like to form a team with us? Practice and practice?"
Bai Xiaosheng had an expression of your courage, while Lu Mingfeng was obviously at a loss for words.
He Weinan looked at Ye Shubei with probing eyes, and gave a simple and clear answer, "Okay."
"..."
Ye Shubei shouted in his heart that it's wonderful, it's great, it's really a win-win situation to be able to practice with such a powerful person, and he said: "Then how can I contact you? Well, what is the ID of the forum? It is convenient for us to change the information."
He Weinan stretched out his hand: "There's no need for those, just give me your phone."
Bai Xiaosheng and Lu Mingfeng stood aside and watched the two of them exchange contact information, feeling tens of thousands of horses running past in their hearts, this is still the legendary He Weinan.
Not to mention that it doesn't match the legendary character design, even the one seen at the birthday party is not from the same mold at all. Bai Xiaosheng really didn't expect to successfully approach this iceberg.
And Lu Mingfeng had mixed feelings in his heart, he was indeed a lucky star.
He Weinan didn't go with them, the white sportswear gradually disappeared in the dark, Ye Shubei was still standing there, chattering non-stop, "It's amazing! It's amazing!"
Bai Xiaosheng was puzzled.
He explained: "The general way to deal with little demons and little ghosts is to transcend them, or to eliminate obsessions like the troublesome ghosts in the electronic classroom last time, but for evil ghosts, there is no other way except for strong methods."
Bai Xiaosheng nodded, he said he already knew this.
Ye Shubei sighed lightly, and said enviously, "Actually, there is another more powerful way, which is to remove the hostility, which is the most ferocious invisible thing. People, let alone melted, I'm afraid it will come back to him. And the talisman in He Weinan's hand just now is for this purpose, maybe he used the talisman to suppress these little ghosts first, anyway, this Taoism will not have any effect on harmless ghosts."
Another reason for Ye Shubei's emotion is that in the past, only Taoist Xianhe would use this method.Ye Shubei patted his forehead violently, what happened to him recently, why did he always think of that annoying senior brother intentionally or unintentionally!
Chen Yizheng interjected: "Not only that, but also coins. What do you do with stealing a few dollars?"
The little ghost's face turned pale, he kept blinking, and couldn't say a word.
Ye Shubei understood, and said very politely: "Mr. He, he can't speak anymore, please let go of your hand, at least let him explain what he said. In the ancient times, you still have to listen to people's complaints. You don't want people to say that you are directly sentenced to death, it seems to be against the rules."
He Weinan's sharp eyes slowed down, and as soon as he let go, the little ghost fell to the ground limply like cotton.
"I just stole something, I'm not guilty of death, you strangled my neck like this, if you kill me, you are the murderer!" The little devil stood up slowly from the ground, rubbing his arms The old man said: "I also know that stealing is not good, but I'm hungry and thirsty, so of course I have to eat. If I can't leave here, I wouldn't steal. I'm surprised." I couldn’t get away no matter what I did. Later, when I saw the subway, I thought it might be because I didn’t have enough money to take the bus. I swore I never stole an extra penny. According to the price list, the money I stole was just right, but it was strange. I still can't leave here."
"..."
Bai Xiaosheng felt that his IQ was not enough, "I don't understand. He said he couldn't walk away, and he was hungry and thirsty? Ye Shubei, please explain."
Ye Shubei and He Weinan said exactly the same thing at almost the same time, "He didn't know he was dead."
People: "..."
The thief was shocked, "What are you talking about? I'm dead? Oh, you're dead!"
Ye Shubei ignored him. He had encountered such a situation several times before. Many people did not know that they were dead due to emergencies or other reasons, and they continued to live in the original way of life. Only when there is a problem with a cut-off point will you realize it.
The thief ghost yelled a few words indiscriminately, and his voice gradually became softer. He looked left, right, horizontal, vertical, and then sat on the ground and cried loudly.
Chen Yizheng suffered from an occupational disease, and comforted him, "Don't cry too, life and death are destiny, right?"
When he heard about life and death, the thief ghost cried even more vigorously.
Ye Shubei squatted down, and continued to ask: "You are crying, I will ask Guan Wen, I know the reason why you stole things, but why do you touch other girls' butts and want to be flirtatious after death?"
The thief stopped crying immediately, and said angrily: "I'm an upright gentleman, who touched her ass! I'm short on money, and I don't have a dime. I saw a ten-yuan note in the back pocket of her trousers. I want to borrow it." Just buy a ticket."
"..."
Ye Shubei counted, "It's obvious that you didn't steal all these things by yourself. Are there other people here?"
The thief ghost saw how many people they had, and they were definitely not what he could handle, especially that handsome man, who had a particularly strong hand. When he was pinching his neck just now, he felt as if he heard the sound of bones cracking. It was too uneconomical for him to strangle to death, and when he suddenly realized that he was indeed no longer alive, he couldn't help feeling cold in his heart.
He gave up on himself and said, "Everyone, you can all come out now..."
After all, dozens of large and small ghosts, men, women, old and young, come out of the depths of the subway track.
Ye Shubei slapped himself on the forehead with his palm, and murmured: "Fuck, there are so many of them, why can't I feel them all the time, what's the matter with these eyes."
He Weinan glanced past Ye Shubei, and said calmly: "The problem with the subway structure is that the magnetic field is different from the outside."
Bai Xiaosheng patted his thigh, "That's right, no wonder, I didn't feel anything. It's like when you turn on your mobile phone in the subway, the signal is not smooth because of the magnetic field."
Ye Shubei was the first to ask, just in case He Weinan made any surprise move, "What are you all swarming here for?"
Dozens of big ghosts and little ghosts looked confused, "What are you doing? We also need to find a place to shelter from the wind and rain! We nest inside at night and during the day, and we haven't come out to scare people or come out to hurt people. It's interesting enough Bar."
The other ghosts were obviously exhausted, and kept yelling, "That's right, we don't think this place is not good enough, it's so noisy every day, either the sound of cars or the sound of people, there's nothing to play."
"Isn't it? Once I was sitting on the railroad tracks thinking about life, and I was run over by the subway. Although I was dead, it didn't feel friendly enough."
The thief ghost watched them talking non-stop, and then realized, "So you are all dead, I thought it was a poor person like me..."
"..."
One of the ghosts rubbed his toes secretly, and said in Ye Shubei's ear: "I don't know if he is stupid, he never knew that he was dead, and he asked us to steal umbrellas, tissues, etc., and later said that he would go outside and let him go." When it rains, I need an umbrella, but after a while I say I need a tissue when I have a cold, my IQ is touching."
"..."
Ye Shubei asked: "You have always lived here? Have you ever gone out?"
"No, why go out, go out to scare people."
Bai Xiaosheng has been completely reduced to Ye Shubei's clan. He touched his chin and said, "Actually, the outside world is pretty good. You can walk around in the dead of night. It's pretty good."
"It's a pity, I haven't been out for many years, I don't know the way."
"This is easy." Ye Shubei said to the mobile phone, "Grandma Wang, it's me, Ye Shubei, can you change the bus route, I have a few friends who haven't been out for many years, I don’t know the road outside, can you ask Uncle Li to drive over to pick you up, at XX subway station, yes, no problem, see you later.”
The big ghost and the little ghost were all excited, "Is there a car to pick us up?"
"It's a ghost car. I don't know the route. You can ask Uncle Li. As for the fees, you can ask Po Wang. You can go out and walk around from time to time."
"Sounds good, thank you, just now you said we are your friends, is it true?"
That was said by Ye Shubei casually, but my friend knows this once and twice, maybe next time, he said: "Yes, but you have to promise me that you must not play tricks on others, and you must not do bad things. Not even stealing."
The thief ghost has obviously accepted the fact that he is dead, and his heart is really big, he clamored to go out to find the route in his memory, and piled up all the remaining items around him on the ground, "I will pay you back, I will never give it up again." no need."
Lu Mingfeng picked up all his snacks, and Ye Shubei thought that he would send these to the staff on duty later, and let the matter be over.
Ye Shubei smiled and said, "Okay, perfect, then I wish you all the best of luck."
"Hold on."
Everyone looked around, only to see He Weinan who hadn't said anything the whole time.
"Oh, Mr. He, do you have something to advise?"
He Weinan smiled faintly, "That's the end of it?"
"Otherwise, what's your opinion?"
"Do you really believe them?"
Ye Shubei really didn't understand what he meant. Did he not believe his judgment or was it correct to have to wipe them out?
"Mr. He, I believe I can tell the difference between evil ghosts and ordinary ghosts with my way of thinking, thank you for your concern." Ye Shubei's words were obviously displeased, and He Weinan's serious appearance was somewhat similar to his senior brother. Always don't believe him.
"You really haven't changed at all." After He Weinan said, dozens of talisman seals flew out from the palm of his right hand. Before Ye Shubei had time to see what kind of talisman seals these were, those yellow talisman papers had turned into faint starlight Integrate into the bodies of these little ghosts.
The little ghosts all looked a little frightened, but after the light faded, nothing strange happened.
"Okay, you go for now, just remember that if you do evil in the future, you will definitely come and take you in."
Amidst the staff thanking Dade with tears of gratitude, they left the subway station through other passages. Ye Shubei had good eyesight, and from the corner of his eye he caught sight of the back of the ghost car going away, and he did not forget to wave at it. wave.
All three of them came by subway, and only Chen Yizheng came in a police car, saying that he could take them back to school.
Ye Shubei looked at He Weinan, and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea in his heart. As the saying goes, if you meet the strong, you will be strong, and Ye Shubei is such a person by nature, so he sent an invitation in person, "Mr. He, would you like to form a team with us? Practice and practice?"
Bai Xiaosheng had an expression of your courage, while Lu Mingfeng was obviously at a loss for words.
He Weinan looked at Ye Shubei with probing eyes, and gave a simple and clear answer, "Okay."
"..."
Ye Shubei shouted in his heart that it's wonderful, it's great, it's really a win-win situation to be able to practice with such a powerful person, and he said: "Then how can I contact you? Well, what is the ID of the forum? It is convenient for us to change the information."
He Weinan stretched out his hand: "There's no need for those, just give me your phone."
Bai Xiaosheng and Lu Mingfeng stood aside and watched the two of them exchange contact information, feeling tens of thousands of horses running past in their hearts, this is still the legendary He Weinan.
Not to mention that it doesn't match the legendary character design, even the one seen at the birthday party is not from the same mold at all. Bai Xiaosheng really didn't expect to successfully approach this iceberg.
And Lu Mingfeng had mixed feelings in his heart, he was indeed a lucky star.
He Weinan didn't go with them, the white sportswear gradually disappeared in the dark, Ye Shubei was still standing there, chattering non-stop, "It's amazing! It's amazing!"
Bai Xiaosheng was puzzled.
He explained: "The general way to deal with little demons and little ghosts is to transcend them, or to eliminate obsessions like the troublesome ghosts in the electronic classroom last time, but for evil ghosts, there is no other way except for strong methods."
Bai Xiaosheng nodded, he said he already knew this.
Ye Shubei sighed lightly, and said enviously, "Actually, there is another more powerful way, which is to remove the hostility, which is the most ferocious invisible thing. People, let alone melted, I'm afraid it will come back to him. And the talisman in He Weinan's hand just now is for this purpose, maybe he used the talisman to suppress these little ghosts first, anyway, this Taoism will not have any effect on harmless ghosts."
Another reason for Ye Shubei's emotion is that in the past, only Taoist Xianhe would use this method.Ye Shubei patted his forehead violently, what happened to him recently, why did he always think of that annoying senior brother intentionally or unintentionally!
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