Yaozun is chasing me to open the screen

Yan Hualan didn't know why he was going crazy.

The ear fins are crystal clear and flushed, and they look so tight that they make him greedy; after biting them, they are soft and smooth, which really makes people love it.

His eyes became more and more blurred, and he rubbed his teeth lightly a few times in a strange way.

Then the ear fin became redder and hotter.

"Is it delicious?" Shuang Jiangnian's cool voice came.

Yan Hualan was like waking up from a dream, and hurriedly let go.

"The taste is good." He giggled guiltyly, "...I want to be jealous of shredded jellyfish."

Shuang Jiangnian smiled back: "What a coincidence, I want to eat Kung Pao Chicken."

Yan Hualan had never heard the name of this dish.As the name suggests, "chicken" must refer to oneself, as for what "ding" is...

he just felt

Suddenly, Shuang Jiangnian's ear fins moved slightly, and caught the whispers of the young sharks not far away.

"I bet a crab leg that the big bird demon is the patriarch's wife."

"Whatever the bet, it must be. They were still kissing just now. The person the patriarch asked to kiss must be Madam."

Shuang Jiangnian: "..."

No, wait, are you misunderstanding something?

However, from the perspective of the back, their mouth-feeding behavior just now really looks like a kiss.

Shuang Jiangnian couldn't argue with a hundred words, and flicked away.When he left, he didn't forget to take the remaining half carboxy crab in Yan Hualan's hand.

The life in the temple was peaceful and quiet, the mermaids gradually came out of the shadow of being imprisoned, and Yan Hualan's title of "wife of the patriarch" gradually became solid.

But they can't stay here forever, the deep sea is unpredictable, and it's unknown whether the demon lord will make a comeback, and it's impossible for Yan Hualan to leave the demon king's palace for too long.

Shuang Jiangnian was thinking about when to lead the tribe out of here.

Not long after he had this idea, a strange diving boat arrived at the Merman Temple.

The hatch opened, but it was General Xin Yi, the tiger demon.

"There is such a fairyland under the sea." Xin Yi snorted inexplicably, "Could it be that your majesty lingers in the fairyland and forgets all of us courtiers?"

Yan Hualan was puzzled: "How did you find this place?"

"The national teacher pointed out the direction for me, and he asked me to come down with the diving boat, saying that he wanted to pick up people."

As he said that, Xin Yi looked around, wondering where the "people" he was going to pick up were.

When the sharks heard that there were outsiders, they all hid in the dark. Shuang Jiangnian stayed with them in order to give them a sense of security.

At this time, they all hid behind the pillars, observed the outsiders secretly, and communicated with each other with songs that only the sharks could hear.

"That female demon looks so fierce."

"She calls our patriarch's lady 'Your Majesty'? What does that mean?"

"It's all said to be 'down'. It's definitely not a good word. Maybe the patriarch's wife is having a miserable life outside."

"It doesn't matter, since he has won the favor of our patriarch, we mermaids will naturally treat him kindly and give him a warm home!"

Shuang Jiangnian: "..."

The Nine-Five Supreme, the King of Ten Thousand Demons, in your mouth, how did you become a homeless little pitiful?

Outside the colonnade, Xin Yi was still talking to Yan Hualan. Xin Yi seemed to be reprimanding fiercely, but in fact he was reporting work in a formal manner.

Yan Hualan: "How is the sea?"

Xin Yi: "Everything is fine. We haven't caught any traces of the demon lord or the snake-faced man. The demon poison on the sea near Quanke Island shows signs of shrinking, but it is far from meeting the living standard."

Yan Hualan: "What about the clan?"

"Those blood-sucking worms of the Sea Clan seem to have explained a lot, and..."

After Xin Yi picked up some important things and finished speaking, he changed the subject, and his tone was a bit gossip and narrow-minded: "There is a fresh news from the palace, and His Majesty must be interested in this news."

Yan Hualan: "What?"

Xin Yi was mysterious: "—your "demon concubine" has been found."

She shook out her burden, looking forward to the other party's reaction.

Unexpectedly, Yan Hualan looked back at the pillars first: "Princess? Where is it?"

Xin Yi didn't know what was so interesting about the pillars: "Of course, Her Royal Highness is waiting for you in the Yaowang Palace."

"Demon Palace?" Yan Hualan was puzzled.

"That's right." Xin Yi said, "Prime Minister Baihe said that Her Royal Highness Wangfei looks exactly like the one in the portrait, and I have also checked it. It is by no means disguised."

"The old man's eyes are blurred." Yan Hualan didn't take it seriously.

Brother stayed with him, how could he be in the palace?

Seeing his reaction like this, Xin Yi had another guess in his mind.

Over the years, His Majesty has been traveling around, eating, drinking, and having fun in the name of looking for the princess. He has also collected many confidante friends along the way: the one at the Pill Meeting, and the little skylark. Bring back a doctor with a cold appearance.

If the "Prince Concubine" really appeared, His Majesty would lose the excuse to go out and play, and the concubine would be in charge of the flowers.

I'm used to playing outside, so His Majesty naturally doesn't want to recognize this "Princess".

Xin Yi also felt that Yan Hualan lingered in this deep-sea temple for a long time, maybe it was because of the little beauty in the temple--the story books often say that there are pure sacrifices and enthusiastic passers-by.

She rolled her eyes: "Finally, where is the person His Majesty wants to pick up?"

Yan Hualan turned to look at the pillars: "Come out. With my protection, no one can hurt you."

The little beauty at the end of the first tail appeared, and Xin Yi showed a look of "it's true".

The second and third little beauties swam out, and Xin Yi's face gradually became stiff.

When the No.20-tailed beauty appeared in front of her eyes, Xin Yi's eyes could no longer be described with anger.

"So much?!" Xin Yi couldn't believe it.

Yan Hualan was very confused by her overreaction: "Can't the diving boat fit in? Didn't the national teacher tell you to bring a diving boat with a large space?"

"You can also do spirit beasts?" Xin Yi was in a daze, "Your Majesty is really not taboo about meat and vegetables."

The word "spiritual beast" was understood by all the sharks.

They grew up in the dark seabed, and when they asked their elders why they had to suffer these hardships, the word "spiritual beast" would always appear in their mouths.

Because the Yaozu doesn't recognize them as demons, and thinks they are spiritual beasts without intelligence and emotion, they are treated like cattle and sheep in a slaughterhouse, killing fish for blood.

"Spirit beasts" are the reason why they were imprisoned and abused.

Thinking of those days when they were imprisoned, all the sharks turned pale, trembling, and retreated to hide behind the pillars.

But he heard Yan Hualan's voice.

"A shark, not a spirit beast."

Every word was pronounced, and Xin Yi had never heard their Majesty speak in such a serious tone.

She doesn't understand.

Could it be that he was hurt by the phrase "no meat and vegetables are taboo"?Not so.

"Look, they understood your words, so they are afraid. This magnificent and magnificent temple was also built by them." Yan Hualan looked up at the dome carved with fish bones, "Xin Yi, have you ever seen such a spirit beast? ?”

Xin Yi was taken aback.

She looked back at those mermen with frightened expressions, some of them wore shell-like tube tops, some wore coral necklaces, or colorful headgear.Each merman is dressed in a different way, and it is obvious that they have put a lot of thought into dressing themselves up.

She couldn't tell the difference for a moment: What's the difference between a mermaid and a demon?

Xin Yi was full of doubts, and suddenly heard a pleasant voice.

"Back then, the mermaids were mistaken for spirit beasts. There was a demon deliberately obstructing it, confusing right and wrong. The mermaids are demons, and I will prove it to the whole demon tribe."

A black scale merman swam forward.

"General Xin Yi, it's a pleasure to meet you. I am the current patriarch of the Yuren clan, year."

Shuang Jiangnian watched her seriously.

Xin Yi has a strong and stubborn temperament, with a proud heart, and it is difficult to persuade.It is not easy to get her approval.

Shuang Jiangnian could only use the most sincere attitude and look directly into the other person's eyes in order to gain trust.

Xin Yi looked at him, his expression became more and more cold, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

Shuang Jiangnian's heart sank slightly.

At this moment, a pair of tiger ears popped out of Xin Yi's head.

The round tiger ears have a ring of fluff, and the slightly trembling appearance is even more naive. The inner wall of the ears is like a cloud of fire that has been overturned, bright red like blood.

High-ranking monsters are accustomed to maintaining their human form, and only when they are emotionally excited can they show their demon body uncontrollably.

What's going on here?

Shuang Jiangnian was a little confused.

Xin Yi also realized his gaffe, and hurriedly took back the tiger ear.She looked away from Shuang Jiangnian's stiff face little by little, deliberately ignored him, raised her chin and said to Yan Hualan: "Your Majesty, you'd better find out who was the one who lied to you back then."

She stepped on the hatch of the diving boat and said loudly to the sharks: "If you can understand, come up when you are ready."

After saying that, she went back into the diving boat as if fleeing.

During the whole process, only Shuang Jiangnian was ignored.

Shuang Jiangnian asked Yan Hualan with puzzled eyes.

Could it be that Xin Yi recognized him as the demon princess on the wanted list?Not too possible.The portraits are only [-]% similar in shape, but whether they have charm or not, there is a world of difference.

"Maybe it's because you have a problem with me." Shuang Jiangnian pondered.

"It's not that I have a problem with my brother." Yan Hualan hesitated to speak, "...Forget it, my brother doesn't care what she does."

"That's right." Shuang Jiangnian said.

In the dark, Yan Hualan knocked over the jar of vinegar.

Xin Yi obviously heard his brother's voice and saw his brother's face, and couldn't help it, so he showed his cute tiger ears and tricked his brother into touching her!

Cheer up, Yan Hualan!Get your fly swatters ready, get motivated, and get ready for storms, bees, and butterflies!

Here, Yan Hualan cheered himself up vigorously, while Shuang Jiangnian told his fellow clan about his temporary migration plan over there.

Quanke Island is full of demons and poisons, which is not suitable for survival.The mermaids are extremely fragile now, and urgently need to cultivate their health and rest.

Flesh and blood are coveted by all walks of life, and the safest place is next to Yan Hualan - the Demon King's Palace.

After listening, the sharks said one after another: "We follow the patriarch, wherever the patriarch goes, we will go there."

"This is just a stopgap measure." Shuang Jiangnian was firm, "During my lifetime, I will lead you all back to your hometown."

On that day, the sharks boarded the diving boat.

The monster race can transform into a human from a beast, and the fish tail of the mermaid race can also be transformed into a human leg, allowing them to walk in a diving boat without hindrance.

Yan Hualan turned around in the spacious cabin, showing a regretful expression.

"What?" Shuang Jiangnian asked him.

"It's all gone." Yan Hualan shook his head and sighed, "Burma bell, rocking horse, water bed, when I see the national teacher, I will definitely ask him again... Hiss, it hurts, brother let me go."

There is nothing serious in my mind.

"I'm still worried about how the Merman Clan will integrate into the Monster Clan." Shuang Jiangnian said, "In the past few days, I should hurry up and teach them how to speak and read."

"Teaching and calligraphy?" Yan Hualan rolled his eyes and posted it with a smile: "Master, this disciple doesn't know how to use a pen, please teach me 'hands-on' by Master."

He had read too many master and apprentice stories, and immediately thought about the role-playing method.

"Nonsense." Shuang Jiangnian pushed him away, and went to prepare pens and paper.

Mermaids learn calligraphy very quickly, basically they can memorize it once they have written it and read it once, but the pronunciation is a bit difficult and needs more practice.

Sometimes when they encountered uncertainties, they couldn't bear to disturb the patriarch and his wife's sweetness, so they aimed at the "single tiger" Xin Yi and used her as a speaking partner.

Xin Yi finished a week of practice, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a group of beautiful little sharks around him.

She frowned, and adjusted the armor on her arm uncomfortably.

"General Xin Yi, are you awake?"

"General Xin Yi, what is that round thing that popped out of your head that day?"

These sharks have a sweet voice and a pitiful background.If the face is fierce, she will cry; if the volume is loud, she will be afraid; if she is soft and waxy, it will melt if poked, which makes Xin Yi, who has always been careless, a little at a loss.

She replied with a straight face, "It's the ears."

"It turned out to be ears!" Xiaoyuren was pleasantly surprised, "General Xin Yi's ears are so cute, much cuter than ours!"

"...You guys are not bad either." Xin Yi coughed.

A little shark dared to ask: "General Xin Yi's ears, can you show us again?"

Xin Yi raised his eyebrows high.

The little shark's voice immediately dropped, and pointed at his index finger: "We've never seen round, fluffy ears."

Her eyes are watery, always looking like she is about to cry, and she is very beautiful, like gems in the water... Xin Yi can't describe how beautiful she is.

Because of these eyes, Xin Yi thought of the merman patriarch whose tail was "Nian".

At that time, her attention was completely focused on the other party's voice and eyes, which were moist and agile, and the eyes seemed to be filled with pools of water, and the Milky Way was filled with pools of water.Just by looking at it, one wants to hold all the treasures of the world in front of him.

Xin Yi didn't dare to take a second look afterwards.

"Wow, so cute!"

"General Xin Yi is so kind!"

There was a whispered cheer from the sharks.

Only then did Xin Yi realize that when he was in a daze thinking about the beautiful patriarch just now, his ears popped out unconsciously.

... Itchy, wanting to be touched by a beautiful woman.

Xin Yi shook his head violently to get this outrageous idea out of his mind.

After another half a day, the diving boat finally sailed away from the sea area polluted by the devil poison, and surfaced for the first time.

It was Yin time at this moment, a few morning stars hung sparsely in the night sky, and the sun would not come out for half an hour.

Almost all the sharks have never seen sunlight in their entire lives, and they have long yearned for the warm light described by Shuang Jiangnian.I am a little disappointed that I can't see the sun now.

They couldn't stop learning to speak and write, and they all gathered in front of the glazed window, looking at the sky, looking forward to it.

Shuang Jiangnian found Yan Hualan in front of the small desk.

The ancient ink was rubbed lightly and filled with fragrance, Yan Hua's eyelashes were covered with starlight, and the pen was written with the momentum of a crowd playing in the sea, dancing cranes swimming in the sky... Then the paper was full of dog crawling characters.

To say it is a dog crawling is to insult the dog.

Shuang Jiang coughed young, Yan Hualan woke up like a dream, quickly grabbed the paper and hid it behind him, burned it clean, and greeted him with a smile.

Shuang Jiangnian stared at his hands without saying a word.

The joints are distinct, the strength is contained inside, and the hands are not broken.

He doubted life: "You didn't pretend you didn't know it on purpose, and lied to me to teach you?"

His words provided Yan Hualan with a step down, and Yan Hualan immediately smiled awkwardly: "That's right, I pretended it, and my brother discovered it, hahaha, in fact, my handwriting looks good..."

I can't lie.

Shuang Jiangnian: "Then you write another one for me to see, it's not difficult, just write your own name."

Yan Hualan's smile gradually twisted into a wry smile.

"I have a lot of things to do every day, so I really don't have a chance to catch the pen myself." After being wronged, he hugged Shuang Jiangnian's leg and cried loudly: "Master, please be respected by the disciple!"

Shuang Jiangnian touched the peacock's head.

Before Yan Hualan told him with a playful smile that he didn't know how to use a pen and asked him to teach him, it turned out to be the truth.

Thinking about it this way, Yan Hualan usually writes memorials with spiritual weapons that directly communicate with the spiritual consciousness, so there is really no need to use a pen to write.

The illiterate demon king would not believe anyone else.

But after all, he is a quail who slipped through the nine-year compulsory education.

There was still some time before sunrise, and Shuang Jiangnian stood side by side with him at the table, starting from the Four Treasures of the Study, grinding, grasping the brush, and writing, without missing a step.

I wrote by hand, and I did it too.

Shuang Jiangnian stood behind him and put her hand on Yan Hualan's big angular hand, leading him to write.

When the strokes are light, they are free, and when the strokes are heavy, they are tightly hugged.Sometimes urged, sometimes indulged, sometimes deep and sometimes shallow, sometimes tight and sometimes loose.

Yan Hualan's thoughts are sometimes on the words, sometimes on that hand, sometimes on the people around him, and sometimes his soul wanders away, and I don't know what kind of soft jade, warm fragrance, and good night spent together.

After Shuang Jiangnian taught seriously, Yan Hualan's cheeks were slightly red.

"No, there is still a little missing." He said.

Shuang Jiangnian: "What?"

Yan Hualan frowned and pondered, fidgeting with his posture, he was satisfied after a while: "That's right."

At this time, he was standing behind Shuang Jiangnian, holding his elder brother's hand to practice calligraphy with one hand, and wrapping his arms around his waist with the other, leaning slightly, resting his chin on his elder brother's shoulder.

"This posture is especially suitable for hugging brother." He said warmly.

Shuang Jiangnian's eyelashes trembled: "The pen is in my hand, how can I teach you?"

Yan Hualan smiled: "Then ask brother to test the teaching results, how about it?"

This time, he led his brother to write the pen.

Shuang Jiangnian paid attention to the style of writing, and after writing half a sentence, he realized that what Yan Hualan wrote was "there are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees".

The back of his hand felt hot, he quickly retracted his hand, put the brush back to Yan Hualan, and wanted to get away.

"I haven't finished writing yet. I want to give this word to my brother, as a hug..." Yan Hualan hugged him back with a lot of meaning, "To repay my brother's kindness in teaching."

Mountains have trees and trees have branches...

Yan Hualan's long hair slipped down, and some of it fell on Shuang Jiangnian's neck, causing tremors.

The last stroke fell.

"Look, brother." Warm breath brushed against the skin, "Is my handwriting okay?"

There are wood in the mountains and branches in the wood, and the heart is happy and the king does not know.

You know?Don't you know?

Shuang Jiangnian looked at the word, only to feel that every word was heartbreaking.

"It's okay...cough."

His complexion turned pale, Yan Hualan hurriedly put down his pen, took medicine and helped him sit down.

"I'm fine." Shuang Jiangnian said indifferently, "It's just an old illness, I'll get used to coughing and coughing, it's going to kill me."

"If you die, you will feel uncomfortable." Yan Hualan frowned.

It is necessary to take my brother to seek medical advice, just these few days, no matter whether it is by deception or kidnapping, it is not too late.

He scanned the handwriting just now, and found that he was in a hurry to put down the pen, and accidentally dropped the ink on the silk.

"It's broken." Yan Hualan tore the silk and was about to burn it, "I'll rewrite it."

"Don't." Shuang Jiangnian pressed his wrist, "This is fine."

Yan Hualan was dissatisfied: "It's not perfect."

Shuang Jiangnian lowered her head and rolled up the silk: "What can be perfect? ​​You have poured your feelings into this silk, and you have to accommodate the clumsiness and stains together."

Yan Hualan was taken aback, all the puzzles he had a few days ago had been answered.

So my brother thought so?

When he exposed the dark desires in his heart, even though his brother was afraid of him and annoyed him, he never blamed him.

——Just because my brother is willing to accommodate his darkness.

Thinking of this, Yan Hualan felt like hiding a kitten in his heart, nestling in his heart on the snow in winter, it was warm and fluffy and itchy.

Taking my brother to seek medical treatment, relying on cheating or kidnapping?

No, he wanted to try again, try to convince his brother to really open up.

"Brother, let's go to Dachun to treat his heart disease."

Just as Shuang Jiangnian was about to open his lips, Yan Hualan stretched out a finger and tapped on his lips, blocking the unspoken words of rejection.

"Don't worry, no matter what causes the heart disease or what secrets my brother hides, I will treat my brother well, as always."

"My brother's clumsiness and stains, I will tolerate and love."

Yan Hualan smiled warmly.

"—Because I adore my brother."