A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

The large-scale abnormal weather a few days ago made the Meteorological Bureau very dissatisfied, and they complained against the special department and Xuanmen together.

Xuanmen said that the Meteorological Bureau is simply unreasonable!This has something to do with us!

When they rolled up their sleeves and confidently confronted the head of the Meteorological Bureau, they suddenly discovered that the Ye family had recalled all their disciples, and the movement was not small and undisguised, it seemed that they were in a hurry.

The upper level of Xuanmen was shocked suddenly, and then thought that the intensity of violence in Haicheng was far higher than that in other areas some time ago, and the big spiritual peach tree in Wuliang Mountain also disappeared at the same time.

They couldn't help but feel a little guilty. Could it be that this abnormal celestial phenomenon has something to do with their Taoism?It shouldn't be, haven't the demons and ghosts calmed down during this period of time, and there are still more than half a month before the ghost gate opens...

Could this big news be the birth of a strange treasure?The Ye family recalled the disciples in the family, maybe they got this big treasure!

Well you Ye family, you took the big treasure yourself but let us be scolded by the weather bureau!Shameless!

However, the real situation is that there is no big baby, but the little ancestor has one.

On the road, a black car was driving slowly. Ye Feng was driving in the driver's seat, Ying Qiao was sitting in the co-pilot, and Ye Chen and Jiang Zhushui were sitting in the back row.

Ying Qiao glanced at the navigation and estimated that he could reach the destination in two hours. He turned his head and prepared to report the progress to his little ancestor, but was petrified by the scene in front of him——

On the back seat, his little uncle, who was known to have the appearance of a fairy, but was unable to practice because of his aptitude and destiny, was hugging their family's Lord Demon King.

The hugging wasn't over yet, one hand actually rested on Lord Demon King's little devil's horn!

Yingqiao's pupils trembled, feeling that his world view was already in jeopardy.

——My day!This thing can be touched? ! ! !

Jiang Zhushui's position in the Ye family and even in the entire Taoist sect is quite delicate.Firstly, he bears the emperor's purple aura, and his fate is unspeakable; secondly, he has soaring meritorious virtues, at least he must be a good person for ten generations.

No matter which Taoist sees one of these two things, they have to weigh them up. At first glance, seeing that these two things are in one person, the shock is quite big-the reincarnation of the emperor and the good man of the tenth life, this is beyond the sky. , it's more than just not to be messed with!

But his little uncle can't practice Taoism, and he has no interest in becoming a monk. Although his household registration is in the Ye family, his name has not been changed.

The conscience of heaven and earth, not to mention how strict Taoism is now on such things as borrowing luck, who dares to use the river to chase water for borrowing luck!

People who want to calculate profound merits and virtues will not go well when they just set their minds on it before doing it; if they really focus on their luck, then it is called breaking the law knowingly and dealing with it strictly, and it is not uncommon to lose their lives because of this.Not to mention that the Ye family didn't dare, but who in the entire Taoist sect would dare to look at Jiang Zhushui twice?If this makes Tiandao misunderstand that they have crooked thoughts, it will be endless!

Regardless of the status of the reincarnation of the emperor, just looking at his little uncle who usually wears a high-altitude flower that is not humane, but turns around and can kill the enemy without leaving any enemies in the mall, maybe When the emperor was a tyrant all his life... Ying Qiao slandered.

Ying Qiao has always been in awe of this little uncle. When he was a child, he wanted to play tricks on Jiang Zhushui, who couldn't learn Taoism. He fell off the beam and broke his leg.

This discount lasted for three months. During these three months, he managed to convince himself that it was a coincidence. He planned to do it again after he was discharged from the hospital, but on the day he was discharged from the hospital, his feet slipped and his leg broke again!

The more profound a person's merit is, the more he is favored by the heavens. People like this kind of person whose golden light shines brighter than a little golden man are just walking on the road, and a piece of paper is blown by a little wind. If you look carefully, it is a luxury car. Coupons, the luxury car is in the store next door, even if he bypasses the paper, the paper can blow into his hands!Anyone who looks at it is not envious!

Seeing this scene, Ying Qiao recalled his own tragic past, feeling a little angry in his heart!Some people are protected by the Dao of Heaven, but they still want to compete with him for the title of "His Royal Highness's No. [-] Dogleg", how greedy!

Heh, that's right, no matter how favored by the heavens, you can't practice Taoism. After all, you are an ordinary person!

His Royal Highness the Demon King is detached from the world, and those who have been emperors probably want to live forever. !

He snorted coldly, three points of envy, three points of jealousy and four points of resignation in his eyes, he was the first to come, so why can Jiang Zhushui make a curve to overtake!Just because of his face!Damn it!

Ying Qiao's gaze was as real as it was, waking up the sleeping Ye Chensheng.

Ye Chen slightly raised his eyelids, looked at the front row, "What?"

His appearance is meandering, but now he has just woken up, and his demeanor has an indescribable charm. His lazy posture has a hint of red at the end of his eyes. When he lifts his eyes, it looks like he is wearing a hook. .

Ying Qiao shook his head, hesitated and couldn't speak, "Well, hurry up..."

Jiang Zhushui suddenly covered Ye Chen's eyes with his hands, and said softly, "We're almost there."

His tone was gentle, but his eyes were unreasonably cold, and his sharp eyes shot straight at Ying Qiao.

Ying Qiao touched the goosebumps on his arms, feeling a little baffled, and whispered to Ye Feng, "Is the air conditioner turned on a little low?"

Ye Feng's eyelids twitched: "..." You fucking stay away from me!

The atmosphere in the car became a little weird, but Ye Chen didn't notice it.

He blinked, his long eyelashes lightly swept across the man's palm, he patted Jiang Zhushui's hand away, disgusted: "You blocked me."

He sat up and touched the upper corner of his head, then moved to the side, farther away from the river.

Ye Chen has always disliked the purple qi and golden light on Jiang Zhushui's body. This thing is as masculine as masculine as it is masculine, and as devilish as yin as evil.

If it weren't for the golden light and purple energy that can maintain the magic horn, he wouldn't bother to take the river to chase the water.

Ye Chen went out this time to find the source of the sacrifice. The little devil planned to fly directly to the destination, but Ye Chongguang babbled for a long time, saying that human society is now a high-tech era, which is different from 60 years ago. There are surveillance cameras everywhere. , There are also various detectors, you can’t fly around casually, if you are photographed, you might get closer to science!

The devil is naturally not afraid of anything approaching science, but he doesn't really want to be discovered by mortals.

No matter how beautiful the gods and demons were in the past, today is indeed the age of mortals, and more things are worse than less things. He quite likes the present world, and wants to play more in the world.

"Don't sleep anymore?" Jiang Zhushui asked softly without being angry when he was pushed away.

Ye Chen glanced at Jiang Zhushui, but said nothing.

He didn't need to sleep in the first place, and he slept because the journey was too long and boring.The means of transportation for human beings are extremely slow, and the distance of a few seconds has to be delayed to several hours.I don't know how much faster the high-speed rail and plane Ye Chongguang said. Thinking of this, Ye Chen frowned and said impatiently, "When will the ID card be ready?"

Ye Chen knows that ordinary people have always been cautious about household registration, but they can only rely on some external tools to determine their identity. They used to use road guides in the past, but now they use ID cards.He used to play around in the world and just forge a guide. 60 years ago, he also forged his ID card to fool people. As a result, Ye Chongguang said that now the replacement has scanning, networking, and big data, so there is no way to fake it.

Ye Chen couldn't understand the mess Ye Chongguang said at all, and it was only after Jiang Zhushui explained that he suddenly realized that the ID card is a bit like a means of identifying each other between monster clans, relying on blood connections, this kind of connection exists in the same clan. In time, you can recognize it when you see it, unless you get the inner pill of flesh and blood from the monster race, it is extremely difficult to forge.

But now humans basically need to swipe their ID cards to go out to fly, take high-speed rail, and go to scenic spots. That is to say, walking in human society, without an ID card, it is almost impossible to move an inch!

"Don't worry, my lord, for my grandpa's sake, when we go back, the ID card should come down, and then we can go out to play!" Ying Qiao was the first to answer.

Ye Chen nodded, he wanted to go out more, and it would be best to catch the way of heaven by the way, so as to avoid future troubles forever!The Demon King thought grimly.

Maybe it was because his idea was too big and rebellious, the car stopped suddenly, Ye Chen didn't notice for a moment and leaned forward, his face hit the front seat, and he was hit a bit dazed.

"It's so dark." Ye Feng said in a solemn tone.

Ye Chen rubbed his face and poked his head to the front seat, his tone was gloomy, his golden eyes were full of cruelty, "I was surprised, I think you are dissatisfied with this king."

"I... I was wronged." Ye Feng swallowed. Human beings can often stimulate the potential in the body in critical moments. Although Ye Feng is afraid of what happens, he speaks very fast, "Yin Qi will affect the use of technological products and cars Excessive yin qi driven by the engine will cause the engine to fail, causing the car to stall and brake for an emergency, and the object will also move forward due to inertia, which really has nothing to do with me!"

Ye Chen's mind was blank and his expression was blank: "...Oh."

What he was talking about sounded very reasonable, but I didn't understand a single word...

"The navigation seems to be invalid too." Ying Qiao patted the display screen in front of the car, "What should I do, I don't remember the way."

Ye Chen: "Human beings have many rules and things are broken, and a thing that plans routes can be broken."

"The principle of GPS navigation is to calculate the destination and driving route through satellite positioning. You need to connect to the network to plan the route at all times, and the Yin Qi will block the signal and make it impossible to locate!" Ye Feng reflexively said.

Ye Chen glared at Ye Feng angrily, what are you talking about! !

"You don't know how to use punctuation marks, do you need me to teach you personally?" The little devil said through gritted teeth, his tone was quite unfriendly, the color of the magic pattern on his forehead seemed to have become darker because of anger.

Ye Feng shook his head like a rattle and closed his mouth.

No wonder he was so scared, because he was the idiot who angered the Demon King with two sentences after the contract ceremony.

Ye Chongguang is a kind elder. He takes pity on these abandoned children. He encourages raising cubs since he was a child. He has never really gotten angry at the children, but he got really angry about Ye Chen.After the demon king was angry and ran away that day, the great celestial master who was famous in the Taoist sect brought his disciples to the ancestral hall, and opened the black box placed at the highest place on the ancestral hall.

In an instant, the blood-colored domain opened to envelop Ye's disciples. The next moment, the roar of fighting and the battle of swords rang in the ears, and there was a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood in front of them, just like the scene of hell on earth.

This is the domain of the Demon King. Demons can easily detect the deepest fears in the hearts of human beings, and then magnify them countless times. They are excellent objects for training the mind.

Ye Chongguang said: "This is something that the adults gave me to practice Taoism."

The mystic masters who lived in the peaceful age were not even as vicious as the ghosts they met before. No matter how they saw this scene, they felt fear of the devil king in their hearts, and Ye Feng was brought to the front by Master Ye, facing the domain, and then fainted After three days and three nights of burning, he was brought over by the head of the family to be the driver of the devil.

The naive Ye Feng said stammeringly: "No, no navigation, how do we get there?"

Will the adults be unhappy because the schedule is delayed and just click me!

"What are you shaking?" Ye Chen said impatiently, "Didn't you just enter my semi-finished product field for a few seconds? How can you be so cowardly? It's really embarrassing."

After all, he created the field, so he felt it when he opened it. He thought that the cub didn't know what to do, but when he sensed Ye Feng's entry, he manipulated it secretly, and accidentally frightened the child. up.

This kind of fear originating from the soul may leave indelible trauma to human beings if it is not channeled. The little devil feels a little guilty about this, so he took Ye Feng out when he went out this time.

The demon king certainly doesn't know how to relieve fear, a healing thing, but he can't leave a cub with such a big trauma, so he has to bring him out to get along with him more.

——Humans are a very resilient race, they will adapt when they know they cannot escape.

This is what Jiang Zhushui taught him.

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Ye Feng (horrified): What else did you teach him! ?