A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

Since there are two companions in their 70s on this trip, in order to take care of the health of the two elderly companions, the travel mode was changed from airplane to high-speed rail.

In order to prevent commotion, they bought business seats, a car with exactly five seats, two old people sitting in the relatively spacious back row, and three "young people" sitting in the front row.

There are three seats in the front row, two of which are attached together, and one lonely beside it.

Obviously, You Zhaoran was sitting next to this one.

He watched Jiang Zhushui and Ye Chen get so close, his eyes filled with envy.

Feeling You Zhaoran's gaze, Ye Chen raised his eyelids slightly, and the latter immediately grinned when he saw this.

Before You Zhaoran had figured out how to attract Ye Chen's attention, Ye Chen had already lowered his head and continued playing with the metal hoop in his hand.

"Change it!" The little devil couldn't unscrew the iron ring in his hand, so he put down the iron ring in his hand angrily, took out another iron ring with a different shape from the box in front of Jiang Zhushui, and continued to twist left and right. Twist.

After twisting for a while and still not being able to untwist, the little devil's bad temper came up again, and he casually stuffed the iron ring into Jiang Zhushui's hand, "What a crap, I won't play with it anymore."

Jiang Zhushui picked up the iron ring and clasp the lock, "Observe its shape, see what prevents the two from separating, and then turn it around—it opened."

The little demon king was very reserved and didn't make a sound of admiration, but his eyes lit up instantly. He grabbed the lock that Jiang Zhushui had unlocked, frowned and thought, "I can't go back."

Jiang Zhushui approached, held Ye Chen's hand and rotated the clasp lock, with a "click", the clasp locks merged again.

"Wow——" Ye Chen twisted again, making sure that he couldn't get it out, "You are so amazing."

Jiang Zhushui's eyes were a little surprised. It was really strange to hear compliments from the little devil's mouth. Such a high praise was unprecedented. He was silent for a moment, and then held Ye Chen's hand and unlocked several locks.

After that, Ye Chen's praises didn't stop.

Grandma You in the back seat had a panoramic view of all this, her eyes were indescribable, she turned her head to look at Ye Chongguang: "Change seats."

Ye Chongguang: "ZZZZ"

"You shameless old man, no wonder you grabbed the seat over there with me as soon as you got on the bus!" Grandma You only hated herself for being caught in a trap for a while!

Her seat was right behind Jiang Zhushui and Ye Chen's seats, and she could clearly see what the two of them were doing from the gap in the car seat.Unlocking puzzles is obviously a normal game, but the atmosphere between these two people is so strange that even an old woman like her can't look down on her!

Grandma You tried her best to think about what was so strange but she had no clue. It was when she saw Jiang Zhushui peeling off the candy wrapper for Ye Chen that she had a flash of inspiration—when she was young and fell in love with her husband, he liked to do everything with all his heart, even the candy wrapper was reluctant to let her go. She peels.

"Old Ye, even you have learned to use this low-handed method to continue the family's glory?" Grandma You's eyes were painful, "People really change."

Ye Chongguang opened his eyes helplessly: "Don't think about it."

Grandma You frowned slightly: "Those who take advantage of great luck, the gains outweigh the losses. Just retaliation is enough to suffer once. If you lose your virtue, you will have a hard time in your next life."

The golden light of merit and the emperor's purple aura on Jiang Zhushui's body are the food that ghosts covet, a blessing that others can't even ask for, but from the perspective of celestial masters like Grandma You, this is something that cannot be avoided poison.

The golden light and purple air are priceless.

Expensive is the second, and ineffable is the key point.

How can there be any next life?

Ye Chongguang shook his head and did not speak.

Grandma You saw that he didn't want to get in, so she didn't talk about this topic, but asked: "Tell me, how did you manage to handle him? It's hard for him to do it with ordinary skills. My little green dare not come out when he sees him." , I'm afraid that if it gets on something, it will die inexplicably."

Ye Chongguang knew that You Fengqin was a stubborn person, and ten donkeys would not be able to pull back what he decided, so he simply didn't bother to explain it. He sighed and said meaningfully: "Since you have left Taoism, you shouldn't ask about it." Just stop asking."

Grandma You fell silent when she heard the words, her eyes showed a bit of sadness, she was too aggressive when she was young, she was not afraid of retribution at that time, and she didn't care about the next life, she did everything according to her heart.It was only after she had a family that she began to fear her past, but she thought that she would die early, and this life was not enough.

But he didn't expect that those retributions didn't come to her, but all fell on her gentle husband.

Tiandao, a dog, really knows what human beings cherish most.

"Hey, I think it's going to rain. This is not a good sign." Ye Chongguang said suddenly.

Grandma You's sadness was interrupted by Ye Chongguang, she snorted coldly, "Feudal superstition."

You Zhaoran: "..." Grandma, you may still be a little convincing when you say this after hiding the spider in the bag.

Ye Chen was immersed in the world of locks all the way. Under the guidance of Jiang Zhushui, he successfully unlocked sixty sets of locks. Ye Chen gradually swelled and even intended to challenge Jiulianhuan!

But the little devil's patience is obviously lacking, and he was quickly discouraged, but he also really thinks this thing is fun, and he is entangled whether to give up now or hold on for a while before giving up.After entanglement and entanglement, the little devil finally decided——

"You untie it first and let me see."

Jiang Zhushui rubbed Ye Chen's head, "Get out of the car now, and play when we get to the hotel."

This journey lasted more than 20 hours, and I got off the bus to change trains in the middle. The two old human beings had slept for several times, but Ye Chen kept fiddling with the lock with great interest.

After getting off the high-speed rail, Ye Chongguang exhaled foul breath, hammered his thigh/leg, held his mouth for more than ten hours, and recovered his previous vitality: "When you come here, you have to get up in the morning to climb the mountain to watch the sunrise and feel the beauty of the day , isn’t it, Xiaoyou?”

You Zhaoran was a nymphomaniac, and he came back to his senses when he heard Grandpa Ye's words, "Huh? Grandpa, I usually don't get up until one or two o'clock in the afternoon. I'm not good at getting up early."

Ye Chongguang's face turned serious: "Young people can't do it. Go to bed early and get up early to be healthy. If you have a routine like yours, your body can't stand it. When you get old, you will definitely suffer. Like my grandfather, I went to bed early and got up early. Have you ever seen Beijing city at four o'clock in the morning?"

You Zhaoran blinked, thinking that of course I've seen it, four o'clock?Didn't you go to bed yet?

Ye Chongguang: "Grandpa is in such good health now. In addition to going to bed early and getting up early, he also exercises. When I get up at four o'clock every morning, I will do Tai Chi and swing the sword first. Keep exercising. Your energy is not good at first glance. Same."

You Zhaoran's eyes showed some disbelief: "Ah? Really?"

Aren't you in good health because of practicing metaphysics?

Ye Chongguang: "Grandpa can still lie to you. I think your footsteps are quite vain. It looks like you often sit for a long time and never exercise. Grandpa will give you a pulse. Hey, liver depression and Qi stagnation. Fire? Eat some light green vegetables that remove the fire."

You Zhaoran thought of the table of greens yesterday, and refused with great emotion.

After getting off the high-speed train, they had to transfer to Zhaizi. It took another five or six hours. Ye Chongguang kept talking along the way.

When he got out of the car, he was a little staggering, and Ye Chongguang helped him, and he wanted to say something in his mouth - "This is really not exercising."

You Zhaoran: "..."

Grandpa, stop your magical powers!

He looked at the three people getting off from another car, and suddenly understood why grandma insisted on him getting in this car.

After all, he alone endured all the storms! ! !

He walked up to grandma with a slight accusation, "I haven't seen grandpa on the high-speed rail talking so well."

"You, Grandpa Ye..." Grandma You tightened her down jacket, elegantly put on cotton gloves, slightly lifted her eyelids, and spoke in a casual tone——

"Train sickness."

The author has something to say:

On the high-speed rail——

Ye Chongguang: ZZZZZ

Get off the high-speed rail——

Ye Chongguang: Let me tell you... blah blah blah blah blah