A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

There are more and more ghosts in the playground, not only occupying the ground, but even the second and third floors in the sky are densely packed.

"Why are you floating above my head!"

"Oh, oh, I stepped on me, can the ones on the upper floor have some quality?"

"Let's make trouble downstairs, I don't even have a foot to step on you?"

The ghosts who were forced to work overtime obviously had a bad temper. If the management ghosts in front hadn't started counting the number of ghosts, they might have started fighting.

"Master Tianshi, we are not like this at ordinary times, these are very few ghosts with poor quality!" The two hapless bastards beside Ye Chen were so anxious, how could they fight in front of the elder!How to deduct impression points!

Ye Chen raised his eyelids lightly, this ghost is too bluffing, if he knew it, he would have taken some gags from Ying Qiao.

Holding a small notebook in front of him, the official ghosts of the local government were counting the number of ghosts one by one, and they really found a few ghosts fishing in troubled waters.

The ghost guard in a robe roared: "I informed you a year in advance that you want to participate in the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, so hurry up and sign up, why are you here so early!"

The ghost uncle who was caught was also unconvinced: "Is this the service attitude of the civil servants in the underworld? Be careful I complain! What's wrong with the notice a year in advance, I died the day before yesterday! If you want to sign up, tell me that the sign-up ends a month ago! Aren’t you discriminating against new ghosts!”

"That's right, discrimination against new ghosts!"

"I haven't received any notice at all, how are you doing things..."

Uncle Ghost straightened his back even more when he heard that there was a ghost attached to him. It was what it was, so why not let them participate in such a big event!Just because they are newly dead!It's not fair at all!

"Sorry, we really have this attitude." The official ghost sneered as if hearing some joke, "If you don't die before the registration is over, it means you have no fate with the Hundred Ghosts, understand, and this new ghost, don't you You think you can be selected by signing up yourself, you know that our rate is [-]%, you have to have never done bad things in life or death, what kind of onion are you?"

"Hey, what bad things have I done! Tell me! Tell me!" Uncle Ghost's eyes widened, and his anger became even more angry. "If you can't tell me today, don't even think about leaving! Tell me what your job number is, and I will I'm going to sue you now!"

The ghost guard put down his notebook, took out a small pocket mirror from his pocket, and took a picture of the old man. Lines of black characters appeared on the mirror, and he said expressionlessly, "Wang Goudan was born in Xiaotun, Huaibei." Village, abused the widow in the neighboring village at the age of eight, insulted the single teacher at the age of 12, and insulted the classmate at the school at the age of 16... The 77-year-old dissatisfied with his daughter-in-law's cooking taste and insulted her in the street. Neighbor's door... 1000, two hundred mouth barriers and a dog's life, counting the crimes and punishing the hell of pulling out the tongue. Our department is looking for you, but you are lucky to send it to the door yourself."

The other ghosts immediately avoided him when they heard this, and the uncle ghost who was arrogant just now also felt guilty, and faltered and argued: "One, it's just a dog, how can it be the same as human life!"

"If you die, you are both ghosts. In the underworld, you two are equal. By the way, I am under the command of Judge Wei. My job number is W021. My surname is Li Occupational Impermanence. Complaints are welcome." Hook, hook the ghost who has a tongue barrier, and then he sneered, "But you may not have a chance, so you are welcome to complain to me after your family members die."

Uncle Ghost: "..." Scoundrel! ! !

"Let me tell you, if you are dead, give me peace of mind. The underworld is not like the underworld. The dead have no human rights! You are human in this life, and you may become animals in the next life. Therefore, all things in the underworld are equal, flowers, birds, fish, insects, There is no difference between the status of vegetation, animals and human souls!"

Impermanence got angry and really frightened the ghosts below, each of them stood upright, raised their chests, straightened their waists, and kept their eyes straight for fear that the anger would spread to themselves. Some of the ghosts in the ghost group were trembling with guilt and tears were about to burst out. .

Li Wuchang glanced at these ghosts sharply, and then softened his tone and said: "Hundred Ghost Night Walk is a once-in-a-hundred-year event in the underworld. I know you all want to participate, but the rules are the rules. If you don't have a place, you can stand up now and don't blame the past. , don’t wait until it’s found out and kneel down to beg for mercy!”

"Wuwuwu, Lord, please forgive me. We came here only after listening to other people's slander. We definitely don't have any objections to the control of the underworld. I think it's good to be an audience now!"

"I was wrong woo woo woo, my lord, you can kill me for the sake of my death!"

"..."

As soon as Li Wuchang finished speaking, a group of ghosts stood up and turned themselves in. There were so many ghosts that even he himself did not expect.

Fortunately, several of his colleagues finally came late at this time, and Li Wuchang asked one of the ghost messengers to record these ghosts who fished in troubled waters one by one.Seeing this, the ghosts on the record understood that the ghost messenger was going to settle the matter afterwards, and they all lowered their heads.

All the ghosts: Woohoo, the system in the underworld is so strict, mom, I want to go back to the world of heaven!

The ghost team is divided into two teams, one team verifies the registration of ghosts, and the other team takes unqualified ghosts out of the barrier, so the progress will go up, just as Ye Chen is thinking about how to fool this shrewd ghost When the messenger sneaked into the rehearsal team, a ghost in front of him suddenly roared and rushed towards the ghost messenger.

The little demon king snorted, and subconsciously pulled Jiang Zhushui towards him again.

"A terrible ghost." Qiongqi swallowed his saliva, feeling a little greedy.

It's no wonder they are so greedy, the control is too strict these days, people can't eat and don't talk about it, even ghosts are protected by the ghosts of the underworld, and it's not easy to find them if they lose one.This kind of ghosts and evil ghosts without identity can beat their teeth without protection.But they still have to pretend to be ordinary human beings, and they can only pretend to be blind when they see the celestial masters catching ghosts several times.This is simply torture for the beast!

He still has endless aftertaste of the thousand-year-old ghost that the king sent over last time!

The appearance of the ghosts turned the peaceful scene into chaos in an instant. The weak and helpless ghosts fled in all directions, causing many accidents in the process. Fortunately, they were able to drift without any stampede accidents.

Several ghost messengers surrounded Li Gui in the center and tried to control Li Gui with the hook, but the ghost didn't know what magic weapon was on him, so he bounced off the hook.

Li Wuchang dodged quickly, and the colleague behind him threw the soul-elusive rope to catch Li Gui, but Li Gui seemed to be wearing some kind of armor and bounced the soul-elusive rope away.Li Wuchang put his hand into his pocket and took out a...

walkie talkie!

"The report is here in the West City Amusement Park. A ghost has sneaked in here, asking for help."

Li Wuchang broke his voice: "Repeat, we are all civilians here!!! No actual combat experience!!!"

The walkie-talkie quickly received a reply: "I received it, Wei Juan has passed, Lao Li, you can wait for 5 minutes, if you can't do it, contact the Tianshimen, I think they have an A-level celestial master who is right here with you." nearby."

Li Wuchang thought to himself that the Heavenly Master Sect is very unethical, they have already reported the requisition of the venue, why do they leave a Heavenly Master to monitor their progress, but at this time, they don't care about the faction's grievances, so they can only call for help Signal incense.

As soon as the incense sticks were ignited, the barrier made of Yin Qi was broken by a sharp sword, and a man wearing a light blue Taoist robe descended from the sky. He had a clean face and a gentle temperament. He will immediately let his brothers back away.

He directly raised his sword and stabbed Li Gui, Li Gui opened his bloody mouth to bite, but he didn't even touch the corner of his clothes, instead he chopped off his tongue.

Ye Chen didn't look away from this person's appearance, he squinted his eyes, a golden light flashed in his pupils, and then the smile on his lips disappeared completely, leaving only cold scrutiny.

"The move of Tianjianmen." Jiang Zhushui frowned.

Ye Chen sneered: "It's just a sword move, it's not as standard as Xiaoguang's sword swing."

Qiongqi is puzzled: "The Xiaoguang you are talking about is... Ye Chongguang, right?"

"Yes, is there a problem?" The little devil raised the corners of his eyes lightly, with a natural expression.

Qiongqi: "...No." I just feel that you are a bit disrespectful to the old man.

The man "not as good as Xiaoguang's sword swinging posture" quickly subdued the ghost, Li Wuchang then took out the hook and hooked the ghost, "I don't know how this ghost got in, just now I used the hook to return the ghost. He bounced off, thanks to Mr. Shen."

The clean and elegant man smiled, adding a bit of gentleness to that handsome face: "It's just a matter of duty, but here is impermanence. Is the number of ghosts different from what was agreed?"

Li Wuchang immediately let out a long sigh: "Oh, Mr. Shen also knows that the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts is a grand event in the underworld. There are quite a few ghosts who want to participate without signing up. We didn't expect there to be so many disobedient ghosts. It seems The system is still not perfect.”

Li Wuchang said this, but he actually started to roll his eyes in his heart, he knew that Shen Jifeng did not pass by so coincidentally, and he really came to supervise the work.

Human celestial masters have a lot of shit.

"It doesn't matter if there are many ghosts, but why are there three humans here?" Shen Jifeng's tone was still gentle, but his eyes sharpened, and he looked straight in Ye Chen's direction.

Li Wuchang followed Shen Jifeng's gaze, and happened to meet Ye Chen's gaze. After seeing Ye Chen's face clearly, his pupils shrank sharply, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Li Wuchang's fingertips trembled slightly. He suppressed his excitement and pretended nothing happened. He turned his head and said to Shen Jifeng, "Mr. Shen, shouldn't I ask you why humans appear here? Report us about the clearance of the Yangjian Field." Yangjian was notified how long in advance. I heard from the people below that there are still tourists coming to visit in the morning? Xuanmen respects us too much, and Yangjian has full power to clear the venue, and we didn't intervene. You can't rely on us for this matter body."

Li Wuchang flicked the Hook Soul Sash, tapped his toes back and forth, with a rascal spirit, with "love whoever we love, we won't take the blame" written all over his face.

Shen Jifeng: "..."

Although he has known for a long time that the Impermanence and Guicha under Judge Wei's subordinates have inherited the traits of bandits from Judge Wei, Shen Jifeng still feels uncomfortable every time he talks to them.

"Forget it." Shen Jifeng sighed and admitted the mistake.He walked up to Jiang Zhushui and nodded, "Mr. Jiang, I'm really sorry, I have been busy recently, and I forgot to equip you with a celestial master to follow me. It was my mistake at work."

The ghost gate exercise caused more than ten times more ghosts in the capital than usual, which led to frequent occurrence of various supernatural events. No matter how famous the celestial master is at this time, he can only come to the front line to deal with the ghosts.But at times like this, Jiang Zhushui should be protected by a celestial master, after all, his merits and virtues are enough for a pure and kind ghost to devour him with evil thoughts.

"Elder Ye was considerate and put Xiaoye by your side," Shen Jifeng looked at Ye Chen, "I heard that Xiaoye has been studying with Elder Ye all along, I thought he mainly studied swordsmanship, I didn't expect to do such a good job of hiding and covering up, and now I can't see your merits when I'm face to face with you."

Xu Shi knew that his words were a bit over the top, Shen Jifeng immediately changed the topic: "Send you out first, staying here for a long time is not good for your health. This... is Xiaoye's friend? Maybe you need to blur his words The memory of a period of time, the hell is not good for ordinary people."

This person said good things, but Ye Chen felt uncomfortable no matter what he heard, but he couldn't find the place where the attack occurred. When he heard that he was going to give "ordinary people poor and strange" a vague memory, he immediately sneered——

"Are you blind? This is my battle pet!"

Qiongqi: "..." I am not!

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