Yaozun is chasing me to open the screen
Chapter 25
The person in the portrait is his brother?
But his younger brother Huai Muyuan was in Qingxiu at the master's house, when did he have an affair with the Demon King?
This was Shuang Huaiyuan's first reaction.
Then he realized that there was a mole on the eye of the person in the portrait, not because of admiration.
Mole on the eye...
A thin child appeared in his memory.
Shuang Huaiyuan didn't stay in the family for a long time, but every time he went back, the thin child would be punished to kneel in the ancestral hall for bullying Huaimu and disrespecting his parents.
The child was the child of his aunt who died young, and the aunt did not disclose the uncle's name until her death, so she stayed at Shuang's house.
Later, the mother said that the child worshiped the immortal as a teacher outside, abandoned the family, and was just an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf.
No news has been heard since.
That child's name is...Jiang Nian.
But how?
Every time Shuang Huaiyuan saw Shuang Jiangnian, that child would stand coldly in the shadows, his eyes were empty, and he was very indifferent to everything.
And the person in the portrait smiled softly, as if bathed in the morning breeze at first sight.
The atmosphere is too different.
Shuang Huaiyuan thought for a while, but in the end he didn't burn the arrest warrant.
He put the paper in his arms and asked his younger brother Huai Mu when he planned to return to his home.
Wuling Court.
Reminiscing about her childhood in her family, Shuang Jiangnian didn't come back to her senses for a while.
Seeing him in a daze, Yan Hualan felt alarm bells ringing in his heart: "Brother won't be with that Ziwei Xianjun..."
"No." Shuang Jiangnian had blue veins popping out of his forehead.
The arrow wound on Yan Hualan's hand was mostly healed, Shuang Jiangnian was still a little worried, and made some disguises with the technique of disguise, and finally it couldn't be seen.
"Before the injury is healed, no one can see it." He instructed, "Don't get it in strong corrosive liquid, otherwise the camouflage will disappear."
Yan Hualan nodded obediently.
He wanted to get bored for a while longer, but as soon as his head rested on Shuang Jiangnian's shoulder, the door of the room opened with a "bang".
Le Taoqing pushed the door open, saw the two people who were close, and smiled meaningfully: "I'm bothering you? Let's go now."
Shuang Jiangnian immediately distanced herself from Yan Hualan and asked, "How is your proof?"
Le Taoqing shrugged: "Brother Kezhi also said that he is sick and retreats to thank you. I can't force him while I am sick, can I?"
Shuang Jiangnian: "With your temperament, why didn't you force him before?"
"I felt compulsive a few times, but unfortunately every time either I was drunk or he was drunk, or he was in a hurry and quit midway."
As Le Taoqing talked, she also became suspicious, "Could it be an excuse before?"
Shuang Jiangnian was pleased: "You finally understand."
Le Tao scratched her hair madly: "Help, grandpa said that once the Dan meeting is over, he will hold a marriage ceremony for us. I don't want the rest of my life to be buried in the hands of an impotent cheating marriage man!"
Shuang Jiangnian condenses her eyebrows.
Is such a short time enough for him to ruin Meng Kezhi's reputation?
Yan Hualan was particularly active in voice transmission: "Brother wants to kill Meng Kezhi? Do you need my help?"
Shuang Jiangnian gave him a "?" look.
"I enjoy helping others." Yan Hualan said seriously, "Hey, your friend is too miserable."
It was clearly gearing up, excitedly wanting to kill a rival in love.
Shuang Jiangnian didn't want to get too entangled with him, so she sent a voice transmission: "No need."
He said affectionately to Le Tao: "Leave this in advance. Let's go, let's visit someone."
"Who?"
"Yixue."
"That's right, I still have to be responsible for treating her hand injuries." Le Tao felt depressed for a moment.
Soon he cheered up, took out a bottle of dark medicine, and let out the vicious villain "Jie Jie Jie" laughter.
Shuang Jiangnian took out two bottles of fruit wine and treated them as gifts, pretending to be visiting a sick person.
"Bring her a gift?" Yan Hualan asked, "Yuan Shuo's assassination may have something to do with her."
"How can I have any good intentions?" Shuang Jiangnian said with a smile, "I'm angry with her, just go fishing and enforce the law."
Yi Xue wanted to murder him, how could he let her escape unscathed?
Yan Hualan: "I want to go together too."
Shuang Jiangnian thought for a while and nodded.
With the pass of the Demon King, no matter how much Yi Xue hates them, she will open the door for them.
In Yi Xue's bedroom.
The room was filled with the fragrance of medicine, and Yi Xue was lying on the bed, looking very weak.
"Isn't it just a dead person, what's the matter?" Le Taoqing sat down carelessly.
Yi Xue ignored him directly.
"Your Majesty the Demon King. Forgive Xiaoxian for being in poor health and not treating guests properly."
Brother Heizhu's death was not enough to scare her, but the demon king was kind by nature, he couldn't even bear to eat sharks, so he would definitely have a good impression of kind and weak women.
This is a great opportunity to hit what you like.
"Xiaoxian and Mr. Yuan have met for a few times, and I really can't bear it... The murderer's actions are simply too bloody and cruel.
As she spoke, she covered her face and sobbed twice.
The bloody and brutal murderer Yan Hualan: "..."
Why did this man speak ill of him in front of his brother!
He secretly looked at Xiang Shuang Jiangnian.
"Fellow Daoist Yi mourns and changes." Shuang Jiangnian was pouring wine, "The dead cannot be learned, but the ones who come can still be chased. Fellow Daoists may wish to look forward, for example-the next third alchemy meeting."
"In order for you to attend the Dan meeting with all your needs, I specially brought this for you." Le Taoqing took out the small black bottle with a smirk on her face.
Yi Xue flinched back.
Le Taoqing pretended to be injured: "You don't believe me? This is good medicine!"
It smells really sweet.
Yi Xue couldn't shirk it, so she stretched out her palm for him to apply.
The medicine is good medicine, but the pain is so painful that people's soul is out of their bodies. She endured the pain so that she didn't let out a pig cry.
Shuang Jiangnian's voice came: "The third meeting is different from the former one. The topic has already been determined by the demon king. We have to visit the small world and collect the raw materials by ourselves. What it tests are nothing more than pill formulas, and the ability of alchemists to search for medicinal materials and protect themselves." ability."
"It's a pity, Fellow Daoist Yi." He sipped a drink, and said in a calm voice, "You might have won the top spot, but your hands can't recover, and the person who took the top spot for you is gone. Disaster."
It seems a pity, but it is actually a mockery.Taunting her that if she steals chickens, she will lose money, and there will be no room for turning around from now on.
Yi Xue gritted her teeth and smiled: "Thank you brother Xiaoliu for your suggestion."
Le Taoqing was tired of applying medicine, so she sat down to drink.
After drinking the fruit wine, his eyes lit up: "Good wine. Where did it come from?"
Shuang Jiangnian: "It's self-brewed, drink less."
He didn't want to deal with a drunk cat.
Both of them are alcoholics, they have their own views on wine tasting, and they chatted in a few words.
Yan Hualan lowered his head and stared at the amber liquid in the cup, as if he was staring at some scourge.
Yi Xue picked up the wine cup, smiled softly and said, "Your Majesty, I offer you a toast."
Yan Hualan's eyes were wary.
Shuang Jiangnian smiled: "Drinking alcohol is not conducive to the recovery of wounds, so fellow Yi Daoist can heal his wounds with peace of mind. I will respect him on your behalf."
He took Yi Xue's wine cup and touched Yan Hualan's cup, describing his intimacy.
Seeing this, Yi Xue turned pale with anger.
There was a "ding" sound when the porcelain cups collided, and Yan Hualan's heart skipped a beat, and the strange amber liquid suddenly flickered and glowed.
It was something that Brother A Nian shared with him.
Yan Hualan drank it in one gulp, almost burst into tears from the spiciness.
The wine is so spicy?
This is the first time for him to try it... He must not let his brother see that he is not good!
"Shang Jia." Yan Hualan suppressed tears, "I have tasted countless wines, and this is the first time I have tasted such mellow, sweet, soft, and mild wine."
"Thank you." Shuang Jiangnian felt relieved.
He was originally afraid that Yan Hualan had never touched alcohol, if he couldn't drink well, wouldn't he have to deal with two drunk cats?
Over there, Le Taoqing was already drinking high, and she followed Yi Xue's saying, "As long as you don't get angry, get angry."
He picked up a basket of fairy fruits: "These are just right for dinner. Sister Xue is such a nice person, she will definitely agree!"
"……nature."
"Hey, these Guyuan Pills are also good! Have I eaten them? Thank you, Sister Xue!"
"..."
The wind blew away, and the whole house was searched clean by Le Taoqing.
Yi Xue was dizzy with anger, and could only watch helplessly because of the restrictions imposed by sick and kind people.
Anger affects judgment, and her sanity is almost exhausted.
When the time was right, Shuang Jiangnian deliberately used his kung fu to make the wine look on his face, pretending to be overwhelmed with alcohol.
"Speaking of the topic posed by the Demon King, it was really a coincidence. In an ancient secret realm, I happened to find a wonderful pill to cure heart disease. It was useless at the time. Looking at it now, isn't it the help of heaven? I?"
He had a smug smile all over his face.
"Fellow Daoist Le, I'm afraid that the top spot sand will belong to me."
Le Taoqing came over and tugged on his cuffs in an unusually cooperative way: "The prescription that is the top pick? Where is it hidden? Let me see."
Shuang Jiangnian hurriedly picked up her cuffs: "Don't say it."
Yan Hualan was sitting upright with the wine cup in his arms, but his eyes were dull, and he felt in a daze that his brother was fooling people again.
Shuang Jiangnian looked as if she knew she had made a slip of the tongue, so she stopped mentioning Danfang and deliberately diverted the topic to other places.
Yi Xue remembered it in her heart.
Before leaving, Shuang Jiangnian deliberately dropped a prescription from his sleeve and got stuck under the table.
As soon as he walked out of the room, his chaotic eyes immediately cleared up, how could he be half drunk?
Jiaye's prescription was left behind on purpose by him, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that the prescription is excellent.
If Yi Xue repents, it's fine if she can hold back, but if she takes the opportunity to steal the pill...
Shuang Jiangnian's eyes were cold.
Then pay the price for daring to touch him.
Just as he was thinking, Le Taoqing, who was drunk, wrapped his arms around his neck and hung up like a sloth; then Yan Hualan slapped Le Taoqing away with a "baji" and hung up by himself.
Shuang Jiangnian: "..."
There are many conspiracies brewing in his heart, but his body is in the children's sunshine zoo.
Hey, what else can I do, let's make do with it.
He took one in each hand and walked towards Wuling Pavilion.
In order to prevent Le Taoqing from running around after being drunk, Shuang Jiangnian tied the boy to the bed.
After placing the young man, when he turned around, he bumped into Yan Hualan's nose.
The sweet aroma of the fruit wine rushed towards his face, Yan Hualan blinked slowly, his eyelashes brushed his face.
Shuang Jiangnian suddenly opened the distance.
so close.
How come it's so close?
"Are you drunk?" he asked.
"Impossible." Yan Hualan looked disdainful.
If it wasn't for his reaction speed being eight beats slower than usual, it would be very convincing.
Shuang Jiangnian carefully recalled that Yan Hualan had only drank a glass of fruit wine, how could he be drunk?
He came up with an answer: "Isn't it your first time drinking a bar?"
Yan Hualan pressed his lips with his index finger slowly, and said seriously, "Shhh, brother can't find out."
Shuang Jiangnian: "..."
Look at this kid, he is drunk and stupid.
Shuang Jiangnian had to mix another bowl of sober medicine.
The sober medicine tasted bad, but Yan Hualan was very obedient, holding the bowl, gulping down the medicine while looking at Shuang Jiangnian without blinking.
After he was drunk, the corners of his eyes were red, making him even more coquettish.Especially when staring straight at people, it is so gorgeous.
Shuang Jiangnian looked away.
Yan Hualan looked at him: "It's so sweet."
Shuang Jiangnian was puzzled and tried some sober medicine.
Little and astringent, where is the sweetness?
Yan Hualan's brain circuit was originally clear, but it was even weirder when he was drunk.
"Let's go, I'll take you back to Yuhuang Pavilion." Shuang Jiangnian lifted his arm.
The Jade Phoenix Pavilion was specially prepared for him by the Medicine Sect, and it was guarded by the monster clan outside, so it was safer than other places.
The young white crane demon Yuhui was patrolling outside the Yuhuang Pavilion, and when he saw this man and the demon, he was surprised, "What's wrong, Your Majesty?"
"Drunk at the banquet." Shuang Jiangnian had already put on the curtain, "I fed some hangover soup, maybe it will take a while to wake up."
Yuhui is about to reach out to pick people up.
Yan Hualan opened Yuhui's hand, and tightly wrapped it around Shuang Jiangnian's waist, not letting go.
Shuang Jiangnian coaxed him in a low voice: "Hey, I'll come and see you after you sleep."
I don't know what kind of nerve this sentence touched him, Yan Hualan suddenly yelled: "I won't sleep! As soon as I fall asleep, my brother will leave me again... Woo..."
Shuang Jiangnian was taken aback.
Yuhui looked at him in shock: "Your Excellency, could it be..."
Shuang Jiangnian coughed for a while before saying, "I'm not."
He was afraid that Yan Hualan would lose face in front of his clansmen, so a silver needle popped out from his fingertip, and directly stabbed him unconscious.
Yu Hui carried his Majesty on his shoulders, watching the white gauze drift away.
His Majesty seems to be out of tune, but in fact he is extremely defensive and his methods are ruthless.
He was serving at the side, and he had never seen His Majesty show such a soft and childlike gesture to anyone—except for the one just now.
Recently, the number of times His Majesty laughed sincerely has increased several times.
Yu Hui regretted in his heart.
... He seems to have missed the one hundred thousand high-grade spirit stones that were walking.
After leaving Yuhuang Pavilion, Shuang Jiangnian went to Yi Xue's place, pretended to be something left behind after drinking, and retrieved the Dan Fang.
The concealment mark on the Danfang changed color, indicating that it had been touched by Yi Xue—or perhaps copied.
Tomorrow will be the last danhui, the bait is set, and the only thing left is to wait for the fish to take the bait.
Shuang Jiangnian fell asleep peacefully.
In the middle of the night, in the dimness, he felt someone sitting beside his pillow.
Did Yan Hualan find it?
Shuang Jiang turned over tiredly, habitually leaving an empty seat for him.
"Sleep if you want, don't sit in the way."
The air instantly froze.
The system panicked and said: [The host, it's not Xiaohualan, it's...]
Shuang Jiangnian looked back and saw Meng Kezhi sitting on the bedside, staring at him coldly.
"Who is the younger brother inviting?"
Shuang Jiangnian's mind was cleared, she got up and put on her clothes and tied her hair, and she didn't forget to sneer: "Brother told Daoist Le last night that he was recuperating from his wounds, why, he will be healed in less than a day?"
Meng Kezhi sneered: "I know, you are taking revenge on me by handing over your body casually."
Shuang Jiangnian: "?"
What the hell are you talking about?
"You're right. When the Dan meeting is over, I'm going to hold a grand ceremony for the union with my grandson." Meng Kezhi said, "You feel uncomfortable, I understand, but a person who has status and can stand Taoist companions in the bright place are necessary."
Shuang Jiangnian frowned: "I don't care whether you have a natural citizenship or not."
uncomfortable?He was only uncomfortable with Peach.
"Don't worry, I just want to take advantage of Le Taoqing." Meng Kezhi came to touch his hand, "Xiaoshuang, although I can't give you a title, you are the only one in my heart."
Shuang Jiangnian avoided his touch like a scorpion.
He finally understood.
Meng Kezhi actually thought that he would be jealous because of the other party's nationality, and staged a scene of two men fighting over the other!
As for Meng Kezhi, they have already arranged their main room, outer room, relationship, and status, and are waiting to sit on the white moonlight and the cinnabar mole.
How can you not go to heaven with such confidence? ?
Shuang Jiangnian held her throat, feeling like vomiting: "Have you become obsessed with cultivating the ruthless way?"
Meng Kezhi thought that he still cared about being thrown into the "cage" as bait.
"I thought you could figure out what happened in the 'prison cage', understand me, and forgive me. If you think so, it's my brother's mistake." He said tolerantly, "But last time I died in front of you once. , it’s a way to vent your anger on you. Now we’re even, huh?”
"You are really..." Shuang Jiangnian laughed back in anger, "Except for ambition, you haven't learned a single bit of the merits of Master. Seeing you being so stupid, the old man will lift the coffin, right?"
Meng Kezhi smiled: "I understand, these are all angry words. I don't mind."
Shuang Jiangnian really understood what it means to "not argue with idiots".
"Twenty days left, give me the fish." Meng Kezhi said, "I don't know what you said to Le Taoqing, but never try to expose me ruthlessly."
"If I'm exposed, you won't be able to escape." He stared into Shuang Jiangnian's eyes and said word by word: "Remember, we are grasshoppers tied on a thread."
After Meng Kezhi left, Shuang Jiangnian sat on the couch and pressed the center of her eyebrows.
He hasn't cultivated enough yet, if one day, he can not get angry because of Meng Kezhi's stupid words and actions, and even erase his hatred, then he will be truly free.
At this moment, he felt something wriggling under the quilt at the end of the bed.
Shuang Jiangnian froze all of a sudden.
When did people hide there?
This person hid in while he was sleeping, lurking quietly, hiding it from Meng Kezhi, and waiting for them to finish talking...
The conversation just now revealed that they are ruthless monks.
Shuang Jiangnian's pupils shrank suddenly.
The ruthless way is the biggest secret in his life.
Once exposed, it's all right to be reviled by thousands of people, what is afraid of is to be put on the stage of beheading the immortals, pulling out the spiritual roots, breaking the bones of the immortals, until the soul is scattered, and the three worlds are warned!
…whoever heard his secret, could not live!
A flash of determination flashed across Shuang Jiangnian's eyes.
The nine thorns flew out, and the needles pointed at the living things under the bedding.
His heart reached his throat.
At this moment, an indigo bird head poked out from under the bed.
The peacock demon looked at him in a daze, and the coldness of nine thorns reflected in Heidou's eyes.
"Huh?"
But his younger brother Huai Muyuan was in Qingxiu at the master's house, when did he have an affair with the Demon King?
This was Shuang Huaiyuan's first reaction.
Then he realized that there was a mole on the eye of the person in the portrait, not because of admiration.
Mole on the eye...
A thin child appeared in his memory.
Shuang Huaiyuan didn't stay in the family for a long time, but every time he went back, the thin child would be punished to kneel in the ancestral hall for bullying Huaimu and disrespecting his parents.
The child was the child of his aunt who died young, and the aunt did not disclose the uncle's name until her death, so she stayed at Shuang's house.
Later, the mother said that the child worshiped the immortal as a teacher outside, abandoned the family, and was just an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf.
No news has been heard since.
That child's name is...Jiang Nian.
But how?
Every time Shuang Huaiyuan saw Shuang Jiangnian, that child would stand coldly in the shadows, his eyes were empty, and he was very indifferent to everything.
And the person in the portrait smiled softly, as if bathed in the morning breeze at first sight.
The atmosphere is too different.
Shuang Huaiyuan thought for a while, but in the end he didn't burn the arrest warrant.
He put the paper in his arms and asked his younger brother Huai Mu when he planned to return to his home.
Wuling Court.
Reminiscing about her childhood in her family, Shuang Jiangnian didn't come back to her senses for a while.
Seeing him in a daze, Yan Hualan felt alarm bells ringing in his heart: "Brother won't be with that Ziwei Xianjun..."
"No." Shuang Jiangnian had blue veins popping out of his forehead.
The arrow wound on Yan Hualan's hand was mostly healed, Shuang Jiangnian was still a little worried, and made some disguises with the technique of disguise, and finally it couldn't be seen.
"Before the injury is healed, no one can see it." He instructed, "Don't get it in strong corrosive liquid, otherwise the camouflage will disappear."
Yan Hualan nodded obediently.
He wanted to get bored for a while longer, but as soon as his head rested on Shuang Jiangnian's shoulder, the door of the room opened with a "bang".
Le Taoqing pushed the door open, saw the two people who were close, and smiled meaningfully: "I'm bothering you? Let's go now."
Shuang Jiangnian immediately distanced herself from Yan Hualan and asked, "How is your proof?"
Le Taoqing shrugged: "Brother Kezhi also said that he is sick and retreats to thank you. I can't force him while I am sick, can I?"
Shuang Jiangnian: "With your temperament, why didn't you force him before?"
"I felt compulsive a few times, but unfortunately every time either I was drunk or he was drunk, or he was in a hurry and quit midway."
As Le Taoqing talked, she also became suspicious, "Could it be an excuse before?"
Shuang Jiangnian was pleased: "You finally understand."
Le Tao scratched her hair madly: "Help, grandpa said that once the Dan meeting is over, he will hold a marriage ceremony for us. I don't want the rest of my life to be buried in the hands of an impotent cheating marriage man!"
Shuang Jiangnian condenses her eyebrows.
Is such a short time enough for him to ruin Meng Kezhi's reputation?
Yan Hualan was particularly active in voice transmission: "Brother wants to kill Meng Kezhi? Do you need my help?"
Shuang Jiangnian gave him a "?" look.
"I enjoy helping others." Yan Hualan said seriously, "Hey, your friend is too miserable."
It was clearly gearing up, excitedly wanting to kill a rival in love.
Shuang Jiangnian didn't want to get too entangled with him, so she sent a voice transmission: "No need."
He said affectionately to Le Tao: "Leave this in advance. Let's go, let's visit someone."
"Who?"
"Yixue."
"That's right, I still have to be responsible for treating her hand injuries." Le Tao felt depressed for a moment.
Soon he cheered up, took out a bottle of dark medicine, and let out the vicious villain "Jie Jie Jie" laughter.
Shuang Jiangnian took out two bottles of fruit wine and treated them as gifts, pretending to be visiting a sick person.
"Bring her a gift?" Yan Hualan asked, "Yuan Shuo's assassination may have something to do with her."
"How can I have any good intentions?" Shuang Jiangnian said with a smile, "I'm angry with her, just go fishing and enforce the law."
Yi Xue wanted to murder him, how could he let her escape unscathed?
Yan Hualan: "I want to go together too."
Shuang Jiangnian thought for a while and nodded.
With the pass of the Demon King, no matter how much Yi Xue hates them, she will open the door for them.
In Yi Xue's bedroom.
The room was filled with the fragrance of medicine, and Yi Xue was lying on the bed, looking very weak.
"Isn't it just a dead person, what's the matter?" Le Taoqing sat down carelessly.
Yi Xue ignored him directly.
"Your Majesty the Demon King. Forgive Xiaoxian for being in poor health and not treating guests properly."
Brother Heizhu's death was not enough to scare her, but the demon king was kind by nature, he couldn't even bear to eat sharks, so he would definitely have a good impression of kind and weak women.
This is a great opportunity to hit what you like.
"Xiaoxian and Mr. Yuan have met for a few times, and I really can't bear it... The murderer's actions are simply too bloody and cruel.
As she spoke, she covered her face and sobbed twice.
The bloody and brutal murderer Yan Hualan: "..."
Why did this man speak ill of him in front of his brother!
He secretly looked at Xiang Shuang Jiangnian.
"Fellow Daoist Yi mourns and changes." Shuang Jiangnian was pouring wine, "The dead cannot be learned, but the ones who come can still be chased. Fellow Daoists may wish to look forward, for example-the next third alchemy meeting."
"In order for you to attend the Dan meeting with all your needs, I specially brought this for you." Le Taoqing took out the small black bottle with a smirk on her face.
Yi Xue flinched back.
Le Taoqing pretended to be injured: "You don't believe me? This is good medicine!"
It smells really sweet.
Yi Xue couldn't shirk it, so she stretched out her palm for him to apply.
The medicine is good medicine, but the pain is so painful that people's soul is out of their bodies. She endured the pain so that she didn't let out a pig cry.
Shuang Jiangnian's voice came: "The third meeting is different from the former one. The topic has already been determined by the demon king. We have to visit the small world and collect the raw materials by ourselves. What it tests are nothing more than pill formulas, and the ability of alchemists to search for medicinal materials and protect themselves." ability."
"It's a pity, Fellow Daoist Yi." He sipped a drink, and said in a calm voice, "You might have won the top spot, but your hands can't recover, and the person who took the top spot for you is gone. Disaster."
It seems a pity, but it is actually a mockery.Taunting her that if she steals chickens, she will lose money, and there will be no room for turning around from now on.
Yi Xue gritted her teeth and smiled: "Thank you brother Xiaoliu for your suggestion."
Le Taoqing was tired of applying medicine, so she sat down to drink.
After drinking the fruit wine, his eyes lit up: "Good wine. Where did it come from?"
Shuang Jiangnian: "It's self-brewed, drink less."
He didn't want to deal with a drunk cat.
Both of them are alcoholics, they have their own views on wine tasting, and they chatted in a few words.
Yan Hualan lowered his head and stared at the amber liquid in the cup, as if he was staring at some scourge.
Yi Xue picked up the wine cup, smiled softly and said, "Your Majesty, I offer you a toast."
Yan Hualan's eyes were wary.
Shuang Jiangnian smiled: "Drinking alcohol is not conducive to the recovery of wounds, so fellow Yi Daoist can heal his wounds with peace of mind. I will respect him on your behalf."
He took Yi Xue's wine cup and touched Yan Hualan's cup, describing his intimacy.
Seeing this, Yi Xue turned pale with anger.
There was a "ding" sound when the porcelain cups collided, and Yan Hualan's heart skipped a beat, and the strange amber liquid suddenly flickered and glowed.
It was something that Brother A Nian shared with him.
Yan Hualan drank it in one gulp, almost burst into tears from the spiciness.
The wine is so spicy?
This is the first time for him to try it... He must not let his brother see that he is not good!
"Shang Jia." Yan Hualan suppressed tears, "I have tasted countless wines, and this is the first time I have tasted such mellow, sweet, soft, and mild wine."
"Thank you." Shuang Jiangnian felt relieved.
He was originally afraid that Yan Hualan had never touched alcohol, if he couldn't drink well, wouldn't he have to deal with two drunk cats?
Over there, Le Taoqing was already drinking high, and she followed Yi Xue's saying, "As long as you don't get angry, get angry."
He picked up a basket of fairy fruits: "These are just right for dinner. Sister Xue is such a nice person, she will definitely agree!"
"……nature."
"Hey, these Guyuan Pills are also good! Have I eaten them? Thank you, Sister Xue!"
"..."
The wind blew away, and the whole house was searched clean by Le Taoqing.
Yi Xue was dizzy with anger, and could only watch helplessly because of the restrictions imposed by sick and kind people.
Anger affects judgment, and her sanity is almost exhausted.
When the time was right, Shuang Jiangnian deliberately used his kung fu to make the wine look on his face, pretending to be overwhelmed with alcohol.
"Speaking of the topic posed by the Demon King, it was really a coincidence. In an ancient secret realm, I happened to find a wonderful pill to cure heart disease. It was useless at the time. Looking at it now, isn't it the help of heaven? I?"
He had a smug smile all over his face.
"Fellow Daoist Le, I'm afraid that the top spot sand will belong to me."
Le Taoqing came over and tugged on his cuffs in an unusually cooperative way: "The prescription that is the top pick? Where is it hidden? Let me see."
Shuang Jiangnian hurriedly picked up her cuffs: "Don't say it."
Yan Hualan was sitting upright with the wine cup in his arms, but his eyes were dull, and he felt in a daze that his brother was fooling people again.
Shuang Jiangnian looked as if she knew she had made a slip of the tongue, so she stopped mentioning Danfang and deliberately diverted the topic to other places.
Yi Xue remembered it in her heart.
Before leaving, Shuang Jiangnian deliberately dropped a prescription from his sleeve and got stuck under the table.
As soon as he walked out of the room, his chaotic eyes immediately cleared up, how could he be half drunk?
Jiaye's prescription was left behind on purpose by him, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that the prescription is excellent.
If Yi Xue repents, it's fine if she can hold back, but if she takes the opportunity to steal the pill...
Shuang Jiangnian's eyes were cold.
Then pay the price for daring to touch him.
Just as he was thinking, Le Taoqing, who was drunk, wrapped his arms around his neck and hung up like a sloth; then Yan Hualan slapped Le Taoqing away with a "baji" and hung up by himself.
Shuang Jiangnian: "..."
There are many conspiracies brewing in his heart, but his body is in the children's sunshine zoo.
Hey, what else can I do, let's make do with it.
He took one in each hand and walked towards Wuling Pavilion.
In order to prevent Le Taoqing from running around after being drunk, Shuang Jiangnian tied the boy to the bed.
After placing the young man, when he turned around, he bumped into Yan Hualan's nose.
The sweet aroma of the fruit wine rushed towards his face, Yan Hualan blinked slowly, his eyelashes brushed his face.
Shuang Jiangnian suddenly opened the distance.
so close.
How come it's so close?
"Are you drunk?" he asked.
"Impossible." Yan Hualan looked disdainful.
If it wasn't for his reaction speed being eight beats slower than usual, it would be very convincing.
Shuang Jiangnian carefully recalled that Yan Hualan had only drank a glass of fruit wine, how could he be drunk?
He came up with an answer: "Isn't it your first time drinking a bar?"
Yan Hualan pressed his lips with his index finger slowly, and said seriously, "Shhh, brother can't find out."
Shuang Jiangnian: "..."
Look at this kid, he is drunk and stupid.
Shuang Jiangnian had to mix another bowl of sober medicine.
The sober medicine tasted bad, but Yan Hualan was very obedient, holding the bowl, gulping down the medicine while looking at Shuang Jiangnian without blinking.
After he was drunk, the corners of his eyes were red, making him even more coquettish.Especially when staring straight at people, it is so gorgeous.
Shuang Jiangnian looked away.
Yan Hualan looked at him: "It's so sweet."
Shuang Jiangnian was puzzled and tried some sober medicine.
Little and astringent, where is the sweetness?
Yan Hualan's brain circuit was originally clear, but it was even weirder when he was drunk.
"Let's go, I'll take you back to Yuhuang Pavilion." Shuang Jiangnian lifted his arm.
The Jade Phoenix Pavilion was specially prepared for him by the Medicine Sect, and it was guarded by the monster clan outside, so it was safer than other places.
The young white crane demon Yuhui was patrolling outside the Yuhuang Pavilion, and when he saw this man and the demon, he was surprised, "What's wrong, Your Majesty?"
"Drunk at the banquet." Shuang Jiangnian had already put on the curtain, "I fed some hangover soup, maybe it will take a while to wake up."
Yuhui is about to reach out to pick people up.
Yan Hualan opened Yuhui's hand, and tightly wrapped it around Shuang Jiangnian's waist, not letting go.
Shuang Jiangnian coaxed him in a low voice: "Hey, I'll come and see you after you sleep."
I don't know what kind of nerve this sentence touched him, Yan Hualan suddenly yelled: "I won't sleep! As soon as I fall asleep, my brother will leave me again... Woo..."
Shuang Jiangnian was taken aback.
Yuhui looked at him in shock: "Your Excellency, could it be..."
Shuang Jiangnian coughed for a while before saying, "I'm not."
He was afraid that Yan Hualan would lose face in front of his clansmen, so a silver needle popped out from his fingertip, and directly stabbed him unconscious.
Yu Hui carried his Majesty on his shoulders, watching the white gauze drift away.
His Majesty seems to be out of tune, but in fact he is extremely defensive and his methods are ruthless.
He was serving at the side, and he had never seen His Majesty show such a soft and childlike gesture to anyone—except for the one just now.
Recently, the number of times His Majesty laughed sincerely has increased several times.
Yu Hui regretted in his heart.
... He seems to have missed the one hundred thousand high-grade spirit stones that were walking.
After leaving Yuhuang Pavilion, Shuang Jiangnian went to Yi Xue's place, pretended to be something left behind after drinking, and retrieved the Dan Fang.
The concealment mark on the Danfang changed color, indicating that it had been touched by Yi Xue—or perhaps copied.
Tomorrow will be the last danhui, the bait is set, and the only thing left is to wait for the fish to take the bait.
Shuang Jiangnian fell asleep peacefully.
In the middle of the night, in the dimness, he felt someone sitting beside his pillow.
Did Yan Hualan find it?
Shuang Jiang turned over tiredly, habitually leaving an empty seat for him.
"Sleep if you want, don't sit in the way."
The air instantly froze.
The system panicked and said: [The host, it's not Xiaohualan, it's...]
Shuang Jiangnian looked back and saw Meng Kezhi sitting on the bedside, staring at him coldly.
"Who is the younger brother inviting?"
Shuang Jiangnian's mind was cleared, she got up and put on her clothes and tied her hair, and she didn't forget to sneer: "Brother told Daoist Le last night that he was recuperating from his wounds, why, he will be healed in less than a day?"
Meng Kezhi sneered: "I know, you are taking revenge on me by handing over your body casually."
Shuang Jiangnian: "?"
What the hell are you talking about?
"You're right. When the Dan meeting is over, I'm going to hold a grand ceremony for the union with my grandson." Meng Kezhi said, "You feel uncomfortable, I understand, but a person who has status and can stand Taoist companions in the bright place are necessary."
Shuang Jiangnian frowned: "I don't care whether you have a natural citizenship or not."
uncomfortable?He was only uncomfortable with Peach.
"Don't worry, I just want to take advantage of Le Taoqing." Meng Kezhi came to touch his hand, "Xiaoshuang, although I can't give you a title, you are the only one in my heart."
Shuang Jiangnian avoided his touch like a scorpion.
He finally understood.
Meng Kezhi actually thought that he would be jealous because of the other party's nationality, and staged a scene of two men fighting over the other!
As for Meng Kezhi, they have already arranged their main room, outer room, relationship, and status, and are waiting to sit on the white moonlight and the cinnabar mole.
How can you not go to heaven with such confidence? ?
Shuang Jiangnian held her throat, feeling like vomiting: "Have you become obsessed with cultivating the ruthless way?"
Meng Kezhi thought that he still cared about being thrown into the "cage" as bait.
"I thought you could figure out what happened in the 'prison cage', understand me, and forgive me. If you think so, it's my brother's mistake." He said tolerantly, "But last time I died in front of you once. , it’s a way to vent your anger on you. Now we’re even, huh?”
"You are really..." Shuang Jiangnian laughed back in anger, "Except for ambition, you haven't learned a single bit of the merits of Master. Seeing you being so stupid, the old man will lift the coffin, right?"
Meng Kezhi smiled: "I understand, these are all angry words. I don't mind."
Shuang Jiangnian really understood what it means to "not argue with idiots".
"Twenty days left, give me the fish." Meng Kezhi said, "I don't know what you said to Le Taoqing, but never try to expose me ruthlessly."
"If I'm exposed, you won't be able to escape." He stared into Shuang Jiangnian's eyes and said word by word: "Remember, we are grasshoppers tied on a thread."
After Meng Kezhi left, Shuang Jiangnian sat on the couch and pressed the center of her eyebrows.
He hasn't cultivated enough yet, if one day, he can not get angry because of Meng Kezhi's stupid words and actions, and even erase his hatred, then he will be truly free.
At this moment, he felt something wriggling under the quilt at the end of the bed.
Shuang Jiangnian froze all of a sudden.
When did people hide there?
This person hid in while he was sleeping, lurking quietly, hiding it from Meng Kezhi, and waiting for them to finish talking...
The conversation just now revealed that they are ruthless monks.
Shuang Jiangnian's pupils shrank suddenly.
The ruthless way is the biggest secret in his life.
Once exposed, it's all right to be reviled by thousands of people, what is afraid of is to be put on the stage of beheading the immortals, pulling out the spiritual roots, breaking the bones of the immortals, until the soul is scattered, and the three worlds are warned!
…whoever heard his secret, could not live!
A flash of determination flashed across Shuang Jiangnian's eyes.
The nine thorns flew out, and the needles pointed at the living things under the bedding.
His heart reached his throat.
At this moment, an indigo bird head poked out from under the bed.
The peacock demon looked at him in a daze, and the coldness of nine thorns reflected in Heidou's eyes.
"Huh?"
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