A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me
Chapter 035 Hello, master of the world, do you have anti-candid shots or anti-explosion talismans he
"Back when the orthodoxy collapsed, the Dao of Heaven took the lead in attacking the Demon Realm, but we were originally mortals and were not within the range of Tianlei's attack at all. Ding Jiuxing took advantage of the chaos and led us to the underworld."
"At that time, the underworld was also in chaos. Wandering spirits and ghosts fought each other. It was bloodier than the battlefield. It really became a purgatory." Wei Zhandao recalled the scene at that time and was still a little scared. Without the power to resist the thunder, they were quickly hacked clean, and then those vicious ghosts living in hell died. In the end, only the burnt black after the lightning strike remained. "
Wei Zhandao said mockingly: "It's a pity that people die all the time in the world. The ignorant living souls go to the underworld but cannot be reincarnated, and new lives cannot be born."
"Ding Jiuxing asked my soldiers to reincarnate their souls. After crossing 3 people, I was appointed as a ghost messenger, and Ding Jiuxing found the book of life and death at some point, and I was appointed as a..." said Here Wei Zhandao paused slightly.
Ye Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "Yan Wang."
Wei Zhandao was not convinced: "That's right! Lao Tzu worked so hard to cross his soul, and he just turned over the underworld. What evil mirror table, three life stones, life and death book, and judge's pen were all in his hands! How could he be so good at it?" Take a shortcut!"
Hades, it's so cool!How in line with his temperament!
"This is a reasonable use of the rules. When Jiuxing took you to the underworld, he must have had a plan. He ordered you to cross the soul, and he had already set his sights on the post of ghost messenger in the underworld." Ye Chen praised.
It's really worthy of being the big housekeeper personally selected by the king, even the underworld can get it!
Wei Zhandao excitedly wanted to take Lord Demon King to inspect the territory, but Ye Chen himself was not interested in it.
In the end, Wei Zhandao had no choice but to take the little devil condescendingly to visit the capital branch of their underworld office.
The Beijing branch is on the [-]th floor of the Second Hospital of the Beijing People's Hospital, which is the top floor. However, mortal humans can only see the [-]th floor of the hospital. Only ghosts, celestial masters, and people wearing hell tokens can reach the [-]th floor. .
Ye Chen was dragged to the top floor by Wei Zhandao to visit this "sub-office". At first glance, he felt that the style of this place was too hellish. There were dilapidated LEDs with strange red lights flashing in the dim space, bright red bloody handprints on the wall, Scary ghost masks hanging around, and all kinds of torture tools that are not used at all.
"Hey, you don't know that human beings nowadays are not as easy to control as the ancients. They don't obey the rules. These are just to scare them and make them behave properly after death." Wei Zhandao sighed, the pressure of modern life It's too big, and it's not even easy to mix in the underworld.
Ye Chen rummaged around and found it meaningless, "The king is leaving."
Wei Zhandao: "It's so urgent, please stay a little longer."
"I don't have time to play with you." The little devil curled his lips, picked up the candy on Wei Zhandao's table, turned and left.
The air above was too cloudy, he didn't let Jiang Zhushui follow up, but let Qiongqi watch Jiang Zhushui downstairs, Ye Chen didn't worry about Qiongqi's quality.
But Ye Chen obviously thought too much, no matter how demented Qiongqi is, he will not move the river to chase the water. The fierce beasts are the key objects of control of the Heavenly Dao. It is thanks to Bai Ze who created an ordinary monster clan for them in the modern life cover up his identity, plus a little bit of mythology to fuel the flames.
When the little devil returned to the car, he saw Jiang Zhushui in its entirety, then turned to Qiongqi and said, "Why are you still sitting?"
The king is back, you can go away.
Qiongqi: "..." Your Majesty, the speed with which you turn your face and deny anyone is too fast!
Qiongqi opened the door and got off the car, stood at the window and asked unwillingly: "It's been a long time since we saw each other, don't you want to spend more time with us?" "
The backers are back, don't we still have to suppress our nature, and can't do something wantonly?
"The matter that you fooled me today, the king hasn't settled with you yet." Ye Chen looked disgusted and didn't want to pay attention to Qiongqi at all.
"I was wronged! What a fun thing to do at Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts, how could it be..."
Before Qiongqi finished speaking, Jiang Zhushui coldly started the car and left Qiongqi behind.
"...Stupid." After Qiongqi said this with a blank face, he felt that Jiang Zhushui was more intrusive than it was a thousand years ago.
Can't Jiang Zhushui just take care of himself, why should he take care of other people's demon king!Doesn't he have a demon king in his family?
After returning home, Ye Chen suddenly remembered a big event - "Where did you hide my phoenix?"
It's time to make some new clothes, the little devil thought.
The little devil has never been particularly satisfied with the clothes in the mortal world, but his own clothes are not suitable for wearing out, so he can only be wronged to wear the clothes Ye Chongguang prepared for him.
"It will take two days for Phoenix to come back."
Ye Chen: "Why?"
"They are on a global tour." Jiang Zhushui handed Ye Chen a tablet.
Ye Chen looked down, there was a huge stage on the screen, and there were two identical girls standing in the center, their expressions were cold, their voices were bursting, and the dazzling lights made them look like emperors who ruled the world. It is the cry of mountains and tsunamis.
"What thing?" The little devil was very puzzled.
"Just to be a star." Jiang Zhushui was also very helpless, the two phoenixes had been by Ye Chen's side since they were eggs, and came to him without seeing Ye Chen after breaking their shells.
At that time, Jiang Zhushui tactfully suggested that the two cubs could find a place to sleep on a mountain to avoid the limelight, but the two magic phoenixes were more stubborn than fierce beasts, and they had to see the devil first before going to sleep.
The two auspicious beasts that have just broken their shells can't even eat the aura of heaven and earth in modern times, which can be said to be congenitally deficient.The auspicious and ferocious beasts left over from ancient times were already disliked by the Dao of Heaven, and the two of them were directly demonized into demonic birds. They were disgusting existences. Even a wild dog would yell at them when they went out.
Fortunately, there are many good reputations for Phoenix in modern times, and it can be regarded as surviving by faith.In the past two years, the celebrity economy has become more and more popular, and being liked can have more beliefs. The two phoenixes hit it off and made their debut with a new look.Relying on becoming a celebrity to absorb beliefs not only gradually improved her congenital deficiencies, not to mention Lan Xing, but now she can beat Qiongqi.
"Do stars just sing for others?" The little devil was not very happy, how could his little phoenix perform for others.
But watching the video they are quite happy, but——
The little devil frowned: "I remember that they are not a phoenix and a phoenix, why have they both become phoenixes?"
When Ye Chen picked up these two phoenix eggs back then, the treasures were broken, so he deliberately pretended to be himself and condescended to go to the beast sect to check the quality of the eggs, and even asked his subordinates to learn "One Hundred and Eight Precautions for Raising Phoenix" As well as "Ten Taboos You Must Know About Phoenixes", in order to please him, the subordinates also specially conducted a test, and confirmed that the two eggs were phoenixes and the other was phoenixes.
After a moment of silence, Jiang Zhushui said: "...Feng Er's special hobby."
When the little devil wanted Fenghuang to come back and make new clothes for him, the Phoenix siblings also received a message from Jiang Zhushui informing them that the devil was back.
Feng Yi and Feng Er, who were on the tour, immediately clamored to terminate the tour, which almost drove Ning Fei to death.
As soon as Ning Fei solved the source of the unlucky situation, she hurried to City A: "What's the trouble, don't worry about going to the house for two days, right?"
Feng Yi raised his eyelids, glanced at Ning Fei, then lowered his head coolly to play with his phone, ignoring him at all.
Ning Fei's eyes were burning but she had nowhere to vent.Feng Yi's character is like this, except on stage, the rest of the time is this bad face, as if the whole world owes her 500 million!
"Tell me, what's going on!" Ning Fei pointed the cannon fire at Feng Er.
Feng Er, who was arranging the wig, took the time to look up, and said slowly, "I'm going to meet someone very important."
Ning Fei roared: "Is there anything more important than the tour! There are only two ancestors left! It will be over in a month at most!"
"One month is too long, he will easily dislike us." Feng Er said.
"What?" Ning Fei frowned, her face full of doubts, "Who exactly are you going to see?"
How could it involve liking? Didn't you two depend on each other for your life and vowed to be widowed kings to the death!
"Go meet someone you like." Feng You spoke slowly, but her eyes lit up.Feng Yi put down the phone when he heard his younger brother's words, and nodded firmly.
Ning Fei took a long time to digest before asking, "So you two fell in love with the same person?"
Feng Yi and Feng Er thought for a while, then nodded simultaneously.
Ning Fei took a breath, and couldn't imagine who was so unlucky to be attracted by these two squeamish ghosts with eyes on their heads.Ning Fei had a bit of a headache. She basically didn't pay attention to the private life of artists in the past, as long as she didn't violate the basic public order and good customs, and didn't break the law or discipline.
"People don't know how to run there, so there's no need to worry, right?" Ning Fei was persuasive.
Feng Er still spoke slowly: "It's urgent, he has a bad personality, and it's too easy to empathize with others."
Feng Yi nodded in deep agreement.
Ning Fei showed a professional smirk, and the corners of her eyes twitched unconsciously, is there anyone in this world with a worse personality than the two of you?
Feng Yi Feng You's talent in music is ridiculously high. She was called the voice of nature when she first debuted. Her voice is discerning, her voice range is wide, and her singing skills. She has swept all major awards in the music industry in just two years since her debut.Not only that, the siblings are also singer-songwriters. They can control any style of singles, and their sense of stage is also very explosive. They can be called all-round, and their professional ability is completely fine.
But on par with their professional abilities are the bad personalities of the siblings - pride, narcissism and undisguised arrogance.The most frequently uttered word when accepting an award was "deserved", followed closely by "I deserve it".It is impossible for the adjective of modesty to appear on the two of them, so they offended many people.
Ning Fei knew that ten bulls would not be able to pull these two people back if they were stubborn, so she could only try her best to persuade them: "Now that the Internet is so developed, there are many ways to maintain a relationship by playing videos and sending WeChat. Besides, you can invite people who like you Come to the concert, I promise, no one will not be tempted to see you on stage!"
Feng Yi frowned, she didn't understand the logic very well, and being tempted, did it have anything to do with going to see His Highness?
And I can't make clothes for His Highness on the stage.
But in the end, under the strong pressure of the agent, Feng Yi and Feng Er could only reluctantly accept the reality, and only got an infield center ticket as compensation.
Ning Fei felt that she was so good that she could even handle such a difficult artist, but she suddenly paused when she was buying water from the vending machine.
"No, how could they both fall in love with the same person at the same time, Xiaoer is a boy..."
Ning Fei's expression changed from dazed to astonished, and finally froze in panic.
So, should I start working on my PR stuff? ? ? !
Ning Fei stood in front of the machine in silence for a long time, finally took out her mobile phone and opened WeChat, and found Master's WeChat——
[Fei: Hello, master, do you have anti-candid shots or anti-explosion talismans here? 】
Ying Qiao who received the message:? ? ?
The author has something to say:
Feng Er: He has a very bad personality, and he is super fast in moving on.
Ying Qiao: Please don't deify metaphysics too much.
"At that time, the underworld was also in chaos. Wandering spirits and ghosts fought each other. It was bloodier than the battlefield. It really became a purgatory." Wei Zhandao recalled the scene at that time and was still a little scared. Without the power to resist the thunder, they were quickly hacked clean, and then those vicious ghosts living in hell died. In the end, only the burnt black after the lightning strike remained. "
Wei Zhandao said mockingly: "It's a pity that people die all the time in the world. The ignorant living souls go to the underworld but cannot be reincarnated, and new lives cannot be born."
"Ding Jiuxing asked my soldiers to reincarnate their souls. After crossing 3 people, I was appointed as a ghost messenger, and Ding Jiuxing found the book of life and death at some point, and I was appointed as a..." said Here Wei Zhandao paused slightly.
Ye Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "Yan Wang."
Wei Zhandao was not convinced: "That's right! Lao Tzu worked so hard to cross his soul, and he just turned over the underworld. What evil mirror table, three life stones, life and death book, and judge's pen were all in his hands! How could he be so good at it?" Take a shortcut!"
Hades, it's so cool!How in line with his temperament!
"This is a reasonable use of the rules. When Jiuxing took you to the underworld, he must have had a plan. He ordered you to cross the soul, and he had already set his sights on the post of ghost messenger in the underworld." Ye Chen praised.
It's really worthy of being the big housekeeper personally selected by the king, even the underworld can get it!
Wei Zhandao excitedly wanted to take Lord Demon King to inspect the territory, but Ye Chen himself was not interested in it.
In the end, Wei Zhandao had no choice but to take the little devil condescendingly to visit the capital branch of their underworld office.
The Beijing branch is on the [-]th floor of the Second Hospital of the Beijing People's Hospital, which is the top floor. However, mortal humans can only see the [-]th floor of the hospital. Only ghosts, celestial masters, and people wearing hell tokens can reach the [-]th floor. .
Ye Chen was dragged to the top floor by Wei Zhandao to visit this "sub-office". At first glance, he felt that the style of this place was too hellish. There were dilapidated LEDs with strange red lights flashing in the dim space, bright red bloody handprints on the wall, Scary ghost masks hanging around, and all kinds of torture tools that are not used at all.
"Hey, you don't know that human beings nowadays are not as easy to control as the ancients. They don't obey the rules. These are just to scare them and make them behave properly after death." Wei Zhandao sighed, the pressure of modern life It's too big, and it's not even easy to mix in the underworld.
Ye Chen rummaged around and found it meaningless, "The king is leaving."
Wei Zhandao: "It's so urgent, please stay a little longer."
"I don't have time to play with you." The little devil curled his lips, picked up the candy on Wei Zhandao's table, turned and left.
The air above was too cloudy, he didn't let Jiang Zhushui follow up, but let Qiongqi watch Jiang Zhushui downstairs, Ye Chen didn't worry about Qiongqi's quality.
But Ye Chen obviously thought too much, no matter how demented Qiongqi is, he will not move the river to chase the water. The fierce beasts are the key objects of control of the Heavenly Dao. It is thanks to Bai Ze who created an ordinary monster clan for them in the modern life cover up his identity, plus a little bit of mythology to fuel the flames.
When the little devil returned to the car, he saw Jiang Zhushui in its entirety, then turned to Qiongqi and said, "Why are you still sitting?"
The king is back, you can go away.
Qiongqi: "..." Your Majesty, the speed with which you turn your face and deny anyone is too fast!
Qiongqi opened the door and got off the car, stood at the window and asked unwillingly: "It's been a long time since we saw each other, don't you want to spend more time with us?" "
The backers are back, don't we still have to suppress our nature, and can't do something wantonly?
"The matter that you fooled me today, the king hasn't settled with you yet." Ye Chen looked disgusted and didn't want to pay attention to Qiongqi at all.
"I was wronged! What a fun thing to do at Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts, how could it be..."
Before Qiongqi finished speaking, Jiang Zhushui coldly started the car and left Qiongqi behind.
"...Stupid." After Qiongqi said this with a blank face, he felt that Jiang Zhushui was more intrusive than it was a thousand years ago.
Can't Jiang Zhushui just take care of himself, why should he take care of other people's demon king!Doesn't he have a demon king in his family?
After returning home, Ye Chen suddenly remembered a big event - "Where did you hide my phoenix?"
It's time to make some new clothes, the little devil thought.
The little devil has never been particularly satisfied with the clothes in the mortal world, but his own clothes are not suitable for wearing out, so he can only be wronged to wear the clothes Ye Chongguang prepared for him.
"It will take two days for Phoenix to come back."
Ye Chen: "Why?"
"They are on a global tour." Jiang Zhushui handed Ye Chen a tablet.
Ye Chen looked down, there was a huge stage on the screen, and there were two identical girls standing in the center, their expressions were cold, their voices were bursting, and the dazzling lights made them look like emperors who ruled the world. It is the cry of mountains and tsunamis.
"What thing?" The little devil was very puzzled.
"Just to be a star." Jiang Zhushui was also very helpless, the two phoenixes had been by Ye Chen's side since they were eggs, and came to him without seeing Ye Chen after breaking their shells.
At that time, Jiang Zhushui tactfully suggested that the two cubs could find a place to sleep on a mountain to avoid the limelight, but the two magic phoenixes were more stubborn than fierce beasts, and they had to see the devil first before going to sleep.
The two auspicious beasts that have just broken their shells can't even eat the aura of heaven and earth in modern times, which can be said to be congenitally deficient.The auspicious and ferocious beasts left over from ancient times were already disliked by the Dao of Heaven, and the two of them were directly demonized into demonic birds. They were disgusting existences. Even a wild dog would yell at them when they went out.
Fortunately, there are many good reputations for Phoenix in modern times, and it can be regarded as surviving by faith.In the past two years, the celebrity economy has become more and more popular, and being liked can have more beliefs. The two phoenixes hit it off and made their debut with a new look.Relying on becoming a celebrity to absorb beliefs not only gradually improved her congenital deficiencies, not to mention Lan Xing, but now she can beat Qiongqi.
"Do stars just sing for others?" The little devil was not very happy, how could his little phoenix perform for others.
But watching the video they are quite happy, but——
The little devil frowned: "I remember that they are not a phoenix and a phoenix, why have they both become phoenixes?"
When Ye Chen picked up these two phoenix eggs back then, the treasures were broken, so he deliberately pretended to be himself and condescended to go to the beast sect to check the quality of the eggs, and even asked his subordinates to learn "One Hundred and Eight Precautions for Raising Phoenix" As well as "Ten Taboos You Must Know About Phoenixes", in order to please him, the subordinates also specially conducted a test, and confirmed that the two eggs were phoenixes and the other was phoenixes.
After a moment of silence, Jiang Zhushui said: "...Feng Er's special hobby."
When the little devil wanted Fenghuang to come back and make new clothes for him, the Phoenix siblings also received a message from Jiang Zhushui informing them that the devil was back.
Feng Yi and Feng Er, who were on the tour, immediately clamored to terminate the tour, which almost drove Ning Fei to death.
As soon as Ning Fei solved the source of the unlucky situation, she hurried to City A: "What's the trouble, don't worry about going to the house for two days, right?"
Feng Yi raised his eyelids, glanced at Ning Fei, then lowered his head coolly to play with his phone, ignoring him at all.
Ning Fei's eyes were burning but she had nowhere to vent.Feng Yi's character is like this, except on stage, the rest of the time is this bad face, as if the whole world owes her 500 million!
"Tell me, what's going on!" Ning Fei pointed the cannon fire at Feng Er.
Feng Er, who was arranging the wig, took the time to look up, and said slowly, "I'm going to meet someone very important."
Ning Fei roared: "Is there anything more important than the tour! There are only two ancestors left! It will be over in a month at most!"
"One month is too long, he will easily dislike us." Feng Er said.
"What?" Ning Fei frowned, her face full of doubts, "Who exactly are you going to see?"
How could it involve liking? Didn't you two depend on each other for your life and vowed to be widowed kings to the death!
"Go meet someone you like." Feng You spoke slowly, but her eyes lit up.Feng Yi put down the phone when he heard his younger brother's words, and nodded firmly.
Ning Fei took a long time to digest before asking, "So you two fell in love with the same person?"
Feng Yi and Feng Er thought for a while, then nodded simultaneously.
Ning Fei took a breath, and couldn't imagine who was so unlucky to be attracted by these two squeamish ghosts with eyes on their heads.Ning Fei had a bit of a headache. She basically didn't pay attention to the private life of artists in the past, as long as she didn't violate the basic public order and good customs, and didn't break the law or discipline.
"People don't know how to run there, so there's no need to worry, right?" Ning Fei was persuasive.
Feng Er still spoke slowly: "It's urgent, he has a bad personality, and it's too easy to empathize with others."
Feng Yi nodded in deep agreement.
Ning Fei showed a professional smirk, and the corners of her eyes twitched unconsciously, is there anyone in this world with a worse personality than the two of you?
Feng Yi Feng You's talent in music is ridiculously high. She was called the voice of nature when she first debuted. Her voice is discerning, her voice range is wide, and her singing skills. She has swept all major awards in the music industry in just two years since her debut.Not only that, the siblings are also singer-songwriters. They can control any style of singles, and their sense of stage is also very explosive. They can be called all-round, and their professional ability is completely fine.
But on par with their professional abilities are the bad personalities of the siblings - pride, narcissism and undisguised arrogance.The most frequently uttered word when accepting an award was "deserved", followed closely by "I deserve it".It is impossible for the adjective of modesty to appear on the two of them, so they offended many people.
Ning Fei knew that ten bulls would not be able to pull these two people back if they were stubborn, so she could only try her best to persuade them: "Now that the Internet is so developed, there are many ways to maintain a relationship by playing videos and sending WeChat. Besides, you can invite people who like you Come to the concert, I promise, no one will not be tempted to see you on stage!"
Feng Yi frowned, she didn't understand the logic very well, and being tempted, did it have anything to do with going to see His Highness?
And I can't make clothes for His Highness on the stage.
But in the end, under the strong pressure of the agent, Feng Yi and Feng Er could only reluctantly accept the reality, and only got an infield center ticket as compensation.
Ning Fei felt that she was so good that she could even handle such a difficult artist, but she suddenly paused when she was buying water from the vending machine.
"No, how could they both fall in love with the same person at the same time, Xiaoer is a boy..."
Ning Fei's expression changed from dazed to astonished, and finally froze in panic.
So, should I start working on my PR stuff? ? ? !
Ning Fei stood in front of the machine in silence for a long time, finally took out her mobile phone and opened WeChat, and found Master's WeChat——
[Fei: Hello, master, do you have anti-candid shots or anti-explosion talismans here? 】
Ying Qiao who received the message:? ? ?
The author has something to say:
Feng Er: He has a very bad personality, and he is super fast in moving on.
Ying Qiao: Please don't deify metaphysics too much.
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