A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

The little devil still remembered that Jiang Zhushui's long hair was still there when he signed the contract a few days ago, why is there only such a short stubble now?

The appearance of human beings has no memory for Ye Chen, he distinguishes human beings by the soul.

People may have similar appearances, but their souls are special.He has always been used to identifying people with their souls, so he hasn't noticed the change in Jiang Zhushui's image for so many days.

Ye Chen looked at Jiang Zhushui's soul body, and then at Jiang Zhushui's body.

Tsk, the soul body is still the same, with a dead face, but it doesn't match the body, and the fate is also light, if it is not too good, it is estimated that it will be taken away by ghosts as a ghost.

Jiang Zhushui raised his forehead, his elegant demeanor was wiped out by the little devil's words, he sighed, "It's a wig."

What is a wig?The little devil frowned quietly.

When Jiang Zhushui received the news that Ye Chongguang summoned Ye's disciples, he knew that his little devil must have woken up.The Taoism that Ye Chen gave Ye Chongguang back then was a kung fu book suitable for ordinary people to practice randomly picked from the Jiezi bracelet, and this kung fu came from Tianjianmen.

Jiang Zhushui has been in Tianjianmen for thousands of years, how could he not even recognize his own exercises.

When the little devil woke up 60 years ago, he couldn't catch up because he was a step too late to deal with Tiandao. This time he must hurry up to see him, but he was worried that the little devil wouldn't recognize him.

After all... It's not the first time that something like this has happened.

Then he tactfully asked the emotional master, that is, his assistant, probably—"I have a friend who hasn't seen a very important person for a long time, and that person is back now, and the two are going to meet, what do you think?" What should he do."

For the sake of salary, the assistant tactfully did not expose the fact that "the boss's friend is the boss himself", but said inscrutably: "When we meet, we must be in the way he is most familiar with and likes."

Then Jiang Zhushui changed into the white clothes and put on the wig like a ghost.Thinking about it now, it was more than reckless.

Jiang Zhushui: "Humans hardly have long hair nowadays."

Ye Chen nodded, his eyes were still somewhat confused.Does it have anything to do with the fact that humans don't have long hair and you wear a wig?

He stood up and looked down at Jiang Zhushui, pretending that he knew everything, his expression was still arrogant, without showing any timidity, "You are leisurely and elegant."

After Ye Chen finished speaking, he immediately turned around and went back to the room, not giving Jiang Zhushui a chance to react.

What does this have to do with leisure and elegance?Misuse of idioms.

Nine-year compulsory education should be put on the agenda.

Jiang Zhushui thought.

For dinner, Lao Zhang made braised pork and corn ribs soup. Both stoves were on fire, and the room was a bit choking. He saw Ye Chen enter the room and pointed to the room on the left, "Go in and stay here. Stop choking on the fire here, I will call you when the meal is ready."

Ye Chen glanced at the steaming stove, narrowing his eyes slightly.

Lao Zhang thought he was hungry, so he opened the cover of the stove on the right and served him a bowl of corn soup, "Drink some soup to pad your stomach, and the ribs need to be stewed for a while, or they won't taste good."

Ye Chen took the soup bowl, looked at the steam rising from the soup, and took a sip of the soup hesitantly.

Sure enough, the old farmer was obviously a ghost, but the food he cooked could be eaten by living people.

"Is the taste still suitable? Do you want to add more salt? We have a small population here. If you are not used to it, you can add some salt and soy sauce yourself. Treat this place as your own home and don't be restrained." Lao Zhang sat on a small bench and added Chai Huo looked at Ye Chen lovingly, "You are about the same age as my little grandson, and it is time to grow your body, so you should eat more."

Then your little grandson is really old, Lord Demon King thought coldly, he avoided the somewhat embarrassing topic of age, and changed the subject: "You live alone?"

Old Zhang paused, and used the hook to dig out the stove to let the fire burn brighter: "Hey, our village is poor and remote, it's too backward, young people are all going out to work, and we can come back during the Chinese New Year all year round. Usually busy."

Maybe it was because of the thought of the child, Lao Zhang's expression became a bit sluggish, and his face that had experienced many vicissitudes also became a little disappointed.

Ye Chen was silent, and looked at Jiang Zhushui blankly, not understanding why this ghost looked like he was going to die just because he just asked a question.

Jiang Zhushui looked at Ye Chen with emotional turmoil in his eyes, but he quickly calmed down.

As a species of demons, there is no love aperture, so naturally they cannot understand the kinship between humans.The elderly miss their children, young children rely on their parents, and blood-related relatives help each other... The maintenance of family affection is very important to human beings.

He didn't understand these things before, so he never taught Ye Chen.

Lao Zhang didn't care about Ye Chen's silence, the baby is still young, and he still doesn't know how to miss him.

He said to Jiang Zhushui, "You can sleep in the room on the south side at night. It is the house of my son and daughter-in-law's family. There is no shortage of things, and the bedding is clean. The toilet is in the front yard. Your two children have already gone to the front yard. Look, the conditions are a bit poor, but it’s only been two days, and when the car repairer opens the door, I will take you to repair the car.”

In Lao Zhang's eyes, Jiang Zhushui is an elder who takes his three children out to play. If there is anything to do, he must tell the elders.

"Okay, I'm sorry to trouble you." Jiang Zhushui nodded, "You can find out how to calculate the accommodation fee and food expenses. It is based on the head per day, two hundred per person per day."

"Too much, too much." Lao Zhang hurriedly waved his hand, "It doesn't need so much, it doesn't need so much, it costs two hundred miles for one night in the countryside, and one hundred per person is enough. Meals are included, and I will pick them up tomorrow." When I came back from the medicine, I happened to go to the market, so tell me what you want to eat."

"I still want to collect herbs tomorrow?" Ye Chen tilted his head. He remembered that there were no extra bamboo baskets outside the platform, and he had picked a whole seven baskets today. Whether it was for sale or for personal use, it should last for a while. If necessary, he would go tomorrow ?

And this ghost didn't seem to have the idea of ​​taking the medicine out of the medicine basket to dry, so he piled the medicine basket outside with a pile of corn cobs, and didn't cherish it very much.

"Yes, I have to go every day, every day." Lao Zhang's expression became stiff, his eyes were slightly distracted, and the hand holding the stove hook was trembling, but he himself muttered unconsciously, "I can't If you don't go, you can't not go..."

This is the obsession of the ghost in the poke. If you don't remedy it quickly, there is a high probability that the ghost will run away!

Jiang Zhushui didn't change his face, and his tone remained steady: "Then it's as you said, [-] for accommodation, and the cost of food is extra."

ah?Was that the calculation just now?Old Zhang was a little dazed when he recovered.

He patted his head, he is really old, why can't he even remember what happened a few minutes ago.

Just as Lao Zhang was about to refuse, Jiang Zhushui asked again: "The children at home like to eat sweets. Is there a place that sells pastries in the village?"

"Eh? Yes, yes, there is a cake maker in the village, and they also sell nut tarts. I'll go to the market tomorrow to have a look." Old Zhang replied.

Chen, a child of Ye's family, glanced at Jiang Zhushui, and said to himself that this man is still so scheming, he is not at all guilty of deceiving people, he is really shameless.

On their side to appease the ghost, Ye Feng and Ying Qiao also brought back a bag of small persimmons and three or four big tomatoes.When the two of them were searching for clues in the front yard, they discovered that the vegetables grown in the yard were actually solid, the tender ones could squeeze out water, and they were things that living people could eat.

You can't eat blindly in the haunted den. Eating food with yin qi can cause fever and vomiting blood, and severe life loss, but living people will starve to death if they don't eat. The two of them are naturally happy when they find something that can be eaten. Looking around After a round, I found that tomatoes can be eaten directly, which is convenient and safe!

Ying Qiao and Ye Feng still thought that Lao Zhang was alive, so before picking the persimmons, they told Lao Zhang that they would buy them at the market price.

Ying Qiao netted the little persimmon with his clothes, and approached Ye Chen as if asking for credit, "My king, eat some cherry tomatoes first, and I'll make a tomato mixed with sugar later."

Unexpectedly, he brought white sugar rock candy lollipop chocolate in his bag!

Ying Qiao's chin was going up to the sky. He felt that he was really a clever little ghost. In just three days, he could see that the devil was addicted to sweets, and he was fully prepared before going out!He who didn't even let Bai Xiaotang go, he will definitely be able to win the favor of the devil during this trip, successfully become the number one dog beside the devil, and then reach the pinnacle of life - he will definitely become a Taoist with the advice of the devil The most outstanding celestial master of the new generation!

This top cancer is about to fulfill his dream!

Just rely on what you use to compete with me for the favor of the Demon King!

Ye Chen did eat this set, and said with satisfaction: "Bring me the tomatoes in a while."

This is to eat alone.

Lao Zhang set up the dining table, brought up the two dishes, and filled the rice from the rice cooker, calling for several young people to come over for dinner.

You can't eat at the dinner table, so it's strange not to chat, "You guys are here for a driving tour."

Jiang Zhushui: "Yes, it's just a holiday. I took my nephews out to relax. I didn't expect the car to break down halfway."

Among the four of them, the little devil is not interested in chatting, and is eating happily with tomatoes mixed with sugar, while Ying Qiao and Ye Feng can see that they are young students who have not yet entered the society, and only Jiang Zhushui and Lao Zhang are left. chatter.

"Our road is like this. There are always cars that break down when passing by here. After all these years, no one has come to repair the road for us." Lao Zhang sighed, "Hey, it's a shame to come out to play and meet this kind of thing. of."

Jiang Zhushui glanced at the bowl of the old man across the way. Although the chopsticks picked up the food, he didn't put a bite into his mouth, and there was no shortage of rice in the bowl.

His expression didn't change, "It's not too bad. I came out to play to relax. The village has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the air is pretty good. It's more comfortable than the expected destination."

Ye Chen paused when he heard the words, he raised his eyelids with an inexplicable expression.

The human world has a great influence on Jiang Zhushui. This person is not only deceiving, but also more handy, and he is full of nonsense without changing his face.

The beautiful mountains and clear waters refer to the bare mountains outside?The air is quite good, do you mean the overwhelming Yin Qi?

"Hey, it's not as good as what you said, it's just an ordinary village, that's all."

He said so on his mouth, but his expression was "you have a good eye, young man", his face was full of joy, and the wrinkles on his face were laughed out several times.

Seeing this, Ye Chen became even more speechless.

It can be said that the host and guest had a good time eating this meal, but Ye Chen looked at Jiang Zhushui with strange eyes, and the latter said seriously after returning to the room: "Sometimes white lies can make both parties feel comfortable."

The man's tone is sincere, his expression is natural, his eyes are full of sincerity, as if this is really a wise saying.

"True hypocrisy." Ye Chen snorted coldly and turned back to the room, his disdainful voice still lingering in the air.

It's hard not to be sleepy after drinking and eating, especially when the kang is warm, the sleepiness is even more violent. Ye Feng eats a lot at night, Lao Zhang's cooking is good, the corn soup is delicious, the ribs are soft and rotten, and his mood is a little bit Open, eat a lot, and now I'm so sleepy that I can't keep my eyelids open.

But he still remembered why he came here - someone sacrificed to the devil, and the devil was unhappy, so he came to arrest people.

He and Ying Qiao came to take care of the devil's younger brother.

"My lord, shall we go to the village to find a sacrificial place tomorrow?" Ye Feng asked.

Ghosts are eager for someone to sacrifice to them, but when they come to the devil, they turn around and want to punish the person who sacrificed him. He really deserves to be a devil, and his thinking level is different from ordinary ghosts. It would be great if all the ghosts in the world obeyed the rules like this Yes, he sighed in his heart.

Thinking like this, Ye Feng's body suddenly became heavy, his eyelids gradually closed, his soul and body seemed to be separated, he couldn't lift a bit of strength, his consciousness gradually became chaotic, and he couldn't resist before the Demon King replied Drowsiness passed.

Ye Chen sat on the kang, glanced at the two cubs who had lost consciousness, and then at Jiang Zhushui who had also fallen asleep beside him.

He put his hand on the man's hair and pressed it. There was a tingling itch in his palm. Ye Chen curled his lips, feeling displeasure in his heart.

Tiandao is really shameless, forcing Jiang Zhushui to reincarnate without giving him a matching body, isn't this just deliberately disgusting people.

When Jiang Zhushui's body dies, he will take out this man's soul and serve him as a ghost servant. Forgive me, God would not dare to come and snatch him!

The devil shook his sleeves and snorted coldly, jumped off the kang lightly, pushed the door and left the house.

It was pitch black outside, the sky was gloomy, not a single star could be seen, and the quiet yin energy during the day also became barren, roaring and trying to get into the house, but there seemed to be some kind of barrier in the room, isolating the raging and crazy yin energy outer.

Ye Chen stood on the platform and could see Lao Zhang in another room through the window. He was lying flat on the kang, breathing steadily, and seemed oblivious to what was happening outside.

This ghost was the strangest ghost he had ever seen. He didn't seem to know that he was dead, and he was still alive like a living person.

He retracted his gaze, and then turned his gaze to the garden below.

The yin qi that can't get in the house will vent their anger on the vegetables in the garden, but they will be stopped as soon as they try to harm the vegetables.

And the thing that stops the Yin Qi is actually——

two donkeys.

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Donkey: The word "unexpectedly" is not very harmful, but extremely insulting.