A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me
Chapter 018 I can't believe it in the world, you are actually practicing feudal superstition.
After the celestial masters dispelled all the yin energy here, they packed up and prepared to return to the long-term plan, but when it was time to start the ignition, they found that four or five cars could not start.
"Amitabha, although the Yin Qi was dispelled by us, the car also stayed in the Yin Qi for a long time, and it is normal to be affected by it." The abbot said.
Daoist Zheng: "Then what should I do? Call for a car? In this wilderness, the car will take three hours at the earliest. If I have the time, I can fix the car myself!"
"Hey, just talk about not practicing fake moves, you can go straight to it." Kundao Liu surnamed seized the opportunity and stabbed Daoist Zheng, "See if you can't do it well."
How can the celestial masters know how to repair cars? When the old Taoists were about to recite a blessing spell on the car to make it start, Master Wang, who had a minimal sense of presence, raised his hand silently: "Well, I can repair cars."
For a moment, the eyes of all the celestial masters fell on Master Wang. Xu Yue's formation has been destroyed by Ying Qiao and Ye Feng. It is unknown what the formation is, but the bosses know that there is a living person in this place After guarding, you can roughly guess the function of the formation.
——Sacrifice.
Take human resentment and ghost anger as sacrifices to sacrifice to evil gods and seek shelter.Xu Yue's plan was very good. Back then, when he faked his death and faded out of the Taoist sect to survive, he didn't expect that it was also his own fake death, which made these simple ghost villagers lose their resentment, leaving only those disciples with evil desires. It must be that the evil god dislikes too few things and does not want to protect Xu Yue.
Moreover, it is not known whether there are evil gods in this world, and it is not known why Xu Yue, who has received an orthodox education in Taoism, believed in this crooked way.
"You...can you?" No wonder Daoist Zheng's tone was weird. Master Wang has been trapped in the formation for decades, and he is also blind. How can he repair a modern car?
"The village chief told me before that the people who strayed into this place before were all sent out by Master Wang. Some were influenced by Yin Qi, and some were really unlucky and their cars broke down." Ye Feng paused and said, "Because dozens of Over the years, Xiaohe Village has always had people entering by mistake, so the village head and Master Wang can also learn about the outside world through these people who have entered by mistake."
The car should be repairable.
"Yes, yes." Master Wang nodded.At the very beginning, all the villagers in the village were sober. Although he was trapped in that house, there were quite a lot of people talking. Unfortunately, the consciousness of the villagers became more and more chaotic as the days passed. In the end, only Lao Zhang and Lao Zhang were left. Wu.Lao Zhang is the village head, and Lao Wu is the secretary. People from outside can always bring new things, and the two of them buy these things in the village.In the past two years, even Lao Zhang and Lao Wu's consciousness is not very clear, and no one can talk to him.
Although Master Wang was blind, he knew where the problem was when he touched it with his hand. "It should be that some screws are loose due to the influence of Yin Qi. Just twist it and it will be fine."
When Ye Chen came back, he saw that the dying old man had successfully integrated into the Heavenly Master. He asked Ying Qiao, and found out that this old man really knew how to repair cars.
Ye Chen: "..." The head of the ghost village is not mistaken!
"You've been working on repairing the car for a long time?" Ye Chen raised his eyebrows and snorted lightly, "Wouldn't it be better for someone with luck to sit in the car when something like this happens?"
Jiang · Great Luck · Chasing Water: "..."
As soon as he said this, not to mention Ye Feng beside him, even the celestial masters in front fell silent. Yes, the car's failure to start has nothing to do with the screw at all. If the fire becomes weak, it is easy to be unlucky.But people with high luck are not afraid of this yin energy at all!
The eyes of the celestial masters fell on Jiang Zhushui, why did they ignore the ready-made great luck standing here?
"Oh," Ye Chen laughed mockingly again at this time, "I can't believe it, you are actually practicing feudal superstition."
All the celestial masters: "..."
With a few words, Ye Chen left a deep impression on the minds of these Xuanmen bosses, because when it comes to professionalism, the bosses are not very willing to reprimand the juniors for being impolite.
The bosses are also very wronged, not all celestial masters have yin and yang eyes and can see the golden light of Jiang Zhushui all the time!I forgot what a big deal it was!
After Ye Chen finished speaking, he sat lazily in the car. He was wearing a blue loose sports suit with short sleeves on the upper body and shorts on the lower body. It can expose the collarbone, and the blue is brighter, which makes the little devil's already fair complexion even whiter. With the red rope around the neck, it looks inexplicably a bit sexy.
"Hey, why did you pick up the compass?" Ying Qiao was surprised.
Ye Chen was playing with the fragments of the compass in his hand and glanced at Ying Qiao, "I still need to report to you when I do something?"
His words stingingly attracted Jiang Zhushui beside him and Ye Chongguang in front of him to look at him.Ye Chongguang thought that he knew his little ancestor a little bit. Although the little ancestor had a bad temper, he still had a good attitude towards his own people. He would not take a gun and a stick just because of a random question. At most, he just ignored him. , This reaction is more like trying to hide something.
"Ah?" Ying Qiao felt a little aggrieved, "I didn't mean that."
However, no one present cared about his little emotions.
Jiang Zhushui reached out to take the fragments of the compass, his movements were very natural, "Is it dirty, and I picked up things randomly."
He carefully examined the fragments in his hands, but found nothing, but he still lowered the car window to completely crush the fragments, letting them float away with the wind.
This compass not only carried too much dirt, but also almost hurt the little devil, which really made him not like it.
Window parabolic is wrong!
Ying Qiao opened his mouth, but decided to shut up. He sighed, looked at the co-pilot's grandfather, then looked at His Highness the Demon King beside him, and Jiang Zhushui on the far side. He always felt that he shouldn't be sitting in the car. It should be under the car.If I had known him earlier, I would have volunteered to drive. The atmosphere behind was really weird.
When Ye Chen saw that the compass was destroyed by Jiang Zhushui, he just snorted coldly, anyway, he took out everything, if the container is broken, it will be broken.He leaned his body back with a lazy posture. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Yingqiao was playing with the little black box again, and subconsciously leaned his head there.
Speaking of which, when he was looking for Ye Chongguang before, he saw a lot of people looking at this little black box, looking at it while walking and eating, and he couldn't bear to let go of it for a moment, and he didn't know what good things were inside.
Ying Qiao's cell phone had run out of battery a long time ago, and now he got in the car and quickly connected to the power bank to renew his life. He always felt that the atmosphere in the car was weird, and now he felt more comfortable playing with his cell phone.
But soon he felt that something was wrong, why would someone breathe in my ear!Ying Qiao didn't dare to take a breath when he remembered who was sitting next to him, and raised his head stiffly.
"Keep scrolling down, didn't you say that the next video is to bathe it." Ye Chen was very dissatisfied when he saw that the video stopped.
In the small black box that glows in front of you is a long-haired kitten caught by the neck of fate by its owner. There is a washbasin filled with water in the bathtub not far in front, and a yellow duckling floats on the water. And at this moment, the little cat is holding the bathtub with a fierce face, unwilling to take a step closer!
He was only a little curious about the small box playing the video, the last time he woke up he had seen the TV.A TV is similar to a photo stone, it saves images for people to enjoy, but at that time the TV screen was black and white and not very clear, now not only the colors have become richer but also the clarity has improved a lot, Ye Chen can even be on this one Three points of panic, three points of collapse and four points of panic can be seen on the kitten's face.
It turns out that the small box is an upgraded portable TV. There are so many wonderful ideas for mortals to make fun of.Ye Chen thought to himself.
Ying Qiao subconsciously slid her fingers when she heard what the little ancestor said.The picture on the screen changed, the kitten had been placed in a washbasin full of water to receive a foam bath, its four legs fluttered miserably, a cat's face was full of horror, Ye Chen looked at it with gusto, almost admiring it The kitten was "sentenced".
This is a big V of cat movies that Ying Qiao follows. He shares the daily life of his four kittens. One number is updated daily and the other is updated weekly. It ranges from 5 minutes to 10 minutes, and most of the weekly long videos are short plot films of more than [-] minutes.The four little cats were well-groomed and looked very good. He had been trapped in a ghost village for the past few days and had no time to suck cats. Now that he had time, he quickly sucked cats.
Unexpectedly, even the little ancestor fell in love with Mao Mao's beauty!
"Actually, I've always wanted to raise a cat..." Ying Qiao tentatively asked.
"What are you doing raising that thing? You can see it if you look good at it. Take it home, feed it, shear it, and shovel shit." Ye Chen curled his lips, very disdainful, "It's the king, I'm Your Majesty?"
Ying Qiao: "..." This time, I can't keep cats at all.
Ying Qiao, who lost the opportunity to raise a cat, was depressed all the way, and when he got off the car, several old masters suspected that he had been sucked out of his energy.
After Ying Qiao finally explained to the elders that he just didn't have enough rest, he heard Daoist Zheng ask: "Where did your grandpa put that big baby you got?"
Ying Qiao was puzzled: "What baby?"
"Still pretending to be with your grandpa. Just a while ago when the Meteorological Bureau said that our Taoist sect made so much trouble, didn't your grandpa call everyone back." Zheng Daochang looked at you as a child, why are you so ignorant, " That thunder and rain, there must be a baby born."
baby?
Ying Qiao quietly glanced at the little ancestor who got out of the car, are you talking about a big baby who stands 1.8 meters in the southwest of me and looks disgusted at everything?
"Don't be so stingy like your grandpa, let grandpa take a look, you've been blamed for your family, right? Those old men from the Meteorological Bureau are hard to deal with." Zheng Daochang winked at Yingqiao, quite curious about the big baby.
Ying Qiao sighed, looking more tired, "I really don't know, you should ask my grandpa."
He didn't dare to talk nonsense about the devil king, let grandpa figure out a way for himself.
"Forget it, forget it," Daoist Zheng knew that Yingqiao would not be able to ask. He really wanted to know what that treasure was, but he really couldn't stand Ye Chongguang's talking too much.He gritted his teeth and walked towards Ye Chongguang with courage and momentum, but the closer he got to Ye Chongguang, the more he felt that he was retreating.
To be honest, if Lao Ye starts talking about it, it won't last for two hours. Does he really want to torture his ears for "insignificant" curiosity?
If it was really a rare treasure, Lao Ye would not have been able to steal the treasure for himself, and he would always take it out for a walk, so he didn't need to be so anxious.The balance in Zheng Daochang's heart gradually tilted, and he planned to turn around and run away, but he never expected that the very young man from the Ye family happened to look at him.
The "very good junior" refers to Ye Chen, he already knew that there was an old man standing behind the car, the old man was very jumpy before, but now he looked hesitant, he didn't know what he was struggling with.He glanced at the old man impatiently, and saw that he had creases similar to those of Ye Chongguang, so he raised his chin lightly, "Ye Chongguang, there is an old man looking for you over there."
According to the current average age of human beings, seven to eighty years old is indeed half of his body buried in the soil, so he can barely respect the old and love the young.
The author has something to say:
Ye Chen: You don't need to be praised for doing good deeds every day.
Daoist Zheng: ...Thank you?
"Amitabha, although the Yin Qi was dispelled by us, the car also stayed in the Yin Qi for a long time, and it is normal to be affected by it." The abbot said.
Daoist Zheng: "Then what should I do? Call for a car? In this wilderness, the car will take three hours at the earliest. If I have the time, I can fix the car myself!"
"Hey, just talk about not practicing fake moves, you can go straight to it." Kundao Liu surnamed seized the opportunity and stabbed Daoist Zheng, "See if you can't do it well."
How can the celestial masters know how to repair cars? When the old Taoists were about to recite a blessing spell on the car to make it start, Master Wang, who had a minimal sense of presence, raised his hand silently: "Well, I can repair cars."
For a moment, the eyes of all the celestial masters fell on Master Wang. Xu Yue's formation has been destroyed by Ying Qiao and Ye Feng. It is unknown what the formation is, but the bosses know that there is a living person in this place After guarding, you can roughly guess the function of the formation.
——Sacrifice.
Take human resentment and ghost anger as sacrifices to sacrifice to evil gods and seek shelter.Xu Yue's plan was very good. Back then, when he faked his death and faded out of the Taoist sect to survive, he didn't expect that it was also his own fake death, which made these simple ghost villagers lose their resentment, leaving only those disciples with evil desires. It must be that the evil god dislikes too few things and does not want to protect Xu Yue.
Moreover, it is not known whether there are evil gods in this world, and it is not known why Xu Yue, who has received an orthodox education in Taoism, believed in this crooked way.
"You...can you?" No wonder Daoist Zheng's tone was weird. Master Wang has been trapped in the formation for decades, and he is also blind. How can he repair a modern car?
"The village chief told me before that the people who strayed into this place before were all sent out by Master Wang. Some were influenced by Yin Qi, and some were really unlucky and their cars broke down." Ye Feng paused and said, "Because dozens of Over the years, Xiaohe Village has always had people entering by mistake, so the village head and Master Wang can also learn about the outside world through these people who have entered by mistake."
The car should be repairable.
"Yes, yes." Master Wang nodded.At the very beginning, all the villagers in the village were sober. Although he was trapped in that house, there were quite a lot of people talking. Unfortunately, the consciousness of the villagers became more and more chaotic as the days passed. In the end, only Lao Zhang and Lao Zhang were left. Wu.Lao Zhang is the village head, and Lao Wu is the secretary. People from outside can always bring new things, and the two of them buy these things in the village.In the past two years, even Lao Zhang and Lao Wu's consciousness is not very clear, and no one can talk to him.
Although Master Wang was blind, he knew where the problem was when he touched it with his hand. "It should be that some screws are loose due to the influence of Yin Qi. Just twist it and it will be fine."
When Ye Chen came back, he saw that the dying old man had successfully integrated into the Heavenly Master. He asked Ying Qiao, and found out that this old man really knew how to repair cars.
Ye Chen: "..." The head of the ghost village is not mistaken!
"You've been working on repairing the car for a long time?" Ye Chen raised his eyebrows and snorted lightly, "Wouldn't it be better for someone with luck to sit in the car when something like this happens?"
Jiang · Great Luck · Chasing Water: "..."
As soon as he said this, not to mention Ye Feng beside him, even the celestial masters in front fell silent. Yes, the car's failure to start has nothing to do with the screw at all. If the fire becomes weak, it is easy to be unlucky.But people with high luck are not afraid of this yin energy at all!
The eyes of the celestial masters fell on Jiang Zhushui, why did they ignore the ready-made great luck standing here?
"Oh," Ye Chen laughed mockingly again at this time, "I can't believe it, you are actually practicing feudal superstition."
All the celestial masters: "..."
With a few words, Ye Chen left a deep impression on the minds of these Xuanmen bosses, because when it comes to professionalism, the bosses are not very willing to reprimand the juniors for being impolite.
The bosses are also very wronged, not all celestial masters have yin and yang eyes and can see the golden light of Jiang Zhushui all the time!I forgot what a big deal it was!
After Ye Chen finished speaking, he sat lazily in the car. He was wearing a blue loose sports suit with short sleeves on the upper body and shorts on the lower body. It can expose the collarbone, and the blue is brighter, which makes the little devil's already fair complexion even whiter. With the red rope around the neck, it looks inexplicably a bit sexy.
"Hey, why did you pick up the compass?" Ying Qiao was surprised.
Ye Chen was playing with the fragments of the compass in his hand and glanced at Ying Qiao, "I still need to report to you when I do something?"
His words stingingly attracted Jiang Zhushui beside him and Ye Chongguang in front of him to look at him.Ye Chongguang thought that he knew his little ancestor a little bit. Although the little ancestor had a bad temper, he still had a good attitude towards his own people. He would not take a gun and a stick just because of a random question. At most, he just ignored him. , This reaction is more like trying to hide something.
"Ah?" Ying Qiao felt a little aggrieved, "I didn't mean that."
However, no one present cared about his little emotions.
Jiang Zhushui reached out to take the fragments of the compass, his movements were very natural, "Is it dirty, and I picked up things randomly."
He carefully examined the fragments in his hands, but found nothing, but he still lowered the car window to completely crush the fragments, letting them float away with the wind.
This compass not only carried too much dirt, but also almost hurt the little devil, which really made him not like it.
Window parabolic is wrong!
Ying Qiao opened his mouth, but decided to shut up. He sighed, looked at the co-pilot's grandfather, then looked at His Highness the Demon King beside him, and Jiang Zhushui on the far side. He always felt that he shouldn't be sitting in the car. It should be under the car.If I had known him earlier, I would have volunteered to drive. The atmosphere behind was really weird.
When Ye Chen saw that the compass was destroyed by Jiang Zhushui, he just snorted coldly, anyway, he took out everything, if the container is broken, it will be broken.He leaned his body back with a lazy posture. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Yingqiao was playing with the little black box again, and subconsciously leaned his head there.
Speaking of which, when he was looking for Ye Chongguang before, he saw a lot of people looking at this little black box, looking at it while walking and eating, and he couldn't bear to let go of it for a moment, and he didn't know what good things were inside.
Ying Qiao's cell phone had run out of battery a long time ago, and now he got in the car and quickly connected to the power bank to renew his life. He always felt that the atmosphere in the car was weird, and now he felt more comfortable playing with his cell phone.
But soon he felt that something was wrong, why would someone breathe in my ear!Ying Qiao didn't dare to take a breath when he remembered who was sitting next to him, and raised his head stiffly.
"Keep scrolling down, didn't you say that the next video is to bathe it." Ye Chen was very dissatisfied when he saw that the video stopped.
In the small black box that glows in front of you is a long-haired kitten caught by the neck of fate by its owner. There is a washbasin filled with water in the bathtub not far in front, and a yellow duckling floats on the water. And at this moment, the little cat is holding the bathtub with a fierce face, unwilling to take a step closer!
He was only a little curious about the small box playing the video, the last time he woke up he had seen the TV.A TV is similar to a photo stone, it saves images for people to enjoy, but at that time the TV screen was black and white and not very clear, now not only the colors have become richer but also the clarity has improved a lot, Ye Chen can even be on this one Three points of panic, three points of collapse and four points of panic can be seen on the kitten's face.
It turns out that the small box is an upgraded portable TV. There are so many wonderful ideas for mortals to make fun of.Ye Chen thought to himself.
Ying Qiao subconsciously slid her fingers when she heard what the little ancestor said.The picture on the screen changed, the kitten had been placed in a washbasin full of water to receive a foam bath, its four legs fluttered miserably, a cat's face was full of horror, Ye Chen looked at it with gusto, almost admiring it The kitten was "sentenced".
This is a big V of cat movies that Ying Qiao follows. He shares the daily life of his four kittens. One number is updated daily and the other is updated weekly. It ranges from 5 minutes to 10 minutes, and most of the weekly long videos are short plot films of more than [-] minutes.The four little cats were well-groomed and looked very good. He had been trapped in a ghost village for the past few days and had no time to suck cats. Now that he had time, he quickly sucked cats.
Unexpectedly, even the little ancestor fell in love with Mao Mao's beauty!
"Actually, I've always wanted to raise a cat..." Ying Qiao tentatively asked.
"What are you doing raising that thing? You can see it if you look good at it. Take it home, feed it, shear it, and shovel shit." Ye Chen curled his lips, very disdainful, "It's the king, I'm Your Majesty?"
Ying Qiao: "..." This time, I can't keep cats at all.
Ying Qiao, who lost the opportunity to raise a cat, was depressed all the way, and when he got off the car, several old masters suspected that he had been sucked out of his energy.
After Ying Qiao finally explained to the elders that he just didn't have enough rest, he heard Daoist Zheng ask: "Where did your grandpa put that big baby you got?"
Ying Qiao was puzzled: "What baby?"
"Still pretending to be with your grandpa. Just a while ago when the Meteorological Bureau said that our Taoist sect made so much trouble, didn't your grandpa call everyone back." Zheng Daochang looked at you as a child, why are you so ignorant, " That thunder and rain, there must be a baby born."
baby?
Ying Qiao quietly glanced at the little ancestor who got out of the car, are you talking about a big baby who stands 1.8 meters in the southwest of me and looks disgusted at everything?
"Don't be so stingy like your grandpa, let grandpa take a look, you've been blamed for your family, right? Those old men from the Meteorological Bureau are hard to deal with." Zheng Daochang winked at Yingqiao, quite curious about the big baby.
Ying Qiao sighed, looking more tired, "I really don't know, you should ask my grandpa."
He didn't dare to talk nonsense about the devil king, let grandpa figure out a way for himself.
"Forget it, forget it," Daoist Zheng knew that Yingqiao would not be able to ask. He really wanted to know what that treasure was, but he really couldn't stand Ye Chongguang's talking too much.He gritted his teeth and walked towards Ye Chongguang with courage and momentum, but the closer he got to Ye Chongguang, the more he felt that he was retreating.
To be honest, if Lao Ye starts talking about it, it won't last for two hours. Does he really want to torture his ears for "insignificant" curiosity?
If it was really a rare treasure, Lao Ye would not have been able to steal the treasure for himself, and he would always take it out for a walk, so he didn't need to be so anxious.The balance in Zheng Daochang's heart gradually tilted, and he planned to turn around and run away, but he never expected that the very young man from the Ye family happened to look at him.
The "very good junior" refers to Ye Chen, he already knew that there was an old man standing behind the car, the old man was very jumpy before, but now he looked hesitant, he didn't know what he was struggling with.He glanced at the old man impatiently, and saw that he had creases similar to those of Ye Chongguang, so he raised his chin lightly, "Ye Chongguang, there is an old man looking for you over there."
According to the current average age of human beings, seven to eighty years old is indeed half of his body buried in the soil, so he can barely respect the old and love the young.
The author has something to say:
Ye Chen: You don't need to be praised for doing good deeds every day.
Daoist Zheng: ...Thank you?
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