[Bottle Evil] 2015 is the right time to get married

*Everyone, don't forget that this is a love story after marriage...so...it is impossible to poke the window paper before getting married, um.

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My dad came to open the door for me, and first looked at me in surprise: "Why are you back?" Then he looked behind me, but he didn't see anyone, and asked, "Where is Xiao Zhang? Didn't you say that he went back to Hangzhou?" ?”

I went straight into the room, first poured a glass of cold white water on the table, and drank half of it in one go.

My dad looked at me in confusion: "What are you doing here so late? Did you quarrel with Xiao Zhang?"

My mother also came out of the room, and upon hearing the second part of his sentence, she immediately asked, "Xiao Xie, what's going on? Xiao Zhang is sleeping alone in the shop?"

I don't know what to say, it's not enough to say it's a quarrel, at most I can figure out some cognitive differences, but I'm really too much, I gave him a bad face twice in one night, and even hid at home Now, so when the old couple said me, it was hard for me to refute anything.

They took it as my acquiescence, and my mother was still busy trying to excuse Poker Ping, saying that Xiao Zhang was introverted, and the couple lived their lives together, so they had to talk about something.

I thought in my heart that he and I had a pretty good relationship, a frank fake marriage, which was meant to be good, but how could I have expected that I would really turn it around temporarily, and there is nothing I can do about it.

My dad felt that I was not stable, saying that I was in my 30s and almost [-] years old. Before I got married, I still lost my temper like a three-year-old child. Marriage is cumbersome, and it is right for two people to solve it together. Moved out grandma's advice to me, and asked us husband and wife to encourage each other.

They also asked me if I didn't plan to go back today. They meant to force me to go. I'm not married yet. My parents won't let me go home. Big, wouldn't it be more embarrassing to face Poker Bottle this time?When I was in a hurry, I could only lie and say: "When will he come to see me, I will go back." I deliberately pretended to be awkward and angry, "Otherwise I will lose face..."

I just said this on purpose, knowing in my heart that it would be very difficult for Poker Ping to come to me on his own initiative. He and I have only a bit of brotherhood, and we are not really in a relationship. Can we still pamper him like a couple?This is what I want. After all, I don’t see him when I go to the shop, and I don’t want to sleep in the same bed with him at night. It’s best to stay with my parents until I get married. I go to Zhang’s house and go to Yucun immediately after the wedding. At least I still have two rooms in Yucun.

They scolded me for a while, seeing that they couldn't drive me away, they finally gave up, and when my dad stood up, he muttered in a low voice: "Why are you still struggling than when your mother was younger?"

Before I could react, he was immediately grabbed by my mother: "What are you talking about?"

My dad dragged her to the room, and said in a soft tone: "You were so cute when you were young, much better than our son..."

I:"……"

I have a home and can't go back, and I'm really aggrieved. I'm lying on the bed, and my mind is full of stuffy oil bottles. Just now when I was washing the dishes, I was thinking about preparing for the marriage proposal ceremony before going to get the certificate tomorrow. Now that it's like this, what should I do tomorrow? I don't know at all.

I also thought that Poker-Face had changed his air ticket to go back to Hangzhou early in response to my request to come back as soon as possible. It was too late to be happy. I like him. Even if there was a real quarrel, I should be the one to go along with him.

Thinking of this, I took out my phone again, thinking of calling him, or sending a text message, but I really wanted to say it, but I couldn't type a word, so I could only think wildly, and I will keep talking to him in the future. What can we do with such a cold war in Poker?My dad said that I can make a fuss, but if Boyouping is not happy, what should I do if I don’t go to get the certificate tomorrow, and I won’t get the certificate in the future, and I won’t marry me?Or maybe he doesn't want to go to Yucun anymore?You don't even have to wait until later, he won't be staying in my shop tonight, will he?

The more I thought about it, the more flustered I became, and I wished I could go back to find someone now. I always felt that I had to see Boyouping to feel at ease. I almost put on my shoes and went out. When I saw the time was two o'clock in the morning, I suppressed my emotions and forced myself to sleep. I secretly decided I will go back early tomorrow morning, whether I apologize or give in, quickly restore my unreasonable image today.

I didn't sleep well all night, and I completely forgot the insistence of "he didn't come to see me, I just won't go back" last night. I woke up early in the morning and wanted to go back. Before I went out, the doorbell rang.

Who is this early in the morning?Could it be my second uncle?I opened the door suspiciously, and when I reached the entrance, I heard a familiar loud voice outside the door, and the fat man knocked on the door and shouted: "Naive! Open the door innocently! Don't sleep! Get up and get married!"

I opened the door for him with a speechless face, "What a guy!" The fat man said, "I drove a fucking car all night from Beijing to Hangzhou to be your wedding witness, you are so arrogant, what can't happen , I don’t even get the certificate, so you’re going to be so angry that Mr. Xiao Lang has come back to her mother’s house?”

The fat man went into the house on his own, and I saw Poker Bottle following him, looking at me indifferently.

I was apprehensive all night, and when I saw this bastard, I felt relieved all of a sudden. I yelled out to my little brother, but Pokerfinger's gaze was on my face all the time. I didn't dare to look at him for a long time. He let him into the room, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it's okay, maybe the fat man has already persuaded him, and now the little brother doesn't seem to want to be angry with me.

The fat man was still babbling: "I can't do it without my fat man. What's the matter? Why did you separate? You two take this opportunity to explain clearly..." He turned around and saw us standing at the door, "Hey Yo, let me go," the fat man scolded, "Come on, I just made eye contact when we met, I don't think it's a big deal, right?"

In the past, there were a lot of jokes like this, and there were even more exaggerated ones. The younger brother seemed to wink at the fat man seriously, and the fat man immediately changed the subject.

My parents just came back from grocery shopping, and they were very enthusiastic when they saw them, especially my mother was so considerate of Poker Face, it seemed that Poker Face was her own, and she was bullied by me yesterday.While scolding me for my mistakes, she told him not to spoil me too much.

Poker-Face has always been very well-behaved in front of my mother, and at this time he responded obediently one by one, saying solemnly: "We didn't quarrel, it's just that we disagreed on some small things. I didn't do it right," he said seriously. He really talked to my mother, but the content seemed to be for me, he said, "Wu Xie should be angry, and I won't be like this in the future."

This is obviously just polite words for my mother. It is impossible for him to know why I was angry yesterday, so why is there anything wrong?

"Little Zhang knows the basics," my mother couldn't help but praised, and then gave me a look of resentment, "No matter how much we persuaded yesterday, Xiaoxie didn't want to go back, saying that he was a child with a temper tantrum and didn't admit it..."

Poker-finger's acting skills are good. When my mother said this, he seemed very depressed for a moment. I almost believed it when I saw it. I almost thought that I didn't sleep with him in the same bed last night. It really hurt Poker-finger. .

Even Fatty couldn't stand the younger brother acting like this, so he changed the topic and asked what our arrangements are for today. Only I know that Fatty is looking for me to confirm, and I still can't figure out whether to propose marriage at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau that was agreed earlier.

I was not without regrets, but there was really nothing I could do, so I told him that I had no arrangements here.

It was rare for Poker-Face to interject at such a time. He said, "Wu Xie said that I will go get the ID when I go back to Hangzhou," he said, looking at me indifferently, and added, "I brought out the ID card."

These words obviously meant that I wanted to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau today. I looked at him blankly, with mixed feelings in my heart. On the one hand, I finally let go of my heart. Last night, I even considered the possibility that Poker Face would not want to marry me. , Now it seems that I have worried too much; on the one hand, I am still depressed by some thoughts and can't be happy. Thinking about it, he still follows me like this because he has to marry me, and he feels a little sad.

However, generally speaking, I have been looking forward to getting a license with Poker-Face for a long time. It is better to hit the day than to choose a date. Although I did not prepare much today, in order to avoid long nights and dreams, I immediately decided to put the marriage proposal in the future. Move around, get the certificate first, and one day if Pokerfing really wants to divorce, he will have to get my consent first.

Thinking about it this way, I stopped being entangled immediately, and simply went down the slope quickly. I was afraid that Poker Ping would regret it, so I continued, "Why don't we go today?"

I thought about it, and found that it was not that easy. Our household registration books are still at home, and my dad has already bought vegetables. We must at least have a good lunch and go back to Wushanju. What time will it be finished.

The fat man is as anxious as I am: "You can go now, and come back after receiving the certificate to have dinner?"

I said in a muffled voice, "The household registration book is still at home..."

Unexpectedly, Poker-Face quickly answered, "I'm taking it with me."

TBC,

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small theater

When Fatty went to Wushanju in the morning and found that he was alone.

Fatty: Hey brother?Why did you come back early?Wu Xie told me that you will come back tomorrow to get the certificate?

Brother: Well.

Fatty: Really?

Brother: ...Going back to his parents' house.

Fatty: What do you mean?You two had a fight?

Brother: He probably knows it and is avoiding me.

Fatty: Isn't it?He hides from you?How is it possible... know what?Brother, you couldn't have forced him to do something, could you?

elder brother:……

Fatty: Damn!It is true?what did you doForced kiss or forced ↑?

Brother: ... almost.

Fatty: And then!

Brother sighed: ... scared away.