Grip the claw, you are also cheating!

In such a chaotic and eye-opening situation, Ye Shubei passed the first week of "Sect Cultivation".

What do they call it?

Oh, school, or college!

On the way back from Ye Shubei, he was already dumbfounded. There are many high-rise buildings in the big city, one after another, one after another, which is extremely spectacular.

Anyway, in my impression, those houses in the past were all white walls and gray tiles. They looked simple and quiet, but the problem was that they were not resistant to rain or wind. The tiles leaked often, and the draft in the house was like a northwest wind. .

The most important thing is that these houses only have two or three floors at most, and some of these high-rise buildings have as many as thirty or forty floors. Ye Shubei looked up and squinted and could count for a long time. There are no tiles or bricks, and the surface is still painted. It's colorful, not to mention, it's pretty pretty.

But he was always worried about whether the building would collapse, and he was unwilling to walk in front of the building even if he was killed. Every time he saw a building with more than ten floors, he would deliberately take a detour.

The streets are always overcrowded, men and women, old and young, are walking on the broad roads in fancy clothes.

It's summer now, and women mostly wear short shirts and short skirts. The white flowers and lotus roots show their small arms and calves, which is extremely cool.

Seeing this, Ye Shubei said, "These are brothel girls?"

Xiao Zhengyi: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Xiao Zhengyi's words were surprised and an unbelievable rhetorical question, but in Ye Shubei's ears, it turned into asking him what he meant.

Ye Shubei could only point to a young woman in her 20s who was walking towards her, wearing a white tube top and pink suspenders, her voice was not low, "It's the girl in the kiln, Qin Lou Chu Pavilion, the place of fireworks, Ouch, you guys are so stupid, it's just ah!"

I saw that young woman, who was still smiling, pulled her face down instantly. She was holding a parasol in her hand, and mercilessly called Ye Shubei, "Bitch! Who do you think is □! In broad daylight, insulting words! Which school and work unit are you from! I will report you! You look like a dog, how can a big man be so shameless!"

In the end, Xiao Zhengyi took Ye Shu's back and ran away as if fleeing for his life, while Song Haoqing, who was left behind, settled the matter with this person's brain problem + a few Zhang Mao grandpas.

In all fairness, in the eyes of these two brothers, since Ye Shubei went to Phoenix Mountain, this person has undergone earth-shaking changes, and he has become more courageous!How dare you catch ghosts!And even started talking nonsense!

The two brothers didn't think he was insane, remembering that the security guard said that the Buddha had come to the world thousands of years ago in Phoenix Mountain, and wondered if Ye Shubei had some kind of adventure or some kind of fairy spirit?Anyway, after much deliberation, no matter what, as long as he can think about that matter and stop doing stupid things like jumping mountains, it will be fine.

Be brothers!There is no afterlife in this life!As long as he can do well!

The author hereby swears that these three people are absolutely touching and pure brotherhood.

To be honest, although everything here is eccentric, the word convenience is revealed all the time. To put it bluntly, it is convenient!

You don’t need candles and kerosene lamps to get light, just press something on the wall. Thinking of the lanterns that burned at every turn in the past, and the kerosene lamps that were knocked over from time to time, this click thing is really good. It can be used at any time, no need to change the wick or add kerosene, in short, it is very good.

There is also an even weirder thing, its shape is much, much smaller than the rectangle that will move forward outside, and there is a crack in the middle, and the wind will blow out, blow, blow~~~

Ye Shubei recalled that he was most afraid of heat in the past, and would look for that kind of cave in the deep mountains to enjoy the coolness in summer, but the temperature dropped, but he was bitten by all kinds of weird insects and swelled up a lot. lock up.

When Ye Shubei saw this thing that could blow air automatically, he hugged it happily all night, and the feeling of blowing against his skin was exhilarating!

The most satisfying thing is the food he eats every day. It is so delicious that weep, hot and sour, sweet and spicy, all kinds of stir-fried dishes, all kinds of hot pots, and some good things that can't be named, Ye Shu Bei finally understood the meaning of the phrase "the desire to eat and drink is so poor."

In short, except for one thing, the life here can really be called happy.That kind of thing is practice, and in the words here, it's called learning.

Ye Shubei looked at the piles of books and had no idea where to start. Books are good things. The paper is soft and the handwriting is clear. You don’t have to wait to write on them with a thin wooden stick that seems to be called a ballpoint pen. The most important thing is What's more, it's easy to carry.

Ye Shubei also found a rucksack similar to a student ghost in his room. You can put everything in it and carry it on your shoulder, which is very convenient and practical.

Thinking of the time when he stuffed everything into his cuffs and dropped things honestly, this is how the one or two taels of silver he saved so hard disappeared, and now thinking about it still hurts.

The words in these books are somewhat different from the ones I know, of course, apart from the lack of hand gestures, I can still know what the meaning is even with a guess.However, with those earthworm-like characters and a bunch of strange symbols, he couldn't do it at all.

The department Ye Shubei studied was a very popular computer major, and his grades in the department had always been praised by the teachers, but now it has become the biggest hurdle.

In class this week, the teacher looked at him as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person, and even the dean of the department asked him if he felt uncomfortable and whether he should go to the hospital for a systematic examination.

In short, there are good and there must be bad, but in general, this sudden intrusion into a strange practice environment can still barely give a score of [-].

At noon that day, the Three Musketeers went to the cafeteria for lunch. Today's dishes are good, all of which are his favorite big meat, braised pork ribs, fried chicken drumsticks, and sweet and sour pork ribs.

Ye Shubei took all kinds of meat dishes, and when he paid the bill, the money in the student card was used up and he owed it, so he had to borrow it from Xiao Zhengyi.

Strange to say, this student card that can prove his identity has the function of money?Every time you put it on a square object, a number will automatically pop up on it, but the number is gradually decreasing. The magic is quite amazing.

The teacher who paid the bill in the cafeteria looked at Ye Shubei's food and could calculate it with his eyes closed, "It's 50 yuan in total. I'm sorry, student, your balance is insufficient."

When Ye Shubei saw that the number that jumped out was zero, he just laughed, "You put another 100 taels of silver on my behalf, and then I can continue to deduct it."

When the teacher showed a crazy expression, Xiao Zhengyi hurriedly took out his student card and swiped it for him, and the balance became zero in an instant.

After sitting down, Xiao Zhengyi looked at the vegetables and tofu in his bowl, and then at the big meat in Ye Shubei's bowl, feeling extremely wronged, "Brother, is this way of eating enough for your living expenses?"

Ye Shubei didn't understand, "Can't this number be added casually? Since the square thing can be subtracted, it should be able to be added!"

"..."

"Speaking of which, your mother hasn't sent you living expenses yet?"

Song Haoqing took a look at Xiao Zhengyi, and hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes! That's it! Your mother will come with you for real, right? If you don't give this in the future, there is still one year left in this university, why do you However, the two of us buddies, not to mention other things, must be blessed and shared! It’s a pity that the two of us have no money. After paying the tuition before the start of school, we went to Phoenix Mountain. There is not much left, and the green vegetables and tofu will be gone.”

Xiao Zhengyi continued: "You should give your mother a call. This is your own child after all. There is no reason to starve to death. If others know that the third young master of the Ye family starved to death because of lack of living expenses, that is The wonders of the world!"

Song Haoqing echoed: "Yes, yes, yes! That's how it is! Although your mother said that she wanted you to make a living by yourself, but you're starving to death, and you're making a fuss. You still have to give what is due, Am I right."

If the two came and went for only three rounds, Ye Shubei had already eaten all the dishes, and he didn't even vomit the bones. He said that the meat is really delicious, but it's a pity that there is no wine in this sect. What's more, I don't understand what these two people are talking about.

At this time, a person came rushing out of the cafeteria and said something, and the noisy cafeteria was as quiet as a chicken in an instant.

A second later, they looked at the three of them in unison.In fact, the ultimate target of this gaze was Ye Shubei, Song Haoqing and Xiao Zhengyi were only unfortunately affected.

After another short second, these people looked away again as if nothing happened, they should eat and drink, but the topic in their mouths changed.

"It's lively now, I heard that Lu Mingfeng has returned to school!"

"Fuck, it's true!"

"It's more real than pearls! This person has already arrived at the school gate!"

"Hey, how dare he come back!"

"Why don't you dare? If you put it this way, he is the victim. It doesn't mean that you don't even want a diploma for Ye Shubei."

"Master from a rich family, it doesn't matter if you want this diploma for something."

"It's really useless, I guess it's just for showing off."

"Hey, do you think Ye Shubei will go to the school gate to stop her from continuing to court her later?"

"Aww, mobile phone! Take out your mobile phone! Didn't you just buy an XR, hurry up and take a picture! I want a high-definition one! The cliff is the Shura field!"

"Hey, I'm so looking forward to it!"

"Hurry up and eat, go out to the theater!"

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing thumped in their hearts, hey, this is embarrassing!

Ye Shubei didn't quite understand what these fellow brothers and sisters were talking about, but he was not a fool, he clearly heard his name, and those eyes that kept looking at him.

Oh, probably something has to do with him.

Ye Shubei put down the empty bowls and chopsticks, picked up his schoolbag and left.

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing looked at each other, had a bad feeling, and hurriedly said: "You...what are you going to do!"

Ye Shubei had already reached the entrance of the cafeteria, and without looking back, he waved his hand, "Go to the school gate!"

When everyone in the cafeteria heard this, they threw down their bowls and chopsticks one after another, rushed out the door, grabbed the benches and watched the show!

A dazzling red rectangle lay across the school gate. Ye Shubei saw that there were also four circles under this thing. The book said what it was called, oh, tires!

So this thing can be driven forward without any accidents. Ye Shubei thought of the big and small rectangles on the road, and had to admit that this rectangle was the most beautiful one he had ever seen, and there was no one so far.

When I became interested, I even got close to it and looked at it carefully. It's really beautiful!It's red and shiny, and the surface is shiny!

Suddenly the car door opened, and a handsome, short-haired young woman in tight top and shorts stood in front of Ye Shubei, stepping on the sky.

"You are Ye Shubei." The woman took out a long flat tablet and looked at it for a while, then stared at Ye Shubei to confirm repeatedly, and then she was sure that she did not identify the wrong person.

This long flat piece of leaf Shubei has seen countless times, it seems that everyone has a share, some people hold the face stickers, some people hold the hand stickers, this thing can sing and talk, anyway, he is the only one who doesn't have it.

"It's right here! What's your business?"

"You are quite courageous! I thought you had to hide in your dormitory and dare not come out, but this directly hit the muzzle of the gun. I respect you for being a man!"

Ye Shubei clasped his fists and bowed, and said, "Under the wild dog, the scattered people, who fight against the sky and the earth, conquer demons and eliminate demons, are indeed a real man who stands up to heaven and earth. I am honored to be praised. But what is this gun muzzle?"

The woman froze for a moment, feeling a little confused, knocked on the window glass, and asked, "Hey, bro, this guy is not only gay, but also has some brain problems. How on earth did you mess with this kind of person, Yeh?" Does the family care?"

Ye Shubei took a look, thinking that there were still people inside the rectangle, so he also looked inside curiously!

Sure enough, there is a person here, about the same age as them, with a gentle appearance, fair and clean, hey, he looks very good, Ye Shubei suddenly thought of those new juniors in the sect, who were also like this Such a cute and lovable look.

Ye Shubei looked at him, and remembered that he also entered the sect with this ignorant appearance in the past, and he also got a lot of care from his senior brother Xianhe Taoist, thinking about it, he became fascinated.

From the woman's point of view, the gay guy in front of her was salivating at her younger brother, and she couldn't help being furious, "You fucking gay man! How dare you look at my brother! Look again, I'll dig out your eyeballs!" Come out, believe it or not!"

Ye Shubei came back to his senses, and said "Oh", "I don't call you gay, I'm Ye Shubei."

"..."

A lot of people were crowded at the gate of the school to watch the fun, and they looked excited to watch the play, wishing it would get worse and worse.

Xiao Zhengyi and Song Haoqing squeezed through the crowd with all their might, one pulling Ye Shubei and the other the woman, for fear that they would fight.

Xiao Zhengyi showed an old-fashioned smile, "Miss Lu, don't be angry, it's so ugly to be arguing at the school gate!"

This woman is Lu Mingfeng's older sister, Lu Mingxi. She smiled sarcastically and said, "This person is shameless and keeps pestering my brother to death.

If you want face, my Lu family needs face! "

Song Haoqing didn't understand, if he was open and aboveboard under the eyes of everyone, would this be considered as a face to Lu's parents?

Lu Mingxi pointed at Ye Shubei, "I heard that you are a third-degree black belt? I am a fifth-degree black belt. How about it, but dare to compete with me. If you lose! Just drop me out! Get out of this university , and don't harass my younger brother for the rest of your life!"

At this moment, Ye Shubei's mind was gurgling. In the past, if he wanted to eat, eat meat and drink, all he needed was money!Here you need to have a number on your student card to eat big chicken legs and big ribs.

Under such a premise of thinking, Ye Shubei said, "Want to compete? Fine! If you lose! Give me the number!"

Lu Mingxi was confused, "Numbers? What are numbers?"

Ye Shubei took out his student card, "This is what you can use for dinner."

"..."

Lu Mingxi rolled his eyes and said, "What's the problem, I guarantee you will have numbers on it for the rest of your life!"

"make a deal!"

Lu Mingxi opened the car door, "Get in the car, you sit in the back! Miss Ben will make you go back and forth today!"

Just as Ye Shubei stepped up, he found that there was already a person sitting in the back seat, or it should be said that it was a ghost.