[Bottle Evil] 2015 is the right time to get married

With the approval of my family, the matter of getting married is considered to be officially on the agenda. It is a firm plan that has not been run away. A few days ago in Erdaobaihe, I myself couldn't digest the matter of marrying Poker Ping. I didn't have time to tell other people. These days I was thinking about whether to inform everyone.

Poker-fing was in the room looking at the genealogy that Zhang Haike sent over urgently and drawing up the guest list. I knocked on the door and went in and sat down next to him.

"Brother," the matter of marriage has been decided by Poker-Face up to now, I decided to ask for Poker-Face's consent this time, "Is it necessary to disclose our matter to outsiders?"

Zhang Qiling stopped what he was doing, and after listening to me, he gave a "hmm" to express his affirmation, and he said: "It cannot be blocked, instead of hiding it, it is better to put it on the bright side, it will benefit both the Zhang family and the Wu family." " Poker bottle said, "I marry you, it's not something shameful."

When I think about it, this is indeed the case. There is no impenetrable wall in the world. Besides, the Zhang family's wedding seems to be simple.

Same-sex marriage is not the mainstream, and it is inevitable to be criticized. However, since I have agreed to get married, I can bear the influence of this. The more secretive some things are, the more interested others will be. Open it, and no one dares to gossip.Furthermore, although marriage is what the Zhang family needs, but they can enjoy the shade by leaning against a big tree. After they are married, the disaster is also broken for them. The Zhang family has such a big tree in front of me, so I, Wu Shanju, can also enjoy the shade. A breath of fresh air is always okay.

From this point of view, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages of making it public, and it is very simple to make it public. I asked Poker Ping to add a few tables of guests, and I also invited the people who are friends with the Wu family on the road. I don’t need too many people. It is enough for everyone to have the same joy and joy.

Boyouping is very reliable in his work. He told me that he has learned relevant information from Wangmeng Wangmeng in the past few days. He is already in contact with the second uncle, and he also said that the second uncle also means the same, and has decided to hold a show in Hangzhou feast.

I nodded and said, "In this case, little brother, then you say that with Fatty, Xiaohua, and the blind, some friends in our own circle, should I tell them that we are..."

I wanted to talk about a fake marriage at first, but I also felt that it was true if I said it was fake. If I insisted on saying it, it might be more appropriate to use the word "formal marriage".

Poker bottle understood what I meant, and he was very casual about it: "Between friends, you can say whatever you want."

So I immediately called the fat man.After returning from Changbai Mountain a few days ago, my little brother and I came to Hangzhou first, and the fat man went to Beijing to explain things first. We expected to meet up in Hangzhou next week and then leave for Yucun to live together for a while. Now the plan has to be changed. .

As soon as I got on the phone, before I could make a sound, I heard the fat man yelling: "Oh, naive! Why, you and my brother are in a two-person world in Hangzhou. It's only been a few days, and you are in love Why are you free to call me?"

I also found it funny when I heard him talk about running the train as usual: "You are a prophet," I said with a smile, "I was thinking about it and no one has told you the good news, so why don't you congratulate us first?"

The fat man asked: "What's the good thing? What good things can you two do? It's only been half a month since my little brother came out, aren't you already pregnant?"

"Pfft..." I saw that his words were getting more and more outrageous, so I didn't talk to him about what was going on, so I said, "You think too far, but you must first give our little brother a title and get married first. "

The fat man froze for a moment, and asked half jokingly and half genuinely, "Is it true?"

I said, of course it is true, can this be a joke?

I said: "My father and second uncle just nodded yesterday, I will tell you first today, is it enough for brothers?"

Unexpectedly, the fat man yelled at the other end: "Damn! You and the little brother are good enough? This speed! You still have the face to ask the brother, when is the situation with you and the little brother? When did you bend over together? I said, Erdao Baihe, that you two hid in your room for three days is a problem, and if you don’t see each other for a few days, you’re already engaged? You’re so naive!”

I don’t think it’s that exaggerated, it’s not about getting married in a different place after ten years, and it’s not intentional to hide it from my friends, it’s just that my brother and I are just for mutual benefit and win-win. However, it's a trivial matter to help the Zhang family in Pokerfing's face.

The fat man was a little skeptical. He heard me say that Zhang Qiling smashed my second uncle and parents stupid with the gift list yesterday, and immediately didn't believe it at all: "The Zhang family is now a little richer in the overseas side, and the family in the northeast It’s almost time to die, little brother, he must have emptied half of Zhang’s house to marry you, right? And a fake marriage, to lie to the dog?”

I explained to him that it is more important to be happy when the population is weak, and the Zhang family needs to be more lively and grand for the sake of happiness. It is not entirely a fake marriage, and we will go to get the certificate.

"..." Fatty was silent for a rare moment, and then said: "You and brother are happy."

I chatted with him about the arrangements for the next period of time. I said that I might not be able to go to Yucun immediately in the near future. I have to discuss it after the wedding. The fat man expressed his understanding and said that he would speed up and arrange things in Beijing. He will go to Hangzhou in two days Come to us.

Fatty's mouth is really fast, hung up the phone here, before I had time to drink tea, Xiaohua's video popped up, and he said straight to the face: "Fatty said you want to marry Zhang Qiling?"

If Xiaohua doesn't come to ask, I will contact him immediately.

"When did it happen?" Xiao Hua asked, "How long has he been out? Don't tell me you started dating him ten years ago!"

It seems that when I explained a lot to Fatty just now, he didn't say a word to Xiaohua, so I had to explain it to him again. After listening, Xiaohua was not as silent as Fatty. He snorted and said: " I believe you ghost."

I:"……"

Xiao Hua sighed and said: "Okay, okay, I haven't seen anything, and I'm not such a closed-minded person. Is it the first day I know you're having an affair with him? Get married when you get married, it's necessary Looking for such an excuse?" Xiaohua said lightly, "When I lent you money, I knew that there would be such a day sooner or later, no matter what, I would like to wish you a happy wedding in advance, and I will prepare a red envelope for your invitation."

"..."

Xiaohua seemed to have something else to do, so she hung up on me without saying a word, I wondered if my little brother and I didn't have an affair?These are all rubbish rumors.

I exited the call interface, and saw the blind man send me a message like this: Apprentice, love makes people demented.

I correct him: I'm not in love, I'm just getting married.

The blind man replied quickly: Did the teacher tell you that you can't believe everything except yourself?

Immediately another one: As soon as the mute comes back, you will immediately return to ten years ago...

I thought about it carefully. During this period of time, I have been with Poker Fing to determine the details of the wedding, and I haven't had much contact with other things. I can't figure out where I made a mistake or made a mistake.

However, since the little brother is back, there is a little problem with the blind man's words. It should be that no one else can believe everything except myself and the little brother. Of course, I will not be deceived by others now. As for the little brother...

I took a look at Poyoufeng. He was sitting in front of the window, spreading out a piece of red rice paper, writing our marriage letter.

My heart warmed, and I said, my little brother is here, and no one will deceive me with anything in the future.

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[Chat records between the blind man and Zhang Qiling]

Blind man: I heard that you are very happy to marry Wu Xie?

Zhang Qi Ling:……

Blind man: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha why don’t you say I did the calculation?

Zhang Qiling: It is impossible for Wu Xie to believe you.

Blind man: Let me tell you, the Zhang family is also up to you to make up?

Zhang Qiling: There is no one in charge of the Zhang family.

Blind Man: What about the bride price?Is it up to you to mess around?

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie's is also mine.

Blind man: (thumbs up) Awesome!

Blind man: My cheap apprentice, did he get enlightened so quickly?

Zhang Qi Ling:……

Blind man: No way!Did he really think it was to congratulate you?

Blind Man: No, no!Can he believe that?He is still married? !

Blind Man: ...I think it's a miracle that he survived these ten years.

Blind Man: What are you going to do?Do you need me to poke the window paper for you?

Zhang Qiling: No, let nature take its course.

Blind Man: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Blind Man: As expected of you.

Blind Man: Let me see how long you can bear hahahahahaha!

Blind man: Centenarians have many routines, he was sold by you and still counting the money for you, right?

Zhang Qi Ling:……

Zhang Qiling: Anything else?I also have to write a marriage letter.

Blind man: ... I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years

Blind man: fake show is real

Blind man: give birth to a precious child early

Blind man: embrace four in five years

System prompt: You and "Zhang Qiling" are not friends yet, do you want to apply to add him as a friend?

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[Chat records between the blind man and Wu Xie]

Blind man: Master, I will teach you another sentence now.

Blind man: Don't believe the older ones.

Wu Xie: Oh.I never believed you.

Blind man: Isn't Zhang Qiling old?

Wu Xie: My brother is young and beautiful, how can you compare with him?

Blind man: What if I said Zhang Qiling would lie to you?

Wu Xie: That's why you lied to me.

Wu Xie: In what age have you come to provoke my relationship with my little brother?What does he want that I won't give?I agree with him to get married, is it rare for someone to lie to me?

Wu Xie: You really can't be trusted.

System prompt: You and "Wu Xie" are not friends yet, do you want to apply to add him as a friend?