[Bottle Evil] 2015 is the right time to get married

*Note: In the original book, Brother Zhang and Wu Xie met for the first time in the Blind Tomb. It is assumed that they have dealt with each other for ten years.

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The idea of ​​not wanting to get married can be said to be a flashpoint of my emotions, but I knew that this matter could not make me regret it as I wanted. Marriage is not a matter between me and Poker Ping, especially our In such a situation, the news from both sides has already been released, and it will affect the two families behind us, even the Jiumen and the Zhang family. My parents said that I don't want to end this kind of stupid talk about this marriage.

It’s too late to run away from marriage now, and it’s all smooth sailing when I come out of the closet. I don’t want to be hunted down by two families, my fiancé, and a group of friends when I’m regretting my marriage. When I was taking a bath, I thought about it a thousand times in my head, thinking about it wildly, if I really want to divorce, what will happen to Poker?It's not bad for the ends of the earth to chase me down. I don't know if he will cut off contact with me... No, he doesn't bother to talk to me at all. The marriage is definitely going to be concluded. If I don't end up, he may be in a hurry to marry someone else, so With the dowry gift in his hand, it's not difficult to find a man or woman casually, right?I couldn’t bear this before when I was not bent, but now I’m more determined when I’m enlightened. It’s said that if I can’t get it, others can’t get it. I think that’s the same thing in love. When I encounter a stuffy bottle, I will be selfish. Greedy and paranoid, I am narrow-minded, and I cannot tolerate any regret or deception between us.

Marriage makes me aggrieved, and it is unrealistic not to get married. I think I really fell into the hands of this boring oil bottle. I think I planned a few years ago, and I can throw away my life. How can I lose it? when?

However, there is one biggest difference between now and then, at least Poker Bottle is out, no matter how hard it is for me, I can always think about it.

I sent a text message to my "Nianxiang": "Brother, are you going well?"

I waited for a long time and no one answered me.

My mood sank again. Damn it, I can't mention regretting the marriage, so as my fiancé, Cha Gang can always be willful, right?Immediately, he called Poker Bottle.

This is the first time I have called him. During the half a minute I was waiting for the connection, my heart was beating extremely fast. Before I could get excited, there was an electronic prompt, telling me that the call you dialed is temporarily unavailable. .

I was stunned for a moment, wondering if the signal on my side was not good, so I went to the balcony and called twice. Looking at the full signal on the mobile phone, I finally felt a little bit of disappointment.

But before he left, he clearly promised well, agreed that he would not lose contact, and agreed to contact him for something, but there was no news for two days, and he couldn't find anyone else.I felt unspeakably uncomfortable, and my emotions fluctuated violently throughout the morning. At this time, I was angry and worried, and I only thought about that bastard Pokerfinger, who was going to torture me to death.

I persistently called him every 5 minutes, and I was not in the mood to eat lunch. I called him for two hours, but I was still unable to get through. During this period, I contacted Zhang Haike, but Zhang Haike said that he went out to buy weddings yesterday. Supplies are gone, the whole family is busy running around, and he doesn't know who can contact Poker Bottle for a while.

There is another person in my address book. This person has a perverse personality. I have met him by chance before. Poor oil bottle, I'm afraid that I can't get in touch because the Zhang family used him as a gunman again. They can force him to marry or force him to take risks. I weighed the weight, so I had to ask Zhang Haiyan.

这哥儿似乎是因为我要和闷油瓶结婚满心不乐意，话里话外都是讽刺，非常欠揍地反问我：“你不是族长夫人吗？族长的行踪你不知道还来问我这个Foreign family? Is your marriage with the patriarch real or fake, isn't it just for show?"

I have never been so accurate in words, all the emotions I had in the morning were all aroused by him, and I was furious: "Stop fucking farting!"

If it wasn't for this on the phone, I would have slapped him, and Xiao Zhang sneered twice on the other end of the phone, and said, "That's right." After speaking, he hung up the phone.

I instantly understood that brother Zhang just used the most common words. I used this trick a lot in the past few years. In fact, I don’t know much about it. It is the most taboo to lose control of your emotions. I have been on guard all the time these years, but I didn't expect Poker Ping to come back, and I still stumbled on it.

I was so annoyed by brother Zhang, I completely lost my mind to contact Poker Fing again. If he has the ability, he will stay in the Zhang family and never come back. It just so happens that I don’t want to get married that much. A fake marriage is a fake marriage. Am I still afraid of what others will say?If I'm really angry about this, then I have to piss myself off in the next few months?

I was out of anger, and my mood became more and more depressed. In the afternoon, the owner of the jewelry store I had an appointment with called me and asked me if I still wanted to pick out rings today. Fortunately, the boss was just going to the store on the way, and he didn't delay anything. He also understood that I was busy with various matters of the wedding, and wished me a happy wedding by the way. Now I feel angry when I hear the word "marriage". Bored, I thought of making a marriage proposal for Boyouping when I went to get the certificate a few days ago, and I suddenly felt that I was a model of self-assertion, and others didn't have to do so many false ceremonies when they really got married. , It seems that if he agrees to the proposal, he can make a fake show for real. Now that I think about it, I feel very boring.

I sat alone in the shop in a daze, and after a while, another call came in, this time it was from the Xihu District Police Station, asking me that the ID card of Poker Bottle had been completed, did they send it or pick it up by myself .

No matter how decadent I am about this matter, I have to solve it as soon as possible. I thought it was not far away, and there was no need to wait for the registered letter for several days. If I lost it, wouldn't it be a long night and a dream?I hung up the phone and had to suspend making my salted fish. I slowly changed my clothes for going out. I just got the keys and was about to go out when I heard someone's footsteps going upstairs.

I couldn't believe it, but I knew clearly that it was a stuffed oil bottle.

The door of my room was ajar, and sure enough I heard him knock on the door, and then gently pushed it open. Poker-Face was standing at the door looking at me with his backpack on his back.

I couldn't tell whether it was a dream or reality, so Poker Ping put down his bag, took a look at me, and asked, "Are you going out?"

I won't make the mistake of not being able to tell the difference between dreams and reality again. I took out my phone and looked at it to confirm the date, and I felt that I was still dreaming.

Seeing me stunned, Poker-Face approached me and said, "What's wrong?"

I called up the plane ticket booking interface to show him: "I bought you a ticket for the day after tomorrow..."

Poker-Face just smiled, and it looked as good as in his dream: "I changed my contract," he said, "I have something to explain to the subordinates, so I came back early."

I don't know what to say, my eyes and nose are sore, counting the time, when I frantically called him just now, Boyoufeng was probably on the plane, no wonder he was not in the service area.

I lowered my head, and there were a lot of things I wanted to say to him in my heart. I didn't feel it at first, and now I still have some grievances coming up intermittently. However, I was silent for a long time, and finally I only talked about unimportant things dullly. Said: "Your ID card... I haven't had time to get it yet."

Poker bottle also looked down at me, and said softly, "It's okay." His tone seemed to comfort me, "There is no rush to get the certificate."

I felt like I was dreaming again, so I quickly pinched myself hard. This time, I was so painful that my tears were about to fall. I was terrified, and asked him incoherently: "What about Lao Gao's cheongsam?" I remember we didn't get it back, did we?"

Poker bottle didn't keep up with my brain circuit, and was taken aback: "What?"

"Oh, it's okay." My face was a little hot, and I quickly smoothed things over, "I mean, Lao Gao showed me our photos, and I asked him to make a separate album of your single photos, and the cheongsam group is also there. inside, do you mind?"

"Wedding photo?" Poker bottle asked a little confused, "Why is it a single photo?"

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small theater:

The day before Wu Xie called, the conversation between Old Zhang and Brother Zhang.

Brother Xiao Zhang: Patriarch, why Wu Xie?Who is he? You have helped him guard the gate for ten years, and you still want to write him in our family tree?Chongxi can go to anyone, why should he go to him?

Zhang Qiling glanced at him indifferently, and said indifferently: There are two hundred catties of gold on the dowry list, which cannot be made up in the warehouse, so you can go to South Africa to dig it now.