A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

The nine-tailed fox is an expert in seduction, but it is nothing compared to the demon. After all, the demon relies on human greed to seduce, and its rank is hundreds of levels higher than that.

What's more, Mo Mei Mo Mei is talking about the charm of the devil!

An Yuning is well aware of this, but she still can't let go of the loss of a fish.

Sister... oh, sister? ! ! !

So you have the nerve to say that you are straight?I was really blind... I let him into my clean fishpond!

An Yu was so angry that he almost gritted his silver teeth, and the small flames in his eyes flickered. If the eye knife can kill, then You Zhaoran must have been cut into pieces.

After dealing with the ghosts, it's time to interrogate the white little carrots, but the little carrots escaped when Ye Chen dealt with the ghosts, and You Zhaoran volunteered to find the little ghosts in order to show off in front of the new wall.

Ye Chen was noncommittal, he went into the kitchen very naturally and took out a few big peaches from the refrigerator, Ying Qiao who was following him immediately took the peaches and cleaned them, and then handed them to the little devil respectfully, Ye Chen took one of them Kacha took a bite and said casually, "The rest will be rewarded to you."

Ying Qiao's tiger's body shook, and he was extremely moved. The king is willing to share food with him, it seems that he really treats him as one of his own!

Ye Chen not only took the peaches, but also took away a few bottles of colorful sodas. He used to be very curious about sodas made by humans, but Ye Chongguang was too poor to even afford water. How could he buy this kind of soda for him? thing.

The little devil is lying on the sofa on the first floor in a very arrogant posture, with a peach in his left hand and a happy water in his right, and a little servant serving him diligently by his legs, which can be said to be quite comfortable.

You Zhaoran searched around but couldn't find the little ghosts who pestered him to play games before, so he returned in vain. When he came back, he saw the new male god lying on his sofa with no bones, carrying a hundred thousand meters You Zhaoran, who has a thick filter, thinks that he has a real personality!

However, You Zhao still didn't dare to talk to the male god, who didn't find any ghosts. He glanced at the male god quietly, shyly looked away, and winked at the male god's little servant.

Ying Little Servant Qiao was puzzled: "What are you doing, your eyes are cramping?"

"Of course not!" You Zhaoran hastily denied, and reluctantly told the truth in front of the male god, "I just want to say, I didn't find them."

"It's okay, I didn't expect you to bring the ghost back. This kind of little ghost has the strongest hiding ability. If they want to hide, no one can find them. However, they are not very smart and generally very playful. They originally wanted to bring you back." It was used as bait to lure them out." Ying Qiao did not forget to sneer after explaining, "I didn't expect you to ask for it on your own initiative, you are very kind, young man."

The two of them lived in the same dormitory at university, and they usually have a good relationship, and it is common for them to hurt each other a few words, You Haoran was not angry when he heard this, "Then what should I do now, if I didn't lure them out, would I not be able to find them? "

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Feng returned to the living room from outside holding a vase with soil, "I found it."

You Zhaoran showed doubts: "I remember this vase is in my collection room, why did it go outside?"

Ye Feng said blankly, "Sometimes you can use your brain appropriately, otherwise it will be easy for others to suspect that the thing on your neck is a decoration after a long time."

"So it's really living in a vase. Hey, you can't just buy this thing just because it's cheap. Who can afford to buy one and get seven free?" You Zhaoran smirked, feeling quite big.

"We're not buying one, getting seven free, it's your grandma who asked us to play games with you!" The little ghosts hiding in the vases immediately refused to accept it, and poked their heads out one by one.

To be honest, it is strange that seven heads come out of the mouth of a bowl-sized blue and white porcelain bottle.

"You are not a good boy, grandma told you not to stay up all night, not to drink, not to be friends with dubious people! You don't listen to grandma at all, you are a bad boy."

"Grandma said she wants us to play with you and urge you to sleep and eat on time!"

"I really think we like you like those old aunts above!"

The little devils chattered, and the leader at the end said very unconvinced: "You are not obedient at all, will you sleep well without us!"

You Haoran was said to be very guilty, and he didn't dare to refute at all, he just said weakly: "Then you can't keep playing the four-corner game with me in your dreams, it's annoying to have a dream all the time."

"Of course there are other prices for playing other games." The little ghost rolled his eyes, not wanting to say more about this matter, and said without anger, "We acted according to the requirements of the employer and did not harm anyone. Why? Catch us!"

Ye Chen snorted coldly, with a provocative face all over his face: "If you are arrested, you will be arrested, and you must agree."

The little ghost didn't expect to get such an unreasonable reply. Are human celestial masters so domineering now? !

The chief dog-legged son, Ying Qiao, immediately agreed: "That's right, have you obtained a ghost certificate? If you don't have a ghost certificate, you still have the nerve to come out and pick up private jobs!"

"This... we are country ghosts, we can't even stare at the ghost shape, we can only dream, and we haven't reached the minimum standard for obtaining a ghost certificate." The little ghost bowed his head.

This little ghost is telling the truth. They are far from the strength of congealing ghosts. They were able to show their shape before because of the excessive yin qi overflowing from the ghosts above, making this place temporarily a dark place, but now the ghosts are gone. The yin energy is gone, and their bodies are almost transparent, almost invisible.

"Oh, so I don't know any other games at all." Ye Chen mercilessly exposed the clumsy lie of the little devil.

The little ghost felt that he had been insulted, but he didn't dare to speak up to Ye Chen. This human brother beat all the powerful aunts above to death very cruelly.He pursed his lips, looking aggrieved, "Then what do you want?"

Ying Qiao: "It is reasonable to say that you must report to the management department of the place where your ghost is located, and you must be punished for illegal smuggling."

The little ghosts panicked when they heard this: "Brother, don't do it, we still want to apply for the public office in the future. If we leave a criminal record, we won't be able to become an excellent underworld civil servant."

Hey!

Ying Qiao thought to himself that these brats were quite ambitious!

"Brother, we really didn't do anything bad. We just want him to have a regular schedule, go to bed early and get up early, and eat on time." The little devil's expression was sincere, "We already know we were wrong, and we won't come out secretly to pick up private work in the future."

The other little ghosts also nodded quickly, and one of them sobbed: "I know I was wrong..."

The seven heads looked at Ying Qiao expectantly, afraid that because of such a trivial matter, they would leave a criminal record and ruin their ghostly career!

Ying Qiao didn't intend to send the little devils away at first, but just to scare them to facilitate the follow-up work.

Although the brats did not behave properly, they did not hurt anyone after all, and punishment would be too much. What they need is ideological education instead.After all, ghosts are not easy to discipline by nature, and they will easily go berserk if they are punished too much.

Ying Qiao informed the little ghosts to go to the training in the early morning three days later and the matter will be completely resolved, so he turned his attention to You Zhaoran and said inscrutably, "Do you feel a little dizzy now? rather?"

You Haoran didn't feel uncomfortable at first, but after hearing what Ying Qiao said, he felt that his body did feel a little uncomfortable, "It seems...a little?"

Ying Qiao nodded: "That's right, your mood fluctuated too much today, and you were frightened several times, the third fire has dimmed a lot, and any discomfort is normal, don't worry too much, it's mainly now, right? You were approached by a ghost, so you were angry, and there were some damages. If you go out in the past two months, you may be very unlucky. For example, you will be hit on the head by a flowerpot, rear-ended by a car, hit by a car while walking on the road, and your arms and legs will be broken. A capacity or something..."

You Zhaoran panicked immediately after hearing these words, "Then brother... no, master, master, you need to save me!"

Ying Qiao patted You Haoran on the shoulder, and handed over a mobile phone, "You can find me, our business is very complete, we have five elements hexagrams, auspicious symbols and so on, you can see if there is any style you like , I will ask the masters to carve for you."

You Haoran: "I don't understand this either, why don't you recommend it to me."

Ying Qiao: "Of course the effect is different if the price is different, you know what I mean."

Understand!The more expensive the better!

Buying peace with money is really not a big deal in You Haoran's eyes, he doesn't have any requirements for style, he just prepared to make the most expensive one to protect himself, but from the corner of his eye he caught sight of his male god sitting up, You Haoran had a flash of inspiration, Immediately, holding the phone, he walked up to Ye Chen: "That God Ye...Chen, why don't you recommend it to me."

Wow, close contact with the male god!I'm too smart!

Ye Chen had pricked up his ears as early as Yingqiao's sales promotion, and when he saw You Haoran came to consult him, he immediately said without blushing, "The expensive one is good."

"What about that style?" You Haoran regretted that the male god was really cold.

Ye Chen sized You Haoran's eyes, and reluctantly explained to him for Qian's sake: "Your fate is based on fire, and it is safest to use wooden hexagrams to help the fire in the hexagram of fate, or directly carve a holy beast unicorn that resembles fire. Suzaku can do anything. These days, it’s best to avoid the southeast and places with water.”

You Haoran immediately chose a sample picture of a unicorn according to the male god's opinion.

"Supreme VVIP natal talisman, carved with Hetian jade, consecrated by a well-known master, one hundred thousand." Ying Qiao took out a small notebook and wrote down the amount, and said, "There is also the fee for door-to-door exorcising evil... one hundred thousand! "

You Haoran's eyes widened: "You fucking robbed the money! Didn't you say it was [-]!"

"Before you came here, who knew that you had more than a dozen ghosts here? Is that within the scope of our ability? If my dad comes, it must be an eight-figure base! This is already a brother's price! And our king can only do it!" If you want 20, just have fun!" Ying Qiao put his hands on his hips, "A total of [-], WeChat or Alipay?"

"What the hell is [-]???"

Ying Qiao looked at You Zhaoran with "you are stupid" eyes, "It takes time to carve jade, of course you need to use talismans to protect your safety these days, otherwise what will you do if you go out and get hit by a car?" 180 six tickets, ten tickets are just enough for you to last for ten days. Of course, you can also choose not to, we never force consumption.”

You Zhaoran: "...Fuck! Can't I just go out!"

Ying Qiao raised his eyebrows, "It's not impossible, it's just..."

"What is it?" Just as You Zhaoran finished asking, the lights above his head started flickering, and then suddenly went out. Before this was over, there was a sudden abnormal noise from the kitchen. He ran to the kitchen in the dark, only Seeing that the drain tank fell off and the water pipes were broken and the water was pouring out frantically, before he could recover from the situation, he heard a bang above his head, like the sound of a bookshelf collapsing.

Ying Qiao came over and held up a talisman and said, "It's just that there is no water, no power grid, and the power line is broken. It's just a few bumps and bumps, small problems and small problems."

"I'll buy one hundred copies, right now." You Haoran said coldly.

Ye Chen, who received a huge sum of money, was in a very happy mood. He didn't expect Master Tian to make so much money. It seems that Ye Chongguang didn't lie to him when he said that he was rich.

Ying Qiao: "Hey, don't look at the numbers, the housing prices in Beijing are even higher. Houses in better locations can't afford 800 million yuan. If it's a courtyard house, it's even more expensive, usually hundreds of millions! And the usual list It’s only a thousand or eight hundred, and it’s only a little over ten thousand, this time is a special situation, how can we have the opportunity to meet ghosts every day, if we want to make money, we still have to rely on sales.”

"Just like the talisman just now, the cost of jade is [-] yuan, and the handwork is [-] yuan. If you give the engraving master some red envelopes, the net profit will be [-] to [-] yuan! This is much easier than catching ghosts, and buyers generally think it is worth it."

Isn't it worth it? You Haoran called just as soon as he pasted the talisman, almost moved him to tears.

Ye Chen was stunned by the current housing prices, he silently wrote down the secrets of making money, and planned to set a small goal of buying a house first.

Ye Feng suddenly asked: "When did that girl leave?"

Ye Chen's eyes flickered slightly, but he didn't speak.

"I didn't pay attention," Ying Qiao answered Ye Feng's question first, and then sighed regretfully, "I should leave a WeChat account to expand my business. Customers like this who have witnessed tragic scenes with their own eyes are easy to talk to."

An Yuning, who had been nagging, had already returned to Bai Ze's house on a small electric stove with a ghost in his arms.

The characters of the beasts are not very friendly, and it is even more difficult to live in peace when they are in the same room. When An Yuning returned to the house, he saw that the room was in a mess - Taotie grabbed the chicken leg and ate it, and the chaos turned into the body and was captured by Bi Fang and Zhu Wu When the ball is being played back and forth, Teng Snake uses the tip of its tail to play with the turtle as a spinning top, while her stupid younger brother Tu Shansi is teased by Qiongqi with a cat teasing stick.

The Qilin sitting on the sofa was the most embarrassed. His body was covered with hairs of different colors. He clenched his fists tightly, as if he was restraining his violent temper.

An Yuning's footsteps paused slightly, and he felt a little bit of distress for Qilin.

She went straight to Qiongqi and whispered in her ear. After hearing An Yuning's words, Qiongqi raised her eyebrows slightly, the corners of her lips curled up in an evil arc, and her pure black pupils shone with evil light, "I want half, and the rest You and Taotie are divided."

Even though he feels sorry for the food that has just arrived in his mouth, An Yuning needs the two allies of Qiongqi and Taotie more at this time.After discussing how to divide the loot, they picked up the gluttonous glutton next to them, and the three beasts turned around and smiled strangely at Qilin.

Qiongqi gave an order: "Gaotie! Bite him!"

Five minutes later, Qilin was ruthlessly tied to the coffee table, his mouth was blocked by a towel, his meticulous hairstyle became messy, his clothes were wrinkled, and Qilin wrote four large characters next to Qilin—— — Rag dolls!

Qilin: "No no no!"

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Qiongqi, a street stall literature lover.