A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me
Chapter 020 The Earthly World [3 in 1] The Beijing Branch of the Underworld Special Office.
The masters were shocked and full of heartache!
Unexpectedly, my colleagues who have worked together for a long time are so picky that even a dollar of candy is reluctant to let the little demon who just woke up like a cub eat it!
"I can't afford candy, grandma has plenty here!" Liu Kundao rolled her eyes at Ye Chongguang fiercely, she walked to Ye Chen and stuffed all the candy in the small cloth pocket, and said softly, "He is reluctant to buy grandma for you, we don't care about him."
Ye Chongguang: "..."
Ye Chen blinked with a dazed expression, he looked down at the candy, and put the candy into his pocket very naturally.Not sure what's going on, but it's good to see.
Liu Kundao has a straightforward temper, and her mouth is unreasonable and unforgiving. She was annoyed by Ye Chongguang all the way, and she had nowhere to vent her breath. Seeing him treating the ignorant little demon harshly, she immediately arrested him Seize the opportunity to count on your hips.
"How old are you? Do you still need me to teach you such trivial things? These awakened goblins are like children with animal nature. They need to be guided well to avoid disasters. If he wants candy, you can give him candy." Even if you don't want to give it, you can't lie to him that you are poor, can you raise a child like you, if you can't raise it well, I will take it away, and I will take the little tree spirit too."
"Look, you misunderstood me again." Ye Chongguang shook his head, "A few days ago, I was recalling the bitterness and sweetness with him, recalling the past to shape the three views and strengthen the belief. How bitter were the days in the past? Sugar is something you can eat casually Well, life is so good now, you can’t thank our party, and don’t you have to start from scratch to teach something?”
Liu Kun said disdainfully: "Why don't you tell him about 5000 years?"
Ye Chongguang said sincerely: "To tell the truth, there is indeed such a plan."
Everyone: "..."
Liu Kundao couldn't help feeling stuck in his heart, but he didn't know how to refute Ye Chongguang, so he could only sneer, "Heh, you're the one who co-authored it."
"The education method is just different." Seeing that it could be considered coaxing, Ye Chongguang hurriedly gave Xiaozu a mobile phone, "Candy is not a rare thing, you can eat as much as you want, this is a mobile phone, Xiao Jiang, quickly take Xiao Chen Go back to the house and play, how tired you are standing."
He was still not at ease and said to Ye Chen: "Poor is a thing of the past, and now life is rich."
Ye Chen held the phone very disdainfully.Who are you kidding, the human beings outside are all living in high-rise buildings, Ye Chongguang still lives in this dilapidated courtyard, and there are more than [-] members of his family living together; other people go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, Ye Chongguang still lives I want to grow my own vegetables!
The little demon king who decided that Ye Chongguang was still a poor ghost was quite dissatisfied, but soon he put this matter behind him because he was obsessed with the little black box.
Ye Chen was obsessed with mobile phones at Ye's house, and the special department on the other side had already controlled Mr. Wang.
Xu Yue's name is a taboo in Taoism, plus it has something to do with the case 60 years ago, the person who came to interrogate Mr. Wang was a veteran cadre from the special department who had retired long ago, and there were many youths from Taoism with him Talented, the battle is really not small.
The young staff outside had never seen such a big scene, so they couldn't help but ask the leader beside them.
The leader took a sip of tea, and then slowly said: "In our business, ask less questions and watch your mouth more carefully. If you don't want to know, you don't need to know."
Xiao Zhang seemed to understand, and asked again: "Leader, is it a bit illegal for the masters to go in for interrogation alone? Don't our people need to go in and make a record? And the video equipment is not turned on, and there is no way to keep files. What if there is a dispute?"
Although the old leader used to be a member of the department, he is now a non-staff after all.
The leader took a look at this new subordinate who was said to be lacking in knowledge and quite straightforward.rule?The rules also say that feudal superstitions cannot be spread!Open your eyes and see if our department is a disciplined department?
In order not to frighten the new employee leader, he still swallowed the words in his throat, shook his head reservedly and did not speak.
The interrogation in the house seemed to be coming to an end. One of the young men dressed in elegant clothes came out of the interrogation room. He walked up to the leader and said, "Director Li, please contact the hospital and the funeral department. Then it's this time." The case should require you to adjust the file, and it is inconvenient for us to intervene in the specific situation, so let Mr. Zhao hand it over to you."
Teacher Zhao is the non-staff retired veteran cadre interrogated in the room.
Mr. Li expressed his understanding, and only asked after he was familiar with everything and contacted everything, "About how long?"
Sven man: "Ten hours."
What ten hours?Xiao Zhang was confused, he looked down at his watch, it was nine o'clock in the morning.The gentle man explained some more things and then left. He didn't dare to ask more questions and quietly followed Director Li and Mr. Zhao to study. He was so busy until seven o'clock in the evening that the phone rang in the bureau, and Xiao Zhang hurried to answer it.
Xiao Zhang: "Hello, here is a special one."
"Oh, hello, this is Jifu. The patient you arranged to enter the hospital in the morning, Mr. Wang Chuanhe, has passed away. Please hand over the record here."
Before Xiao Zhang could say another word, there was a "beep" hang-up sound from the phone, and he held the phone with blank eyes, "Land, hell?"Did I hear wrong?
Director Li: "Xiao Zhang, whose phone number is it?"
Xiao Zhang: "Ah...the doctor said that Mr. Wang Chuanhe passed away."
It must be that the doctor on the phone has a strong accent.
Li Ju rubbed his forehead: "I'm so busy that I forgot about important things."
He put down his work, put away his things, and drove Xiao Zhang to the hospital.
After the car was parked, Director Li took Xiao Zhang straight to the inpatient department, "There are three VIP wards in the inpatient department of the Second Hospital, which are reserved by our special department. Numbers [-], [-], and [-] are all on the top floor, and no one else can use them."
"Don't let others use it? It's not good." Xiao Zhang hesitated to speak, "Isn't the Second Hospital a public hospital?"
"Is your Chinese score not very good?" Li Ju handed Xiao Zhang a cigarette, "Smoking."
"Leader, I don't smoke, and it's not good to smoke in the hospital." Xiao Zhang said after evading, "The Chinese score is really not high, and the reading is very poor. I basically can't get points, and I can't do classical Chinese well."
"Yo, it really needs to be mended." Li Ju saw that the elevator had reached the top floor, and then lit the cigarette, "I just said 'can't use' not 'not allowed', young people should pay more attention to details .”
The elevator stops on the 80th floor and the door slowly opens. The goal is not the white walls and the nurses on call, but a line of big red characters that resemble the characteristics of the red light district in the [-]s of the last century——
Welcome to the Beijing Branch of the Prefectural Special Office!
Xiao Zhang: "???"
Ye Chen played with the little black box all night without sleep, and when the screen went black for unknown reasons and he couldn't turn it on, he reluctantly put the box down and went out.
There were already many people standing at the door waiting to meet the Demon King. Ye Chen glanced vaguely through the crowd and couldn't find Jiang Zhushui's figure, but saw the little tree spirit in new clothes.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
The little tree spirit sat on top of Ye Feng's head and waved his little hand excitedly at Ye Chen. Ye Feng was so stiff that he didn't dare to move. The next second, the little tree spirit jumped onto Ye Feng's shoulder flexibly, slid down his arm, and walked a little With short legs, he ran to Ye Chen's side.
Ye Chen frowned and picked up the little tree spirit: "It's so dirty."
The little tree spirit used spells to blow away the dirt on the soles of the shoes, and then sat on the king's shoulders as he wished, "Grandpa Chongguang said he would take us to the capital to play! Let's go, my lord."
Ye Chen: "Don't bark, you are more than 100 years older than him."
Human beings are so fragile, and their lifespan can be broken as soon as they are said. Ye Chongguang's Yangshou is only ten years old, and he will be folded if the little tree spirit screams a few times.
The little tree spirit clung to Ye Chen's ear and acted like a baby: "Your Majesty, why don't you go? I've never seen so many dragon veins in the capital, and that bright golden ball is going to the capital too. The king will follow him You can avoid the way of heaven."
Ye Chen had no interest in the capital at first, but he narrowed his eyes when he heard the little tree spirit say that Jin Guangqiu had gone to the capital.No need to ask, the golden light ball in the little tree spirit's mouth must be Jiang Zhushui.
However, Ye Chen still didn't see Jiang Zhushui when he got in the car. He finally found Jiang Zhushui when he got to "Flying Chicken Farm".
"Is this fat chicken edible?" the little tree spirit asked.
Ye Chen frowned: "Dead things are unpalatable."
"Then why do we wrap the chicken?" Little Shuling wrinkled his face in embarrassment as he looked at the super big "chicken" in front of him, "Should I lie to grandpa that this food is delicious? After all, it is grandpa. kindness of..."
But when I smell it, I feel that the taste is very bad, QAQ...
Jiang Zhushui laughed when he heard Ye Chen and Xiao Shuling's words, "It's not for you two to eat, it's a means of transportation to take us to the capital."
Transportation?Could it be a refined chicken?Ye Chen pondered.
The brain circuits of the little tree spirit and the devil king were highly overlapped, and he exclaimed: "Humans can already tame such a big chicken essence!"
Jiang Zhushui picked up the collar of the little tree spirit and threw it into Ye Feng's arms, then took Ye Chen's hand and took the little ancestor to board the plane, "It's not a chicken, it's something like an airship, it can carry a large number of people Arrived at the destination, faster than the previous car."
"Oh." Ye Chen understands, it's still human-like naming method, a flying boat is called an airship, a flying boat is called a spaceship, and an object that can fly and looks like a chicken is a flying chicken.
"Would you like some chocolate? It's sweet." Jiang Zhushui opened the big schoolbag beside him, took out a piece of chocolate and handed it to Ye Chen.
He also didn't expect that Ye Chen didn't even eat a piece of candy when he woke up last time, so he went to the supermarket to buy a big bag of snacks for Ye Chen before leaving.
"It's dark." Having experienced yesterday's lollipop incident, Ye Chen has already learned how to tear the packaging bag. He disliked the color of this lumpy object, but he took a small mouthful tentatively, "Hmm... the taste is not bad. Can."
Before the plane took off, Ye Chen held the snack packs and tasted one by one, and was quickly captured by a food called Latiao. The tip of the tongue exploded with spicy stimulation, but the aftertaste had a hint of sweetness, and the layering was very rich!
But there are not many spicy sticks, just two small packets, it is not enjoyable at all, so that the little devil who finished eating the spicy sticks showed a lack of interest in other snacks.
"Would you like to play Xiaoxiaole for a while?" Jiang Zhushui suggested.
After all, it was an overnight game, and Ye Chen still knew the name of the game, but he was even more wronged when he heard Jiang Zhushui say Xiaoxiaole: "It's broken, and it can't even light up."
Can't light up?It's because I ran out of battery after playing all night.
Jiang Zhushui took out his mobile phone, connected it to wifi, downloaded several popular video sites, registered and logged in, and when he was about to pass them over, he thought for a while and turned on the "teenager mode".
The video sites under the youth mode are much more refreshing than before. Basically, they are popular science or cute pet videos. There are sporadic scenery videos uploaded by official accounts, and the live broadcasts are only teaching live broadcasts.If the contemporary young people probably wouldn't even have the desire to open the software, but the little devil king who just woke up had never seen such a novelty, and was instantly attracted.
There is a miniaturized TV in front of him, and the young people in it are full of eloquence to introduce him to landscapes, historical sites, and after watching this, there will be another one; with delicious snacks in his hand, after eating this package, there will be another one.Isn't this happier than the emperor in the world?The little devil thought.
The plane gradually took off, and the scene on the ground turned into small black dots, replaced by beautiful clouds. Ye Chen glanced at the clouds from the corner of his eye and lay down on the window to look at them. He felt the speed of the flying chicken at this time, Slightly disgusted: "It's so slow."
Not as fast as he flies.
"However, mortals can use their own wisdom to fly into the blue sky, and the plane they create can not lose to the speed of Mahayana monks driving airships. It's really amazing." Ye Chen rarely had a word of praise in his mouth.
In fact, what surprised him even more was the speed of change in the mortal world. In just 60 years, how did those small houses with gray bricks and earthen tiles on the side of the road turn into high-rise buildings?The spirit of mortals is better, the food becomes more diverse, and there are more things to play.
And it seems that an agreement has been reached for the monsters to live in peace?Ye Chongguang said that he was a demon and none of the other celestial masters wanted to kill him.
He even wondered if he had slept for 600 years.
The scenery outside the window is the same cloud. Although the things in the black box are interesting, they somehow become less attractive after the snacks are eaten.Only then did Ye Chen look at Jiang Zhushui beside him, and he thought about grabbing Jiang Zhushui's hand.
Jiang Zhushui, who was typing on the keyboard, was forced to stop, and he turned his head to look at Ye Chen, with a coldness that hadn't faded away and a sense of indifference beyond the outside world in his eyes.
Ye Chen didn't think there was anything unusual about Jiang Zhushui's behavior, so he tilted his head and asked, "Are you using the body of a puppet now?"
Jiang Zhushui nodded after hesitating for a moment.
"Oh." Ye Chen let go of Jiang Zhushui, leaned on his chin and looked at the man, not knowing what to say.
Jiang Zhushui can always handle everything in an orderly manner, and if he can't even handle things that Jiang Zhushui can't handle, he can't help. Professionals do professional things, he is definitely not as professional as Jiang Zhushui, let alone someone Obviously he didn't want to tell him those things, even if he asked, he wouldn't get an answer.
Ye Chen puffed up his face, feeling a little unhappy all of a sudden, he stretched out his hand and pressed the "small black square", a row of garbled characters appeared on the screen, and the little devil who thought he had succeeded in making trouble felt comfortable.
Jiang Zhushui looked away from the computer screen and looked at Ye Chen. The little devil's thoughts were written on his face, and he never had to guess, "What do you want to ask?"
Ye Chen curled his lips, and pressed the small square hard again, "It's not like I asked you to tell me."
Jiang Zhushui grabbed Ye Chen's rebellious paw and said with a smile, "It can be exchanged."
Exchanging questions and exchanging answers is a game that the two of them used to play.Ye Chen's eyes lit up, "Then I want to know when you came to the world!"
Jiang Zhushui didn't answer but asked, "What was in the compass before that you took away?"
Ye Chen was slightly stunned, and immediately withdrew his hand after recovering, very dissatisfied: "You can't afford it."
Shouldn't this game ask him what he likes to eat and what he likes to play!How can you ask his little secret!
It is quite difficult to coax the little devil king when he is angry, not to mention the video game snacks, even Jiang Zhushui honestly told that the time of his entry into the world was the same as the day the little devil king woke up, and he couldn't coax the little ancestor well.
So when the plane landed, Yingqiao came to meet his own demon king, only to see an empty seat, "Where is your king?"
And the little tree spirit on the top of Yingqiao was even more puzzled, it clearly felt that the king was here at the golden ball, why couldn't he see the king?
Jiang Zhushui was silent for a moment, shook the bag of potato chips in his hand, and poured out a small person the size of a palm.
The little tree spirit exclaimed: "My lord!"
Ye Chen lay in Jiang Zhushui's palm with his eyes closed, and he just turned over when he heard the sound.
"Wow!" The little tree spirit held his face, and the little leaves on his head stood up in surprise, "The king is as old as me~"
The king is so cute!
Grandma Liu, who came to pick up the plane, was instantly attracted to the shrunken Ye Chen, and fed Ye Chen a lot of candy.
Grandma Liu: "It's really amazing that Xiaochen can become smaller, but you can't become smaller outside, it will cause trouble for grandma. If you live in the human world, you must abide by the rules of the human world, otherwise you will be arrested and punished Yes, I will never eat delicious candies again."
Liu Kundao completely coaxed Ye Chen to be a child, and Ye Chen obediently hugged the lollipop with a harmless appearance, making the eyes of other Ye family members who knew the identity of the little devil very inexplicable.
So the Patriarch was just scaring us before?
Fortunately, they chartered a special passage when they left, otherwise tomorrow's headlines would be that human beings have developed a talking humanoid artificial intelligence pet.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and get in the car, I have already contacted the school, and it happened that Bai Ze was also showing him what kind of species Xiaochen was."
Ye Chen put down the candy, with a puzzled expression: "Go to school?"
Grandma Liu: "Yes, to learn the common sense of human beings, every goblin must learn it. There are many friends in the school, and Xiao Shuling and Xiao Chen need to learn together."
The little tree spirit panicked: "I, do I want to study too? But I only know how to bloom... illiterate."
Ye Chen straightened his chest, raised his chin slightly, and looked a little proud.I can read!
"If you should go to work, if you should go to school, I will take them both to the Demon Control Bureau." Ye Chongguang waved to the other Ye family members.
Before the little ancestor woke up, he called back all the Ye family members, and now that there is nothing wrong, he sent the children away again.The Ye family made their fortune in Haicheng, and their ancestral home is also in Haicheng, but most of the Ye family are actually employed in the capital, and their occupations are not limited to celestial masters.
According to Ye Chongguang's words, it means that you can't just put your eggs in one basket. If you have a stable job, you can retire painlessly after catching ghosts, getting injured and disabled.
Thoughts can be said to be quite simple.
Seeing that grandpa was about to leave Yingqiao, he hurriedly asked, "Hey, grandpa, grandpa, where are you going to live at night? I'll ask my mother to tidy up your house?"
In fact, what he mainly wanted to ask was where the little ancestor would live. His grandfather's house was always cleaned up and ready to move in at any time, but the little devil's residence was not taken care of in advance.
Before Ye Chongguang could speak, Jiang Zhushui said, "Ye Chen lives in my place."
The old man looked at the palm-sized little ancestor, and when he saw that he didn't refuse, he nodded in agreement.
The roads in the capital are not divided into rich and poor, no matter your luck is good or bad, all of them are treated equally, and the traffic jam will be over, and it may not be able to move forward a few meters in half an hour to catch up with the morning and evening peaks.
Ye Chen played parkour with the little tree spirit for a long time in the car, and he didn't see any changes in the surrounding scenes. This four-wheeled bike is not as fast as the two-wheeled bikes that other people ride.
Being idle in the car is also idle. Grandma Liu simply taught the little tree spirit to read. Although the little tree spirit cannot read, it is still possible to follow along. "Second People's Hospital of City B."
"Hey, yes, this is the hospital, as long as you get sick and injured here." Grandma Liu rewarded the little tree spirit with a candy.
The little tree spirit solemnly accepted the candy and put it in his pocket, preparing to present it all to the king in a while!
Ye Chen also looked over and found that the word lacked arms and legs. Although he could guess the meaning of the word, he didn't think it was a serious word no matter how he looked at it.
The little tree spirit patted Xiao Doudou and said in a childlike voice, "This clinic is really big."
It's taller than my previous body.
Ye Chen stood on the back of the chair and looked at the hospital.Hmph, it's about the same size, much smaller than his magic palace, and the top floor of this hospital is full of ghosts, so it doesn't look like a serious hospital at first glance.
At the same time, the underworld office on the top floor of the Second Court trembled for an inexplicable moment. Judge Wei, who was writing the verdict, lost his judge's pen.
There was no sound in the surroundings, only the drowsy ghost messenger was startled by his boss's wild actions.
"Cough, it looks like an ordinary earthquake. It's all right." Judge Wei didn't feel embarrassed, and sat down very naturally.He dropped the pen and didn't bother to pick it up, so he simply turned on the computer and tapped the keyboard twice, and then said to the human in front of him, "Okay, everything is registered, here is the receipt receipt, please go down the elevator on the left and press the button on the first floor." I can go out."
"Computers are used in the underworld." Xiao Zhang, who lacked a clue, didn't react very quickly, and spoke slowly.
"Advance with the times. Your world only manages billions of people. My underworld is in charge of hundreds of billions of souls. Humans, animals, plants, and trees all have souls. If this is recorded by ghost power, thousands of ghosts like us will have souls." I'm afraid I'm going to die of exhaustion." Judge Wei said casually.
Xiao Zhang nodded, "Yes."
Judge Wei immediately collapsed on the chair after sending Xiao Zhang away, waved his hand to summon the pen that had just dropped on the ground, and let it insert it back into the pen holder by itself, "The most annoying thing is dealing with human beings, it's exhausting."
The subordinate said: "Although the human being lacks a trick, it doesn't look too stupid."
Judge Wei: "He is smarter than you. As for the 985 college students, you won't be able to pass the exam in 200 years."
The subordinate wanted to refute, but then thought that he couldn't even solve the linear equation in two variables, so he could only let out a long sigh.
"What he lacks is a passion. According to what we used to say, he was a natural ascetic. According to today's words, he has a low EQ. To put it nicely, he is straightforward, and to put it bluntly, he is called a winkless fool with high IQ and low energy. Anyway There are [-] answers to a question in the mouths of human beings." Judge Wei put his legs on the desk in a chic posture, full of ruffian.
The subordinate estimated that his leader would start to recall the past in two seconds, so he hurriedly asked, "Boss, do you want to report the shock just now?"
"It's still a question, it must be reported!" Judge Wei said with a serious face, "Special treatment during special times, in another dozen or 20 years, the grandson of the gods will surely die, we can't fall short because of negligence! "
Subordinate: "Why don't you send some more people over here? I feel that the capital is not peaceful recently, and what happened to Xu Yue..."
Judge Wei interrupted him: "Manpower can be adjusted, so don't meddle in things. There is a saying in the world, 'Sweep the snow in front of your own door, don't care about the frost on others' roofs', do you know what it means?"
The subordinate shook his head, expressing that his learning progress in human analysis was not that impressive.
"The meaning of this sentence is to say, stay out of your own business and live longer!"
Demon Management Bureau, full name Goblin Management Bureau, aims to peaceful coexistence of humans and demons to create a better tomorrow. The current agent of the human side is Liu Tianshi, one of the five great celestial masters, a master of astrology and luck, and the agent of the demon side Man is the auspicious beast Bai Ze.
Yes, although the name is the Demon Management Bureau, it manages more than just demons, so the Demon Management Bureau has another name called "Non-Human Management Association". Or fierce beasts and ghosts, every non-human who wants to play in the human world must graduate from the "compulsory education basic class" before entering the human world.
Early in the morning, Bai Ze received a message from Liu Tianshi, saying that two new goblins were born, and that they were going to be enrolled in school so that they could live in the human world.
"Just now Tianshi Liu told me that the two new little goblins are very docile, and one of them is a spirit born of mahogany, which makes people calm and feel good." Bai Ze touched the shell of the turtle in front of him, "I met a good boy these days. It's not easy for a child, why are you not excited at all, Xuan Wu!"
Xuanwu moved his front legs, expressing that he was already very excited, and asked Bai Ze not to force him into trouble.
Bai Ze's relaxed and happy mood came to an abrupt end after seeing Ye Chen, his body and expression became stiff, and Xuan Wu's head retracted into the shell at an incredible speed.
Mom, it's a bear boy!
Bai Ze still had a faint expectation in his heart, he turned his head to look at Tianshi Liu: "This is..."
"The little monster that Lao Ye picked up, and this little tree spirit." Grandma Liu held up the two doll-like dolls and showed them to Bai Ze showing off, "Aren't they cute and good-looking!"
The little monster you picked up?Cute and well-behaved?
Didn't he know that the Ye family is the private property of this devil king?
The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched, once again he felt that knowing everything was really not a good thing.
Liu Tianshi said again: "Look at when you can enroll, so that I can prepare the monster certificate and ID card, as well as Xiaochen's race, please take a look."
Race……
Bai Ze looked at Ye Chen, only to see that the latter narrowed his eyes slightly and raised his chin slightly, his expression said "what should be said and what should not be said, don't let me teach you" arrogant, and his posture was quite haughty.
The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched: "...races are also plants that transform into spirits."
It wouldn't be a lie to say that.
"Wow, no wonder you two are so close." Grandma Liu smiled.
"The two little babies will be handed over to Mr. Bai Ze first, and I will pick them up in two days." Liu Tianshi put the two little babies into Bai Ze's arms, then bent down and pinched the little tree spirit's cheeks, " You have to study hard in the remedial class, and grandma will treat you two to candy after graduation."
Watching Ye Chongguang and Grandma Liu go away, Ye Chen revealed his true colors. He climbed up to the top of Bai Ze's head in twos and threes, and patted Bai Ze's head arrogantly, a white and flawless animal horn slowly appeared, "Little Bai Ze , life is tough enough to escape two orthodox collapses."
Bai Ze gave a dry laugh, and wanted to take back the horn, but the little devil was playing a game of pulling out radishes, holding on to the horn, "Ancestor, don't make trouble with me, I have to enroll you in school."
It is true that Bai Ze is an ancient divine beast, blessed by heaven and earth, but the premise of blessing is that the sky above his head is still the one that is willing to take care of him.Tens of thousands of years ago, the world was in turmoil, and the old way of heaven went from prosperity to decline, and was finally replaced. The new way of heaven was more strict than the old way of heaven. They believed that these ancient auspicious beasts should not exist in the world, so they were trapped in the dark world. In the small world, use their cultivation and strength to support the small world.Later, the little devil above his head found the small world that trapped them with great playfulness, and released them.
The little devil is a benefactor to them.
However, not long after they were released, the orthodoxy collapsed again, and the new heavenly way was vigorous and resolute, and when it was about to dissipate, it began to rain down thunder with the intention of obliterating all the existence of Taoism.The monsters bear the brunt of it, and then the ascetics, but what others don't know is that these auspicious beasts are also having a hard time.
"You're all fine, and my little unicorn, little Suzaku, and little fox are sure to be fine too." Ye Chen finally mercifully let go of Bai Ze's horn, "Then, did you protect my phoenix egg well?" ah."
Bai Ze has a good brain, but his force value is too low. He is fine, and other beasts are even more unlikely to have accidents.
There were many people at the gate of the Demon Control Bureau, and Bai Ze hurried back to the office with his little ancestor on his head. Hearing this, he felt very guilty: "The two little phoenixes broke their shells a while ago, maybe they stayed in the Demon Realm while making eggs." It's been too long, and once the shell broke, it became a demon bird. After the phoenix became a demon, Jieqiu sensed them and wanted to drive them out. Without them, it exploded."
The boundary ball is a small world specially created by Ye Chen to raise these "ancient little pets". I don't know where this little ancestor found the primordial purple energy to make the boundary ball. Although the primordial purple energy is pitiful, But in the end it was the most suitable place for Bai Ze and the others to live in.
It was also because the world ball exploded that they were able to enter the human world, and found that Tiandao's control over the human world is much weaker now, and they are unable to chase them down anymore.
After all, the boundary ball is the residence and gift prepared by the little devil for them, now that there is no scum left from the bombing, Bai Ze feels a little embarrassed.
"A while ago? How long was that?" Ye Chen didn't care about a broken ball at all.
Bai Ze pondered for a moment and said, "Sixty years?"
The little tree spirit exclaimed: "That was also called some time ago! It's been a long time!"
Bai Ze, who has lived for tens of thousands of years, obviously has a very different concept of time from ordinary people.
Ye Chen jumped to the ground and changed back to his normal figure, with an unhappy tone: "Where are they now?"
60 years is indeed not a long time, but it is impossible for Bai Ze to let the two cubs, Phoenix, mess around outside.
"After leaving the bounds, Qilin and I caught Little Phoenix back, but they insisted that they smelled your breath and argued to see you. At first we could control him, but then he ran away. Now we should It's in Shangxiana of Qingliu." Bai Ze answered honestly.
River chasing water?Ye Chen frowned, he remembered that Jiang Zhushui raised two phoenixes to make new clothes for him.
Hmph, it turned out that he stole my phoenix!
Ye Chen, who thought he had caught Jiang Zhushui's braid, turned around and was about to leave, Bai Ze hurriedly stopped the little ancestor: "Class is about to start, you have to graduate."
Ye Chen looked puzzled: "Aren't you in charge here?"
Bai Ze nodded.
"Then you can just send me your graduation certificate." Ye Chen was confident.
Bai Ze: "..." You have a good understanding of the relationship process in the human world.
Bai Ze was persuasive: "If you want to live in human society, you must understand the basic rules of the current society, how to use some facilities, and the channels to obtain effective information..."
Ye Chen's whole body was filled with reluctance, he folded his arms and listened to Bai Ze's chanting for a while, and interrupted impatiently, "Why are there so many things?"
Suddenly there was an abnormal sound in the empty and quiet corridor, the overhead chandelier shook slightly, and a huge sharp claw suddenly appeared at the corner, and from the shadow, it could be seen that the owner of the claw was a terrifying giant!
Ye Chen sat cross-legged on Xuanwu, holding his chin and complaining: "Can't you walk faster."
Xuanwu said slowly, "It's...very soon."
Xuanwu took a step and rested for a while, and it took almost 10 minutes to finally pass the corner. Even the little tree spirit thought it was too slow, "My lord, why don't we walk by ourselves."
Ye Chen raised the end of his eyes lightly: "Are you carrying a book?"
The little tree spirit looked down at his body, which was less than twenty centimeters long, and at the two stacks of books more than half a meter high on the turtle shell.
I'm only this old, so I'm sure I can't carry it, and my king can't do the hard work of carrying books!
It shook its head quickly: "No, no, let's go slowly."
A small corridor made Xuanwu walk out of the vicissitudes of two centuries. When he reached the destination, Ye Chen immediately jumped off the turtle shell, and Xuanwu also shrunk down. With two stacks of books on his head, he pushed the door of the classroom open.
The classroom is messy but strangely divided into three areas. The first area is the largest, with a few monsters maintaining human shapes fighting together in the most primitive way. Books and confetti are flying all over the sky, highlighting the mess to the fullest. The second area is taken over by a good-looking androgynous beauty looking in the mirror, and the last area is... filled with cannibals.
Xuanwu was not surprised, and slowly crawled into the room and put the books away, his body shrunk, and his body and head shrank into the turtle shell.
Ye Chen followed Xuanwu into the house, his eyes swept across the room, and then fell on the big beauty looking in the mirror. The little devil squinted his eyes and walked straight towards the big beauty, but halfway they were beaten together by a group The monster blocked the way.
It is not right to say that they are fighting in groups. Judging from the battle situation, it is clear that one of the fierce-looking teenagers beat the others unilaterally.
Ye Chen clicked his tongue to express his dissatisfaction, and slightly moved his fingertips to attack the fighting group.
Yazi was having fun beating, suddenly felt his body became heavy, and then he was forced to lie down on the ground with a "baji", and the other monsters who were beaten could not move.
Seeing that the group finally calmed down, Ye Chen gracefully stepped on Yazi and walked to the big beauty, "Nine Tails."
"I told you to call me Tu Shansi, the one who has no winks..." The big beauty put down the mirror angrily, and wanted to reprimand him in a strange way, but when she raised her eyes, she saw Ye Chen's face, and the anger on his face faded instantly , His brows and eyes lit up, "My lord~~"
He pushed away the obstructing table, and made a gesture to pounce on Ye Chen, but he was frozen in the next moment.
Ye Chen's expression remained unchanged, his eyebrows raised lightly: "Change back."
It's only been a long time since I left the king, and I don't understand any rules.
Tu Shansi: "..."
The corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, that pretty face showed a bit of displeasure, and then turned into a prototype aggrieved - a petite and lovely pure white fox with nine big white fluffy tails behind it!
The fox pounced on Ye Chen, and this time he finally got into Ye Chen's arms as he wished. The little devil rua rubbed rua's big tail and smiled with satisfaction.
Hmph, what's so good about raising a stupid cat who wants him to serve him? This kind of Nine-Tails who can bathe and eat by itself, and can take care of his daily life when necessary, is the fluffy cat that this king wants to raise!
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Tu Shansi: Am I beautiful?
Ye Chen: Things that don't wink, change back.
Tu Shansi: Woooooo! !
Thank you little angels for your support, bobo one by one.
Unexpectedly, my colleagues who have worked together for a long time are so picky that even a dollar of candy is reluctant to let the little demon who just woke up like a cub eat it!
"I can't afford candy, grandma has plenty here!" Liu Kundao rolled her eyes at Ye Chongguang fiercely, she walked to Ye Chen and stuffed all the candy in the small cloth pocket, and said softly, "He is reluctant to buy grandma for you, we don't care about him."
Ye Chongguang: "..."
Ye Chen blinked with a dazed expression, he looked down at the candy, and put the candy into his pocket very naturally.Not sure what's going on, but it's good to see.
Liu Kundao has a straightforward temper, and her mouth is unreasonable and unforgiving. She was annoyed by Ye Chongguang all the way, and she had nowhere to vent her breath. Seeing him treating the ignorant little demon harshly, she immediately arrested him Seize the opportunity to count on your hips.
"How old are you? Do you still need me to teach you such trivial things? These awakened goblins are like children with animal nature. They need to be guided well to avoid disasters. If he wants candy, you can give him candy." Even if you don't want to give it, you can't lie to him that you are poor, can you raise a child like you, if you can't raise it well, I will take it away, and I will take the little tree spirit too."
"Look, you misunderstood me again." Ye Chongguang shook his head, "A few days ago, I was recalling the bitterness and sweetness with him, recalling the past to shape the three views and strengthen the belief. How bitter were the days in the past? Sugar is something you can eat casually Well, life is so good now, you can’t thank our party, and don’t you have to start from scratch to teach something?”
Liu Kun said disdainfully: "Why don't you tell him about 5000 years?"
Ye Chongguang said sincerely: "To tell the truth, there is indeed such a plan."
Everyone: "..."
Liu Kundao couldn't help feeling stuck in his heart, but he didn't know how to refute Ye Chongguang, so he could only sneer, "Heh, you're the one who co-authored it."
"The education method is just different." Seeing that it could be considered coaxing, Ye Chongguang hurriedly gave Xiaozu a mobile phone, "Candy is not a rare thing, you can eat as much as you want, this is a mobile phone, Xiao Jiang, quickly take Xiao Chen Go back to the house and play, how tired you are standing."
He was still not at ease and said to Ye Chen: "Poor is a thing of the past, and now life is rich."
Ye Chen held the phone very disdainfully.Who are you kidding, the human beings outside are all living in high-rise buildings, Ye Chongguang still lives in this dilapidated courtyard, and there are more than [-] members of his family living together; other people go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, Ye Chongguang still lives I want to grow my own vegetables!
The little demon king who decided that Ye Chongguang was still a poor ghost was quite dissatisfied, but soon he put this matter behind him because he was obsessed with the little black box.
Ye Chen was obsessed with mobile phones at Ye's house, and the special department on the other side had already controlled Mr. Wang.
Xu Yue's name is a taboo in Taoism, plus it has something to do with the case 60 years ago, the person who came to interrogate Mr. Wang was a veteran cadre from the special department who had retired long ago, and there were many youths from Taoism with him Talented, the battle is really not small.
The young staff outside had never seen such a big scene, so they couldn't help but ask the leader beside them.
The leader took a sip of tea, and then slowly said: "In our business, ask less questions and watch your mouth more carefully. If you don't want to know, you don't need to know."
Xiao Zhang seemed to understand, and asked again: "Leader, is it a bit illegal for the masters to go in for interrogation alone? Don't our people need to go in and make a record? And the video equipment is not turned on, and there is no way to keep files. What if there is a dispute?"
Although the old leader used to be a member of the department, he is now a non-staff after all.
The leader took a look at this new subordinate who was said to be lacking in knowledge and quite straightforward.rule?The rules also say that feudal superstitions cannot be spread!Open your eyes and see if our department is a disciplined department?
In order not to frighten the new employee leader, he still swallowed the words in his throat, shook his head reservedly and did not speak.
The interrogation in the house seemed to be coming to an end. One of the young men dressed in elegant clothes came out of the interrogation room. He walked up to the leader and said, "Director Li, please contact the hospital and the funeral department. Then it's this time." The case should require you to adjust the file, and it is inconvenient for us to intervene in the specific situation, so let Mr. Zhao hand it over to you."
Teacher Zhao is the non-staff retired veteran cadre interrogated in the room.
Mr. Li expressed his understanding, and only asked after he was familiar with everything and contacted everything, "About how long?"
Sven man: "Ten hours."
What ten hours?Xiao Zhang was confused, he looked down at his watch, it was nine o'clock in the morning.The gentle man explained some more things and then left. He didn't dare to ask more questions and quietly followed Director Li and Mr. Zhao to study. He was so busy until seven o'clock in the evening that the phone rang in the bureau, and Xiao Zhang hurried to answer it.
Xiao Zhang: "Hello, here is a special one."
"Oh, hello, this is Jifu. The patient you arranged to enter the hospital in the morning, Mr. Wang Chuanhe, has passed away. Please hand over the record here."
Before Xiao Zhang could say another word, there was a "beep" hang-up sound from the phone, and he held the phone with blank eyes, "Land, hell?"Did I hear wrong?
Director Li: "Xiao Zhang, whose phone number is it?"
Xiao Zhang: "Ah...the doctor said that Mr. Wang Chuanhe passed away."
It must be that the doctor on the phone has a strong accent.
Li Ju rubbed his forehead: "I'm so busy that I forgot about important things."
He put down his work, put away his things, and drove Xiao Zhang to the hospital.
After the car was parked, Director Li took Xiao Zhang straight to the inpatient department, "There are three VIP wards in the inpatient department of the Second Hospital, which are reserved by our special department. Numbers [-], [-], and [-] are all on the top floor, and no one else can use them."
"Don't let others use it? It's not good." Xiao Zhang hesitated to speak, "Isn't the Second Hospital a public hospital?"
"Is your Chinese score not very good?" Li Ju handed Xiao Zhang a cigarette, "Smoking."
"Leader, I don't smoke, and it's not good to smoke in the hospital." Xiao Zhang said after evading, "The Chinese score is really not high, and the reading is very poor. I basically can't get points, and I can't do classical Chinese well."
"Yo, it really needs to be mended." Li Ju saw that the elevator had reached the top floor, and then lit the cigarette, "I just said 'can't use' not 'not allowed', young people should pay more attention to details .”
The elevator stops on the 80th floor and the door slowly opens. The goal is not the white walls and the nurses on call, but a line of big red characters that resemble the characteristics of the red light district in the [-]s of the last century——
Welcome to the Beijing Branch of the Prefectural Special Office!
Xiao Zhang: "???"
Ye Chen played with the little black box all night without sleep, and when the screen went black for unknown reasons and he couldn't turn it on, he reluctantly put the box down and went out.
There were already many people standing at the door waiting to meet the Demon King. Ye Chen glanced vaguely through the crowd and couldn't find Jiang Zhushui's figure, but saw the little tree spirit in new clothes.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
The little tree spirit sat on top of Ye Feng's head and waved his little hand excitedly at Ye Chen. Ye Feng was so stiff that he didn't dare to move. The next second, the little tree spirit jumped onto Ye Feng's shoulder flexibly, slid down his arm, and walked a little With short legs, he ran to Ye Chen's side.
Ye Chen frowned and picked up the little tree spirit: "It's so dirty."
The little tree spirit used spells to blow away the dirt on the soles of the shoes, and then sat on the king's shoulders as he wished, "Grandpa Chongguang said he would take us to the capital to play! Let's go, my lord."
Ye Chen: "Don't bark, you are more than 100 years older than him."
Human beings are so fragile, and their lifespan can be broken as soon as they are said. Ye Chongguang's Yangshou is only ten years old, and he will be folded if the little tree spirit screams a few times.
The little tree spirit clung to Ye Chen's ear and acted like a baby: "Your Majesty, why don't you go? I've never seen so many dragon veins in the capital, and that bright golden ball is going to the capital too. The king will follow him You can avoid the way of heaven."
Ye Chen had no interest in the capital at first, but he narrowed his eyes when he heard the little tree spirit say that Jin Guangqiu had gone to the capital.No need to ask, the golden light ball in the little tree spirit's mouth must be Jiang Zhushui.
However, Ye Chen still didn't see Jiang Zhushui when he got in the car. He finally found Jiang Zhushui when he got to "Flying Chicken Farm".
"Is this fat chicken edible?" the little tree spirit asked.
Ye Chen frowned: "Dead things are unpalatable."
"Then why do we wrap the chicken?" Little Shuling wrinkled his face in embarrassment as he looked at the super big "chicken" in front of him, "Should I lie to grandpa that this food is delicious? After all, it is grandpa. kindness of..."
But when I smell it, I feel that the taste is very bad, QAQ...
Jiang Zhushui laughed when he heard Ye Chen and Xiao Shuling's words, "It's not for you two to eat, it's a means of transportation to take us to the capital."
Transportation?Could it be a refined chicken?Ye Chen pondered.
The brain circuits of the little tree spirit and the devil king were highly overlapped, and he exclaimed: "Humans can already tame such a big chicken essence!"
Jiang Zhushui picked up the collar of the little tree spirit and threw it into Ye Feng's arms, then took Ye Chen's hand and took the little ancestor to board the plane, "It's not a chicken, it's something like an airship, it can carry a large number of people Arrived at the destination, faster than the previous car."
"Oh." Ye Chen understands, it's still human-like naming method, a flying boat is called an airship, a flying boat is called a spaceship, and an object that can fly and looks like a chicken is a flying chicken.
"Would you like some chocolate? It's sweet." Jiang Zhushui opened the big schoolbag beside him, took out a piece of chocolate and handed it to Ye Chen.
He also didn't expect that Ye Chen didn't even eat a piece of candy when he woke up last time, so he went to the supermarket to buy a big bag of snacks for Ye Chen before leaving.
"It's dark." Having experienced yesterday's lollipop incident, Ye Chen has already learned how to tear the packaging bag. He disliked the color of this lumpy object, but he took a small mouthful tentatively, "Hmm... the taste is not bad. Can."
Before the plane took off, Ye Chen held the snack packs and tasted one by one, and was quickly captured by a food called Latiao. The tip of the tongue exploded with spicy stimulation, but the aftertaste had a hint of sweetness, and the layering was very rich!
But there are not many spicy sticks, just two small packets, it is not enjoyable at all, so that the little devil who finished eating the spicy sticks showed a lack of interest in other snacks.
"Would you like to play Xiaoxiaole for a while?" Jiang Zhushui suggested.
After all, it was an overnight game, and Ye Chen still knew the name of the game, but he was even more wronged when he heard Jiang Zhushui say Xiaoxiaole: "It's broken, and it can't even light up."
Can't light up?It's because I ran out of battery after playing all night.
Jiang Zhushui took out his mobile phone, connected it to wifi, downloaded several popular video sites, registered and logged in, and when he was about to pass them over, he thought for a while and turned on the "teenager mode".
The video sites under the youth mode are much more refreshing than before. Basically, they are popular science or cute pet videos. There are sporadic scenery videos uploaded by official accounts, and the live broadcasts are only teaching live broadcasts.If the contemporary young people probably wouldn't even have the desire to open the software, but the little devil king who just woke up had never seen such a novelty, and was instantly attracted.
There is a miniaturized TV in front of him, and the young people in it are full of eloquence to introduce him to landscapes, historical sites, and after watching this, there will be another one; with delicious snacks in his hand, after eating this package, there will be another one.Isn't this happier than the emperor in the world?The little devil thought.
The plane gradually took off, and the scene on the ground turned into small black dots, replaced by beautiful clouds. Ye Chen glanced at the clouds from the corner of his eye and lay down on the window to look at them. He felt the speed of the flying chicken at this time, Slightly disgusted: "It's so slow."
Not as fast as he flies.
"However, mortals can use their own wisdom to fly into the blue sky, and the plane they create can not lose to the speed of Mahayana monks driving airships. It's really amazing." Ye Chen rarely had a word of praise in his mouth.
In fact, what surprised him even more was the speed of change in the mortal world. In just 60 years, how did those small houses with gray bricks and earthen tiles on the side of the road turn into high-rise buildings?The spirit of mortals is better, the food becomes more diverse, and there are more things to play.
And it seems that an agreement has been reached for the monsters to live in peace?Ye Chongguang said that he was a demon and none of the other celestial masters wanted to kill him.
He even wondered if he had slept for 600 years.
The scenery outside the window is the same cloud. Although the things in the black box are interesting, they somehow become less attractive after the snacks are eaten.Only then did Ye Chen look at Jiang Zhushui beside him, and he thought about grabbing Jiang Zhushui's hand.
Jiang Zhushui, who was typing on the keyboard, was forced to stop, and he turned his head to look at Ye Chen, with a coldness that hadn't faded away and a sense of indifference beyond the outside world in his eyes.
Ye Chen didn't think there was anything unusual about Jiang Zhushui's behavior, so he tilted his head and asked, "Are you using the body of a puppet now?"
Jiang Zhushui nodded after hesitating for a moment.
"Oh." Ye Chen let go of Jiang Zhushui, leaned on his chin and looked at the man, not knowing what to say.
Jiang Zhushui can always handle everything in an orderly manner, and if he can't even handle things that Jiang Zhushui can't handle, he can't help. Professionals do professional things, he is definitely not as professional as Jiang Zhushui, let alone someone Obviously he didn't want to tell him those things, even if he asked, he wouldn't get an answer.
Ye Chen puffed up his face, feeling a little unhappy all of a sudden, he stretched out his hand and pressed the "small black square", a row of garbled characters appeared on the screen, and the little devil who thought he had succeeded in making trouble felt comfortable.
Jiang Zhushui looked away from the computer screen and looked at Ye Chen. The little devil's thoughts were written on his face, and he never had to guess, "What do you want to ask?"
Ye Chen curled his lips, and pressed the small square hard again, "It's not like I asked you to tell me."
Jiang Zhushui grabbed Ye Chen's rebellious paw and said with a smile, "It can be exchanged."
Exchanging questions and exchanging answers is a game that the two of them used to play.Ye Chen's eyes lit up, "Then I want to know when you came to the world!"
Jiang Zhushui didn't answer but asked, "What was in the compass before that you took away?"
Ye Chen was slightly stunned, and immediately withdrew his hand after recovering, very dissatisfied: "You can't afford it."
Shouldn't this game ask him what he likes to eat and what he likes to play!How can you ask his little secret!
It is quite difficult to coax the little devil king when he is angry, not to mention the video game snacks, even Jiang Zhushui honestly told that the time of his entry into the world was the same as the day the little devil king woke up, and he couldn't coax the little ancestor well.
So when the plane landed, Yingqiao came to meet his own demon king, only to see an empty seat, "Where is your king?"
And the little tree spirit on the top of Yingqiao was even more puzzled, it clearly felt that the king was here at the golden ball, why couldn't he see the king?
Jiang Zhushui was silent for a moment, shook the bag of potato chips in his hand, and poured out a small person the size of a palm.
The little tree spirit exclaimed: "My lord!"
Ye Chen lay in Jiang Zhushui's palm with his eyes closed, and he just turned over when he heard the sound.
"Wow!" The little tree spirit held his face, and the little leaves on his head stood up in surprise, "The king is as old as me~"
The king is so cute!
Grandma Liu, who came to pick up the plane, was instantly attracted to the shrunken Ye Chen, and fed Ye Chen a lot of candy.
Grandma Liu: "It's really amazing that Xiaochen can become smaller, but you can't become smaller outside, it will cause trouble for grandma. If you live in the human world, you must abide by the rules of the human world, otherwise you will be arrested and punished Yes, I will never eat delicious candies again."
Liu Kundao completely coaxed Ye Chen to be a child, and Ye Chen obediently hugged the lollipop with a harmless appearance, making the eyes of other Ye family members who knew the identity of the little devil very inexplicable.
So the Patriarch was just scaring us before?
Fortunately, they chartered a special passage when they left, otherwise tomorrow's headlines would be that human beings have developed a talking humanoid artificial intelligence pet.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and get in the car, I have already contacted the school, and it happened that Bai Ze was also showing him what kind of species Xiaochen was."
Ye Chen put down the candy, with a puzzled expression: "Go to school?"
Grandma Liu: "Yes, to learn the common sense of human beings, every goblin must learn it. There are many friends in the school, and Xiao Shuling and Xiao Chen need to learn together."
The little tree spirit panicked: "I, do I want to study too? But I only know how to bloom... illiterate."
Ye Chen straightened his chest, raised his chin slightly, and looked a little proud.I can read!
"If you should go to work, if you should go to school, I will take them both to the Demon Control Bureau." Ye Chongguang waved to the other Ye family members.
Before the little ancestor woke up, he called back all the Ye family members, and now that there is nothing wrong, he sent the children away again.The Ye family made their fortune in Haicheng, and their ancestral home is also in Haicheng, but most of the Ye family are actually employed in the capital, and their occupations are not limited to celestial masters.
According to Ye Chongguang's words, it means that you can't just put your eggs in one basket. If you have a stable job, you can retire painlessly after catching ghosts, getting injured and disabled.
Thoughts can be said to be quite simple.
Seeing that grandpa was about to leave Yingqiao, he hurriedly asked, "Hey, grandpa, grandpa, where are you going to live at night? I'll ask my mother to tidy up your house?"
In fact, what he mainly wanted to ask was where the little ancestor would live. His grandfather's house was always cleaned up and ready to move in at any time, but the little devil's residence was not taken care of in advance.
Before Ye Chongguang could speak, Jiang Zhushui said, "Ye Chen lives in my place."
The old man looked at the palm-sized little ancestor, and when he saw that he didn't refuse, he nodded in agreement.
The roads in the capital are not divided into rich and poor, no matter your luck is good or bad, all of them are treated equally, and the traffic jam will be over, and it may not be able to move forward a few meters in half an hour to catch up with the morning and evening peaks.
Ye Chen played parkour with the little tree spirit for a long time in the car, and he didn't see any changes in the surrounding scenes. This four-wheeled bike is not as fast as the two-wheeled bikes that other people ride.
Being idle in the car is also idle. Grandma Liu simply taught the little tree spirit to read. Although the little tree spirit cannot read, it is still possible to follow along. "Second People's Hospital of City B."
"Hey, yes, this is the hospital, as long as you get sick and injured here." Grandma Liu rewarded the little tree spirit with a candy.
The little tree spirit solemnly accepted the candy and put it in his pocket, preparing to present it all to the king in a while!
Ye Chen also looked over and found that the word lacked arms and legs. Although he could guess the meaning of the word, he didn't think it was a serious word no matter how he looked at it.
The little tree spirit patted Xiao Doudou and said in a childlike voice, "This clinic is really big."
It's taller than my previous body.
Ye Chen stood on the back of the chair and looked at the hospital.Hmph, it's about the same size, much smaller than his magic palace, and the top floor of this hospital is full of ghosts, so it doesn't look like a serious hospital at first glance.
At the same time, the underworld office on the top floor of the Second Court trembled for an inexplicable moment. Judge Wei, who was writing the verdict, lost his judge's pen.
There was no sound in the surroundings, only the drowsy ghost messenger was startled by his boss's wild actions.
"Cough, it looks like an ordinary earthquake. It's all right." Judge Wei didn't feel embarrassed, and sat down very naturally.He dropped the pen and didn't bother to pick it up, so he simply turned on the computer and tapped the keyboard twice, and then said to the human in front of him, "Okay, everything is registered, here is the receipt receipt, please go down the elevator on the left and press the button on the first floor." I can go out."
"Computers are used in the underworld." Xiao Zhang, who lacked a clue, didn't react very quickly, and spoke slowly.
"Advance with the times. Your world only manages billions of people. My underworld is in charge of hundreds of billions of souls. Humans, animals, plants, and trees all have souls. If this is recorded by ghost power, thousands of ghosts like us will have souls." I'm afraid I'm going to die of exhaustion." Judge Wei said casually.
Xiao Zhang nodded, "Yes."
Judge Wei immediately collapsed on the chair after sending Xiao Zhang away, waved his hand to summon the pen that had just dropped on the ground, and let it insert it back into the pen holder by itself, "The most annoying thing is dealing with human beings, it's exhausting."
The subordinate said: "Although the human being lacks a trick, it doesn't look too stupid."
Judge Wei: "He is smarter than you. As for the 985 college students, you won't be able to pass the exam in 200 years."
The subordinate wanted to refute, but then thought that he couldn't even solve the linear equation in two variables, so he could only let out a long sigh.
"What he lacks is a passion. According to what we used to say, he was a natural ascetic. According to today's words, he has a low EQ. To put it nicely, he is straightforward, and to put it bluntly, he is called a winkless fool with high IQ and low energy. Anyway There are [-] answers to a question in the mouths of human beings." Judge Wei put his legs on the desk in a chic posture, full of ruffian.
The subordinate estimated that his leader would start to recall the past in two seconds, so he hurriedly asked, "Boss, do you want to report the shock just now?"
"It's still a question, it must be reported!" Judge Wei said with a serious face, "Special treatment during special times, in another dozen or 20 years, the grandson of the gods will surely die, we can't fall short because of negligence! "
Subordinate: "Why don't you send some more people over here? I feel that the capital is not peaceful recently, and what happened to Xu Yue..."
Judge Wei interrupted him: "Manpower can be adjusted, so don't meddle in things. There is a saying in the world, 'Sweep the snow in front of your own door, don't care about the frost on others' roofs', do you know what it means?"
The subordinate shook his head, expressing that his learning progress in human analysis was not that impressive.
"The meaning of this sentence is to say, stay out of your own business and live longer!"
Demon Management Bureau, full name Goblin Management Bureau, aims to peaceful coexistence of humans and demons to create a better tomorrow. The current agent of the human side is Liu Tianshi, one of the five great celestial masters, a master of astrology and luck, and the agent of the demon side Man is the auspicious beast Bai Ze.
Yes, although the name is the Demon Management Bureau, it manages more than just demons, so the Demon Management Bureau has another name called "Non-Human Management Association". Or fierce beasts and ghosts, every non-human who wants to play in the human world must graduate from the "compulsory education basic class" before entering the human world.
Early in the morning, Bai Ze received a message from Liu Tianshi, saying that two new goblins were born, and that they were going to be enrolled in school so that they could live in the human world.
"Just now Tianshi Liu told me that the two new little goblins are very docile, and one of them is a spirit born of mahogany, which makes people calm and feel good." Bai Ze touched the shell of the turtle in front of him, "I met a good boy these days. It's not easy for a child, why are you not excited at all, Xuan Wu!"
Xuanwu moved his front legs, expressing that he was already very excited, and asked Bai Ze not to force him into trouble.
Bai Ze's relaxed and happy mood came to an abrupt end after seeing Ye Chen, his body and expression became stiff, and Xuan Wu's head retracted into the shell at an incredible speed.
Mom, it's a bear boy!
Bai Ze still had a faint expectation in his heart, he turned his head to look at Tianshi Liu: "This is..."
"The little monster that Lao Ye picked up, and this little tree spirit." Grandma Liu held up the two doll-like dolls and showed them to Bai Ze showing off, "Aren't they cute and good-looking!"
The little monster you picked up?Cute and well-behaved?
Didn't he know that the Ye family is the private property of this devil king?
The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched, once again he felt that knowing everything was really not a good thing.
Liu Tianshi said again: "Look at when you can enroll, so that I can prepare the monster certificate and ID card, as well as Xiaochen's race, please take a look."
Race……
Bai Ze looked at Ye Chen, only to see that the latter narrowed his eyes slightly and raised his chin slightly, his expression said "what should be said and what should not be said, don't let me teach you" arrogant, and his posture was quite haughty.
The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched: "...races are also plants that transform into spirits."
It wouldn't be a lie to say that.
"Wow, no wonder you two are so close." Grandma Liu smiled.
"The two little babies will be handed over to Mr. Bai Ze first, and I will pick them up in two days." Liu Tianshi put the two little babies into Bai Ze's arms, then bent down and pinched the little tree spirit's cheeks, " You have to study hard in the remedial class, and grandma will treat you two to candy after graduation."
Watching Ye Chongguang and Grandma Liu go away, Ye Chen revealed his true colors. He climbed up to the top of Bai Ze's head in twos and threes, and patted Bai Ze's head arrogantly, a white and flawless animal horn slowly appeared, "Little Bai Ze , life is tough enough to escape two orthodox collapses."
Bai Ze gave a dry laugh, and wanted to take back the horn, but the little devil was playing a game of pulling out radishes, holding on to the horn, "Ancestor, don't make trouble with me, I have to enroll you in school."
It is true that Bai Ze is an ancient divine beast, blessed by heaven and earth, but the premise of blessing is that the sky above his head is still the one that is willing to take care of him.Tens of thousands of years ago, the world was in turmoil, and the old way of heaven went from prosperity to decline, and was finally replaced. The new way of heaven was more strict than the old way of heaven. They believed that these ancient auspicious beasts should not exist in the world, so they were trapped in the dark world. In the small world, use their cultivation and strength to support the small world.Later, the little devil above his head found the small world that trapped them with great playfulness, and released them.
The little devil is a benefactor to them.
However, not long after they were released, the orthodoxy collapsed again, and the new heavenly way was vigorous and resolute, and when it was about to dissipate, it began to rain down thunder with the intention of obliterating all the existence of Taoism.The monsters bear the brunt of it, and then the ascetics, but what others don't know is that these auspicious beasts are also having a hard time.
"You're all fine, and my little unicorn, little Suzaku, and little fox are sure to be fine too." Ye Chen finally mercifully let go of Bai Ze's horn, "Then, did you protect my phoenix egg well?" ah."
Bai Ze has a good brain, but his force value is too low. He is fine, and other beasts are even more unlikely to have accidents.
There were many people at the gate of the Demon Control Bureau, and Bai Ze hurried back to the office with his little ancestor on his head. Hearing this, he felt very guilty: "The two little phoenixes broke their shells a while ago, maybe they stayed in the Demon Realm while making eggs." It's been too long, and once the shell broke, it became a demon bird. After the phoenix became a demon, Jieqiu sensed them and wanted to drive them out. Without them, it exploded."
The boundary ball is a small world specially created by Ye Chen to raise these "ancient little pets". I don't know where this little ancestor found the primordial purple energy to make the boundary ball. Although the primordial purple energy is pitiful, But in the end it was the most suitable place for Bai Ze and the others to live in.
It was also because the world ball exploded that they were able to enter the human world, and found that Tiandao's control over the human world is much weaker now, and they are unable to chase them down anymore.
After all, the boundary ball is the residence and gift prepared by the little devil for them, now that there is no scum left from the bombing, Bai Ze feels a little embarrassed.
"A while ago? How long was that?" Ye Chen didn't care about a broken ball at all.
Bai Ze pondered for a moment and said, "Sixty years?"
The little tree spirit exclaimed: "That was also called some time ago! It's been a long time!"
Bai Ze, who has lived for tens of thousands of years, obviously has a very different concept of time from ordinary people.
Ye Chen jumped to the ground and changed back to his normal figure, with an unhappy tone: "Where are they now?"
60 years is indeed not a long time, but it is impossible for Bai Ze to let the two cubs, Phoenix, mess around outside.
"After leaving the bounds, Qilin and I caught Little Phoenix back, but they insisted that they smelled your breath and argued to see you. At first we could control him, but then he ran away. Now we should It's in Shangxiana of Qingliu." Bai Ze answered honestly.
River chasing water?Ye Chen frowned, he remembered that Jiang Zhushui raised two phoenixes to make new clothes for him.
Hmph, it turned out that he stole my phoenix!
Ye Chen, who thought he had caught Jiang Zhushui's braid, turned around and was about to leave, Bai Ze hurriedly stopped the little ancestor: "Class is about to start, you have to graduate."
Ye Chen looked puzzled: "Aren't you in charge here?"
Bai Ze nodded.
"Then you can just send me your graduation certificate." Ye Chen was confident.
Bai Ze: "..." You have a good understanding of the relationship process in the human world.
Bai Ze was persuasive: "If you want to live in human society, you must understand the basic rules of the current society, how to use some facilities, and the channels to obtain effective information..."
Ye Chen's whole body was filled with reluctance, he folded his arms and listened to Bai Ze's chanting for a while, and interrupted impatiently, "Why are there so many things?"
Suddenly there was an abnormal sound in the empty and quiet corridor, the overhead chandelier shook slightly, and a huge sharp claw suddenly appeared at the corner, and from the shadow, it could be seen that the owner of the claw was a terrifying giant!
Ye Chen sat cross-legged on Xuanwu, holding his chin and complaining: "Can't you walk faster."
Xuanwu said slowly, "It's...very soon."
Xuanwu took a step and rested for a while, and it took almost 10 minutes to finally pass the corner. Even the little tree spirit thought it was too slow, "My lord, why don't we walk by ourselves."
Ye Chen raised the end of his eyes lightly: "Are you carrying a book?"
The little tree spirit looked down at his body, which was less than twenty centimeters long, and at the two stacks of books more than half a meter high on the turtle shell.
I'm only this old, so I'm sure I can't carry it, and my king can't do the hard work of carrying books!
It shook its head quickly: "No, no, let's go slowly."
A small corridor made Xuanwu walk out of the vicissitudes of two centuries. When he reached the destination, Ye Chen immediately jumped off the turtle shell, and Xuanwu also shrunk down. With two stacks of books on his head, he pushed the door of the classroom open.
The classroom is messy but strangely divided into three areas. The first area is the largest, with a few monsters maintaining human shapes fighting together in the most primitive way. Books and confetti are flying all over the sky, highlighting the mess to the fullest. The second area is taken over by a good-looking androgynous beauty looking in the mirror, and the last area is... filled with cannibals.
Xuanwu was not surprised, and slowly crawled into the room and put the books away, his body shrunk, and his body and head shrank into the turtle shell.
Ye Chen followed Xuanwu into the house, his eyes swept across the room, and then fell on the big beauty looking in the mirror. The little devil squinted his eyes and walked straight towards the big beauty, but halfway they were beaten together by a group The monster blocked the way.
It is not right to say that they are fighting in groups. Judging from the battle situation, it is clear that one of the fierce-looking teenagers beat the others unilaterally.
Ye Chen clicked his tongue to express his dissatisfaction, and slightly moved his fingertips to attack the fighting group.
Yazi was having fun beating, suddenly felt his body became heavy, and then he was forced to lie down on the ground with a "baji", and the other monsters who were beaten could not move.
Seeing that the group finally calmed down, Ye Chen gracefully stepped on Yazi and walked to the big beauty, "Nine Tails."
"I told you to call me Tu Shansi, the one who has no winks..." The big beauty put down the mirror angrily, and wanted to reprimand him in a strange way, but when she raised her eyes, she saw Ye Chen's face, and the anger on his face faded instantly , His brows and eyes lit up, "My lord~~"
He pushed away the obstructing table, and made a gesture to pounce on Ye Chen, but he was frozen in the next moment.
Ye Chen's expression remained unchanged, his eyebrows raised lightly: "Change back."
It's only been a long time since I left the king, and I don't understand any rules.
Tu Shansi: "..."
The corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, that pretty face showed a bit of displeasure, and then turned into a prototype aggrieved - a petite and lovely pure white fox with nine big white fluffy tails behind it!
The fox pounced on Ye Chen, and this time he finally got into Ye Chen's arms as he wished. The little devil rua rubbed rua's big tail and smiled with satisfaction.
Hmph, what's so good about raising a stupid cat who wants him to serve him? This kind of Nine-Tails who can bathe and eat by itself, and can take care of his daily life when necessary, is the fluffy cat that this king wants to raise!
The author has something to say:
Tu Shansi: Am I beautiful?
Ye Chen: Things that don't wink, change back.
Tu Shansi: Woooooo! !
Thank you little angels for your support, bobo one by one.
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