dirty stuff

The recruitment department is very busy every year. They have to first select all kinds of "supernatural powers" monsters and ghosts. After passing the primary selection, they have to go through manual review, and manual review takes a lot of time. The shortest is two weeks, and the longest is three or four. months.

But this year is an exception. Qu Ya feels that this year may break the record for the shortest time spent on manual review.

In less than an hour, this is already an intern who passed the primary election.

And the top [-] interns, without exception, did not pass the perverted assessment by Team Leader Sheng.

Sheng Feng sat listlessly on the position of the interviewer, propped his head on his hands, and said to the intern who was as thin as a cucumber in front of him: "What do you know? I remember that the information you filled out said that water escape is your best skill, Show it."

The staff pointed to the transparent glass pool on the side.

The intern stepped into the water, blushing, took out a piece of crumpled talisman paper, and muttered like an inscription in his mouth: "Xuan... Xuanhuang Wuzun... Dao... Dao... Dao follows the world, escape !"

one second.two seconds.three seconds

Nothing happened, and as for hiding and invisibility, it didn't show at all, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

Qu Ya silently covered her face, it was too embarrassing.

Sheng Feng didn't raise his head: "Next!"

Then put a big cross in column 100.

Qu Ya wiped the sweat off her face with a handkerchief, and suggested, "Why don't you take a rest, Team Leader Sheng."

If the screening continues like this, I am afraid that none of these thousand people will be able to enter Guoan this year. This is all performance!Without performance, they have to be scolded to death by Minister Cui again.

Sheng Feng's vision is indeed a bit tired. These people are either half-baked, or heretics who don't know where they learned it. None of them can stand up to scrutiny. Is it really so easy to fool Guoan?

He held back the cough in his throat and took a sip of water: "Okay, take a rest."

Qu Ya squeezed her sweat, and quickly ordered Xiao Jia to pour water.Xiao Jia is also a quick kid, he is very good at observing words and expressions, the water he boiled is cold, and the temperature is just right for drinking.

Relying on the fact that he is a wandering soul, Shen Yan ran amok in the recruitment department where there are many ordinary people. He pushed open many office doors. Just go open another one.

Sheng Feng leaned on the back of the chair and drank water unhurriedly, his eyes unconsciously fixed on the emerald hanging on Qu Ya's neck, and asked casually, "Do you believe in Buddhism?"

Qu Ya waved her hand: "I don't believe it. My father believes in Buddhism. Compared with spiritual pillars such as gods and Buddhas, I still prefer small objects such as jade and jade. I bought this pendant. How about it? It's worthy of the name Goods A, not bad."

As soon as she finished speaking, the door of the room was pushed open from the outside with a loud "bang", but no one came in from outside the door.

Qu Ya was so frightened that she almost jumped up from her chair.Although Sheng Feng on the side was not frightened, his eyes were still attracted. Seeing that there was nothing behind the door, he frowned involuntarily.

Xiao Jia, who was pouring the water, said with a smile, "It should be blown open by the wind, right?" Then, he ran forward and gently closed the door again.

Sheng Feng's eyes are complicated, the recruitment department is all in the inner corridor, where is the wind coming from?

Little did he know that Shen Yan, who had turned into a wandering soul, had already stood in front of him, and it had been a few minutes since he rushed in through the door, and Sheng Feng's eyes did not meet his eyes at all.

He is really invisible.

It is close at hand, but there seems to be a gully of thousands of years in front of it.

Shen Yan's calm heart was a little sore at this moment, he muttered to himself, as if he was listening to himself, and seemed to be saying to Sheng Feng: "I've only been back for a few days, why can't you really see me?" Woolen cloth……"

Sheng Feng turned his gaze back, and took a closer look at the jade that Qu Ya was wearing. He didn't understand the jade in the Xiyi realm, but he could still see some tricks in this kind of ordinary jade.

This jade looks delicate, but in fact its texture is not very good. There are even some small faults where the milky white and azure colors meet on the Buddha statue. This kind of jade is regarded as a B-quality jade in the market, and the A-quality is definitely not up to it. of.

Qu Ya didn't seem to have been shopping for this kind of thing for a few years, Sheng Feng couldn't bear to hit her, so he smiled: "Jadeite is very beautiful, and the texture is not bad, but I don't know as much about these things as you do, so I can't say anything about it." So come."

Hearing what Sheng Feng said, Shen Yan glanced at the emerald on the woman opposite him with dull eyes. He was so decadent that he couldn't even raise his spirits, so he still looked at Sheng Feng: "That's a broken stone. Take pity on others, who will take pity on you?"

Qu Ya seemed very happy for Shengfeng to say this, she said: "After I bought it, I thought it was monotonous. My dad usually carves some gadgets, so he would draw a sketch and carve a Buddha statue for me. He believes in those gods very much. The ghostly thing, after carving it out, took it back to my hometown and offered it to my hometown for a while, isn’t it a bit silly to say that I can ask God to bless it?”

Sheng Feng coughed a few times: "Your father probably wants to carve a statue of Buddha for you, and let you wear it for safety. Put them at ease."

Qu Ya touched the emerald, and said indifferently: "I just like this emerald and I wear it all the time. Who said that a girl's parents must be worried about working outside? Leader Sheng, you look so good-looking, your parents must be afraid of you Hooked away by the vixen!"

Shen Yan noticed that the smile on the corner of Sheng Feng's mouth froze for half a second, and the hand holding the paper cup to drink water also twitched slightly. He had never paid so much attention to Sheng Feng's small movements before. Although it was only a blink of an eye, Shen Yan Know what he perceives.

The two chatted very happily, and the rest of the interns, Sheng Feng, planned to spend the next three days slowly screening them, so at noon he went to pick up the boxed lunch, and took it back to the office that Minister Cui had prepared for him to eat alone. .

A person was lying on the huge desk with rice in his mouth, but Sheng Feng couldn't be happy. He hadn't eaten with such a person for a long time, and there was no such thing as Wu Wenyan's words in his ears, and there was no rush in front of his eyes. Busy serving tea and pouring water.

Not yet... Shen Yan.

Sheng Feng shook his head vigorously, as if he could pour out the ghost imprinted in his mind. He coughed twice from time to time, and then took two sips of the cold water to suppress it.

Shen Yan leaned on the table in front of Sheng Feng, smiled, and said the words he said almost every day at noon: "Group leader Sheng, you have pity on me, cook me a bowl of instant noodles, you cook The instant noodles... are the best."

It's a pity that Shengfeng won't answer him.

The meal was finished soon, Sheng Feng covered the lid of the plastic lunch box and threw it into the trash can, but there was still a whole afternoon of selection, Sheng Feng's eyelids were a little heavy, so he simply locked the door and planned to sit on the sofa in the office for a while. sleep for a while.

The window was wide open, and the cool wind was blowing into the room. Shen Yan subconsciously stepped forward and closed the window. By the empty window sill, he saw the window closing gently by itself. This strange scene happened to fall into Sheng Feng's sight.

Are there ghosts around him?

Shen Yan turned his head and saw Sheng Feng staring vigilantly in his direction, he froze in place with cold sweat pouring out of his head.

yes!He can't see himself now, will this scare him? !

However, Sheng Feng stared at it for a while, then closed his eyes flatly, and said to the air, "Thank you."

Shen Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and he quietly floated to Sheng Feng's side, as if he had made up his mind: "Don't worry, I will find a way to heal your eyes."

After all, he turned into a wisp of black air and disappeared into the air.

……

After eating with her colleagues, Qu Ya was discussing with a few sisters to go downstairs to buy a cup of fragrant milk tea to reward herself, when she turned her head and saw a magic stick sitting on the floor at the corner, with a tattered piece of red paper spread out in front of him. It reads "Fortune-telling touches the bones, no money is not allowed".

Qu Ya, who was used to seeing all kinds of magic sticks, chuckled, went straight to the milk tea shop on the corner of the street, and ordered a milk tea.

"Girl, do you want to have a divination?" The vicissitudes of the magic stick's voice reached Qu Ya's ears.

Qu Ya ignored her. She never believed that fortune-telling on the street could tell anything, so she continued to watch videos with her mobile phone.

The magic stick clicked his tongue: "Girl, are you really not a trigram? I see that there is a sinister energy lingering around you, and there may be a catastrophe in the near future!"

Anyone who is pointed at on the street saying that Yintang is black may cause catastrophe will not be in a good mood, and Qu Ya is no exception.

Qu Ya: "Are you insane? My mother doesn't believe this, so you might as well keep it for yourself, it's really bad luck!"

After finishing speaking, he took the milk tea handed by the clerk and walked back in the direction of Guoan. Buying a milk tea can still encounter such a psychosis and say such crazy words.

As soon as he arrived in Guoan, his colleague Li Yanran ran over happily, hugged Qu Ya's arm and said coquettishly, "Are you going to the nightclub tonight? I've made an appointment with some super handsome boys!"

Qu Ya likes handsome people, and prefers to catch handsome people. When she heard that she had an appointment, she agreed without thinking, "Okay! Let's go after get off work?"

Li Yanran nodded heavily, smiling brighter than flowers.

After hearing their conversation, Xiao Jia ran over to remind her: "Sister, you should be careful, don't play too late. Haven't you read the report? Recently, the police are investigating a missing persons case. Until now, the perpetrator I haven't found it yet, you girls belong to your house, you have to go home early at night."

Qu Ya dismissed it: "Xiao Jia, when did you learn to be so wordy? With such a large area in our city, what are the chances that I will run into the criminals of the missing persons case? Besides, the arrest warrant just issued by the police Search all suspicious persons, does he dare to continue to commit crimes in the city? Don't be stupid."

After finishing speaking, she hooked Li Yanran's neck, and the two of them went to the office to discuss the handsome nightclub boy tonight.