A thousand-year-old enemy wakes up with me

Fengdu.

"What's the matter with you, don't you know to follow closely, and I want this king to come back to pick you up specially! You are the king and I am the king!" The little devil mercilessly scolded Yingqiao.

"Yes, next time my subordinates will follow closely." Ying Qiao drooped his head, not daring to refute.

"After all, he is young, and when he sees new things, he tends to be overwhelmed and overjoyed." Jiang Zhushui said lightly.

Ying Qiao: "..." The traitor killed me!

I have never been wronged like this in my life!Old swan!Take this traitor away!Or don't let me see him!

Ying Qiao regretted that after knowing that the transparent person who talked to the king was Jiang Zhushui, he said that he wanted to see it.My damn curiosity!If you can't see it, you can't see it!It's all right now, I dare not speak back even when I've been pissed off by Yin and Yang, it's just asking for humiliation!

"Aren't you happy to see the hell?" Ye Chen looked at Yingqiao's eyes changed.

Jiang Zhushui: "It's also because I made an omission, and I also forgot about him."

Ying Qiao: Pooh!You must be trying to get rid of me on purpose!Peeping at the villain who coveted the king!

Ye Chen: "Hmph, blame him, he didn't follow closely here, and others should remember."

Ying Qiao's eyes showed a bit of fatigue, the king was indeed bewitched by the traitor.

When you enter Fengdu City, you will see shops everywhere, selling everything, such as antique copper coins, jade and jade hairpins, toy puppets, mobile phones, WiFi, and even people selling people.

"Hell is different, even people are sold." Ying Qiao was dumbfounded.

In front of a shop in the center of the street sat a few handsome men and women. They looked well-behaved and had clear eyes. They all wore metal collars around their necks, and a price tag was hung on their wrists.

The boss who heard Ying Qiao's words was not happy, and immediately put on a straight face, "New ghost? First time in Fengdu?"

Ying Qiao grinned: "Yo, your eyesight is really strong, how did you see it?"

The boss sneered, with a bad expression: "The ideological consciousness is too low."

Ying Qiao: "...why did I lose my consciousness?"

"Heh, it's because you are new ghosts, the uncle is too lazy to bother with you, if you are some old ghosts, now you have no arms and legs!" The boss rolled up his sleeves, revealing the fierce tattoo on his arm.

Yo, it’s still gluttonous, not to mention, it’s really lifelike, and it’s tattooed by a skilled tattoo master.

"Your accent is from Northeast Tianjin." Ying Qiao was not angry when he was choked, and was still cheerful.

"Don't be close to me, the underworld doesn't care about fellow villagers," the boss's tone softened significantly after saying this, "It is illegal to buy and sell human beings in the underworld, and what we sell are small pets. They are all pets. Cats, cats, dogs, little foxes, etc., don’t you see that they all have two ears on them!”

Ying Qiao: "Hey, I thought you were playing cosplay here."

Isn't it more like a dirty pornography deal with two hairy ears?

"Small animals that turn into ghosts after death are also in human form?" Ying Qiao asked.

The boss shook his head: "It's not that simple. These are beasts that almost opened their intelligence. Unfortunately, the luck is not good now, and the rules are restricted. It is getting more and more difficult to become a monster with intelligence. Ordinary beasts without intelligence, good luck If you are lucky enough, you can enter reincarnation directly, if you are almost lucky, you will enter the underworld, wait for the ferryman to salvage it, and you can be ignorant after death. Half-witted people like this are the most pitiful, half-human, half-demon, beasts can't reincarnate , The reincarnation of human beings is now going to draw numbers again, I don’t know if they have to wait until the year of the monkey to get a number. The rules also limit their intelligence, they can’t learn anything, they are so ignorant.”

The boss suddenly got a little emotional when he said this: "Just the little devil next door who died more than ten years ago, don't think he's not as tall as my thigh/leg, he's economically minded, and he has already earned two big houses for his great-grandfather." Already!"

Ying Qiao: "Hey! Niu wow!"

The candy shop next door really has a cute little girl sitting at the door eating candy, she will press the loudspeaker when she sees someone passing by: "Meimeng candy, the latest co-branded product of Dream Demon, only 2888 Yin coins, eat it!" If you buy this candy, forget about that one, you won’t be fooled if you can’t buy it!”

Ying Qiao looked down at the price of these half-demons - 200 yuan.

Ying Qiao: "..."

It seems that it is not inflation, but the real dare to ask the price next door.How could someone be so smart to spend money to buy such a flashy candy that sounds like a lie?

Ye Chen took out a piece of silver ingot: "Here is a bag."

Ying Qiao: "..."

The little girl jumped up excitedly when she saw such a big silver ingot, and she was almost about to take it. Fortunately, her reason stopped her in time, "My lord, my ghost power is limited, and the dream candy I made will not be of much use to you. If you want to For candies, there are ordinary candies in the store, five yuan a piece."

The Little Demon King frowned: "Didn't the Dream Demon do it?"

"My stage name is Dream Demon." The little girl said innocently.

Propaganda always has to be a little exaggerated to attract people.

Ye Chen stared at the little girl expressionlessly, with a cold light in his dark eyes.

Little girl: ...After finishing the ball, this seemingly expensive adult seems to be serious. It seems that he can only use his big move.

The little girl pursed her mouth, and her big black eyes filled with tears, "I'm not lying, my ability is to make ghosts have sweet dreams. I died when I was five years old, and I finally found my wife in the underworld." Grandpa, our grandpa and grandson rely on my ability to get by, woo woo woo."

Ye Chen still stared at the little girl silently, his expression not a bit moved, the little girl couldn't cry anymore, and waved her hand, "As much as the fine, I can't pay it, what's wrong with you, fishing all day long Law enforcement is not about disrupting the market economy because of wrong goods, as for staring at our house like this, why don’t we care about the people who are buying and selling next door.”

The tattoo boss slapped the table and was furious: "Who is buying and selling people! Be more polite!"

Little girl: "I'm talking about you, Wei Lue."

Boss: "In two years, your ability to dream is gone, just wait to drink the northwest wind!!!"

"The money I earn can support my parents when they come down, you are the one who drinks the northwest wind." The little girl grimaced.

"Don't quarrel, why are you still quarreling, harmony makes money and anger makes money." Ying Qiao hurriedly broke up the fight, fearing that the king of their family would be dissatisfied with the two people's quarrel and directly destroy the two ghosts humanely.

Ghosts have no human rights.

His worry was obviously superfluous, Jiang Zhushui had already pulled Ye Chen out of the battle circle.

"She lied to the devil." The little devil said sullenly.

Ye Chen just really thought that the little girl's candy was made by the succubus.

The "devils" in the Demon Realm are actually demon cultivators, and only he is a demon.

Ye Chen has never seen the same kind since he became conscious.

It is written in the book that the demons, like the auspicious beasts, are the products of the previous heaven. After the new heaven succeeded, they chased and killed the demons, and killed all the demons. Later, they were chased and killed by human cultivators, leaving no one left. .

Ye Chen thought, he slipped through the net.

"Liuguang is a special existence." Jiang Zhushui said.

The little devil snorted coldly: "They are so loud."

Perhaps the demon king's eyes were too fierce. The little girl who was arguing realized that the danger was coming, and her expression became serious. She put her hand on the back of the chair and pressed the switch with lightning speed. The shop in front of the door and herself He was taken into the house by the agency in an instant, and the door was closed immediately, and the front of the door became clean, as if the shop had never been set up.

The shops in Fengdu City are all shops when they are open to welcome customers, and they are homes when they are closed.Since there are fierce ghosts and evil spirits who escaped from the eighteenth floor of hell from time to time in the city, in order to deal with such emergencies, the shopkeepers' escape speed is quite good.

The owner of the tattoo had a fierce face: "Hmph, even if she runs fast, she really thinks I don't hit children!"

Ye Chen stared at the boss for a while, then turned to Jiang Zhushui and said, "I want a little tiger."

Jiang Zhushui sighed, "Take it."

For the rest of the journey, the little demon king hugged and pinched a white tiger cub, while Ying Qiao led a group of half-demons with a dazed look on his face.

The little white tiger was rubbed until it was almost suffocated, trying to growl in the cracks——

"I'm not for sale! Not for sale! The boss doesn't sell it! Oh!"

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Baihu: I have never been wronged like this in my life!