Yaozun is chasing me to open the screen
Chapter 15 "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"
Before Shuang Jiangnian succumbed to the power of money, someone took the lead in pulling down the arrest warrant for "Demon Princess".
"It's posted everywhere, the demon king really thinks he has money and has nowhere to spend it, and he's being taken advantage of."
The monkey-faced man held the wanted warrant in his hand and shook it casually, mouth full of sourness.
The arrest warrant was crumpled, and the portrait was distorted and deformed.
The six of them were all dressed as disciples of the Medicine Sect, and Shuang Jiangnian followed them into the largest teahouse in the town.
The teahouse was buzzing with people. After the group of Medicine Sect disciples walked in, everyone fell silent and looked at them with reverence.
The Medicine Sect is the largest Medical Cultivation Sect, and the monks gathered in Dandong Town this time is also for the "Alchemist Conference" held by the Medicine Sect.
The monkey-faced man was very pleased with this, and continued his high-spirited talk: "Tell me, how did the demon clan find such a pheasant to be the demon king?"
Another disciple said: "I heard that it is Phoenix's youngest son who was carried away when he was in the eggshell."
"Phoenix's young son? Heh. Colorful and embarrassing." The monkey-faced man shook his head, "Phoenix has been dead for more than 100 years, where did his son come from? In my opinion, he is just a wild..."
"There are too many people in this place, so be careful with your words." The older disciple said, "The Demon King has contributed more than half of the funds for this 'Alchemist Conference'. Without him, this conference will have to be raised for another five years. We should thank him. "
"Hey, I'm not afraid of him." The monkey-faced man put on an air of aloofness, "I don't know what the suzerain thinks, but let him be a special examiner. Let's see what kind of stupid question he came up with! "
As soon as he said this, the other disciples also showed contemptuous smiles.
"--'Delicious pill to cure heart disease'!" The monkey-faced man looked contrivedly shocked, "Heart disease, a minor ailment and pain that ordinary people suffer from, still costs us to make alchemy? What's more, 'delicious' '—Is he treating the elixir as jelly beans?"
His sonorous voice ran through the entire teahouse, and there were bursts of laughter all at once, filling the teahouse with a happy atmosphere.
Shuang Jiangnian covered her lips and coughed lightly.
[Host, Xiao Hualan did this for you. ]
"Shh."
Shuang Jiangnian walked over, and when passing by the table of Yaozong disciples, she moved her sleeves imperceptibly.
The transparent medicinal powder fell into their tea along with his sleeve.
Shuang Jiangnian moved naturally, and found a place with a wide view on the second floor to sit down.
The monkey-faced man didn't realize it, took a sip of tea, turned his head and asked, "Junior Brother Le, what do you think?"
The young man he asked was sitting in the middle of the table, different from other Tsing Yi disciples, the young man was dressed in pink, had the face of a pretty girl, and looked like a spring peach.
The pink clothes represent the direct disciples of the Medicine Sect Master.
"I think..." The boy sneered, "Idiot."
Shuang Jiangnian couldn't help but let out another muffled cough, as if the sound had caught the other party's attention, the peach-pink boy raised his eyelids and looked towards the second floor, capturing him accurately.
The monkey-faced man got a reply from the pink boy, his eyes lit up, and he continued to talk: "Junior Brother Yue, what do Luanqin-juns think about this matter?"
Shuang Jiangnian gave the hand holding the teacup a pause.
Lord Luanqin is his senior brother, Meng Kezhi, who practiced the way of ruthlessness.
On the bright side, Meng Kezhi is the chief disciple of Lezong. He is young and promising. He is one of the top ten male cultivators who most want to join him in the world of immortality. He also has some knowledge in medicine.
Downstairs, the pink boy smiled but didn't answer.
The monkey-faced man leaned closer to him, and said dog-leggedly: "It is said that the good things between junior brother and Lord Luanqin are coming soon, is it true?"
His expression was ambiguous, obviously the so-called "good thing" refers to the kind of marriage of Taoist couples.
Shuang Jiangnian blinked.
Meng Kezhi wants to join that boy?
He couldn't help but look at the boy with pity.
"Let me tell you some news." The pink boy dimpled with a smile, "Brother Ke Zhi said that he would present a rare treasure as a reward for the alchemist conference, and this reward will also be the first one he gave me. membership gift."
Only the top three in Danhui can win the prize. He is determined to win his own ranking, and the rest are booing.
Shuang Jiangnian turned the teacup, lost in thought.
The "rare treasures" in Meng Kezhi's hands, he took a fancy to one.
A year ago, after he and Yan Hualan double-cultivated, many achievements were highlighted, among which [Double Cultivation·Chicken Start] rewarded [-] achievement points.
Shuang Jiangnian directly used these achievement points to ask Tiandao how to take out "Forgetfulness" alive.Tiandao told him that three keys are needed to unlock "Wangqing", none of which is indispensable.
Pay homage to Yuehua, the harp hairpin, and the nine thorns in his hand.
Among them, the artifact "Bai Yuehua" is a pestle for pounding medicine, which is said to belong to the Jade Rabbit in Guanghan Palace, and its current owner is Meng Kezhi.
But Meng Kezhi is cunning and suspicious, and all the treasures are hidden in hidden caves. How to get him to generously take out "Bai Yuehua" is a problem.
Shuang Jiangnian was thinking, when there was a loud "poof" downstairs.
That sounds like a... big ass.
The lively teahouse suddenly fell into embarrassment.
Because the loud noise obviously came from the people at the table of Medicine Sect.
The monkey-faced man's face gradually turned red, and he vaguely covered his stomach.
He tried his best to hold back, but the foul-smelling gas still spewed out one after another.
Snickers spread from the corner of the teahouse.
A casual cultivator has long been unhappy with him: "Looking at his contempt for mortals, he thought he was about to become a golden immortal. Immortal cultivators don't eat grains, so why is he still farting?"
Another shouted: "Why don't you practice a few pills to cure farts!"
The whole room snickered.
The other disciples of the Medicine Sect were just about to argue for their fellow disciples, but suddenly they also covered their stomachs, and their faces turned pale.
Among the people at the table, only the peach-fan boy survived.
The other disciples asked with difficulty: "Junior Brother Yue, what happened? Why are you the only one okay?"
"Someone poisoned your tea." The peach-pink boy raised his lips.
Not only did he not sympathize with his fellow students, but he also sneered nakedly: "You didn't even find out about this, so you just want to curry favor with me, in a vain attempt to get a quota for the conference?"
"So I just said..." He smiled sweetly, "You are idiots."
"you…!"
The monkey-faced man dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak out. He held his stomach and ran out of the teahouse in a hurry.
The rest followed suit.
The peach pink boy raised his head again and looked at Shuang Jiangnian.When his eyes met, he curled his lips into a smile, and the amber earrings shone brightly.
He offered a cup of untouched tea to Shuang Jiangnian, paid the bill and left.
[Amazing!How did he know that the host put the poison in the teacup?Even I didn't see clearly the action of the host poisoning. ]
Shuang Jiangnian went downstairs: "Who is he?"
The system checked: [Le Taoqing, the grandson of the Medicine Sect Master's happy grandson.One hundred achievement points to check his original fate, does the host want to see it? ]
"Ah."
[In the original plot, Le Taoqing will win the first place in the alchemy conference, and then merge with Meng Kezhi.The two had a disagreement in their marriage, Meng Kezhi treated him as a furnace to repair his cultivation, and finally killed Le Taoqing with his own hands to prove the way of ruthlessness. ]
Shuang Jiangnian listened carefully, as if she had thought of some bad idea, a smile flashed across her eyes.
"Do you know why they have a disagreement in marriage?"
[Why? ] The system is curious.
"Because the ruthless Taoist monks don't do it." Shuang Jiangnian smiled, "If he knew that Meng Kezhi was incompetent and deliberately lied to him, what would he do?"
[...It seems that there is going to be a good show. ]
Shuang Jiangnian walked to Le Taoqing's tea table, picked up the crumpled wanted warrant that fell on the ground, unfolded it, and flattened it.
The above portrait is immature, and it looks like a beginner's work.
But it can be seen that the painter is very familiar with this face, as if he has practiced thousands of times with his heart to draw such a face.
Shuang Jiangnian could almost imagine how Yan Hualan memorized his facial features with his palms and lips, and then clumsily held the brush to trace his outline...
His lips curved slightly.
However, the moment Shuang Jiangnian touched the wanted warrant, a sudden change occurred.
A hot aura gushed out from his left chest, rushing into the arrest warrant.
The emerald flame ignited, burning away the ink on the paper and replacing it with a boy's face.
——Yan Hualan's youthful face.
The portrait speaks.
"Brother, I miss you so much."
Yan Hualan looked deeply at Shuang Jiangnian through a layer of thin paper, with joy of reunion on his face, and a trace of grievance of being abandoned.
"Come back, okay?"
The picture displayed on the wanted warrant was so vivid that Shuang Jiangnian's heart skipped a beat, as if the boy was right in front of him.
Then he realized a problem.
Why is the arrest warrant just an ordinary piece of paper in the hands of other people, but it will change like this when it is touched by him?
...Also, the teahouse suddenly became too quiet.
Shuang Jiangnian raised her eyes and found that everyone in the teahouse was staring at him, as if they were staring at the walking hundred thousand high-grade spirit stones.
Shuang Jiangnian has a bad feeling.
Above his head, a green fluorescent mark shot up into the sky, shining so brightly that the whole Three Realms could clearly see it.
A magnetic voice sounded in the minds of everyone in the teahouse——
"This is my demon princess, he is weak, don't hurt him."
"Hold on, I'll come right away."
"—One hundred thousand high-grade spirit stones, everyone who sees it will have a share."
In an instant, hundreds of fiery eyes locked on Shuang Jiangnian.
At the same time, the Demon King Hall.
Yan Hualan was wearing a gorgeous emerald green feather cloak, looking at the fluorescent lights in the distance.
The veins on the back of his hands popped out with fists in his sleeves, trembling slightly.
"finally found you."
He turned into a peacock, spread his wings and swayed towards the marked direction.
"It's posted everywhere, the demon king really thinks he has money and has nowhere to spend it, and he's being taken advantage of."
The monkey-faced man held the wanted warrant in his hand and shook it casually, mouth full of sourness.
The arrest warrant was crumpled, and the portrait was distorted and deformed.
The six of them were all dressed as disciples of the Medicine Sect, and Shuang Jiangnian followed them into the largest teahouse in the town.
The teahouse was buzzing with people. After the group of Medicine Sect disciples walked in, everyone fell silent and looked at them with reverence.
The Medicine Sect is the largest Medical Cultivation Sect, and the monks gathered in Dandong Town this time is also for the "Alchemist Conference" held by the Medicine Sect.
The monkey-faced man was very pleased with this, and continued his high-spirited talk: "Tell me, how did the demon clan find such a pheasant to be the demon king?"
Another disciple said: "I heard that it is Phoenix's youngest son who was carried away when he was in the eggshell."
"Phoenix's young son? Heh. Colorful and embarrassing." The monkey-faced man shook his head, "Phoenix has been dead for more than 100 years, where did his son come from? In my opinion, he is just a wild..."
"There are too many people in this place, so be careful with your words." The older disciple said, "The Demon King has contributed more than half of the funds for this 'Alchemist Conference'. Without him, this conference will have to be raised for another five years. We should thank him. "
"Hey, I'm not afraid of him." The monkey-faced man put on an air of aloofness, "I don't know what the suzerain thinks, but let him be a special examiner. Let's see what kind of stupid question he came up with! "
As soon as he said this, the other disciples also showed contemptuous smiles.
"--'Delicious pill to cure heart disease'!" The monkey-faced man looked contrivedly shocked, "Heart disease, a minor ailment and pain that ordinary people suffer from, still costs us to make alchemy? What's more, 'delicious' '—Is he treating the elixir as jelly beans?"
His sonorous voice ran through the entire teahouse, and there were bursts of laughter all at once, filling the teahouse with a happy atmosphere.
Shuang Jiangnian covered her lips and coughed lightly.
[Host, Xiao Hualan did this for you. ]
"Shh."
Shuang Jiangnian walked over, and when passing by the table of Yaozong disciples, she moved her sleeves imperceptibly.
The transparent medicinal powder fell into their tea along with his sleeve.
Shuang Jiangnian moved naturally, and found a place with a wide view on the second floor to sit down.
The monkey-faced man didn't realize it, took a sip of tea, turned his head and asked, "Junior Brother Le, what do you think?"
The young man he asked was sitting in the middle of the table, different from other Tsing Yi disciples, the young man was dressed in pink, had the face of a pretty girl, and looked like a spring peach.
The pink clothes represent the direct disciples of the Medicine Sect Master.
"I think..." The boy sneered, "Idiot."
Shuang Jiangnian couldn't help but let out another muffled cough, as if the sound had caught the other party's attention, the peach-pink boy raised his eyelids and looked towards the second floor, capturing him accurately.
The monkey-faced man got a reply from the pink boy, his eyes lit up, and he continued to talk: "Junior Brother Yue, what do Luanqin-juns think about this matter?"
Shuang Jiangnian gave the hand holding the teacup a pause.
Lord Luanqin is his senior brother, Meng Kezhi, who practiced the way of ruthlessness.
On the bright side, Meng Kezhi is the chief disciple of Lezong. He is young and promising. He is one of the top ten male cultivators who most want to join him in the world of immortality. He also has some knowledge in medicine.
Downstairs, the pink boy smiled but didn't answer.
The monkey-faced man leaned closer to him, and said dog-leggedly: "It is said that the good things between junior brother and Lord Luanqin are coming soon, is it true?"
His expression was ambiguous, obviously the so-called "good thing" refers to the kind of marriage of Taoist couples.
Shuang Jiangnian blinked.
Meng Kezhi wants to join that boy?
He couldn't help but look at the boy with pity.
"Let me tell you some news." The pink boy dimpled with a smile, "Brother Ke Zhi said that he would present a rare treasure as a reward for the alchemist conference, and this reward will also be the first one he gave me. membership gift."
Only the top three in Danhui can win the prize. He is determined to win his own ranking, and the rest are booing.
Shuang Jiangnian turned the teacup, lost in thought.
The "rare treasures" in Meng Kezhi's hands, he took a fancy to one.
A year ago, after he and Yan Hualan double-cultivated, many achievements were highlighted, among which [Double Cultivation·Chicken Start] rewarded [-] achievement points.
Shuang Jiangnian directly used these achievement points to ask Tiandao how to take out "Forgetfulness" alive.Tiandao told him that three keys are needed to unlock "Wangqing", none of which is indispensable.
Pay homage to Yuehua, the harp hairpin, and the nine thorns in his hand.
Among them, the artifact "Bai Yuehua" is a pestle for pounding medicine, which is said to belong to the Jade Rabbit in Guanghan Palace, and its current owner is Meng Kezhi.
But Meng Kezhi is cunning and suspicious, and all the treasures are hidden in hidden caves. How to get him to generously take out "Bai Yuehua" is a problem.
Shuang Jiangnian was thinking, when there was a loud "poof" downstairs.
That sounds like a... big ass.
The lively teahouse suddenly fell into embarrassment.
Because the loud noise obviously came from the people at the table of Medicine Sect.
The monkey-faced man's face gradually turned red, and he vaguely covered his stomach.
He tried his best to hold back, but the foul-smelling gas still spewed out one after another.
Snickers spread from the corner of the teahouse.
A casual cultivator has long been unhappy with him: "Looking at his contempt for mortals, he thought he was about to become a golden immortal. Immortal cultivators don't eat grains, so why is he still farting?"
Another shouted: "Why don't you practice a few pills to cure farts!"
The whole room snickered.
The other disciples of the Medicine Sect were just about to argue for their fellow disciples, but suddenly they also covered their stomachs, and their faces turned pale.
Among the people at the table, only the peach-fan boy survived.
The other disciples asked with difficulty: "Junior Brother Yue, what happened? Why are you the only one okay?"
"Someone poisoned your tea." The peach-pink boy raised his lips.
Not only did he not sympathize with his fellow students, but he also sneered nakedly: "You didn't even find out about this, so you just want to curry favor with me, in a vain attempt to get a quota for the conference?"
"So I just said..." He smiled sweetly, "You are idiots."
"you…!"
The monkey-faced man dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak out. He held his stomach and ran out of the teahouse in a hurry.
The rest followed suit.
The peach pink boy raised his head again and looked at Shuang Jiangnian.When his eyes met, he curled his lips into a smile, and the amber earrings shone brightly.
He offered a cup of untouched tea to Shuang Jiangnian, paid the bill and left.
[Amazing!How did he know that the host put the poison in the teacup?Even I didn't see clearly the action of the host poisoning. ]
Shuang Jiangnian went downstairs: "Who is he?"
The system checked: [Le Taoqing, the grandson of the Medicine Sect Master's happy grandson.One hundred achievement points to check his original fate, does the host want to see it? ]
"Ah."
[In the original plot, Le Taoqing will win the first place in the alchemy conference, and then merge with Meng Kezhi.The two had a disagreement in their marriage, Meng Kezhi treated him as a furnace to repair his cultivation, and finally killed Le Taoqing with his own hands to prove the way of ruthlessness. ]
Shuang Jiangnian listened carefully, as if she had thought of some bad idea, a smile flashed across her eyes.
"Do you know why they have a disagreement in marriage?"
[Why? ] The system is curious.
"Because the ruthless Taoist monks don't do it." Shuang Jiangnian smiled, "If he knew that Meng Kezhi was incompetent and deliberately lied to him, what would he do?"
[...It seems that there is going to be a good show. ]
Shuang Jiangnian walked to Le Taoqing's tea table, picked up the crumpled wanted warrant that fell on the ground, unfolded it, and flattened it.
The above portrait is immature, and it looks like a beginner's work.
But it can be seen that the painter is very familiar with this face, as if he has practiced thousands of times with his heart to draw such a face.
Shuang Jiangnian could almost imagine how Yan Hualan memorized his facial features with his palms and lips, and then clumsily held the brush to trace his outline...
His lips curved slightly.
However, the moment Shuang Jiangnian touched the wanted warrant, a sudden change occurred.
A hot aura gushed out from his left chest, rushing into the arrest warrant.
The emerald flame ignited, burning away the ink on the paper and replacing it with a boy's face.
——Yan Hualan's youthful face.
The portrait speaks.
"Brother, I miss you so much."
Yan Hualan looked deeply at Shuang Jiangnian through a layer of thin paper, with joy of reunion on his face, and a trace of grievance of being abandoned.
"Come back, okay?"
The picture displayed on the wanted warrant was so vivid that Shuang Jiangnian's heart skipped a beat, as if the boy was right in front of him.
Then he realized a problem.
Why is the arrest warrant just an ordinary piece of paper in the hands of other people, but it will change like this when it is touched by him?
...Also, the teahouse suddenly became too quiet.
Shuang Jiangnian raised her eyes and found that everyone in the teahouse was staring at him, as if they were staring at the walking hundred thousand high-grade spirit stones.
Shuang Jiangnian has a bad feeling.
Above his head, a green fluorescent mark shot up into the sky, shining so brightly that the whole Three Realms could clearly see it.
A magnetic voice sounded in the minds of everyone in the teahouse——
"This is my demon princess, he is weak, don't hurt him."
"Hold on, I'll come right away."
"—One hundred thousand high-grade spirit stones, everyone who sees it will have a share."
In an instant, hundreds of fiery eyes locked on Shuang Jiangnian.
At the same time, the Demon King Hall.
Yan Hualan was wearing a gorgeous emerald green feather cloak, looking at the fluorescent lights in the distance.
The veins on the back of his hands popped out with fists in his sleeves, trembling slightly.
"finally found you."
He turned into a peacock, spread his wings and swayed towards the marked direction.
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