A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

"The horoscope we gave you when we got married was fake, and it's normal for you to make a mistake."

Ye Xuanyun originally wanted to comfort Daoist Zheng, but Daoist Zheng was hit even more sluggishly.

Chen Kundao leaned back in the chair: "Hey, I didn't find anything wrong with the fake horoscope, so I'm pretty happy."

Daoist Zheng: "...you didn't see it either!"

"You treat everyone like you, counting people when you meet them, and you don't count on yourself at all."

Chen Kundao is quite authoritative in divination and is an expert among experts, but she basically doesn't count fortunes at all, after all, some things can't be changed by calculation, which only increases troubles.

"As far as your fortune-telling accuracy is concerned, it is not as good as the liar who set up a stall under the overpass."

Daoist Zheng became angry with embarrassment: "Do you think it's easy to be a liar? If you don't understand a little bit of metaphysics, you can still talk about it. What a test of your on-the-spot reaction and observation skills!"

"What the hell, you still want to join the team of liars? Help the evildoers!"

"Pull it down. The stalls under the bridge that day were all picking up good words, helping the tyrants and abusing them. Many young men and girls regained their spirits after listening to the liar's words. What a merit!"

"Why don't you see that there are more people whose families have been ruined by the scammers!" Chen Kundao slapped the table furiously.

"Cracking down on fake Taoist priests is the work of the Taoist Association, so what does it have to do with me!" Daoist Zheng was furious, and a little bit aggrieved, "Besides, if you can go to a stall to tell fortunes, isn't it just to listen to auspicious words and spend five dollars?" I have to hesitate for a while for [-] yuan, but my family is ruined, and I can’t even buy two packs of spicy noodles for [-] yuan.”

"Five dollars isn't money, is it?"

Seeing that the two masters were about to stage a fight in the conference room, but no one dared to fight, everyone played their own way and secretly ate melons.

The younger generation huddled in a corner and whispered.

Ying Qiao: "...This scene looks a bit familiar."

The little girl who thought she was pretty said: "Grandma Chen is from the neighborhood committee. I saw her scolding the property management last time. It's exactly the same as now! It's what it is, and the indoor temperature can reach [-]% only after paying such expensive heating bills." Jiudu, at that time I thought Grandma Chen was so handsome, she was simply my idol."

Not to mention, if the scene were changed to the square of the community, the confrontation between the two old men would not violate harmony.

"Didn't your idol become Ye Chen?"

The little girl blinked and said solemnly: "Is there any problem with having more walls? I can have different idols in different scenes. I can learn from their positive side, motivate myself, and improve myself."

Ying Qiao was speechless: "Is it difficult to directly say that you are a fool?"

"Believe it or not, I'll accept you." Han Rui's expression changed, and he said sullenly.

Ying Qiao raised his hands to express his surrender.

Han Rui: "Hmph, don't talk if you can't talk, it's annoying."

Someone asked: "Ruirui, why is it your grandfather who came here this time? Where is your father?"

"You have to ask this? Why are you a hundred thousand?" Han Rui rolled his eyes, "It's very simple, my grandpa is free today."

The boy who asked the question patted Han Rui, and said earnestly: "If you don't know, just say you don't know. It's not shameful for us not to know about adults."

Han Rui waved her fist: "You know I don't know, but you still ask, are you looking for trouble on purpose?"

"In case you know, I just want to try it. I haven't seen Grandpa Han for several years."

Han Rui: "It's as if you didn't go to my house to get a red envelope during the Chinese New Year last year."

"I mean, it's been a long time since I saw Grandpa Han appear at the Xuanmen meeting."

The average age of the masters at the top of the Xuanmen is over 75, and they are all in good health. Although half of them will not intervene in the front-line work of eliminating ghosts, they are still in charge of the general control.Among them, only Grandpa Han suddenly handed over family affairs to his son Han Ruifeng, Han Rui's father.

Some people in Xuanmen are also speculating whether Grandpa Han Baishi's health is failing because of Xu Yue, but in the next few years, Grandpa Han should walk the birds, fish and fish, and his body looks perfectly fine.

The boy shook his head, seeing Ying Qiao's bear-like appearance, he couldn't hold back and said: "There are too many things this year, the gate of hell should be opened in two days, but Ying Qiao turned into a ghost at this time, he is destined to live What's the matter with the ghost gate again?"

His voice of complaining was very small, but it was still captured by the little devil keenly.

Ye Chen's eyes flashed, and he leaned into Jiang Zhushui's ear and asked, "What is that ghost gate?"

Jiang Zhushui: "It's the New Year's Day in the underworld, once in a hundred years, but this time it seems to be a little different. Both the underworld and the underworld have calculated that a ghost emperor will be born when the gate of hell opens this time, so both sides are ready to prevent it from happening. The ghost emperor was born and messed up the world."

The ghost emperor was born?

Ye Chen frowned, always feeling like he forgot something.

On the table, the two priests stopped arguing, and Taoist Zheng patted the table angrily: "Lao Ye, you have to confess yourself quickly! Just pick up children randomly, when will you start picking up ghosts, lie to me forty A few years, don't you have a conscience!"

Ye Chongguang didn't have the nerve to shake his head, fearing that he would hurt Lao Zheng's precarious glass heart.

Ye Xuanyun answered: "Uncle Zheng, let me speak."

"It's actually not that complicated. When my father was young, in order to avenge his relatives, he once beheaded a ghost king. I... can be regarded as the child of that ghost king." Ye Xuanyun narrated that dusty past.

She was once a ghost.

The king of ghosts captures human females who are horribly negative, and uses them as carriers to breed ghost fetuses.

She was born in a human body, but she is a devil.

And half-human, half-ghost is not allowed in the world.

It was Ye Chongguang who saved her, taught her human morality and etiquette, and gave her another identity.

"The woman my father brought back at that time was indeed my mother. Because my mother had endured too much ghost power, she left within two years. I was also sealed by my father at that time, so I could only become Human body, and still a baby." Ye Xuanyun paused, with an embarrassed expression on his face, "Besides, my father didn't actually say that I was his child back then, it was you, Uncle Zheng, who made a fuss..."

Zheng Daochang pointed at himself in surprise, his eyes were three points innocent and three points sad: "This can also be blamed on me!!! He didn't explain himself!!!"

"You didn't give me a chance to explain. Besides, Xuanyun's nature is not bad, so I will make a mistake." Ye Chongguang took a sip of tea, with a helpless tone.

"Besides, after giving birth to Yingqiao, my ghost-like qualities disappeared, and Xiaoqiao's ghost aura was also very thin, and almost nothing was inherited from me. I wanted to bring these things into the coffin, but I didn't. Thinking of..." Ye Xuanyun glanced at his stupid son, and sighed silently.

It is true that she did not inherit her things, at least not in IQ.

Ye Xuanyun's emotions are quite in place, more flamboyant and less stiff, and his expression, eyes, and speech speed are just right. This scene is almost perfect, and almost deceived everyone.

Only the little devil's eyes were inexplicable, and his eyes changed back and forth between Ye Chongguang and Ye Xuanyun.

Is this what humans call acting?

If he hadn't recalled some details back then, he might have been tricked by Ye Xuanyun.

If I remember correctly, the reason why he asked Ye Chongguang to pick up Ye Xuanyun back then was because she could become a ghost emperor.

When Ye Chongguang fought with the ghost king back then, Ye Chen watched from the side. The little devil king was bored at the time, so he casually wandered around the ghost king's cave, only to find out that this thing was raising ghosts.

It is really strange for ghosts to raise ghosts.

Taking a closer look at Ye Chen, you can see that the ghost king can become the ghost king because of the ghosts he raised. Even if these raised ghosts are just born, their ghost power is several times stronger than normal dead ghosts, and they are easier to swallow. Improve cultivation.

And Ye Xuanyun's mother body was not an ordinary yin body, but a pure yin body that was rare in a thousand years. Ye Xuanyun had already become a ghost species at that time.

What did he say then.

The next time the ghost gate is opened, this ghost species will be able to cultivate as a ghost emperor and incarnate into a demon, dominating the world.

And if he hadn't intervened, the one who became the Ghost Emperor would have been——

——Ye Chongguang.

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Ying Qiao (angry): I thought the "devil" mentioned in the title was me! ! !

Ye Xuanyun: Don't stop Ma Ma from acting.

Ye Chongguang is especially good at opening his eyes and telling nonsense, while Ye Xuanyun is very good at deceiving people sincerely.

Chapter 086 The devil has given him a beautiful face, so will he naturally give him a good personality?

If Ye Chongguang hadn't met the Demon King, he would have been chased and killed by countless ghosts and ghosts and fell off the cliff. After his body died, his soul would be reborn.

The Ye family has subdued demons and eliminated demons for generations, and all descendants enjoy merit and virtue. When Ye Chongguang died, he was full of resentment, and his resentment and merit were added to his body. He was born with the strength of a ghost king.

After all, he was a child of the Ye family before he was alive, and he knew that Xuanmen would not accommodate a ghost king, so he would hide in the abyss and devour all the ghosts who had bullied him. body.

The gate of ghosts is wide open, when the heaven and earth yin and yang will merge together, thousands of ghosts will appear in the world, and the ghost emperor can take this opportunity to control the ghosts.

That must be a catastrophe.

As a result, the little demon king obstructed it, preventing Ye Chongguang from becoming the ghost emperor from the source.

Ye Chen thought very simply at the time, even if he wanted to change his race, he would have a higher style of becoming a devil, what the hell.

On the surface, Tiandao is still very disciplined. After Ye Chongguang survived the catastrophe, he can no longer turn others into ghost kings. However, the ghost emperor cholera is a very important plot in Tiandao's script. As a last resort, he used a certain A ghost king raises a ghost species.

That was Ye Xuanyun.

The ghost king improved his cultivation by devouring his own kind, and Tiandao wanted to kill him a long time ago, so he simply took this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.

The ghost species is inherently bad, and will be easily stained black. When the ghost king wants to devour her, she will naturally swallow it back, and use this as a basis for cultivation. At that time, raise your arms and shout, it will be a disaster for the world.

The above are all the scripts of Tiandao guessed by Ye Chen, basically the difference is not too big.

"It's just a mere way of heaven, how can you beat me." Ye Chen lay arrogantly on the small sofa, his eyes swept over Ye Xuanyun casually.

At this time, the meeting has ended, and the group has returned to Ye's house.

"I vaguely remember that you hugged me." Ye Xuanyun said.

Ye Chen was silent for a moment, trying to recall what happened back then.

When he discovered the ghost species, he found it interesting. Just a ghost species that has just been born with consciousness, even without a human form, the fate of his life is already determined.

The little devil's most annoying thing is fate. He wanted to crush this ghost directly to death, but he wanted to see how Tiandao would find the third ghost emperor, but the human woman who was pregnant with Ye Xuanyun made Ye Chen rest thought.

She is really a very gentle woman, even if she is trapped in a ghost den, she has a very good mentality. When she saw Ye Chen, she even thought that the ghost king was wronged. She even caught a pretty boy. Worried that Ye Chen would be afraid, she kept comforting him.

While comforting Ye Chen, the woman talked to the ghost in her stomach. She was not afraid of this unknown creature in her body at all, but taught her as a mother.

To the little devil's surprise, the ghost fetus that gave birth to bad species that day was actually responding to its mother's body and giving back energy to its weak mother's body.

The woman rambled on for two hours before Ye Chongguang finally killed the ghost king and drove him here.

Ye Chen pointed casually, and Ye Chongguang immediately understood and took the woman away.

For the next half month, Ye Chongguang has been trying to separate the ghost species from the woman, but he has been unable to find a way.At first, the woman didn't know what Ye Chongguang was talking about, and when she figured it out, she asked with a puzzled face, "Can't I give birth to her?"

Ye Chongguang: "...this is a ghost."

"I know, but without her I would be dead." The woman said with a smile.

The woman is a pure yin body. She has attracted ghosts since she was a child. She was startled by ghosts before she was born and gave birth prematurely. Constantly, the level of medical care at that time was not that good, and many times she felt that she was going to die.

But after she was kidnapped by a ghost and conceived with this ghost fetus, she became healthy visibly to the naked eye, and even felt that she could run ten kilometers in one breath!

"Before I was kidnapped by the ghost, I pulled out the oxygen tube myself, and I was ready to go to the mortuary. As a result, I became pregnant as soon as I opened my eyes, and my whole body was relaxed. You can't do anything about her. It just so happens that I am going to die. Why don't I Just give birth to her, I think she must be a beautiful little girl, every time I talk to her, she responds to me very politely, if you teach her well, she will be very obedient, Xiao Daoist, you say yes no."

Ye Chongguang could indeed be called the "Master of the Path" that year.

That's how the matter of giving birth to the ghost species was decided.

"I don't know what she will look like when she grows up, what kind of person she will marry, hey, will she be a boy? Farewell, farewell, a half-child eats a poor old man, and the little Taoist leader looks very poor .”

Ye Chen: "It's so noisy!"

Woman: "Hey, I'm sorry, is my voice too loud? Hey, I'm not in good health and I don't have any hobbies. I just like to talk. If you think I'm noisy, little uncle, I'll go out for a walk."

I don't know what Ye Chongguang said. The woman really believed the unreliable lie that Ye Chen was Ye Chongguang's uncle, and followed Ye Chongguang to call him Uncle Ye Chen.

Ye Chen stared at death, and immediately hid out after feeding the ghost with today's rations.

If Ye Chongguang hadn't gone out to catch ghosts, and no one would feed the ghosts, I wouldn't be in the same room with this noisy woman!

The woman looked at Ye Chen's back and sighed faintly: "Hey, God gave him a beautiful face, so I know whether he will naturally give him a good personality."

Ye Chen, who couldn't say a word: "..." It's so noisy!

If the "hugged" in Ye Xuanyun's mouth meant that he put the ghost energy into the woman's stomach and wrapped her up, then he really hugged her.

After thinking of Ye Xuanyun's mother, Ye Chen couldn't help but glance at Yingqiao.Your tired genes are really strong, and you can pass on your characteristics even after generations.

Ying Qiao has already collapsed all the way: "So I am not actually grandpa's grandson?!"

Ye Xuanyun was also very irritable when he taught the children: "It doesn't matter if it's right or not, you don't want to be horny, so you can't imitate your father and calm down!"

"Dad?" Ying Qiao howled dryly, "Dad, talk to me too!"

Ying Qiao's father, Ying He, took a sip of tea slowly, his expression still relaxed: "What are you talking about? I already knew this."

Ying Qiao: "..."

It turns out that the clown is only me! ! !

"Your son's idol burden is too heavy, it's exactly the same as when you were young." Ye Xuanyun shook his head.

Ying He paused slightly: "...is there any?"

The handsome uncle frowned, and began to recall the stupid things he did when he was young.But after thinking about it, he should only be stupid in pursuing Xuan Yun.The stupid son's stupidity is obviously acquired, and it must have nothing to do with him being a father.

"Mom! You knew the king early in the morning, why did you pretend not to know when you signed the contract that day?"

Ye Xuanyun slapped Yingqiao on the back of the head: "What does it mean to pretend not to know? I knew the king was also born in the womb, okay! Don't you think about it when you were young?"

Ying Qiao's pained Sihasha hid behind Ye Chen and forced him loudly, "I know that I can live so much because of my racial talent, but anyone raised by the two of you would have died a long time ago! "

Ye Chen rolled his eyes, Ye Xuanyun was the second ghost emperor chosen by Tiandao to replace Ye Chongguang, but in the end, by mistake, Ye Chongguang adopted him as his adopted daughter, and the second ghost emperor was gone.

At this time, Tiandao turned Yingqiao into a ghost body. Didn't he want this disgusting thing to become a ghost emperor?

The little devil fell into deep thought.

Could Tiandao be driven crazy by this king?

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Grandma Yingqiao: God gave him a pretty face, so I know whether he will naturally give him a good personality.

Little Demon King: It's so noisy!

Ying Qiao: So it's heredity.