Yaozun is chasing me to open the screen

Shuang Jiangnian never imagined that Yan Hualan would react like this after hearing that he was a mermaid.

——It seems that after discovering that the concubine is actually a fox demon, the first reaction is to be a lecherous and stupid king with a new way of playing.

Shouldn't you express your shock?

He is a "spirit beast" that is said to have been exterminated.

Shouldn't you ponder and hesitate for a while?

Acting so ordinary, it seems that he has been carefully hiding his secret behavior... as if he is being stupid.

Shuang Jiangnian pressed the center of her eyebrows.

No, he shouldn't doubt himself.He is a normal person, and Yan Hualan is abnormal.

Moreover, ever since he confessed this secret, Yan Hualan was as excited as if he was engaged.Walking on the street, holding a folding fan and shaking your feet, you can imagine a big peacock with a happy face, shaking its head and tail, showing off its gorgeous tail feathers, attracting the attention of passers-by.

The typical sun shines brightly.

After a two-day trip, they had already reached the beach.

The sea during the day belongs to mortals, and the sea at night belongs to human cultivators and demon cultivators.

After the tide ebbed, lighthouse jellyfish, invisible to ordinary people, emerged from the calm shallow sea, guiding the monks to their own sea market.

Before going to Quanke Island, they still need to inquire about the news that only sea monks know, and make some preparations before going to sea.

...It's just that Yan Hualan's excitement has not yet passed, and he seems to want to ask questions about Shuang Jiangnian himself.

"What do sharks use to breathe? Nose or gills?"

"Gills are used in the sea, noses are used on the shore."

"A mermaid is half a man and half a fish, why not a fish head and a human body?"

"..."

In the beginning, Shuang Jiangnian would answer patiently as much as possible, but later he found that he could never finish answering the hundred thousand whys of the three-year-old curious baby Yan.

Moreover, normal questions shouldn't be "Aren't mermen spirit beasts, why are you so demon-like", "The mermen are all extinct, how did you survive"... something like this?

What the hell is a fish head and a human body?

Shuang Jiangnian sighed inwardly, and replied: "Human body and fish tail are because human hands are more sensitive and easy to make complex tools, and fish tail can help us hunt smoothly in the sea. This is an evolutionary choice."

His tone was indifferent, "If you ask nonsense again, I will..."

Before he finished speaking, Yan Hualan gave him a firm hug.

"You—" Shuang Jiangnian gasped as he was squeezed by his chest muscles.

Yan Hualan rubbed his cheek against the top of his hair, as if sucking a cat: "My brother actually answered me seriously. So cute."

Shuang Jiangnian didn't understand.

Didn't you ask, shouldn't I answer?How to answer is cute?

Moreover, he seriously believes that the word "cute" does not match his cold and ruthless demeanor.

"What do you think is cute about me? I'll change it."

Yan Hualan smiled: "Everywhere is cute."

"..." Shuang Jiangnian pursed her lips tightly, and nine thorns appeared between her fingers.

Yan Hualan groaned miserably, but was silent for a while.

Shuang Jiangnian smoothed the wrinkles on the fairy robe.

Although Yan Hualan asked these questions thoughtlessly, the atmosphere was indeed much lighter, not as heavy as he had imagined.

Whether it was a coincidence or intentional, Shuang Jiangnian didn't know.

After the energy from the Ya point was relieved, Yan Hualan asked aggrievedly: "Then can I ask other questions about mermaids? I promise it's not strange, they are all practical."

Shuang Jiangnian glanced at him and acquiesced.

"Then I asked." Yan Hualan cleared his throat, and asked in a serious tone of a scholar's inquiry: "Excuse me, is it true that the waist and tail of the mermaid are very sensitive?"

Shuang Jiangnian's eyelids twitched: "What are you asking for? What's the practical use?"

"It seems to be very sensitive." Yan Hualan helped the non-existent glasses frame, and continued to ask, "Maskers can lay eggs..."

Shuang Jiangnian reached out to cover his mouth.

Yan Hualan smiled and jumped to the side to avoid it.

The sea market is at the bottom of the shallow sea, and the moonlight in the shallow sea under the night sky is lightly rippling. Above the market, fluorescent tropical fish swim slowly, and occasionally jellyfish float leisurely. The umbrella covers are radiant, like lanterns.

"The last question." Yan Hualan asked with a smile under the colorful fluorescent lights, "Is the legend of 'mortals and mermans fall in love, sinking into the sea for the merman lover' true?"

Shuang Jiangnian looked at him silently.

After a long time, he lowered his eyes: "I don't know."

Yan Hualan walked over and leaned into his ear: "It will become clear in the future—our story will become a legend."

These words have a bit of the flavor of an ancient romance novel, but now it sounds so nasty that it makes people get goosebumps.

Before Shuang Jiangnian's numbness started, Yan Hualan added proudly: "Isn't this something that will happen in the legend? This sea market is on the bottom of the sea, and my brother is my shark lover—what a shame!" A lingering love story."

He waved his long arm in a gesture of pointing mountains and rivers, "After I go back, I will ask Prime Minister Baihe to write the story of our shopping at the bottom of the sea into an opera, which will last forever."

More like a coal boss who lied to a little girl.

Shuang Jiangnian not only felt numb in the scalp, but also numb in the heart - Lei Nu.

This time when they came to Haishi, both of them took water-avoiding pills that allow them to breathe under the sea, and they also used disguises.

Yan Hualan's appearance didn't change much, Shuang Jiangnian just helped him fine-tune the upward curve of the end of his eyes, suppressed those bewitching phoenix eyes, and softened his facial features a little, Yan Hualan changed from a demon king to a A handsome and romantic son brother.

Shuang Jiangnian changed into a delicate new disguise, and at the suggestion of Yan Hualan, she wore the same clothes as the other party.

Nominally, he pretends to be a "senior brother", but when he wears the same clothes, he is often misunderstood as a Taoist companion.

In Haishi, there are very few good-looking people like them who practice "Taoist companions", and they always receive some ambiguous and envious looks when they walk on the street.Shuang Jiangnian had already begun to regret it - he shouldn't have believed that Yan Hualan's suggestion had any good intentions.

Suddenly, a shell was stuffed in his hand.

The shells were engraved with the characters of the Sea Clan, similar to modern advertising leaflets.

"Are the two fairy elders coming in to participate in the event?" asked the coral nun who gave him the flyer.

Frost Jiangnian looked back, and saw the coral nun standing next to a huge underwater reef. There was a cave extending in from the center of the reef, and the outside was covered with colorful coral polyps.

There are several types that he recognizes, the bubble corals are bulging with small milky white mushroom umbrellas, like balloons hanging, others are pink cup corals, and golden yellow worms that look like Christmas trees and so on.

...In the Sea Clan, this kind of well-arranged reef nest is usually a marriage bed.

Shuang Jiangnian had a bad premonition in his heart, and Yan Hualan beside him became interested: "What activity?"

"'The tacit understanding of Taoist couples is a big test.'" Sister coral polyp said with a smile, "In order to celebrate the eternal marriage, the organizer specially wants to invite nine pairs of Taoist couples to participate in the event. The host will ask the same questions for both parties. Give the answer in the case of communication, and the answer will have the same score."

Shuang Jiangnian was about to turn around and leave: "We are not Taoist couples."

Yan Hualan pulled him: "Hey brother, wait, I want to play..."

The coral nun showed a business smile, and said loudly: "No.1 can win a diving boat, and the deepest dive can be [-] meters deep."

Shuang Jiangnian had a meal.

The temple of the Merman tribe was built in the trench near Quanke Island. In the deepest part of the trench, there is a spring called the Spring of Extreme Yin.It's freezing cold all the year round, and the water pressure under [-] meters under the sea is so high that even the demon master can't bear it.In addition, in the process of going deep into the trench, they have to avoid all kinds of strange underwater spirit beasts.

In modern times, the deepest diving record of a submarine is only more than 1000 meters, but the fountain of extreme yin is more than 1 meters deep.

Such a depth can only be reached by a diving boat made by the Sea Clan using the bones and muscles of deep sea spirit beasts.

They just needed such a diving boat.

With just this hesitation, Yan Hualan dragged Shuang Jiangnian into the rocky hole.

"Congratulations to the two immortal elders, you happen to be the ninth pair of Taoist couples participating in the event. I wish you a long-lasting love and love..." The voice of the female coral polyp cultivator was still coming from outside.

Yan Hualan praised: "She can really talk. The Demon King Palace needs a talent like her, what do you think?"

"That's a polite remark." Shuang Jiangnian said, "Remember, we are just pretending to be Taoist companions, and the only purpose is to get the first prize diving boat. If you can't get it, I will take you to test the needle."

Yan Hualan shuddered reflexively.

Passing through the narrow reef tunnel, space magic was used in the reef, and the space became wider.There is no sunlight inside, it is a little dark, the walls are covered with fluorescent small corals of various colors, and occasionally plankton like butterflies and fireflies float by, private and romantic.

Yan Hualan observed everything in front of him curiously, and said longingly: "The Hai clan is really sentimental. My brother and I will also..."

Let's also decorate such a wedding room.

With a shy face on his face, he hid this thought dearly and did not say it out loud.

When deliberately teasing and teasing, Yan Hualan dared to say anything.If you are serious, you will be shy.

The beauty in the reef is an old couple who have been married for 200 years.

They have wolf-like buck teeth in their mouths, and they are short and fat, which does not conform to the aesthetics of the human race.But when they are sweetly mixed together, they look very beautiful.

Among marine fish, wolf fish are rare and loyal. After the male fish finds a good mate in the competition, they will live together with them until they grow old.

The wolf and fish couple were also one of the nine pairs of participating Taoist couples. Soon, Yan Hualan and Shuang Jiangnian were led into two adjacent compartments.

The compartment was simply covered with kelp, but miraculously, Shuang Jiangnian was indeed unable to contact Yan Hualan next door through sound transmission.

...It seems that you have to use some real talents to learn.

"The tacit understanding test between Taoist couples begins now! There are a total of [-] questions, and both parties will score points if they answer the same answer!"

Shuang Jiangnian focused on the first question.

"Please listen to the question - what is the mantra between you and the other party?"

Shuang Jiangnian quickly wrote Yan Hualan's catchphrase "brother", and then fell into deep thought.

Do you really have a mantra?In Yan Hualan's memory, which sentence does he like to say the most?

The time was up soon, and Shuang Jiangnian temporarily filled in a "no".

He should love to reject Yan Hualan very much.

"The answer is announced: the catchphrase 'brother' guessed correctly! The catchphrase 'tie you' guessed wrong. Points for this round of questions: one point."

Shuang Jiangnian: "..."

Zazaza, is he a sea urchin in Yan Hualan's heart?But it seems to be so...

Shuang Jiangnian had a headache and continued to answer questions.

"Listen to the question - what is your and your partner's favorite type of clothes?"

This is an easy answer.Half a month ago, when we were choosing what to wear to the court for the demon king, we all knew each other's clothing preferences.

Shuang Jiangnian answered casually: "The other party: 'Red and green with mandarin duck fur cloak'. You: 'Dark blue dark-pattern robe'."

This is a sub-question, Yan Hualan can't make any more mistakes!

But at the end of this round, he still only scored half of the points.

Shuang Jiangnian was startled.

The correct answer given by Yan Hualan was "same as my brother, dark blue robe".

Shuang Jiangnian couldn't help pulling open the kelp curtain, and said in a low voice, "If you like red with green duck feathers, you'll love it. There's nothing to be ashamed of. How can you talk nonsense?"

Yan Hualan almost sobbed: "I, I just want to be like my brother, and I want my brother to recognize my taste..."

After hearing this, Shuang Jiangnian couldn't bear to blame him.

For the following questions, they basically all got one-to-one wrong due to strange reasons, and occasionally they were all right.On the contrary, the voice of "Congratulations, you get all the answers right, you get two points" came from other groups repeatedly.

Shuang Jiangnian has become expressionless.

[Host, do you want a cute system to help you open it? ]

"No." He had already started to play salty fish, "I definitely can't win, just play with Yan Hualan."

He's blindly confident of their familiarity, and coming to this event is a delusion and humiliation.

For such a trivial matter, it is better to ask the system for help.For diving boats, you can always buy what you want when you shop around in the sea market and choose again.

After knowing that she would definitely lose, Shuang Jiangnian calmed down and began to analyze Yan Hualan's thoughts from the reasons for each mistake.

In this way, the accuracy rate is really gradually improved.

The last question asked about "the location of the first kiss".

If Shuang Jiangnian answered seriously, it must be "never kissed".

In his mind, "kissing" needs to be in love with each other, and in terms of actions, both parties have the intention to explore and tolerate each other.

And the only time their lips touched was in the cave of Guguan Mountain. Yan Hualan didn't want him to say his last words, so he roughly covered his lips with his mouth.

It doesn't count as a kiss to him.But with Yan Hualan, it must be counted.

Shuang Jiangnian raised her hand to fill in the answer, but hesitated when she was about to write.

No, this is not the first time.

The first time in Yan Hualan's heart should have been earlier - as early as in the small bamboo house in the secret realm, they shared a cigarette holder once.

That very innocent little quail must have thought that when their lips touched the same thing, it was a kiss.

Shuang Jiangnian didn't realize that the corners of her lips curved slightly.

He filled it in.

"The answer is announced: the location of the first kiss, 'Little Bamboo House', was guessed correctly! Congratulations, you have scored two points. At the end of the event, you have scored a total of 29 points, ranking ninth. I wish you and your Taoist couple love, love, and happy marriage for a hundred years !"

Shuang Jiangnian walked out of the cubicle, only to see Yan Hualan still hiding behind the kelp curtain, only dared to show one eye, looking at him tremblingly.

Shuang Jiangnian: "Come out."

Yan Hualan quail was frightened.

Shuang Jiangnian was helpless.

So in the eyes of the other party, his image is really a sea urchin covered with sharp thorns, right?

He reflected for a while, maybe he should use more encouraging parenting instead of criticizing punitive parenting, so as not to cause psychological shadows in the child's growth process.

"You have made progress in answering the following questions." He said kindly, "I won't punish you—but I won't make an exception."

After hearing this, Yan Hualan blinked, and immediately jumped in front of him with a beaming smile.

"If you don't do it as an example, don't do it as an example! If you accumulate experience this time, you will definitely win the first prize next time!"

"No, I mean don't take part in this kind of game next time." Shuang Jiangnian said.

Yan Hualan reached out to chase away the fluorescent fish swimming in his hair, curled his lips and acted like a baby: "But I think it's very interesting, and I learned a lot about my brother."

Still addicted to playing?

Shuang Jiangnian didn't want to argue with him, so he just said: "Buy the diving boat first, then we can talk about it."

They were about to leave when suddenly the voices of the wolf and fish couple came from behind.

"You two elders, please stay!"

The golden-married wolf-fish couple is the organizer of the event. They got full marks for all the questions, and they are also the No.1 for the diving boat.

Shuang Jiangnian stopped and turned around.

Mrs. Wolf Fish asked with a smile: "The two of you... are not Taoist companions, are you?"

Yan Hualan froze, without the courage to refute.Not to mention that his brother has always refused to accept him, even he himself knows too little about his brother, and he can't even answer simple questions correctly, so how can he be worthy of being his brother's Taoist companion?

Shuang Jiangnian lowered her eyes apologetically.

"Sorry, we are indeed not Taoist couples. It is because we fancy the prize that we thought of giving it a try. I hope I didn't spoil your interest."

Instead of being angry, the wolf and fish couple encouraged them: "If you're not a Taoist couple, it's pretty good to be able to do this!"

Yan Hualan tilted her head slightly.

"Actually, Taoist couples have more spiritual friendships, and they will have telepathy with each other. It's like my husband and I - there is no sound transmission, but it is better than sound transmission, so playing this game is particularly advantageous."

Mrs. Wolf Fish said, "The two immortal elders can get such high scores just by guessing, and I couldn't do it before my husband and I joined our citizenship."

Yan Hualan's depressed face was full of spirits.

"Thank you." Shuang Jiangnian smiled lightly, "Actually, we are just brothers from the same school."

"That kind of 'brother'." Miss Langyu showed a mischievous smile that "I understand". "I've heard people say that senior brothers and masters of the human race are high-risk occupations."

Shuang Jiangnian: "..."

You may be mistaken.

Yan Hualan next to him nodded frantically to Mrs. Langyu Xiaojipeimi, but after being glanced at by Shuang Jiangnian, he didn't dare to move.

Seeing the reaction of the two of them, how could the wolf and fish couple not know the situation?

"It seems that the two elders still have a long way to go. In this case, why not..." Mrs. Langyu and her husband looked at each other.

Husband of the wolf fish: "It's better to add a handful of firewood and a fire."

Mrs. Wolffish made a decision: "Why don't you give that diving boat to the two of you as a gift!"

Shuang Jiangnian was surprised: "The prize is yours, we are nameless, I am afraid it is not appropriate to accept it."

"We've been an old couple for 200 years. We've traveled around the vast ocean more than a dozen times. What haven't you seen?" Mrs. Wolffish laughed, "On the contrary, the two immortal elders need a diving boat to go there." honeymoon?"

Shuang Jiangnian is not used to accepting other people's affection, especially because of such a strange reason as honeymoon.

He politely refused: "Forget it. Thank you very much for your kindness."

He was negotiating over there, while the wolf-fish husband swam up to Yan Hualan's ear and whispered in his ear: "Think about it, in the dark and uninhabited seabed, living in privacy with him in a closed space, and occasionally there are eerie deep-sea spirit beasts swimming by." , he leans tremblingly in your arms, you take the opportunity to hug him, and come up with some quotations from the domineering immortal..."

Following his description, Yan Hualan's mind was full of thoughts, and his heart was filled with fascination.

The husband of the wolf fish continued to describe: "There are all kinds of sex toys inside, erotic paintings, grease, water couch, wooden horse..."

Yan Hualan's nose was itchy and her face was hot.

"A deep-sea diving boat is the most suitable for chasing your wife. That's how I did it back then." The wolf fish finally patted Yan Hualan's shoulder with its fin, "Young man, cheer up, you have to fight for the opportunity yourself!"

Yan Hualan snorted.

He is on fire!

Over there, Shuang Jiangnian repeatedly rejected the other party's kindness and sent him sincere blessings.

Seeing that Mrs. Wolffish's attitude in giving gifts was not so tough, Shuang Jiangnian just breathed a sigh of relief when Yan Hualan next to him took the storage spirit stone with the diving boat in it.

Yan Hua looked at him with a blushing face, her eyes were shining brightly, full of little stars full of anticipation.

"Brother, let's go to the honeymoon double cultivation... Oh no."

He immediately changed his words and said forcefully:

"Let's conquer the sea and set sail!"

Shuang Jiangnian: "..."

You really can't hide your true thoughts.